Plane hunting

Chapter 1486 Dead monkey, hand over the golden cudgel!

Chapter 1486 Dead monkey, hand over the golden cudgel!
Thanks: Brother '08a' for the reward, thanks in summer.

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On the first day of acquaintance with 'Zhizunbao' and 'Zixia Fairy', 'Huang Shaohong' served as a host once, roasting a goat for them to eat together.

After drinking and eating, 'Zixia Fairy' went to rest, while 'Huang Shaohong' chatted with 'Zhizunbao' until midnight.

Most likely it was 'Zhizunbao' who was talking about his love story with 'Bai Jingjing', for example, he sacrificed a lot for the sake of the bone spirit and shaved off the lush hair on his face and soles of his feet.

'Supreme Treasure' touched his chin and sighed:
"You don't know how powerful and sexy my curly beard is, hey, it's all for love"

'Huang Shaohong' couldn't help laughing and said: "Are fierce and sexy the same thing?"

'Supreme Treasure' rolled his eyelids in disgust, curled his lips and said:

"Your aesthetics are very problematic. My curly beard."

'Huang Shaohong' was too lazy to listen to him sigh, pointing to his black face like Bao Gong now, jokingly said:
"It's a good thing you shaved your beard, otherwise you'd look like Zhang Fei now, where would it be easier to see!"

'Zhizunbao' waved his hand: "I'm too lazy to talk to people like you who have no aesthetics!"

As he spoke, he turned his head and saw 'Zixia Fairy' coming out of the resting hole with a cold face. He was about to say hello when he heard 'Zixia' ask:
"Are you that destined person?"

'Zhizunbao' nodded blankly: "Didn't you say that during the day?"

Unexpectedly, before she could finish her sentence, 'Zixia Fairy' had already pulled out her Ziqing sword and stabbed at her: "Then you should die!"

'Zhizunbao' is the leader of the bandits, and he is also a man with martial arts skills. He reacted fairly quickly. He just said "Oops", and he rolled like a lazy donkey, avoiding the fatal sword.

When he wanted to call for help from 'Huang Shaohong' who was at the side, he saw that he was already leaning on a soft cushion, covered with a blanket, and fell asleep.

God damn it, where did that guy in the wilderness get the upholstered blanket?

'Zhizunbao' didn't have time to think about it, 'Zixia' had already come over with a sword, and he ran towards the cave with his hands and feet.

When 'Zhizunbao' and 'Zixia' disappeared after chasing and fleeing, 'Huang Shaohong' who seemed to be sleeping opened his eyelids slightly, showing a hint of a smile.

He was not at all worried that 'Supreme Treasure' would be hacked to death by 'Zixia Fairy'. If the latter really had the intention to kill, with his immortal strength, how could it be useless to kill a bandit leader who had not yet awakened the monkey supernatural power.

Of course, 'Huang Shaohong' also knew that the 'Zixia' at night was not 'Zixia' but his twin sister 'Qingxia'. The two sisters were the wicks of the magic lamp in front of the Buddha's seat.

As for why 'Qingxia' yelled at 'Supreme Treasure' and showed mercy, 'Huang Shaohong' felt that there must be a deep meaning in it, but it had nothing to do with him, he could just wait for 'Eastern Emperor Bell Hammer' to appear.

Listening to the miserable cry of 'Zhizunbao' gradually going away, 'Huang Shaohong' closed his eyes and began to think about his encounter through time and space.

He didn't expect that hundreds of years before "Liao Zhai World", there would be a plot of "Journey to the West".

He is considering whether after he finds out the 'Eastern Emperor's Bell Hammer', whether he should take advantage of the presence of gods and Buddhas all over the sky hundreds of years ago, and rob the innate spiritual treasures in the hands of those powerful people.

The more I think about it, the more excited I get.

He was thinking wildly, and the 'Supreme Treasure' was also very interesting. He didn't know where it was hidden. 'Qingxia' held the 'Ziqing Sword' and looked for him overnight until the sky outside the cave was bright. When 'Zixia' was about to regain consciousness, 'Qingxia' went back to rest.

Moreover, 'Qingxia' chased and killed 'Supreme Treasure' all night, but turned a blind eye to 'Huang Shaohong' who was sleeping on the cushion. Presumably, he knew his extraordinaryness from 'Zixia''s memory, so he didn't ask for trouble .

After 'Qingxia' went back to rest, 'Zhizunbao' came back on tiptoe, afraid of making any noise, and was calling the female evil star back.

'Huang Shaohong' opened his eyes and asked amusedly, "Where did you hide, why didn't she find you?"

Although he was thinking about the problem and never paid attention to it with his spiritual sense, his powerful sense of hearing naturally covered the entire cave, and he could even sense where the 'Supreme Treasure' was hiding just by hearing.

