Plane hunting

Chapter 1288 They Are All Acquaintances
Thanks: Brothers '08a' and 'Yaochi Qinglian' for their rewards, thank you, thank you.

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The smiles of a few people are self-evident, they are all laughing, and there is such a blind person who wants to attack them!
Who are they?

The one with the worst strength is 'Loki' who once led the Chitauri Legion to bring the flames of war to Earth. Although the fire was extinguished by someone, he has been a small boss for two days after all!
Then there is the Asgardian Valkyrie 'Valkyrie', a super human trafficker who specializes in arresting and trafficking in 'Saka Star'. This girl is the woman who even sold 'Thor' in the original plot.

As for 'Thor', the new acting god-king of Asgard, and the goddess of death 'Hela' who always wants to conquer the universe, which one is easy to get along with?
Not to mention, there is another 'Huang Shaohong' who may not be able to tell the depth of it except for anal swabs.

'Thor' shook his head with a smile, and was about to get up from the back seat of the car: "I'll do it!"

'Huang Shaohong' quickly reached out to stop him:
"That's so boring, let's talk about it when we see the Lord!"

The Zerg driver saw that the few people had no intention of being afraid, and looked eager to try, and immediately shook the 'beam gun' in his hand:
"Be honest with me. I'm telling you that I'm not good at marksmanship. If I really fire, I may not hit anyone!"

'Rocky' was immediately happy: "Then if you dare to say it, you won't be afraid that I will kill you suddenly. Anyway, if you shoot, you may not hit me!"

The Zerg driver also laughed: "I haven't finished talking yet, why are you in a hurry, because I can't shoot well, so I use a shotgun!"

'Rocky': "."

'Huang Shaohong' couldn't help laughing: "Hey, are you planning to compete with Lao Guo for jobs?"

"Who is Lao Guo?"

The Zerg driver and 'Rocky' spoke in unison.

"Forget it, you guys don't even know each other, hey, that knife mantis, whoever wants to see us, hurry up and take us there!"

The Zerg driver slapped his head:
"I almost delayed my business. Get out of the car, and you will be there in 2 minutes. I warn you all not to play tricks. My shotgun beam gun has a large area. If I really want to shoot, I am afraid!"

After it finished speaking, it pressed the door open button, and the two wings-style doors opened, signaling everyone to get out of the car.

When 'Huang Shaohong' got off the bus, the Zerg driver said:
"I heard you say 'knife mantis' just now, are you from Earth?"

"Correct you, according to what you Earth Star said, I am a cockroach, not a praying mantis. Although these two groups are close relatives, there is still a difference."

'Huang Shaohong' was really surprised this time: "You actually know the cockroaches and knife roaches on our planet?"

The Zerg driver smiled proudly:
"Of course, praying mantises and cockroaches are not low-level creatures on your earth. They are the primitive Zerg that scattered to the planet Earth when our Zerg raced across the universe billions of years ago!"

"Originally the plan of the Zerg Empire was to allow them to evolve and conquer the entire planet. Unexpectedly, due to the failure of the Zerg, the Zerg gene evolution device was destroyed by the enemy, resulting in the inability to activate the evolutionary genes in the Zerg gene chain in the original state. Completing the evolution, this is what makes your monkey-evolved earthlings take advantage of it!"

'Huang Shaohong' remembers watching TV programs like Science Quest. When they introduced cockroaches and praying mantises, they said that these two species are close relatives, and some people suspected that they were alien species. Now it has been confirmed.

In addition, when he heard the 'cockroach driver' say that he is an Earthman who evolved from a monkey, 'Huang Shaohong' really wanted to scold him back, you are the monkey, and your whole family is a monkey.

But after thinking about it, the other party is a cockroach. Isn't such a scolding become a compliment?

Reluctantly, he could only say to the driver:

"Believe me, knife roaches are more lovable than cockroaches!"

The 'cockroach driver' shook the 'photon gun' in his hand, and said impatiently:
"Okay, get out of the car quickly, I don't have so much time to waste with you!"

After 'Huang Shaohong' got off the car, he stretched out a finger:
"Last question, I heard that you cockroaches like to fart, is it true!"

The Zerg driver was not embarrassed, and explained casually:
"Cockroaches in the primitive stage often release methane gas, but the advanced Zerg that we have evolved for countless years has completely overcome this shortcoming!"

'Huang Shaohong' said in surprise: "Farting can also be overcome? Don't you all fart now?"

'Thor' interjected aside:

"Just now I smelled the smell of star flower fragrance in the car, he shouldn't be farting!"

