Plane hunting

Chapter 379 Master, you just follow the old monk!
Huang Shaohong was holding the jade bee jelly and was sipping it. With his cultivation of the Chinese art of "seeing God is not bad", he can clearly feel the subtle changes in all parts of his body.

Now he can feel that after the jade bee jelly is absorbed by himself, it can not only increase qi and blood, but also nourish the meridians and viscera, and slowly repair some extremely small damages.

Originally, with Huang Shaohong's martial arts cultivation base, some minor injuries would not exist as long as he thought about it. When the powerful Qi and blood circulated, they would instantly repair and heal themselves.

However, the human body, whether walking, sitting or lying down, will have subtle damage all the time.

Who said that you are just talking nonsense, and my body will be injured even if I lie still?

To be correct, there is, for example, the 'lumbar spine'!
Research data shows that when a person is standing, the lumbar spine bears about 100 kilograms of force, and when sitting, the lumbar spine bears about 140 kilograms of force when the upper body is upright. When standing and leaning forward, the lumbar spine bears 150 kilograms. At this time, the force on the lumbar spine increased to nearly 200 kg.

When lying on the side, the lumbar spine bears about 75 kilograms, and when lying flat, the lumbar spine bears a minimum force of about 25 kilograms.

That is to say, the lumbar spine usually bears at least 50 kilograms of force, and we know that even if it is metal, it will leave subtle scratches if it is often touched by hand, not to mention that the lumbar spine must bear 50 kilograms of force all the time.

This is why people tend to have more and more problems with their waists as they age.

Among them, men's waists are the most prone to problems. This is because men have to bear more physical labor than women in life. Of course, it does not rule out that men are generally the main labor force when applauding.

In addition to the lumbar spine, the same is true for other human tissues, such as exposed skin, which will cause damage to the skin when exposed to wind and sun, which is also one of the reasons for skin aging.

So even Huang Shaohong couldn't stop these minor injuries from happening continuously, but his energy and blood were strong, and as long as he deliberately controlled it, the energy and blood would repair these minor injuries everywhere.

But today, Huang Shaohong discovered that after being absorbed by himself, the jade bee jelly can repair minor injuries, which is very rare.

Although he can't use jade bee jelly to help him repair these minor wounds, his wives can use it, and this jade bee jelly can nourish and strengthen the meridians and viscera, which is extremely rare for him .

All in all, this jade bee jelly is a rare tonic for all warriors.

Huang Shaohong was drinking jade bee jelly while talking with Grandma Sun, but he was thinking about going to the place where Xiaolongnv kept bees, stealing two jade queen bees and raising them back, so that he would be able to drink this kind of good thing every day in the future .

He was thinking about doing something bad, when suddenly he heard Yang Guo's voice outside the ancient tomb shouting:
"Lu Qingdu, fat man, your wife is here to find you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a clear voice like a silver bell: "You foolish boy, you want to die!"

Huang Shaohong raised his eyebrows, this Yang Guo is really courageous, he was beaten into a pig's head by himself just now, and now he is flirting again, this is a light blow.

But he was a little curious, who was the woman who spoke.

But Xiao Longnv said in a cold tone: "Is the wife of Taoist Lu here? Please understand, Taoist priest, although you saved Grandma Sun, it is an exception for me to let you and Jingcheng here."

Huang Shaohong interrupted without waiting for her to finish speaking: "I said that two masters and apprentices are enough for you. Is this the Ancient Tomb Sect or the rumor-mongering Sect? I also said that you are my wife. What are you doing?"

"You..." Even though Xiao Longnv is used to being cold and cold, when she suddenly hears such flirtatious words, her almond eyes widen and her face turns red.

At this time, Huang Shaohong also knew that he had said the wrong thing. Now that it is ancient times, such a joke can easily lead to a murder. He quickly put down the jade bee jelly in his hand, got up and walked out, and said at the same time:
"I'll go out and see what that kid is up to, it's really outrageous to talk nonsense!"

Huang Shaohong has an excellent memory. Although he hasn't walked in the ancient tomb for two years, he still remembers clearly the path he walked two years ago. After turning around in the tomb passage three times, he found the main tomb passage, and then walked all the way out through the tomb. After a gentle slope, we arrived at the gate of the ancient tomb.

Walking outside the tomb door, he saw Yang Guo with a bruised nose and swollen face running away from the people behind him, screaming and running in the open space in front of the tomb of the living dead.

Behind him, a young Taoist nun in an apricot-yellow Taoist robe kept chasing him, scolding him coquettishly: "Little fool, stop and let you talk nonsense, let me see if this girl doesn't break your stinky teeth off! "

"I didn't bite you, what are you doing breaking my teeth!"

While Yang Guo was yelling, his feet were light and agile, and his lightness kung fu was obviously higher than this Taoist nun. At this moment, when he saw Huang Shaohong appearing, he rolled his eyes and ran towards this direction, yelling:

"Senior brother Qingdu, your mother-in-law has come to look for you!"

