Plane hunting

Chapter 463 The Surprise That Drives Huang Shaohong Crazy

When the superior gives an order, it's better to speak clearly and not be too concise, otherwise the people below will randomly figure out what they want, and they don't know what jokes they are going to make.

Huang Shaohong originally ordered that those members of the Raksha Kingdom Mission be pulled out and all of them would be "clicked", that is, beheaded and beheaded.

Why don't the two countries fight each other to make it so, it's bullshit to him, don't tell me this, it doesn't work!
I'm almost hitting your capital city, and it's understandable that you sent a mission to beg for mercy, but you got some number one warrior to come over and challenge me, which is obviously looking for trouble.

Since you are here to find trouble, you can still enjoy the diplomatic treatment of a fart, just kill it!
But although this order was simple, something went wrong in the warriors' circle in front of the palace. The emperor ordered the Rakshasa mission to be pulled out to 'click', but what kind of criminal law this 'click' is remains to be discussed.

A few warriors in front of the hall tied the man and pushed him outside the Hall of Supreme Harmony, but they didn't know what to do. The emperor said "click", but they couldn't discuss what to do.

If this "click" is not in line with the emperor's wishes, then the job will be ruined, and the higher-ups will blame them, and they will all be "clicked".

I don't understand this 'kacha', and no one dares to ask the emperor what is the meaning of this 'kacha', so I am in a dilemma. Suddenly, one of the warriors in front of the palace's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly took two steps forward:

"Gui Gonggong, what are you doing here?"

Eunuch Gui is naturally Wei Xiaobao, he is quite satisfied with his current life since entering the palace.

Although that thing is not there, but in this palace, except for the emperor's wife, whoever sees him must nod and bow. What is more is a face.

At this time, he saw several familiar warriors in front of the palace salute him, and replied with a smile:

"It's no wonder that the master said that the dim sum in the palace is tired of eating. I heard from the people below that there is a shop selling 'Dong Tang' at the front door. Let me go and have a look, buy some and come back to try something new!"

"Xiaozhuer" is the name given to concubines by the eunuchs and maids of the former Qing Dynasty. Although Huang Shaohong established a new dynasty, the eunuchs in the palace were all Han eunuchs left over from Kangxi's time, so this name has continued.

In addition, Jianning is the only one who can be called the young master in this palace, and she is also a princess of the former Qing Dynasty, so this name is appropriate.

'Dong Tang' is not a pastry in the capital city. It is said that it was made by Dong Xiaowan, one of the 'Eight Beauty of the Qinhuai River'. Invite Ying to go on this journey.

The samurai in front of the palace flattered him and said: "I have to say that it is you, Eunuch Gui. This is such a good thing to run errands for the masters, and it will not be the turn of others!"

Wei Xiaobao is such a smart person, he laughed and scolded: "If you have something to say, don't make mistakes!"

The samurai in front of the palace laughed and said: "You are always by the emperor's side, we just want to ask, what kind of criminal law is this 'click'?"

When Huang Shaohong received the envoys of the Raksha Kingdom, Wei Xiaobao was also in the Hall of Supreme Harmony, so he naturally heard the order of 'click'. At this time, after thinking about it, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Is this click, of course it is"

When Huang Shaohong heard Xin'er, he was talking with Long'er and Jianning in Kunning Palace. He would always enjoy it. While drinking tea, he leaned on the recliner and enjoyed the massage of the big and small twins.

When Wei Xiaobao who bought 'Dong Tang' came back to report that all the Russian missions had been 'clicked' and all remained in the palace, Huang Shaohong couldn't help frowning: "Why are they still staying?"

Wei Xiaobao was surprised and said: "Long Live Lord, those old men are all cleansed, and they will not stay in the palace for use, that's what they want."

"Cleanse yourself?" Huang Shaohong came to his senses as soon as he thought about it, and scolded with a smile: "I keep a few old-haired eunuchs for my ass, and the 'click' I said is decapitation, whoever hurts them so much? !"