'Zerg Driver' laughed and said:
"This is the difference between our advanced life form and the original form. We have evolved the smell of releasing methane into the scent of flowers!"

"You mean the smell of the aromatherapy just now is your fart?"

"Anyway, you might all be dead soon, otherwise I wouldn't tell ordinary people!"

'Zerg Driver' winked at them.

'Thor', 'Loki', 'Valkyrie', including 'Hela' all crashed on the spot.

"vomit"

'Rocky' is a clean freak, and even retched on the spot.

'Thor', 'Valkyrie', and 'Hella' all showed expressions of wanting to kill.

Only 'Huang Shaohong' laughed gloatingly.

'Valkyrie' gasped: "Why are you laughing, as if you didn't hear it!"

'Huang Shaohong' shrugged:

"I've noticed that the driver has a dark heart before, so in order to avoid plotting, I used my own space magic to isolate the air on the body surface, so I really didn't hear it."

'Thor' picked up the hammer: "I'll beat it to death!"

The 'Zerg Driver' shook the shotgun in his hand as expected:
"Big man, I advise you not to do stupid things. You can live a little longer if you don't mess around. If you move, I can beat you into a sieve right now!"

'Huang Shaohong' coughed lightly; "Okay, Thor, go with him and see who is plotting against us!"

The Zerg driver gave 'Huang Shaohong' a look of understanding, and then pointed with his hand, signaling everyone to go forward and enter the primeval forest that was dead because of the cold.

'Huang Shaohong' greeted a few people and walked forward on the foot-thick snow. After walking for a few minutes to the depths of the dense forest, there were dozens of aliens wearing raider costumes in front of them. in there.

Some of these aliens are tall and big, and some are grotesque. In short, they look like animals or humans.

There are even a few humanoid creatures that are colorful and look like poisonous species.

These aliens were all fully armed, holding weapons, and looked at 'Huang Shaohong' and the others jokingly.

'Huang Shaohong' waved his hand towards the other party, and asked with a smile:

"I don't know who brought us here. What's the matter? Do you want to treat us to dinner? That's too troublesome, just discount it!"

Those aliens laughed out loud at the same time, and the leader of them was a "Skrull man" who was more than two meters tall and more arrogant than O'Neill, walked over and said loudly:
"You guys just need to hand over the control of that spaceship, and I can let you leave safely, otherwise don't blame us for being rude!"

Only then did 'Huang Shaohong' know that the other party had taken a fancy to his 'Zhenjin Spaceship'.

Presumably, the combat power displayed by the 'Zhenjin Spaceship' against the Cree fleet was too amazing, which made these people salivate.

He took out a cigar and lit it, took a puff before laughing:

"I heard that there is a rule of no hands on this planet. You are also looters. If you rob our spaceship, would you dare to let us go?"

That 'Strong Man of Skrull' raised the photon gun in his hand and pointed it at 'Huang Shaohong':
"Has no one ever told you that people who are too smart tend to die early? Hand over the control of the spaceship now, or before you die, I promise to make you regret coming to this world!"

'Huang Shaohong' flicked the soot, and just wanted 'Hella' to unload these NPCs for seven, eight, and ninety yuan. Unexpectedly, with a 'boom', the head of the Skrull directly exploded.

'Thor' thought it was the hand of 'Huang Shaohong', and immediately roared, swung his hammer and rushed up to smash it, 'Rocky' and 'Valkyrie' also took out their weapons and rushed up, killing three times and five times The second put everyone on the ground, screaming.

Only 'Huang Shaohong' and 'Hella' didn't do anything, but turned their heads to look at the sky on the right.

A small spaceship descended slowly from a high place, hovered over the woods, the hatch opened and 'Lambo' appeared in front of the hatch, and said to 'Huang Shaohong' with a smile:
"I said I would buy you a drink, do you have time for a drink?"

'Huang Shaohong' pointed to those people on the ground:
"Staka, didn't you say that coming to this planet is equivalent to being sheltered, so why are these people trying to rob my spaceship?"

'Staka' said helplessly:

"The performance of your spaceship makes me envious. Naturally, it attracts people's attention, but the rules are the rules. They break the rules, so they will be punished!"

As soon as his words fell, his spaceship suddenly opened fire, killing all the looters on the ground, including the cockroach driver.

'Huang Shaohong' looked at the 'cockroach driver' whose head had been beaten, shook his head and said:

"I'll just say that the knife mantis is better. At least two knives can block it for a while, although they can't block it."