Huang Shaohong looked at the other party with a smile and didn't speak. When Yang Guo ran close, he didn't know when there was an extra pan in his hand, and he patted it directly.

Since Yang Guo dared to flirt, he was already prepared for possible revenge by Huang Shaohong.

When the 'bird catching skill' was deployed, his body seemed to jump over Huang Shaohong's head. When the pan hit him, his figure turned in the air and flashed to the left, trying to escape into the tomb passage , and at the same time said with a smile: "Master, let's go."

But at this time, Huang Shaohong raised his mouth, and at some point in his left hand, he also took a mouthful of a frying pan, and pointed it at Yang Guo's face.

With a 'boom', Yang Guo, who was still handsome before, didn't even say the last word, and immediately stopped his figure in the air like a dunk hitting the backboard, and then fell to the ground with a 'boom'. The bleeding from the nose couldn't be stopped.

Looking at the bottom of the pan, a human face was already protruding. Huang Shaohong hurriedly put away the two pans. This is Yang Guo's face mold. If you get it to the real world of later generations, this pot is worth 200 yuan. Ten thousand.

Before Yang Guo got up, the Taoist nun who was chasing him had already come close, he was wearing an apricot-yellow Taoist robe, her steps were light, with two swords stuck in her back, the blood-red silk ribbons on the hilts fluttered in the phoenix, obviously she was also People in the martial arts.

The nun came closer, looked at Huang Shaohong and Yang Guo, her eyes were full of doubts, she shouted sharply:

"Who are you and why are you in the tomb of the living dead?"

After thinking about it, she added: "What did you use to hit him just now, and where did you take that thing?"

Huang Shaohong looked at this nun up and down, and saw that her complexion was white and greasy, and her texture was crystal clear, but her face was slightly rounder, but her flaws were not concealed. This kind of appearance would be considered a rare natural beauty in later generations.

But compared to his three wives, Ji Yanran, Jianning, and Longer, and the little dragon girl who lives in this ancient tomb, they are nothing.

Thinking of this, Huang Shaohong couldn't help but let out a 'huh', he really didn't notice it before, it seems that the little dragon girl is also called Long Er, thinking about the little guy with a bruised nose and a swollen face in front of him calling 'Long Er, Long Er', he felt a burst of pain in his heart uncomfortable.

Since it was uncomfortable, I couldn't bear it, without thinking about it, I stretched out my foot and stepped on Yang Guo's face, which made me feel much more comfortable.

Yang Guo was beaten as soon as he was beaten, and he also knew that he was fucked instead of flirting, so he can't blame others, but what's the matter with you making up for it!
He immediately shouted: "Dahuaerhua, come and save me, let me bite him!"

When Yang Guo yelled, Huang Shaohong and the nun became a little curious, what is the big flower and the second flower, the dog raised by the other party?

After a few breaths, there was a sudden sound of footsteps in the woods, and two huge black and white bears ran out panting.

Huang Shaohong raised his eyebrows, aren't these two pandas from two years ago?How come it has grown so big, it has caught up with the bigger brown bears!
It turned out that these two pandas were the two that Huuma caught when Huang Shaohong practiced summoning souls two years ago. They were fed once by Yang Guo and Jing Cheng with jade bee jelly, and they lingered in the back mountain of Quanzhen Sect. .

Yang Guo and Jing Cheng are still young, so they naturally like to play with animals, so besides practicing kung fu every day, they hang out with the two pandas, and sometimes get some jade bee jelly for the two pandas to eat. And it's getting better and better.

In the end, I don't know if it's because of the jade bee jelly. The size of these two pandas grew bigger and bigger. Now they are just ordinary tigers and leopards, and they don't pay attention to them.

Last year, once Yang Guo and Jing Cheng were playing hide-and-seek in the back mountain bamboo forest, they were ambushed by a leopard in the mountain. Fortunately, two pandas were nearby, and rushed over to kill the leopard.

It wasn't until then that Yang Guo and Jing Cheng realized that this big black and white bear was not as docile as it looked on the outside, and its combat effectiveness was also extremely strong.

So from then on, Yang Guo and Jing Cheng used jade bee jelly as a reward to train the two pandas to hunt. Over time, the two pandas were trained like hunting dogs by these two unlucky children, and they could usually help catch some game Beat the tooth festival.

Bamboo, which was originally the two pandas' favorite recipes, has dropped to the third place in their favorite recipes. No. 2 is roasted pheasant, and the No. [-] is jade bee jelly.

You must know how precious jade bee jelly is, and it is the staple food of the Ancient Tomb Sect, so Yang Guo and Jing Cheng haven't fed jade bee jelly to pandas for a while.

Now when Yang Guo yelled, the two pandas immediately realized that there was more sweet and delicious jade bee jelly to eat, and rushed out with bared teeth.

