Plane hunting

Chapter 1069

Thanks: Brother 08a, Ru?Brother's reward, thank you Xia Tian, ​​thank you very much.

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'Huang Shaohong' scolded the mountain god sternly, giving the impression that he wanted to punish him severely.

'Sun Wukong' was grateful for the friendship of the mountain gods for 500 years, and pleaded for his mercy.

Unexpectedly, 'Huang Shaohong', who had a cold expression on his face, suddenly made a 180-degree turn:
"Okay, then the leader of this book will give you another face, the Great Sage!"

The guy smiled at the 'Monkey King', signaling that he owed himself one more time.

Just kidding, compared with the favor of 'Monkey King', punishing a mountain god who made mistakes is nothing.

'Huang Shaohong' immediately said to the 'Five Elements Mountain God':
"Okay, since the Great Sage is pleading for you, let's let this matter go. If you want to commit another crime in the future, you will definitely be killed and walked on the immortal platform!"

The God of the Five Elements Mountain seemed to be pardoned, and the two of them kowtowed to thank the leader for not killing him.

Turning to bow to the great sage again, 'Sun Wukong' is most unaccustomed to mother-in-law and mother-in-law, impatiently said:

"Okay, okay, I'll get some cooked food and drinks for my old grandson later!"

'Huang Shaohong' waved his hands towards the land of the mountain god and said:
"The two of you retreat now, don't call, don't disturb again!"

The mountain god and the land were about to kowtow and leave as if they had received an amnesty, when they heard 'Huang Shaohong' say:
"By the way, the Five Elements Mountain has excellent geomantic omen, and I plan to retreat in this cave for a while. You can't wait to let it out at this time, understand?"

He is the leader of Taoism in the world, the mountain god and the land dare not say a word, they all agreed again and again, and each disappeared into a puff of white smoke.

'Sun Wukong' saw 'Huang Shaohong' drinking away the mountain god and the land, and couldn't help being annoyed:
"You are so boring. Before my old grandson begged for some wine and meat, you let them go. Who are you going to ask for food and drink now?"

After the monkey finished speaking, he pulled the tiger's head again, biting depressedly.

While eating, he said: "You promised me this tiger, you can't compete with me for meat!"

'Huang Shaohong' looked amused and said:

"You monkey has been suppressed for 500 years, and you are so stupid? If I were you, even if there is no mountain god to send you food, you will definitely beg me, the leader, to roast the meat and send it to you!"

'Monkey King' eyes lit up, he threw the tiger's head, and patted himself on the head with his plush paw:
"Yeah, who is that? My old grandson was joking just now. Why don't you roast the tiger meat for me?"

"I don't ask you to help me in vain. The tiger whip is very useful to you mortals. I see that your steps are sloppy, your face is pale, and your eyes are dull. It is obviously a manifestation of kidney deficiency. If you eat this tiger whip, you will lose your life." Form Complementary”

'bang'

Before 'Sun Wukong' finished speaking, 'Huang Shaohong' lifted up a nearby rock the size of a millstone and threw it directly on the monkey's head.

The stone was not as hard as the monkey's head. Under the collision, it exploded into gravel and stone powder, and the monkey's head was covered.

'Sun Wukong' brushed the stone powder on his head with his hand, shook his head and shook it. Although the stone was hard, it was almost like tickling him.

However, anyone who gets hit like this will be angry, and immediately said angrily: "What are you doing?"

'bang'

'Huang Shaohong' lifted another stone, slapped it on the monkey's head, and cursed with a smile:

"Your sister, can you talk? Look at your young master, I am a dragon and a tiger. I don't look like I have a kidney deficiency. If you dare to spread rumors, believe it or not, pry open your head, and the young master will also eat an original ecological monkey brain to make up for it!"

'Sun Wukong' has never suffered such a loss since his debut, even when 'Wuqu Xingjun' scolded him back then, he was also revenged by the monkey on the spot. Although he has been suppressed for 500 years, his temperament has not changed at all.

Immediately gritted his teeth and sneered:

"Hey, then why are you guilty!"

'Huang Shaohong' originally heard the monkey say that he was unhappy with his kidney deficiency, so he smashed it twice to vent his anger, but he didn't expect the monkey to go on forever. Thinking of a plot in 'Journey to the West', he suddenly laughed and said:
"Only people with such shortcomings will put their own shortcomings on others first, and impose them on others to prove their innocence. As the saying goes, 'Farting at others is actually yours. !"

He joked to 'Monkey King' with a smile:
"If the leader of the sect is right, the person with kidney deficiency is precisely you, 'Sun Dasheng'?"

'Monkey King' said with a smug smile:

"It's a joke, who doesn't know that my grandson jumped out of a rock, a natural elf, how could he be false?"

'Huang Shaohong' chuckled and joked:
"I heard that back then you held the Seven Fairies in the Peach Garden, but turned back to look for peaches to eat. Isn't that false?"

'Monkey King' has never considered this issue, and said in surprise:
"Then what else can you do if you don't eat peaches?"