In a bar of 'Contra Xia Xing', amidst the dynamic music, the call girls of semi-mechanical creatures twisted gracefully in the window, attracting adventurers to come and consume.

'Staka' raised his wine glass and gestured to 'Huang Shaohong' and the others, then took a sip, and then said:

"Bruce, I actually knew you a long time ago!"

'Huang Shaohong' thought about it, and smiled: "Is it because of the arrest warrant from Star Saka?"

'Staka' nodded:
"What's more, you killed many marauder teams in the outer space of Xandar!"

"Why, are your friends in there?"

'Staka' nodded:
"An old man, he wanted to make some quick money, but unexpectedly he kicked you!"

'Huang Shaohong' turned the wine glass with his fingers, and said with a half-smile:
"So you want to avenge your friend?"

'Staka' shook his head and said:

"No, you misunderstood. Since a looter is going to attack others, he should be prepared to be killed. So what is there to say, looters will not take revenge for such things!"

"I really want to thank you. If your spaceship hadn't taken down Ronan's fleet this time, the looters would have had a big battle with Ronan's fleet. By then, I don't know how many people will die. So, this glass of wine I respect you!"

"You're welcome, I shot because they attacked me first!"

Although 'Huang Shaohong' said so, he still touched the wine glass of 'Starka' lightly, and then they both drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

At this moment, 'Starka' suddenly stared, looked not far away, and said coldly:
"Yondu, what are you doing here?"

'Yondu' originally asked 'Huang Shaohong' to meet at another bar, but the other party couldn't come for a long time. Later, he received a message from 'Huang Shaohong' saying that he was in this bar, so he brought someone over.

Seeing 'Staka', 'Yondu' immediately became embarrassed, bowed slightly, and greeted the other party, unexpectedly, the former did not give any face:

"I don't want to see you here, understand?"

'Yondu' took a look at 'Huang Shaohong' and was about to leave when he heard 'Huang Shaohong' say:
"Staka, I came to 'Contra Xia Xing' to find Yondu, and I am his client!"

'Staka' is a person who abides by the rules. He didn't ask too many questions about the commission of 'Huang Shaohong', but stood up and said:

"Then you talk, but I want to tell you Bruce, 'Yondu' is not a qualified raider, he broke the rules of the raider, if he wants to cheat you, you can contact me, I will stand up for you !"

'Huang Shaohong' nodded with a smile: "Thank you very much!"

The two exchanged contact information, and 'Staka' left the bar with his people, and when passing by 'Yondu', he showed a disgusted expression.

'Huang Shaohong' beckoned 'Yondu' to sit down, and said with a smile: "It seems that you have any misunderstanding?"

'Yondu' shook his head, obviously unwilling to say much about it, he just said:
"Mr. Bruce, I'm here this time to dissolve our entrustment relationship!"

'Huang Shaohong' smiles restrained:
"What? You don't want to care about the Cosmic Spirit Ball and Star Lord?"

'Yondu' quickly shook his head and said:

"Please don't get me wrong, you showed your strength in front of Ronan's fleet. I know that with your strength, you can get back the Cosmic Spirit Orb without us at all!"

He said here and sighed:
"You may not know that Quill is my adopted son. Even if there is no cosmic spirit ball, I will take care of it if something happens, so I just want to release the entrustment between you and me, and I will not withdraw from the next action. I think only with your help can I rescue Quill!"

"Because of this, I, Yondu, don't have the face to ask for the entrustment fee of [-] million universe coins!"

When 'Huang Shaohong' watched the movie, he felt that 'Yondu' was actually a good person. Now that he saw it, he felt even more pleasing to the eye. Although he is a looter, he is not a bad person in his heart.

Just as he was about to finish speaking, a creature suddenly turned his head at the deck next door:

"Excuse me, are you talking about a big business of [-] million universe coins? If this 'Yondu' gives up, I wonder if I can take over this business?"

The talking creature is a 'raccoon' walking upright and wearing a raider combat uniform. At this time, it is staring at the big eyes like a cute, and there are all shining golden symbols $$ inside.

From behind this 'raccoon', a tree trunk with two legs came out, looked at the crowd and greeted: "Groot!"

Just as 'Huang Shaohong' was about to speak, he suddenly raised his eyebrows. He didn't expect to meet people he knew today, and there seemed to be more than one such uninvited guest.

A green-skinned woman in combat uniform quickly shuttled through the crowd, walked straight over, squeezed the raccoon in front of her, and said to 'Huang Shaohong':

"Mr. Bruce, I want to talk to you!"

(End of this chapter)