Plane hunting

Chapter 1103 In terms of shamelessness, you rank second
Thanks: Brother '08a' for the reward, thank you very much.

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'Huang Shaohong' was beaten by 'Taishang Laojun', not only was he not terrified, but on the contrary, he completely let go of his original heart, and a feeling of joy arose in his heart.

This guy studies other things, maybe almost, studies the whole person, ahem, studies the psychology of people, or has two brushes.

In Huang Shaohong's view, there are two kinds of people whose minds are most difficult to guess, women and emperors. The so-called "women's hearts are needles in the sea", women's minds are changeable and difficult to guess, while emperors' minds are as deep as the sea. Difficult to measure.

Some people say that the mind of an 'emperor' is unfathomable, but isn't the heart of a 'sage' who stands high above the top of the food chain in the 'prehistoric universe' even more unfathomable.

In fact, this is wrong. In the view of "Huang Shaohong", who is qualified to let the "sage" exist with the sky, coexist with the Tao, endure thousands of kalpas without grinding, and be stained with cause and effect without being stained? Play tricks with him?

Especially for a 'sage' like 'Laojun' who cultivates too much and forgets feelings, he is happy when he is happy, and he is not happy when he is not happy. If he wants to kill you, he will be killed immediately. the meaning of.

Therefore, 'Huang Shaohong', who saw through this point, was beaten by Laojun without any damage, how could he not be happy?

'Laojun' saw 'Huang Shaohong' jumping in pain, smiled and said:
"You know how powerful this time, let's see if you dare to beat the old man alone!"

As soon as 'Huang Shaohong' rolled his eyes, his words had a lot of meaning. It proved that Laojun didn't want to deceive others, but just didn't deceive him. Then there was a lot of room for manipulation during this period.

'Laojun' stretched out his hand: "Bring it!"

'Huang Shaohong' knew that it was meaningless to put it on now, so he asked 'Monkey' to take out all the innate treasures tied under his tiger skin.

Of course, before that, he told the monkey through the 'soul link' not to take out the 'supernatant talisman', otherwise it would lead to a conflict between the two saints, and the crime would be serious and the consequences would be unpredictable. And it also cheated a good friend of 'Tongtian'!

Seeing 'Monkey' taking out his treasure from under the skirt, 'Old Man' raised his beard in anger, reached out and knocked 'Huang Shaohong' again without hesitation:
"You actually put the old man's treasure under the monkey's ass!"

'Huang Shaohong' grinned and explained:
"Then what, it hasn't been refined yet, so it can't be absorbed into the body. The gourd is so big and there is no place to hide it. Monkeys don't wear underwear, and there is a lot of space under the skirt. Hey, don't hit, don't hit."

Seeing 'Laojun' pull out a crutch from behind the sleeping green cow, 'Huang Shaohong' immediately begged for mercy.

Well-behaved, he placed several congenital treasures in front of 'Lao Jun', on Qingniu, 'Huang Shaohong' looked full of reluctance, and 'Lao Jun' laughed a lot.

When 'Huang Shaohong' put the last piece of 'Purple Gold Red Gourd' on the back of the green bull, he asked unwillingly:
"Taishang Taoist, how did you arrest us?"

Speaking of this 'Lao Jun', he laughed and did not hide anything, so he told the whole story.

It turns out that 'Huang Shaohong' is the 'Taoist human leader', blessed by Taoist luck, even a saint is not his foundation.

And the place where he is, or the people and things related to him, are all protected by Taoist luck, even the "Taishang Laojun" will take a lot of effort to calculate!
Originally, what 'Huang Shaohong' was doing was extremely secretive, and was supported by Taoist luck, so the 'Taishang Laojun' who was concentrating on alchemy in the 'Dousita Palace' did not notice any mistakes in the Lotus Cave.

He didn't realize that those innate treasures were obtained by 'Huang Shaohong'.

However, "Huang Shaohong" sent the "golden and silver horns" to Li Tang as "auspicious", and this caused a problem.

He made such a big commotion on Longevity Mountain that the entire Nanzhan Buzhou was shaken, which damaged Li Tang's dragon veins and lost the fortune of the country.

The Tang emperor 'Li Shimin' thought that the strange-looking 'King of Gold and Silver Horns' who had just been offered up was not an auspicious one, but a monster!

Otherwise, everything was fine, why did an earthquake happen when these two things arrived in Chang'an?

In a rage, he ordered people to kill 'gold and silver'.

As a result, in the sea of ​​consciousness of the 'Gold and Silver Boy', there are life-saving talismans given by Laojun.

Their lives were threatened, and the magic talisman was triggered immediately, which alerted the 'Lao Jun', knowing that something was wrong with his two boys.

"Laojun" rescued the two boys, only to find that all his magic weapons had been taken away by someone. After deduction, he found that there was no result. His magic weapons seemed to be covered by something, which affected his life. perception.

But who is the 'Taishang Laojun', it doesn't mean that he has no choice. After asking the 'Gold and Silver Boy' what happened, he felt that the other party seemed to come here specially for the treasure.

