Datang Nongsheng

Chapter 581 Drunken Talk
Sun Xiangfu doesn't drink too much. For this kind of wine that exceeds [-]% alcohol, at most one catty, he will be top-heavy and his tongue will be big. If there is more, it will be broken.

Li Shimin asked Qu Tuquan to release Sun Xiangfu's shackles, allowing him to temporarily have the ability to hold his own bowl to drink, and then gave Sun Xiangfu a wine bowl bigger than his head, and filled it up for him directly.

"Then what, you told me to drink too much! Don't blame me for what you said then. "

Li Shimin said with a cold face, "If I were so intolerant, you would have died ten times already."

Sun Xiangfu nodded and said, "Just remember what you said."

After all, Sun Xiangfu started to drink with both hands holding the big wine bowl. This big bowl can hold at least a catty of wine. After drinking a bowl, he would overdose.

"Hiccup~"

Putting down the wine bowl, after a while, Sun Xiangfu's eyes became blurred, and the belch continued. Li Shimin was very satisfied with his state of being drunk but not knocked down. He glanced at Wang Deyong and Qu Tu and said, "You all go out. Come on! No one is allowed to come within ten feet of this place."

After Wang Deyong and Qu Tuquan bowed and retreated, Li Shimin said, "I gave you a chance to defend yourself, now you can speak!"

"Hi! ~Speak? What are you talking about! You don't even drink, how can you chat? You are a dirt, a bumpkin like you! Only with such a little achievement, you will start to swell immediately, and you don't even know who you are. Yes, I guess in a few years, you will think about immortality! You will become a fairy..."

Sun Xiangfu was really overdosing, and immediately entered the mode of drinking madness, directly throwing aside the honorifics and the like, and even turned on the mode of complaining mercilessly to Li Shimin.

"What kind of bullshit is it that you can live forever, turn feathers into immortals, and talk about serious things."

Although Li Shimin's tone was vehemently scolding Sun Xiangfu, but for some reason, his old face was a little reddish, his temper was not so full, and it was not the behavior of a gentleman to get people drunk.

Moreover, this guy in history didn't just die from taking drugs indiscriminately and wanted to live forever. I'm afraid, now he has such thoughts.

"Seriously, you're a bumpkin..." Sun Xiangfu pointed at Li Shimin, and started complaining again.

Hearing this, Li Shimin covered his forehead and felt regretful. It was really not his intention to talk about drunkenness. It was a bad idea thought up by Empress Changsun, but who knew that Sun Xiangfu, who was drunk, could only swear at others.

Although Li Shimin didn't know what bumpkins meant, he must be swearing like Tian She'er. He is a majestic emperor, and if he is continuously pointed at his nose and scolded by others, no matter how big he is, he will be very upset.

However, you can't reason with a drunkard. Li Shimin looked at the wine jar as big as a watermelon, and then at the wine bowl as big as a head. It's only fair to drink too much, and only a drunk can communicate well with a drunk.

Seeing Li Shimin filling himself with alcohol, Sun Xiangfu said with his tongue open again, "Don't say it, don't say it, I admire your ability the most, that is drinking, every time you drink until you are seven or eight percent drunk, you can still keep thinking Sober, I fooled everyone for a while.,

Hiccup~, come, come, show me your unique skills, let me, let me see how much you can fool people when you drink too much.

Hiccup~, I, I play your drinking buddy, no, I am your drinking buddy..."

Hearing Sun Xiangfu's thoughts, Li Shimin, who thought that he was almost done drinking, poured himself a big bowl again, lifted the bowl and drank a few big gulps, his tears were so hot that the liquor was so hot He stopped when the flow came out. People who are in a bad mood usually drink like this.

Li Shimin drank a bowl and a half straight away, more than half a catty more than Sun Xiangfu, and drank so fast that he almost couldn't help but spit it out. When he put down the bowl, he also drank Like Sun Xiangfu, he became a drunk with blurred eyes and no imperial arrogance.

Seeing him like this, on the contrary, made Sun Xiangfu in a drunk state more eager to tell. The best person for a drunk to confide in is always another drunk.