But what 'Huang Shaohong' couldn't understand was that 'Fairy Qingxia' passed by the hiding place of 'Zhizunbao' several times, so why did it act as if she hadn't seen it?
Puzzled in my heart, I opened my mouth to ask doubts.

'Zhizunbao' pointed to his face, which was darker than coal, and said: "I found a shaded place to stand, and held my breath with the turtle's breath technique, so she won't be able to find me!"

'Huang Shaohong' couldn't help but burst out laughing, let's not talk about it, just 'Zhi Zun Bao', the skin color of 'Zhizun Bao', who has surpassed Zhang Fei and pissed off Li Kui, if he burrows into the shadows at night, as long as he doesn't bark his teeth, it's really cool Very safe.

'Supreme Treasure' yawned and was about to rest for a while, when he heard footsteps, 'Zixia Fairy' carrying a sword came out of the cave and appeared in front of the two of them again.

"No, come again?"

'Supreme Treasure' didn't sleep all night, and was not in the mood to run away. He raised his hands and asked with a look of grief and indignation:

"You said you wanted me to be a servant, you said you were destined, and then you wanted to kill me at night. What are you doing?"

'Zixia' was suddenly suffocated with a little smile on her face:
"Did you see her last night?"

Then, without answering from 'Zhizunbao', 'Zixia' was at a loss and said: "Did you really see my sister, did she come after her so quickly?"

'Zixia' said to 'Zhizunbao' and asked again:
"Did she tell you something? Don't believe her, she's crazy!"

'Zhizunbao' turned to 'Huang Shaohong' and pointed to his head for comparison, as if to ask again, is this bitch crazy.

'Huang Shaohong' shrugged and joked with a smile:
"It's fine for the two of you to play, don't ask me, you are master and servant, she also left you thousands of moles as stamps, with so many certifications, naturally you can play as you want."

'Supreme Treasure': "."

Then 'Zixia Fairy' explained her relationship with 'Qingxia' on the spot, but she didn't seem to know that she had been sharing a body with 'Qingxia' all along.

'Zixia Fairy' didn't believe how to explain 'Supreme Treasure', and even showed a look of fear towards her, couldn't help but shudder, and said:

"Believe it or not, you are just my servant, I need to explain so much to you!"

'Supreme Treasure' spread his hands and said: "That's right, it's not necessary, you've been rambling for so long!"

"You, look for a fight!"

'Zixia' had mixed feelings towards this 'Hei·Yinren', but seeing him like a hob, he waved his hand with a burst of energy, and directly drew 'Zhizunbao' into a fight.

Then waved his sleeves and said:

"Today I'm going to go shopping in a nearby market town, so you, the servant, will go with me instead of yesterday's donkey, and help me carry it!"

Just as 'Supreme Treasure' was about to refuse, he saw 'Zixia Fairy' shaking the 'Ziqing Sword' in his hand, and immediately gave in and said:
"Anyway, the knife is in your hand, so you can do whatever you say."

'Zixia' kicked him somersault again, mockingly said:
"Read more, idiot, this is a sword, not a knife!"

"It's just a casual talk, it's necessary to be so serious!"

"I'm just so serious, why don't I accept it!"

'Huang Shaohong' looked at the performance of the two amusedly from the side, and said that they were really happy friends. He thought in his heart that in the original plot of 'A Chinese Journey to the West', the ending of 'Zhizunbao' and 'Zixia' seemed to be no good.

Although there was a scene where good things finally come to fruition after the final battle of swords, it still looks like the self-fantasy of the 'monkey'.

This time he intervened, and the 'Supreme Treasure' turned into a shaved 'Zhang Fei', and 'Zixia' knew that it was a destined person, and because the more than 8000 moles were difficult to remove, she was very concerned about her. This 'Zhang Fei' doesn't seem to be calling much.

'Huang Shaohong' thought, maybe in this way, it is a good thing that the two can't get together in the end.

Of course, 'Huang Shaohong' was just curious about the ending of the two of them, just thinking about it casually, he came here this time to find 'Eastern Emperor Zhong Hammer', and he has no interest in getting involved with this idiotic couple.

'Zixia' took 'Supreme Treasure' to go to a nearby town to buy some daily necessities. Even a fairy can't lack pots and pans.

When the two of them went to nearby towns, 'Huang Shaohong' would naturally follow, because 'Zhizun Bao' was still a mortal, and although two of them could fly, they could not fly after all and could only go there on foot.

'Zixia Fairy' came out of the cave, took out a donkey cut out of yellow paper from her bosom, took a breath, threw it on the ground, and yesterday's donkey suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.

She smiled and sat on the donkey, and then said with a smile: "I'm so sorry, there is only one donkey, so you have to follow behind!"

How could 'Huang Shaohong' make her read a joke, he took out a brush and drew in the air, and also drew a donkey as black as ink, sitting on it lightly.