'Huang Shaohong' couldn't help laughing when he saw his confused face:
"There are so many things to do, but stealing peaches is the most boring one. Don't let the seven fairies who are beautiful and beautiful, go to eat peaches. You are so ridiculous that you still say you are worthless?"

Only then did 'Monkey King' know what he was referring to. Seeing being ridiculed by him, he had a monkey attack, and squeaked:

"Fart, do you know what kind of peach my old grandson eats?"

"That's a flat peach. A peach that ripens once in 3000 years. People who eat it become immortals. Those who ripen in 6000 years can ascend to heaven and live forever. Those that ripen in 9000 years can live as long as heaven and earth. Yue Tonggeng!"

'Sun Wukong' spoke triumphantly, derogatory 'Huang Shaohong' said:

"You are just a short-sighted person, but you don't know how many benefits my old grandson has gained from eating fairy peaches? How can those seven fairies compare!"

'Huang Shaohong' kept laughing:
"Children only make choices. If you are the leader of this sect, you must have both. First become the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, and then let go of eating peaches. It doesn't matter if you do it at the same time!"

Now he is protected by the luck of the world, even if he speaks normally, he no longer shy away from it, anyway, the Jade Emperor can't sense it.

'Monkey King' crashed instantly after hearing this!
To be honest, the monkey has never considered the issue of female sex, but at this moment, he feels that if he becomes the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, he may be able to eat peaches and elixir with confidence in the future. Why is it so miserable, lying here for 500 years !

Seeing his appearance, 'Huang Shaohong' stopped teasing him. He found a clean place, sat down cross-legged, and with a wave of his hand, a low table appeared in front of him, filled with delicacies.

"Come on, this is the first time I meet the Great Sage, I will treat you to a delicious banquet!"

"Huang Shaohong" hadn't finished yet, Sun Houzi grabbed the jug and poured it into his mouth directly at the spout.

He drank and praised:
"Good wine, good wine. Although the mountain god honors my old grandson with a jar of wine every few decades, compared with your wine, the taste can fade like a bird!"

After finishing talking, he drank the jug of wine, threw the jug away, and said with a smile:
"Brother, how about getting another pot of wine for my old grandson? I see that you have a lot of skills in your sleeves. I think you have a lot of good wine, so how about letting me drink enough?"

Seeing that he likes spirits, 'Huang Shaohong' simply took out a few bottles of alcohol and put them in front of the monkey.

As a result, the monkey applauded loudly after drinking the alcohol, calling it a good wine!

'Huang Shaohong' rolled his eyes, as far as this taste is concerned, there is probably no one else!
He himself took out a bottle of tribute wine from other worlds, ate and drank it, and chatted with 'Monkey King' at the same time.

As the leader of the Taoist sect, the first thing to do is to provoke the relationship between "Sun Monkey" and his teacher "Bodhi Patriarch".

Anyone who has read Honghuangwen knows that "Bodhi Patriarch" is actually one of the three corpses cut out by the second leader of Western religion "Zhunti Saint", and the two are originally one.

Of course, this is not fabricated out of thin air, just like the appearance poems of these two are almost the same.

Among the Conferred Gods, the appearance poem of 'Zhunti Saint' is:
'When Dajue Jinxian is not second, Bodhi, the ancestor of the Western Wonderful Dharma.Immortal, immortal, three-three lines, full of energy, full of mind, and myriads of compassion. '

'Empty silence naturally changes, as it really is in nature.The solemn body with the same longevity as the sky, the great master of Mingxin who has gone through many calamities. '

And the appearance poem of "Bodhi Patriarch" in Journey to the West is:
"Dajue Jinxian has no dirt, Bodhi, the ancestor of the Western Miaoxiang.Immortal, immortal, three-three lines, full of energy, full of mind, and myriads of compassion. '

'Empty silence naturally changes, as it really is in nature.The solemn body with the same longevity as the sky, the great master of Mingxin who has gone through many calamities. "

It can be seen from the poem that the appearance poems of the two great supernatural beings are only three characters apart, and the rest are exactly the same.

If it was a godless world, it would not be true, but in the world of mythology, who else could be worthy of the same description except the saint himself.

Therefore, although 'Huang Shaohong' has never met the Zhunti saint, he is sure that 'Bodhi' is 'Zhunti'!
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, 'Huang Shaohong' directly opened his mouth to provoke.

He just sighed and said:

"The Great Sage was born an elf, he is a great hero, but it's a pity that he fell into someone's scheme, made a big mistake, and ended up like this, it's really infuriating!"

'Monkey King' was gnawing on a steaming grilled chicken happily, and said with a smile on hearing the words:
"I don't know how you, a little Taoist priest, are the leader, what you say is really funny!"

"Thinking that my old grandson stole the fairy peach and the elixir, kicked over the alchemy furnace of the old gentleman, made a big disturbance in the Lingxiao Palace, killed countless heavenly soldiers, and brought the monkey monkey grandson of Huaguo Mountain to rebel"

"Such crimes are all committed by my grandson. How can anyone plan?"