"Look, it's much cuter this way, with a sullen face all day long, pretending to be a wolf, isn't it interesting?

People, especially those in positions of power, should be close to the people, they should be down-to-earth, and they should be able to grasp the characteristics of people's hearts. They will never be domineering, but a simple and unpretentious heart that bears all the pain and suffering for the people of the world. You As long as the lives of the people are not allowed to become worse, the people will not allow anyone to come out against you. This is the reason for the long-term stability of the world. "

"You, do you think I don't understand this truth? However, with the current conditions of our Tang Dynasty, it is absolutely possible for more land and population to live a better life under our rule." Li Shimin's Jiu Jin also Come up, no longer let Sun Xiangfu speak alone, he patted the table and replied.

However, Sun Xiangfu, who had completely lost control, didn't give Li Shimin any face at all, he started arguing with Li Shimin out of instinct, and also patted the table and said, "Yes, how can you say you are a bumpkin! Just like this now? You think it’s a good life? How far is it from a good life?

You haven't even implemented the new, new rural construction to the whole country. Most of the people's annual income is less than a few dollars. They can't afford medical care, medicine, and natural disasters. Life?Believe it or not, as long as there is a nationwide natural disaster, you can destroy the country in minutes? "

Sun Xiangfu shook his head and waved his hands to accuse Li Shimin of being unworthy of a beating, but this was not over yet, he took a long break and said again, "Well, I won't talk about this, a bumpkin like you doesn't know what natural disasters are like. Formed, let’s, let’s talk about your current internal governance issues. Just the existing land, you are short of officials and staff, and you can barely maintain it. Just like this, you still want to expand externally?

Even if more places are conquered, can you manage them?Call today, and tomorrow, let others call back, take the lives of the soldiers, and play this game of dominance for you?
Fundamentally, you are disrespecting life.

I, let me ask you, how many people died in the battle of Gaogu? More than 1 soldiers!Behind them are more than 1 families. No matter how many achievements you have gained because of this battle, the damage to these 1 families will be eternal.

Moreover, this is not just a problem of more than 1 families. The Northeast is also under the rule of my Tang Dynasty. The people of the Tang Dynasty will be counted on the head of our Tang Dynasty. That is 40 to 10,000 people, representing at least 10,000+ families, and Yunnan, where our soldiers died and injured, there are more than a thousand people, and the local people died, the same Up to [-]+.

Of course, this is all Wang Hao's fault, I can't blame you.

But have you ever calculated that if one thousand people die here and ten thousand die there, how many people in our Tang Dynasty can continue to die like this?

The entire Eurasian continent, the land that is not under the rule of my Tang Dynasty, has at least dozens of times more people than Liaodong and Yunnan. They have completely different beliefs, cultures, and languages ​​from ours. Even if you can be like Goguryeo and Yunnan Successfully conquering those places, based on the relatively low battle losses, our current soldiers in the Tang Dynasty will die in about two rounds.

You must understand better than me the principle of success and death, and I also understand that a great unification may eliminate many hidden dangers in the future of my Tang Dynasty and bring us many benefits. However, there are many ways to earn benefits , not necessarily rule by force.

We, our Datang, are just a baby who has just stood up. You just want to push him, run, and kill people. "

Li Shimin was taken aback by Sun Xiangfu's long speech. However, his thinking after drunk was different from that of normal time. He pointed to Sun Xiangfu's nose and said, "I know the meaning of 'bumpkin'." Yes, you are saying that I have no knowledge and no brains. You have knowledge, you, you, you can tell me how this natural disaster came about, and what we in Tang Dynasty need to have the ability to expand abroad."

"What! Are you going to ask me for advice? Please teach me, you, you have to have the attitude of asking for advice, and let's talk after the wine is dry." Sun Xiangfu shook his head and said in a posture that deserves a beating.

After finishing speaking, he himself felt thirsty, so he picked up the big bowl in front of him and drank it. It was not white water, but white wine. Unfortunately, he was now thinking drunk. Instead, he will say that I am not drunk, and I still want to drink.