When 'Zixia' saw such supernatural powers, there was a flash of light in her eyes, and she praised: "Good skill!"

'Huang Shaohong' just smiled, and didn't explain that it was because of the magic brush and spirit treasure.

'Supreme Treasure' looked hot, swallowed and said: "Brother, you have such supernatural powers, don't just care about yourself, draw me a horse too!"

'Huang Shaohong' looked at him and said apologetically, "I'm so sorry, I'm out of ink, why don't I use some from your face?"

'Zhi Zun Bao' knew that he was making fun of his face as dark as ink, rolled his eyes angrily, was too raw and not easy to attack, just begged 'Huang Shaohong' to draw a horse for him, so as to save some hard work.

"Huang Shaohong" just teased him, and immediately helped him draw a horse, but it was "Guo Xia Ma", which is the so-called pony in later generations. The donkey also got half of his body.

He laughed and said, "Brother, you are so naughty, don't play tricks on me, how can such a small horse move me!"

Although the pony didn't delay the ride, but 'Huang Shaohong' was playing tricks on him, but this guy definitely couldn't admit it, and said with a smile:
"Who made fun of you? Don't look at how small this horse is, but it can carry a thousand catties. You look so mighty. You are better than Zhang Fei. I'm afraid I can't carry you like a donkey!"

He didn't wait for Zhizunbao to reply, he laughed and patted the back of the donkey, and the donkey moved forward automatically.

Seeing this, 'Zixia Fairy' smiled coquettishly and urged the donkey to move forward, leaving only 'Zhizunbao' and a pony in place.

'Supreme Treasure' had no choice but to mutter bitterly: "I've endured it to wait for my wife!" As he spoke, he rode on the pony, aggrieved and chased after him, making 'Zixia' and 'Huang Shaohong' laugh for a while .

In the desert, 'Huang Shaohong' and 'Zixia Fairy' both had Zhong Tiandi's beautiful appearance, riding on donkeys, I don't know their identities, but I feel like a fairy.

On the other hand, in "Supreme Treasure", the black-headed and black-faced pony is riding a pony, followed by the side with an aggrieved face. In such a scene, there is a contrast between tall, rich and handsome, white and rich, and black and poor, which is very joyful.

After traveling for half a day, on the sand dunes, they could already see the earth city in the distance. The three of them were about to urge their mounts to get off the sand dunes, when they suddenly saw a golden light across the sky and quickly disappeared from sight.

Although they couldn't see clearly what was in the golden light because they were too far away, both 'Zixia' and 'Huang Shaohong' knew that there was an immortal traveling by the method of escaping the light.

'Zixia Fairy' looked at the disappearing golden light, and suddenly said to 'Huang Shaohong':
"The box you put away yesterday is the Moonlight Treasure Box that can travel through time and space, right?"

'Huang Shaohong' didn't deny it either, nodded and said: "Exactly!"

'Zixia Fairy' blinked:

"If I use the Moonlight Box to travel through time and space, will I be able to escape the pursuit of the Heavenly Court? Can you lend me the Moonlight Box?"

As soon as she finished speaking, 'Huang Shaohong' and 'Zhi Zun Bao' said at the same time: "No!"

Just kidding, 'Supreme Treasure' has to rely on 'Zixia Fairy' to wait for his wife 'Bai Jingjing' to come to the door, and 'Huang Shaohong' has to rely on the former to wait for 'Eastern Emperor Bell Hammer'. How can the 'first ring' run through time and space like this.

Seeing that the two spoke in unison, 'Zixia Fairy' was about to vent her anger with 'black servant', and suddenly turned her head to look at the place where the golden light disappeared just now.

Then he saw the golden light that disappeared just now reappear unexpectedly, and turned around to come here.

Her pretty face turned cold, she directly pulled out the 'Ziqing Sword', pointed at the golden light, and said coldly:
"It really came for me!"

'Huang Shaohong' had a weird expression on his face, the golden light was far away in the sky before, it appeared suddenly and fleetingly, so he didn't see clearly what was in the golden light.

But now the golden light is coming this way, and with his eyesight, he can see the scene in the golden light at a glance.

The golden light didn't take the initiative to attack, but landed in front of the three mounts, and appeared, but it was a golden-haired ape wearing armor, it was not Monkey King, Monkey King, or something!

'Zixia Fairy' also recognized her identity immediately, and exclaimed: "Monkey King?"

'Sun Wukong' was not interested in 'Zixia', and as soon as he landed, he looked at the three of them with a fierce look and asked:

"Just now you said 'Moonlight Treasure Box'? Hand it over to my old grandson, and I will spare you!"

Before 'Zixia' could speak, 'Huang Shaohong' raised his middle finger towards the opposite side:
"Dead monkey, hand over your golden cudgel, and I will spare you!"

(End of this chapter)

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