The nun didn't recognize these two things as pandas, but thought they were two big bears, she immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and took out the two swords behind her back with a sweep of both hands.

Yang Guo, who had just sat up on the ground, pointed at Huang Shaohong, and said to the two pandas, "Big Hua Er Hua, bite me, and you can eat enough of the jade bee jelly!"

I don't know if the two pandas can understand, anyway, after Yang Guo said this sentence, his eyes were red, and he rushed towards Huang Shaohong.

Huang Shaohong's eyes widened, and an aura burst out of his body. The true meaning of the tiger shape that he had practiced in the outer Xing'an Mountains burst out in an instant.

The two brown bear-like pandas stopped in their tracks immediately, and the redness in their eyes from the jade bee jelly faded instantly, replaced by a trace of doubt and uneasiness.

At this time, in their eyes, Huang Shaohong had turned into a colorful tiger with a hanging neck and white forehead. When the two idiots saw each other's appearance clearly, they immediately trembled in fear.

Didn't they recognize this man as the guy who was struck by lightning two years ago? The image of this man has already left an indelible mark on their hearts.

Especially when Huang Shaohong did it in the first place, he finally attracted the power of thunder. That kind of radiant heavenly power made the two giant pandas who were still in their infancy still fresh in their memories and deeply terrified.

Seeing the two pandas stop, Yang Guo covered his painfully trampled face and shouted, "Big Hua Er Hua, come on, bite him!"

The corners of Huang Shaohong's mouth raised slightly, revealing a dangerous smile, and suddenly he shouted:

"roll!"

This time, the tiger-shaped fist on his body enveloped the two pandas like a substance, and the two giant pandas turned around and ran away in an instant.

As a result, under the tension and fear, one of the pandas stumbled with garlic, and its huge and fat body fell to the ground with a "boom", and it still hit the ground on its face, and then knocked down the other one, and the two pandas immediately rolled into a ball , looked miserable.

Just like that, the two giant pandas didn't dare to stay, and they didn't even dare to bark. When they got up, they rushed into the forest at a faster speed than when they came, and disappeared, no matter how much Yang Guo shouted, they didn't dare to turn back.

Huang Shaohong looked at Yang Guo with a smile and asked, "You let them bite me?"

Yang Guo's rebellious temperament is true, but he is not stupid either, knowing that this situation should be subdued, he stared at his bruised and swollen face, showing a smile that could scare ghosts into tears, and said dryly, "Can you stop slapping your face!"

"What do you say!"

The Taoist nun at the side couldn't stand it any longer. The monk obviously didn't take himself seriously, so he pointed at him with his sword and said arrogantly: "Then monk, let me ask you something. Who are you and why are you living here?" In the tomb of the dead!"

Huang Shaohong has already figured out who this Taoist nun is now, it should be Li Mochou's great apprentice Hong Lingbo, and at this time, the Fairy Chilian must be nearby to secretly observe the situation here. .

Thinking of this, he rolled his eyes, ignored Yang Guo for now, and said with a smile: "I'm not your master, your name is Hong Lingbo, if you see the master, don't kneel down to pay your respects!"

Hong Lingbo stared, and asked doubtfully, "What master?"

"Of course they are your master Li Mochou's man, husband, master, husband, husband-in-law, head of the family, and of course there are also old men. Do you understand me when I say that?"

Huang Shaohong was also shameless, he opened his mouth to make teasing, he knew that the one hiding in the dark would not be able to stand it, and he just talked nonsense in order to attract the other party to show up.

Sure enough, after he finished speaking a series of nouns, a voice suddenly shouted in the forest: "The thief monk seeks death!" A figure jumped out of the forest like a ghost, lightly stepped on his feet, and after a few ups and downs, he arrived in front of the tomb gate.

The visitor was also wearing an apricot-yellow Taoist robe, with bright eyes and white teeth, and a fair complexion. She was indeed an outstanding beauty.

Seeing this Taoist nun, Hong Lingbo quickly put away his sword and stood up, saying respectfully: "Master!"

"Go away, useless thing!"

Li Mochou was getting angry right now, she slapped Hong Lingbo's face with her left hand, raised her right hand up and down, and slammed it condescendingly towards Huang Shaohong's head.

This dust whisk is Li Mochou's weapon, its strength can crush stones everywhere, she was furious with this blow, and she used all her skills to kill with one blow.

Huang Shaohong laughed, grabbed Fuchen casually, and pulled Fuchen into his arms.

How strong is he?Li Mochou was immediately carried by Huang Shaohong and fell into his arms.

Huang Shaohong embraced it with his hands, and the beauty smiled in his arms: "Master, you just follow the old monk!"

Yang Guo covered his face and pouted aside, "This is a Taoist nun."

Huang Shaohong glared at him: "That's not right, I'm not a monk either!"

(End of this chapter)