Seeing that Sun Xiangfu drank it himself, Li Shimin, who was only [-]% or [-]% drunk, was naturally not to be outdone, raised the big wine bowl, and poured down another half a catty. So far, they drank three catties of a jar of five catty wine Too much, when the two of them put down their wine bowls, no matter how hard they tried to hold on, they couldn't hold on anymore, and they were basically half lying on the desk.

"What the hell is he drinking? It's really uncomfortable. It would be nice if there were peanuts."

"What are peanuts?"

"Let's just say you're a country bumpkin! You don't even know about peanuts, uh, there doesn't seem to be any here now. In a few years, in a few years, I'll treat you to eat..."

"Oh, peanuts are edible! Are they delicious?"

"It's delicious, with wine, it's top notch." Sun Xiangfu gave a thumbs up and said again, "Let's, what did we say just now?"

"I don't remember, it seems to be some kind of disaster, a natural disaster." Li Shimin waved his hand in a completely irregular manner.

"Natural disasters! How did natural disasters come about? I don't remember either. When I was a child, I watched Haier Brothers, and they seemed to know a little about popular science. Now, I have forgotten."

"Hai, Brother Haier? Who is it? He, does he know how the natural disaster happened? I must visit him."

Sun Xiangfu laughed loudly when he heard the words, "Hahaha, you, you want to visit Brother Haier, do you want to visit in the cartoon?"

"Cartoon? What are cartoons?"

"You, you drink, drink, I tell you."

Li Shimin didn't need Sun Xiangfu's persuasion, he just held the wine jar to fill himself up, and gulped down his throat. He was already completely drunk, and all his actions were subconscious.

"Cartoon, it was a moving picture at the time! Speaking of it, it's not difficult to make this thing, but now, everyone doesn't like to watch those things."

"Then what do you like to do now?"

"Look at the live broadcast! Short videos! Play online games! Read online novels! With a mobile phone, you can do anything."

"Look, watch the live broadcast, who is the live broadcast? Is it good?"

"Hehe, how do you know what a live broadcast is, a country bumpkin like you? After you drink this bowl, I will teach you a lesson. You help me beat it, beat the time! That's it, just knock on the table."

"Crack, crack, crack..."

Sun Xiangfu patted the table with his palm, not afraid of the pain from the palm. Soon, Li Shimin took another big gulp of wine, and wanted to pour the wine, but found that the jar was empty, so he immediately pushed the jar aside, Following Sun Xiangfu's rhythm, he slapped the table, and then, Sun Xiangfu picked up the chopsticks on the table and knocked on the drained wine bowl.

Without a microphone, Sun Xiangfu rolled up the booklet left by Wang Hao on the table, and held the microphone in his hand, while tapping the wine bowl with chopsticks, facing the rolled booklet, and began to sing.

"The knife, slashes the snow-winged eagle in anger. The mountain, soaring into the sky with boldness.

Fire, seething and burning.The sea, set off ten thousand zhang waves.

The wind cannot disperse the clouds and smoke.Snow, dripping in the heart.

The moon is like a fairy.

Step on the way of heaven, abolish the Emperor of Heaven, kill the King of Pluto, weep ghosts and gods, destroy the Emperor of the Sea, break the sky, and carry the world alone..."

Ten feet away from the tent, they could faintly hear the roar of banging and beating in the tent. Qu Tuquan and Wang Deyong looked at each other in surprise, and each shrugged their shoulders.

After a while, Sun Xiangfu, who couldn't speak clearly and didn't know what lyrics he should sing, finally stopped, and shouted, "How about it, it's not fun..."

Shaking his head, immersed in inexplicable excitement, Li Shimin nodded again and again, and then nodded his head on the table, snoring suddenly sounded. He drank more than a catty of liquor than Sun Xiangfu.

And Li Shimin's capacity for drinking was not as good as that of Li Shimin's Sun Xiangfu, so he also slumped on the ground, falling asleep on his back.

(End of this chapter)