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Chapter 210 Prepare a Birthday Gift for Ichiro Hirata

At best, these robbers are just some small characters wandering around the rivers and lakes, usually doing some petty theft, or doing robbery or something.

They didn't have many valuables on them, and the robbers almost stripped themselves off, and only about a hundred dollars were found.

"Gentlemen, we really only have so much money, please let us go..."

The robbers lay on the ground, begging bitterly.

"Damn it, you gang of robbers are so poor, it's too unqualified!"

Lin Xiao angrily kicked them a few times before letting the poor robbers go.

After collecting the money from the robber, the two walked out of the alley.

Duan Peng counted Dayang, and said cheerfully: "Tuan Zuo, these robbers are quite interesting. If they rob us, isn't it equivalent to giving me money?"

"A group of poor B robbers, it's not bad if they don't strip their clothes."

Lin Xiao whistled, and took Duan Peng to find a bathhouse to take a bath...

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Time soon reached dusk, and the sky gradually darkened.

Lin Xiao and Duan Peng spent an afternoon in the market, and spent half a day of fairy life.

The two walked out slowly from a fireworks venue with red lanterns hanging.

There were a few beautifully dressed women standing at the door. They twisted their bodies and waved to Lin Xiao and Lin Xiao in a coquettish voice.

"Two uncles, walk slowly, come and play often when you have time!"

"Okay, sisters, next time you come, you have to give my brother a discount!"

Before Lin Xiao left, he flirted with them and ate some pieces of tofu.

"Brother, you are really annoying, you will eat sisters' tofu..."

"If you don't eat for nothing, don't eat it, hehe..."

Lin Xiao smiled frivolously.

Immediately, he led Duan Peng to Juxian Tower.

Duan Peng muttered on the road: "Tuan Zuo, the girls here are all like goblins. They are beautiful, but they are too expensive..."

Lin Xiao lit a cigarette comfortably and asked, "How much did we spend together this afternoon?"

Duan Peng thought for a while and replied: "It cost one yuan to eat mutton steamed buns, two yuan to take a bath, 15 yuan to go in and drink flower wine, and 18 yuan to go in together..."

"We each pay half of all the expenses today, and if you don't have enough money, it will be deducted from the military salary next month."

Duan Peng looked at Lin Xiao with disdain, and said unwillingly: "Tuan Zuo, I just drank some wine, and I didn't call you a girl, you called two girls yourself, why do you want me to share with you? "

"I provided you with one-stop service, but unfortunately you don't want it, can you blame me?"

Lin Xiao finished speaking confidently, with a sly smile on his face.

"Tuan Zuo, you are too foolish..."

Duan Peng was so angry that he looked helpless, but he couldn't refute.

The two walked on the street for more than ten minutes.

It was only halfway on the way that Lin Xiao remembered.

Since I wish Hirata Ichiro birthday, I have to buy a casual gift anyway.

"Duan Peng, what do you think we should buy that old devil Ichiro Hirata?"

Duan Peng thought about it, and suggested: "Tuanza, I think I can give Ichiro Hirata a coffin, he will use it at night!"

"good idea."

Lin Xiao nodded, and found a coffin shop on the side of the street.

Go in and inquire, the price of the coffins in the coffin shop is not cheap, and the better ones cost ten oceans.

Lin Xiao thought about it carefully, and found that he could save as much as he could, so he simply bought the cheapest columbarium.

Then, he tipped the coffin maker a few dollars and gave him some instructions.

"Remember, deliver the jar to Juxian Building on time at seven o'clock in the evening."

"Master, don't worry, I understand."

Afterwards, Lin Xiao took Duan Peng to Juxian Tower.

At this time, the sky was completely dark.

The devil's patrols on the street are very frequent, passing by the two of them from time to time.

After a while, Lin Xiao arrived at the gate of Juxian Building.

The inside and outside of the Juxian Building are heavily guarded, and there are little devil soldiers standing guard everywhere.

Red lanterns are hung outside the gate of Juxian Tower, vehicles and pedestrians come and go, and the scene is very lively.

Tonight, the people paying homage to Hirata Ichiro's birthday are all the dignitaries and dignitaries in Heyuan County.

Soon, birthday worshipers walked into Juxian Building in small groups, talking and laughing.

Just as he walked to the door, Lin Xiao bumped into Li Yunlong and Monk Wei.

"Yo, Brother Lin, what a coincidence, you guys are here too?"

Li Yunlong came over and cupped his fists, and took the initiative to say hello to Lin Xiao.

Lin Xiao glanced at the gift in Monk Wei's hand, and asked suspiciously: "Brother Yunlong, you always go empty-handed wherever you go, I never thought that a person like you would be willing to buy a gift for Ichiro Hirata ?”

"Brother Lin, guess what gift I gave Hirata Ichiro?" Li Yunlong had a smirk on his face.

Monk Wei next to him also had a sly and sly smile.

"I don't know what's in your gift box. Anyway, you are a weasel and you must have no good intentions to wish the chicken birthday."

Lin Xiao knew very well in his heart that Li Yunlong would never buy any good gifts for this deduction.

Li Yunlong leaned into Lin Xiao's ear mysteriously, and said with a smirk, "Brother Lin, to tell you the truth, in fact, my gift box contains donkey dung eggs, hehe..."

"What? Donkey dung?"

Lin Xiao couldn't help being surprised, and suddenly couldn't help laughing: "Brother Yunlong, you are a fucking genius, it's thanks to you for thinking of this kind of gift..."

It was right for Lin Xiao to think about it carefully. Sending donkey dung to Ichiro Hirata was also in line with Li Yunlong's character of buckling goods.

"Hahaha……"

Several people laughed happily.

(End of this chapter)