Full service dog abuse

Chapter 394 Bai Xu VS Zhan Tang - Why is it so funny? ①
In the middle of the night, Bai Xu washed up and was about to go to bed when he received a call from Zhan Tang. The boy was crying and shouting on the phone. If he didn't know that Zhan Tang was a man, the chance of being robbed was not high. Xu thought he was robbed.

However, robbery is impossible, but robbery is still possible, so he yawned and asked, "Have you been robbed?"

"No." With the cold wind blowing, Zhantang shrank his arms. It's winter, but it's still February.

And it's February 2th, Valentine's Day.

Although there is no snow in the south, the cold wind is blowing, not to mention the cold wind in February, blowing on the body is like being blown by a knife.

With a weak voice, Zhantang sighed: "I was kicked out of the house by my parents."

"..." Bai Xu was silent, and then said, "You're kidding me."

"Why did you lie to me? I was kicked out! I'm penniless now, I haven't brought my coat, and I'm about to die standing outside in the cold wind."

I thought that Zhantang was exaggerating, so Bai Xu didn't bring Zhantang the coat he wanted at all, instead he dressed softly and came to the Internet cafe that Zhantang said.

Unexpectedly, Zhantang was really standing outside the Internet cafe wearing only a shirt, shivering in the cold wind, when he saw Bai Xu rushing over, he rushed over excitedly with snot and tears: "Fuck it, what are you doing?" Come at this time?"

"Are you really kicked out?" Bai Xu wondered.

"Can I lie to you?" Zhan Tang rubbed his arms, looked at Bai Xu's empty hands, and widened his eyes: "Where's the clothes I asked you to bring?"

Bai Xu felt a little guilty: "I... thought you were playing with me..."

"Brother, I'm so free at 1 o'clock in the middle of the night, to play tricks on you?" Zhan Tang asked with wide-eyed eyes.

"Okay, I'll wear mine for you." Bai Xu said, taking off his coat and putting it on Zhantang's head.

Holding the jacket that was still warm, Zhantang raised his eyes to look at Bai Xu: "Give it to me, what about you?"

"I wear a lot." Said, Bai Xu pulled the zipper, revealing the sweater inside, and there were clothes inside the sweater.

Seeing this, Zhantang felt relieved and put on his coat.

Thinking of Zhan Tang waiting for him at the entrance of the Internet cafe, Bai Xu was curious: "You don't plan to stay in the Internet cafe all night, do you?"

"Is there a problem?" While buttoning up the button, Zhan Tang looked at Bai Xu with a calm face, "Do you want to go together?"

"Okay." What else can I do in an Internet cafe, of course it is to play games.

When it comes to playing games, you won't be sleepy at all.

The two entered the Internet cafe and started the game of Glory of Kings, playing a border breakout.

While waiting for the game to load, Bai Xu asked curiously: "I remember today isn't Valentine's Day, and you posted on your Moments in the morning that you went on a blind date. Why were you kicked out at night?"

"Stop talking." As soon as this matter was mentioned, Zhan Tang gritted his teeth in anger. "A blind date is unreliable!"

"That's why I said on the Internet that those dating sites are unreliable." A brother who played League of Legends next to him sighed with a story on his face.

Zhantang replied: "My blind date was introduced by a distant relative of mine."

"Then what happened next?" Bai Xu was curious.

"I went from eight o'clock in the morning to the appointed place, and waited until 12 o'clock noon, the best time for us. But she didn't come, and I waited until 13 o'clock. I was too hungry, so I ordered a meal and ate it myself. I was 14 o'clock after eating. It's time to order, but I haven't come yet. Under the strange eyes of people around me, I sat until 15 o'clock. Seeing that no one came, and the message did not reply, I left. Then I went to the nearby playground to play until 21 o'clock, and then I went to eat a skewer, and when I got home at 00:[-], I had a fight with my parents and came out."

"The blind date called my parents and said that she arrived at the appointed place and didn't see me. I asked my parents what time she went, and my parents said she said it was 15:30."

"Hahahahahaha!" The buddy from the League of Legends next to him burst into tears and patted Zhantang on the shoulder: "Actually, if you walk half an hour late, you can do it. Oh my god, why are you so funny."

(End of this chapter)