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Chapter 579 Dian Wei
It fell in front of you with a slap, and then just watched you silently without speaking!

I'm afraid you are not touching porcelain! ?
You must be Porcelain!

Wang Xuan looked at the fallen tiger, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching. This movement is so skillful, I'm afraid you are not a professional!
Nie Xiaoqian and Gouzi next to him were also stunned, but this person and dog obviously didn't understand the essence of it!

What happened to the tiger?Can a tiger touch porcelain?
Is there any king's law, is there any law!
No one in the world dares to play Pingci with Wang Xuan, um, even tigers!
Wang Xuan took a deep breath, and let me tell you whether you can beat him or not. Remember, when you are touched, you must not be cowardly, and shout as loudly as possible, "I tell you, tiger, stand up and suffer for me, in public , Ah, no, it was in broad daylight, I didn’t touch you, and I wouldn’t even recognize you lying here!”

"Besides, you are the majestic king of the forest, you can just grab whatever you want to eat, why bother!" Wang Xuan walked up to the tiger, knelt down and stared at the tiger to persuade him: "You don't want to be ashamed like this. If the news gets out, what will you make the deer think, what will you let the wild boar think?"

"I can't get up yet, but I can tell you that I can roast deer well, and tigers can also be roasted naturally. I will put it on a stick for you, and it will be so oily!"

"Hey, that bastard Wu, dared to beat my big cat to death. Could it be that the leopard would have the guts to eat it!" A thunderous roar came to mind, and the air produced circles of ripples out of thin air, and Wang Xuan was shocked violently. His eyes and ears were buzzing, and he was dizzy for a while, and he even had a double image when he saw the tiger.

Is this still talking?

This is a proper sonic weapon, right?

Wang Xuan looked up at the person who was coming. He was two meters tall, with two arms and knotted muscles. He looked thicker than Wang Xuan. He had a standard inverted triangle shape. He was really the kind of man who could run horses with his arms. .

A head of black hair fluttered behind him, a broad forehead, a big nose, and a big lavender mouth that could almost reach the ears. Like a fucking Nezha, Wang Xuan felt that he could chew off half of a human head in one bite.

The face is full of flesh, and the thick beard looks like bristles. Although it looks ugly, it is actually more fierce.

With this honor, you don't need makeup to play a horror movie.

This voice alone let Wang Xuan know the gap between himself and the other party, so he didn't need to hit him, and shouting twice might be enough for him to burp.

You said you have this kung fu, and you let the tiger out to touch porcelain, how can you be ashamed!

As for my short temper, I can't stop talking to you.

The reckless man roared loudly, and ran towards this side in three steps, two steps and two steps, each foot on the ground made a 'boom', 'boom' sound, each foot made a small hole, and dust splashed along the way It was about one foot tall, and the corners of Wang Xuan's eyes couldn't stop twitching. What a lot of strength and weight.

Just ask, what kind of woman can withstand the devastation of such a beastly man...

Don't think too much, I'm talking about too much weight, it's too heavy!

The reckless man jumped in front of Wang Xuan from a distance, and smashed a big hole on the ground with a 'bang' sound. Wang Xuan didn't use his skills to resist. Anyway, he couldn't beat him anyway, so he might as well give up resistance completely.

The air wave swept Wang Xuan out with the smoke and dust, and the wave-like smoke and dust spread unscrupulously towards the surroundings, and it was about to affect the whole roasted deer on the fire.

"Ah, that's not good!" The reckless man's eyes as big as copper bells opened wide suddenly, and he quickly came to the side of the fire with his toes on his toes. It was clearly intentional when he jumped over.

Seeing that the whole roasted deer was about to be stained by the smoke and dust, he roared like a tiger, and pulled out a pair of crescent iron halberds from behind with two dustpan-like hands. There are dots of light on the body, and it looks like it weighs no less than 1.6 catties. If a pair adds up, maybe it will weigh more than 300 catties?
The pair of big iron halberds were waved by the reckless man like two five-speed electric fans, a gust of wind surged up, and the billowing smoke and dust were completely blown away!

The reckless man heaved a sigh of relief, turned his head to look at the whole roasted deer on the fire, and Gulu swallowed hard.

Are you still a person?
More than 700 catties, Wang Xuan has no problem holding it, but being able to hold it and swinging it are two different things. You can hold a ten catties dumbbell without any problem, just wave one to see.

Before doing the experiment, remember to call 120 first, which will slow down a lot when you suffer!
After taking out the pair of iron halberds, a person's name flashed in Wang Xuan's mind. He was looking at the tiger pretending to be dead on the ground. Could this be the legendary "chasing the tiger across the stream"?
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, a burly and ugly man held a pair of iron halberds weighing seven to eight hundred kilograms, and drove a colorful tiger to touch porcelain everywhere. The potential of being frightened by the robbers exploded, and he jumped over the mountain stream in one step. !

Since it is this person, according to old legends about his character, Wang Xuan's eyes turned, and he was convinced!

