The emperor's favorite gentleman is enchanting

Chapter 336 Extra Story: The Little Witch (2)
This little person is wearing a red dress, but he is only four or five years old. When he stands there, he is a miniature version of Empress Xiao Rong.

The pupils that looked like Empress Xiao Rong twitched: "Nimma! I am His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, if I make a wrong call again, my salary will be deducted for one year!"

Oh, it is said that this little witch, since she can talk, she just opened her mouth and kept her mouth shut.

Oh, this little witch is also a bit like Empress Xiao Rong, who loves to deduct people's salaries.

All the officials mourned as if they had lost their spouses, and hurriedly bowed and changed their words: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty the Crown Prince."

This one, it is said that he was His Royal Highness the Crown Prince when he came out of the mother's womb.

"Well, children can be taught. They are my plastic talents. It just so happens that I have an important matter to entrust to the ministers." The four or five-year-old milk baby smiled and showed a small canine tooth, not to mention how harmless it is. .

harmless?Then you are always wrong.

All the officials were trembling: "His Royal Highness orders, I will wait until death."

With a big wave of her hand, the little witch imitated her mother's boldness: "You say you can't die, it hurts your feelings, doesn't it?"

How hurtful?

My Highness the Princess, oh no, my Highness the Crown Prince, who dares to talk about feelings with you all the time, isn't that a waste of time and money.

All the officials dare not speak out when they are suffering, and each of them promises: "Yes, yes, yes."

The little milk baby raised his chin, and his eyeballs were dripping with light blue, with a faint evil light: "The group of immortals in the Hanlin Academy often say that when the sky is about to send a great mission to the people, they must first suffer from their will." , Hungry for his body and skin, I heard this, Mao Sai suddenly realized, and decided to learn from the past and change the past."

Learn from the pain?Change your past?
Why are these words so familiar?Oh, Linzhao little witch always has such a classic saying in front of everyone.

All the officials were about to kneel, squatting and looking up at the little doll with their trembling bodies: "So your Highness thinks?"

The little witch smoothed her braids, which is said to be called a ponytail. After finishing her braids, she touched her chin again, and then raised her eyes: "I'm a little tight lately, and I want to ask the adults to borrow some money."

Whoa!It's another act of robbing houses, it really got the true biography of Empress Xiao Rong.

I can't afford to 'borrow' money from time to time.All the officials looked at each other in blank dismay, and unified their rhetoric: "The ministers have been shy recently."

Xiao Hong and the little witch narrowed her eyes: "Don't borrow it?"

Look at this little figure, tsk tsk tsk, it's just like Queen Xiao Rong.

All the officials who were fighting with each other trembled, their tongues were knotted, and they said desperately: "Please forgive me, Your Highness, I can't do anything."

"Wipe!" The little witch flicked her red robe and said, "Waste my saliva."

Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu, here we come again. Once this Lao Tzu comes out, the solution is not far away.

"Your Highness, calm down."

Immediately knelt on the ground, scared!

The little witch put her hips on her hips and yelled, "Little Qingzi."

Tsing Yi's face twitched, and he stepped forward: "The subordinate is here."

The princess opened her round phoenix eyes, and asked innocently: "What crime should I have for despising the imperial power and committing the following crimes?"

This line is so familiar.

Oh, the empress often talks about it, after finishing speaking, it is time to rub your fingers and borrow a little.

Tsing Yi replied: "Those who are light will be dismissed from office, and those who are serious will be executed."

The girl from the Xiao family clenched her small fist and pressed it against her chin, with a frightened look on her face: "Oh, execute me, that would be scary."

Afraid?
Haha, this Witch Highness is really humorous.

All the officials were afraid and did not dare to speak.

Her Majesty the Witch looked at the clear sky, and the four or five-year-old doll grinned, but she was very pretty, but when she opened her mouth, her milky voice was still awesome: "I am in a good mood today, so I won't punish you severely. If you despise the majesty of the palace one by one, you will be fined to withhold your salary for half a year."

Listen, listen, this tone of amnesty for the world is somewhat majestic like Emperor Xiao Rong.

Deduction of salary?Again, all the officials touched their pockets, very shy and embarrassed: "Your Highness, I wait..."

Her Majesty the Witch looked innocent: "Don't accept?" Turning around, eyes narrowed, tears welled up, lips pursed, small shoulders trembled, very pitiful, "Little Qingzi, go tell my emperor's father that they bully others .”

Bully?Qing Tian Bai Ri opened his eyes and couldn't talk nonsense like that.

This is to be reported to His Majesty...

It's over, who doesn't know that His Majesty loves his wife endlessly, especially his daughter.

After weighing it, the broken teeth were mixed with blood, and he swallowed: "Chen..."

"Xiao Shishi!"

An earth-shattering roar came from far and near.

In the whole world, the only ones who call her Highness the Witch are Prince Zhaoming and the Empress.

This is the arrival of the empress.

The eyeballs were up and down, and Her Highness the Little Witch seemed to be facing an enemy: "No! The enemy is coming." He yelled at Tsing Yi, "Little Qingzi, retreat!"

Xiaoqingzi followed silently.

So, Her Highness the Little Witch let go of her short legs and ran. That speed, oh my god, created a whirlwind.

Ahead, after running for a few meters, the little devil Linzhao looked back and smiled, a small model, extremely immature, with a soft and waxy voice: "If you dare to reveal the whereabouts of this palace, you will be detained for 20 years. Remember the money Send it to the old place, don’t wait after the expiration date, and the interest rate is very high.”

This so-called old place is the dog hole under the third Nangong gate.

Looking at this virtue, he has been doing this kind of robbing and robbing houses on weekdays.

All the officials promised, and the little witch withdrew, muttering in her mouth: "Isn't it just a lonely book of eroticism? As for such a fierce pursuit?"

Orphan erotic?

Looking at this small body, I'm afraid that he started reading "Little People's Books" before he even started studying the Four Books and Five Classics. He really is a little monster born of a big monster.

The little evildoer ran away, and the big evildoer came.

"Yo, where are you all?"

This smiling face is ninety percent like the tender face just now.

Baiguan's cold sweat never stopped, his legs were so weak that he couldn't get up at all: "I have seen the empress."

Danfeng raised her eyes, and Rong Qiannian asked, "Have you seen Princess Linzhao?"

The milk's voice was lingering: If you dare to reveal the whereabouts of Bengong, you will be fined for 20 years.

All the officials shook their heads unanimously: "No, absolutely not." It's not a good time for the bright daylight, if you don't open your eyes and talk nonsense.

"No." Your Majesty said in a lazy tone, "Thirteen, what crime should I have for despising the emperor's prestige and committing the following crimes!"

Saying this, the empress bent down and picked up a small jade hairpin.

The jade hairpin was said to be a birthday gift from Emperor Yunqi to Princess Linzhao Xiao Hongluo.

Baiguan knocked his head: "Your Majesty, please forgive me."

Forgive me...

It's nothing more than bankruptcy and disaster avoidance, isn't your ladyship also a little tight recently, rubbing her fingers and asking for a loan.

(End of this chapter)