When even calculated, the 'Diamond Cut' taken away by Qingniu came.

It's ridiculous that the green bull thought he had sneaked into the lower realm, but in fact, the 'Lao Jun' knew his whereabouts long ago.

It's even more ridiculous that when 'Huang Shaohong' hadn't paid attention to 'Diamond Zhuo', the 'Laojun' had already calculated in advance that 'Diamond Zhuo' would be stolen.

At that time, the luck of Taoism blessed by 'Huang Shaohong', because he hadn't thought about 'Diamond Cut', naturally couldn't cover up the cause and effect of 'Diamond Cut'.

Therefore, 'Laojun' traced back the causal line of 'Diamond Zhuo', and found out the identity of 'Huang Shaohong', the leader of Taoism in the world!

After 'Taishang Laojun' finished speaking, he laughed angrily, and knocked 'Huang Shaohong' again:
"The leader of the Taoist sect in the human world actually plotted against the old Taoist. The old Taoist sees that you don't want to compete with the Buddhist sect for luck. Why don't you spread this matter, and I think it will make the Buddhist sect laugh to death. Don't worry!"

'Huang Shaohong' scratched his head, and while laughing with him, secretly thought that he was unlucky, who would have thought that such a mistake would happen after all the calculations.

With a bitter face, he cried out:

"This matter is not entirely to blame on the disciples. You are the supreme Taoist, a sage of the Sanqing, but you can send a gold and silver boy to help the Buddhist sect solve the 81 difficulties, and you will be lucky, and you, the green bull, are not the same! "

"The disciple is now leading the Taoist sect in the human world to compete with the Buddhist sect, and he did such a thing out of anger. Please learn from me, old man!"

'Laojun' laughed and said:

"Speaking of which, the old man is still to blame for this matter?"

"Disciple dare not!"

'Huang Shaohong' Although he said he didn't dare, but his face was full of grievances, so he almost nodded and said yes.

'Laojun' shook his head and said with a smile:
"You are the leader of the human world, so it's okay to tell you. When the Western religion was rising, I, the old Taoist, turned Hu into a Buddha, and let the Western religion separate from the Buddhist lineage, so as to divide the luck!"

"Now that Buddhism is flourishing, it is a last resort for old Taoists to help them. Most of the 81 difficulties that the golden cicada will overcome are members of my Taoist school. Their purpose is to help Buddhism succeed. Run the luck of the Buddhist sect, so that my Taoist sect can continue to continue, so that when the luck of my Taoist sect flourishes!"

After 'Laojun' finished speaking, 'Huang Shaohong' understood the sage's painstaking efforts, and also understood why in 'Journey to the West', many monsters along the way were heavenly officials descending to earth as demons, and it turned out to be the truth.

"but!"

'Laojun' suddenly changed his voice:
"However, your appearance was beyond the expectation of the old Taoist. The number of days has changed a little because of you, and the heavenly law has created a glimmer of life for my Taoist sect!"

'Huang Shaohong' was stunned, his cheap brother 'Zhang Tianshi' also said the same thing.

'Laojun' suddenly pointed to 'Monkey King' behind him and said:

"It's like this hozen who ate two gourds of the old Taoist 'Nine Turns Golden Elixir'. Originally, there was a life-and-death catastrophe on the way to learn the scriptures. If he survives it, he will be able to look forward to it. If he can't, he will never recover!"

"But now because of you, its fate has changed, and even the old Taoists can't see its future clearly!"

'Monkey King' took a step forward, scratched his head and said:

"So old man, you know that my old grandson is in trouble, but you don't want to save him, it's really embarrassing!"

"Stay here!"

'Huang Shaohong' slapped 'Monkey King' aside with a big neck, then smiled shyly at 'Lao Jun':
"You always say that I'm the lifeline of our Dao Sect, then these magic weapons, you can see if they are... If you feel embarrassed, you can give me a gourd of 'Nine-turn Golden Pill', the boy is not that picky people!"

'Taishang Laojun' laughed loudly: "Among the people the old Taoist has seen, you rank second in terms of shamelessness!"

'Huang Shaohong' didn't care what 'Lao Jun' said about him, and while the other party was happy, he hurriedly asked:

"Then look at the magic treasure golden elixir I just mentioned. I didn't ask for it for myself. Now that Taoism and Buddha are fighting for the top, you old man is a Taoist lord."

'Laojun' said helplessly: "Aren't you curious, who is ranked first?"

"That's not a meal, let's talk about the magic weapon, right? I think this 'Purple Gold Red Gourd' is not bad, it should be destined for me, and this 'Golden Rope' is also destined for my Taoism in the world!"

This time, even the 'Laojun' was stunned, and then laughed out loud, pointing to 'Huang Shaohong' and said:

"So you already know who is more shameless than you!"

After 'Laojun' finished speaking, he still didn't mention the magic weapon, but his eyes fell on 'Zhu Bajie', and suddenly he let out a 'huh', and then his complexion changed drastically, and his body trembled involuntarily.

(End of this chapter)