Jumping up from the ground, Wang Xuan came to the strong man's door in a few steps, ignoring the fierce aura rushing towards his face, staring directly at the eyes as big as copper bells, and shouting loudly: "You must be mentally ill!" , You said that the tiger is yours, it is yours, you can shout to see if he agrees!"

The reckless man looked down at Wang Xuan, grinned, and the stench almost stumped Wang Xuan, "Haha, you idiot, you can't even tell, I said that big cat is mine, he is mine , let you increase your knowledge today!"

"Big cat, come here!" After finishing speaking, Dian Wei yelled at the tiger lying on the ground pretending to be dead, the tiger immediately jumped up on the spot, and Pidiandian ran towards the reckless man, wagging its tail from side to side while running , without the domineering arrogance of the king of the deep forest, ran to Dian Wei's feet, rubbed his big head towards his legs, and stretched out his barbed tongue to "swish, swish, swish" a few mouthfuls. Cute and fierce, Wang Xuan and the person and dog behind him were stunned!
What's the difference between you and a dog!
Wang Xuan wanted to grab the tiger's ear and ask, are you worthy of the word king on your head?

Dian Wei grinned openly and laughed loudly, "Did you see, I said it was my big cat, and he is my big cat, did you believe me this time, hurry up and lose money." Dian Wei's nose twitched A few times, "I'm a magnanimous person, and I won't let you worry about it. If you really don't have money, then you can accompany me with some food!"

On weekdays, as long as Dian Wei uses this trick, the other party will immediately give up obediently, either pay money or take things, and everything will be beneficial. He doesn't know that the other party is afraid of the four-meter-long colorful tiger. I'm still afraid of the reckless guy who trained the tiger into a big cat.

just today...

"What a man, you dare to blackmail me. Didn't you say that you and the cat were beaten to death!" Wang Xuan pointed at Dianwei's nose and shouted, "Come on, tell me, it's like a dog!" Your guy is a dead cat!"

"┗|｀O'|┛嗤~~" The tiger's cuteness is facing Dian Wei, there is no way, the tiger's life is difficult, and this subordinate can only live by being cute, and there are several tigers in the nearby forest who would rather die than surrender, It's turned into a pile of shit, even the fucking bones have been chewed to pieces by this guy.

However, it doesn't mean that the 'skinny and dry' guy in front of him can be presumptuous with the king of the forest!

"..." Dian Wei was a little speechless when he heard the words. He looked down at the fierce tiger roaring at his feet, and then at Wang Xuan. Same as quail eggs.

Damn, I fell for it, no wonder this little boy asked me to prove that this big cat is mine, so it's here waiting for me!

Although Dianwei has a violent temper, but he is very loyal, he always does what he says, and he is very chivalrous. Will be rough on people.

Although I often use tigers to touch porcelain, but it is mainly to scare people. If you give it, you will give it. If you insist on not giving it, it’s fine. There is no way, he is just a way to get money, and other livelihoods cannot afford him. Pot belly man.

The trick was punctured by Wang Xuan today, and he was also a little embarrassed, his face was flushed now, of course, due to his skin color, he couldn't tell.

It's okay if it's normal, he turned his head and left, but today, the main reason is that it's so delicious, his footsteps are extremely heavy, and he can't move.

What to do? !
Waiting online, very anxious!

For this roasted whole deer that was so delicious that people were poisoned, Dian Wei also went all out... His thigh lightly touched the tiger, and his finger-thick eyebrows kept gesturing towards the place where the tiger had just pretended to be dead.

That tiger's size is not in vain, and it is also a guy with human nature. He can understand everything but can't speak. He raised his front paw and pointed to that side, then made a movement of tilting his head and sticking out his tongue, Dian Wei Overjoyed, he nodded quickly, he looked so ugly and cute, no wonder he could train a cute tiger.

The tiger immediately became listless, walked over staggeringly, and fell to the ground again with a 'plop', his tongue was still sticking out, both his posture and expression were extremely in place, and his acting skills were more than ten blocks away. , After all, it is the housekeeping skill of eating!
Wang Xuan's voice came faintly, "Do you think I'm stupid, acting so blatantly in front of me!"

Dian Wei: (*/ω＼*), ah, no, it was discovered!
Wang Xuan looked at this man and a tiger, and was immediately amused. The majestic ancient evil, Dian Wei, the second most powerful general in the Three Kingdoms, actually did this for a single bite, is it really enough? !
That is to say, I, Wang Xuan, like the beauty of adults the most, and if someone else is here...fucking away!

Who is Dian Wei, even if he is killed, he can't admit it. He grabbed the two big iron halberds stuck behind him, stared at him with copper bell-like eyes, and pressed towards Wang Xuan with murderous aura all over his body. , pointing at the tip of Wang Xuan's nose with the iron halberd in his right hand, he said a little angrily, "If I say you hit me, you will hit me. If you admit it, you have to admit it, and if you don't, you have to admit it!"

(End of this chapter)