Love apartment under one person

Chapter 242 Meng Lang: I refuse to talk to monkeys

Twelve in the morning.

The Himalayas are vast and long, the silver peaks under the sky are snow-colored, the glaciers are as transparent and flawless as glass, and the majestic snow-capped mountains are straight into the sky. Under the bright moonlight, the members of the health brigade running on them are particularly small.

Lu Ziqiao had the lowest level of cultivation among the crowd. Although such a high-intensity high-altitude journey was physically bearable, it was inevitable that he would be mentally exhausted. Therefore, after looking around, he planned to find a target to chat with to relieve boredom.

So Lu Laobu slowed down a little bit, came to the end of the line, raised his hand and patted a certain "Zhuge Meng" with a height of about 1.8 meters on the shoulder:
"Oh, don't be tense. Stretch your head and shrink your head. These women in our love apartment are all crazy. The more you resist them, the more excited they are, and the more excited they are, the more they like to mess with you."

"Really?" The 1.8-meter "Zhuge Meng" let out a hoarse voice.

"Of course it's true! Believe me, if you take the initiative to put on women's clothing and hang out in front of them a few times later, when they know that you don't care at all, they won't be interested in playing tricks on you anymore."

"What's wrong? Still... have to take the initiative to wear women's clothes again? Brother Lu, is there any other more decent solution?"

"Hey, you can't think like that!"

Lu Ziqiao stretched out his hand to hook "Zhuge Meng"'s shoulder, and persuaded him earnestly: "Brother, everyone in society will inevitably have a bad time.

Remember, it’s okay to eat X, just don’t chew it. Life is like Boss Meng’s hurtful mouth. You never know who will be the next unlucky person. After this period, it will always pass. "

I don't know why, after listening to Lu Ziqiao's enlightenment, "Zhuge Meng"'s autism seems to be getting more and more serious. I saw "she" pulled her collar to cover her face more tightly, with a pair of dead fish eyes He stared blankly and said nothing.

"Alas, you are still a young man after all..." sighed in a low voice, Lu Laobu shrugged slightly, and when he was about to change his target and continue to relieve boredom, he saw Hu Yifei, who was at the front of the team, suddenly raised his fist high.

Seeing the signal, everyone stopped in unison.

At the same time, Zhuge Dali's voice came from everyone's radio earphones: "At eleven o'clock ahead, the target's hiding place is 1000 meters away. We are going to attack as originally planned. Everyone will attack with all their might, and we can catch them all in one go." Don’t choose to fight fiercely if you want to capture.”

Just as everyone was about to nod in agreement, Hu Yifei next to him said, "Wait! At nine o'clock, there were eighteen thermal reactions two kilometers away. There were 13 people on one side and five people on the other side. They should belong to two different camps." people who seem to have the same goals as us.”

Hearing this, everyone was startled, but then secretly relieved.

Since the visitors came from two different camps, if nothing else happened, the five-member team should be Meng Lang and Zhuge Gong. With those people blocking them, there should be no need to worry about encountering unplanned troubles.

Sure enough, in the sight of everyone's infrared telescopes, the two teams not far away had already met...

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At this point, let's turn the camera to the other side.

The bearded San trudged awkwardly in the snow with one foot deep and one foot shallow, cursing in curry-smelling English: "Rahul, if you promised me to come here, it will hurt everyone Still have to drive at night."

The delicate and handsome man sat cross-legged on a huge rosette with shimmering lights of three colors and floated in the front. Hearing this, he snorted softly and said coldly without turning his head:

"Shut up Ronnie, save the energy to complain and prepare for the fight, this time it's not that simple.

The future Buddha issued an oracle, saying that Ruan encountered an unsolvable crisis... I have seen Ruan's strength, it is very strong, even my good-for-nothing teacher may not be able to beat him, and the troubles that he can't handle are not random Anything can be settled. "

"What are you afraid of? The brave and fearless Pengciren is omnipotent! Don't talk about others, Rahul, haven't you already surpassed your teacher?

Even if you can't bear it, don't we still have Piya here?In a place like Kangchenjunga, even the Buddha couldn't defeat her, right? "

As he said that, the bearded Ronnie glanced at the barefooted woman not far behind wearing a veil with a guilty conscience, and there was a hint of fear in his pupils.

He couldn't help being unafraid, but saw that the woman named Vija had done something. When she walked barefoot on the snow, not only did she not leave any footprints on the snow, but even the place she passed turned into a crystal clear line. The long and narrow ice path exudes a piercing chill that far exceeds the surrounding environment.

Just as the short man Rahul was about to reprimand him, he suddenly felt the lotus stand under his seat stagnate, and then a blur appeared in front of his eyes, and a figure suddenly appeared in front of him.

Meng, in a suit and leather shoes, appeared like a bubble in front of the tracing team in the ancient Buddha's Holy Land, with a playful smile on his lips: "Hello, you little bastards from the Porcelain Kingdom~"

Rahul, who was in the lead, frowned and looked at Shuaibi who suddenly stood in front of him and the others, and asked vigilantly, "Who are you? Why are you here?"

Meng Lang was unmoved by the little man's words, and still smiled and said in correct Chinese: "Friendly reminder, construction ahead, this road is blocked."

Pi Ya looked at Meng without saying a word, and suddenly his pupils shrank when he saw that the other party had not fallen under the snow-covered feet, "You are..."

The short-tempered bearded Ronnie couldn't understand what Meng Lang was saying, so he stopped Pi Ya who was trying to switch to Chinese, and farted with his thick curry-smelling lips: "Hei dude! Don' t pull any shenanigan on me. Can you speak English?"

The loud noise came to his ears, and Meng Lang cast an impatient sideways glance at the bearded Ah San opposite, raised his hand and casually pointed at him, and said in an unhappy tone, "I refuse to communicate with monkeys, so I'll get someone who can speak human language instead. "

Ronnie felt an extremely fast qi coming towards his chest, and without daring to be careless, he quickly raised his hand and spilled a large amount of light yellow liquid from a small bottle, forming a water curtain in front of him.

"Plop." There was a sound like a stone falling into the water, and Meng Lang's Yang finger force caused endless ripples in the water curtain.

"Huh? Is this a method of Western alchemy? It's kind of interesting... what the hell!" Meng Lang, who was just about to tease him, vaguely smelled a pungent smell that the cold wind from the snow-capped mountains couldn't cover up, and hurriedly jumped ten times A few meters while holding your breath.

'This group of Asan's are really good at playing. They can't finish drinking cow urine all day long. How dare they use it for alchemy?Is this the rhythm of disgusting you if you can't beat you? '

Meng Lang showed a look of disgust, and raised his left hand with hundreds of ice crystal long swords floating behind his back. Then he didn't even bother to look at the bearded Ah San on the opposite side, and shook his sword finger in the approximate direction. Through the clouds!

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PS: The first update.

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