"It's only my old grandson's skill that is inferior to others. He didn't jump out of the Tathagata's palm. That's why he is here, but he can't blame others!"

When 'Huang Shaohong' didn't see 'Sun Wukong', he had a lot of imaginations about him, thinking that this guy was a stingy devil, but he didn't want to see him, and he liked this monkey more and more.

Thinking about the Five Elements Mountain God who fed him iron balls and copper juice every day, and beat him when he moved, but the monkey thought of his daily care and pleaded for him.

Now when talking about being suppressed for 500 years, he doesn't complain about others, he knows that it is the result of his own actions, and he is so insightful about right and wrong, which makes 'Huang Shaohong' feel even more admirable.

But there are still some things to say, he said with a smile:

"Everything that the Great Sage said is good, but the person who plotted against you is too obscure, and his status is extremely respected, and he is someone you respect, the Great Sage, so even if the Great Sage understands the world, he can't see through him. s method!"

'Sun Wukong' laughed when he heard it, but the expression of joy before had lost a bit of indifference and mockery, and he said with a bland smile:
"Then the leader, tell me, who is the person who plotted against my grandson, and how did he plot against me?"

'Huang Shaohong' smiled and said: "It's fine, but let's talk about it first, we don't want to turn our faces!"

The monkey was impatient: "You say so!"

"It's your teacher, the 'Bodhi Patriarch' of Fangcun Mountain, the three-star cave in the oblique moon!"

'Huang Shaohong', relying on the blessing of Taoism's luck, dares to say anything now, before changing, he would never say these powerful names, otherwise he would be noticed by the other party.

Now even if the other party feels something in his heart, according to calculations, the secrets of heaven are still in chaos, and he is doomed to get nothing!
As soon as 'Huang Shaohong' said that 'Bodhi Patriarch' was the one who plotted against 'Sun Wukong' behind his back, the monkey's eyes were instantly filled with bloodshot eyes, and the eyes were red, but it was a sign of fury.

"Fart, do you dare to say it again, my old grandson tore you alive, how do you know so many things, how do you know my old grandson's master?"

The monkey cursed loudly, and all kinds of vulgar and slang words spewed out of its mouth.

At the beginning, 'Huang Shaohong' treated him calmly, but when he heard the monkey swearing non-stop, his expression turned cold, and he slapped the monkey's face with a mouth, which was called crisp and bright.

The whole cave became eerily quiet!

From birth to the present, 'Sun Wukong' has been fighting against life and death, and has suffered losses several times, but this slap in the face has never happened before.

He couldn't believe it and asked: "How dare you hit my old grandson in the face?"

'Snapped'

'Huang Shaohong' drew back with his backhand, and the whole cave was shaken with great strength:

"Anything else to doubt?"

'Monkey King' is crazy, his fangs are sticking out:
"My old grandson is going to tear you apart!"

'Huang Shaohong' stretched out a foot and kicked 'Monkey King' directly on the face, crushing all the monkey's facial features:
"Then you come out!"

'Monkey' scolded non-stop, no matter how it was beaten, it was still firm and solid, and it was not in vain.

'Huang Shaohong' laughed:
"My leader likes tough bones!"

Then he stood up, stood in front of the monkey, and began to untie his pants.

"What are you going to do?" Monkey panicked.

"Pee, it doesn't matter if it's a big size, if it's a big size, it's shit!"

"I'm convinced, my grandson is convinced!"

'Monkey' has a tough temper, but he's not stupid. If this little Taoist is really allowed to do this and spread the word, what's the point?It would be strange not to be laughed to death by those gods and monsters!
How can I meet people in the future?
'Huang Shaohong' put on his belt, wanting to continue provoking, but suddenly a thought came to his mind.

He remembered the fact that he took 'Bai Suzhen' as his pet when he manifested the prototype, and couldn't help but look at the monkey-haired 'Monkey King' and asked:

"Monkey, what you look like now is your real body?"

'Monkey King' said angrily:

"You also know that Grandpa Dasheng is a monkey. This is not the main body. Could it be that the main body is a pig?"

'Huang Shaohong' didn't bother with him either, with a happy look on his face.

You know, after he broke through the seal of the 'Momentary Monk' by chance, all the abilities carried by the soul have been restored.

This includes those soul-bound abilities in the game world.

'Huang Shaohong' immediately took a double-headed 'Chimera' out of his many pets and gave it up, and then waited for the 'Chimera' to regain its wildness and start attacking him, punching it to death, and the body was collected in the luggage.

Then he couldn't wait to release the game skills of the "hunter" to tame wild beasts to the "Monkey King" who was under the Five Elements Mountain.

At the moment when the skills started to read, 'Huang Shaohong' was so happy that his heart almost jumped out of his throat.

Monkey King is a pet, whoever he loves in the future, as long as he offends the leader, he will close the door and let the monkeys go!

(End of this chapter)