Long'er, Jianning, and Shuang'er of all ages were all laughing, and the branches trembled wildly. Wei Xiaobao hurriedly lowered his head, looked at his toes, and said with a sneer without looking sideways: "This servant misunderstood, please punish me by the emperor."

Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "There is no punishment for this, anyway, they are all people who are going to die, just pull it out and 'click' once!"

Wei Xiaobao passed on the original words, and the people below were all taken aback. The owner of the clean room, the old eunuch Dao, was even more confused. This has happened once. Could it be that the emperor thinks that the "click" is not clean, so do it again?
Only now did Wei Xiaobao talk about the matter, everyone in the palace couldn't laugh or cry, it was a misunderstanding.

This matter is a joy for Huang Shaohong, but after this episode, he also thought of something, so he told Long Er:
"Forget about the current eunuchs in the palace, and don't choose eunuchs to enter the palace in the future. After all, there is peace in this kind of thing. As for the servants, the maids should be the main ones!"

Long Er grew up outside the palace, and nodded naturally after hearing this: "I think so too, although he is a eunuch, he was a man after all, and I never like being served by them."

Jian Ning covered her mouth and sneered, "Master, you don't know, when sister Long'er first entered the palace, when she said she was going to take a bath, when a eunuch followed her in to help her undress, she just slapped her, okay?" Xuan didn't beat anyone to death!"

She didn't know that Long'er had pretended to be the queen mother in the palace, and she thought it was the first time the other party entered the palace.

Huang Shaohong said noncommittally: "You say so, it was when you were changing clothes, and there were eunuchs serving you?"

Jianning saw that his husband's eyes were not friendly, and quickly shouted: "Who dares them!"

Several people chatted and laughed for a while, and Long Er suddenly expressed his desire to have a child euphemistically. In this day and age, there are common people, women who have children in the thirteenth and fourteenth years.

Longer is older than Jianning, and is now 25 years old. It is natural to want a child at this time.

Huang Shaohong thought for a while, and said with a wry smile: "To be honest, I'm not ready to be a father yet. I always feel like I'm still a child. Isn't it too early to have a child now? Why don't we talk about it in a few years!"

Long Er nodded and said: "That's fine, but no matter how good you and I are in martial arts, we will eventually grow old. As the emperor, Xianggong should consider the heir as early as possible!"

Huang Shaohong patted his forehead: "I forgot if you didn't tell me, I have something to tell you!"

As he spoke, he waved away the serving maid and thought for a while to keep the big and small Shuang'er.

After all the serving maids left, Huang Shaohong said: "I forgot to tell you that your husband is already 'immortal'!"

The four beauties, big and small, were all staring at each other, and fell into a strange silence. Suddenly, Jianning shouted: "Quickly pass on the imperial doctor, Mr. Xiang is crazy!"

Huang Shaohong grabbed Jianning and pressed it on his lap, and slapped the meat with iron palms: "I'm serious with you, stop fooling around with me!"

Seeing Jianning baring his teeth in pain and shouting hissingly, Long Er hurried up to persuade him.

But I didn't expect that after Huang Shaohong let go of Jianning, the girl not only didn't appreciate it, but complained to Long'er: "Sister, she is really comfortable!"

Even if the words are as grand as a dragon, they can't help but feel hot on the face, and the big and small Shuang'er are even flushed with embarrassment.

Long'er spat: "Just let Xianggong beat you to death!"

Jianning giggled, and came to coax Long Er to be happy again. The wives and concubines actually got along like real sisters. This scene fell in Huang Shaohong's eyes, and he felt extraordinarily comfortable.

Huang Shaohong waited for them to have enough trouble, and then took out the 'Longevity Potion' and called Long'er to his side, and first explained the physical reactions he would face after the injection.

Long'er smiled softly: "Master, just do what you want, Long'er believes in you!"

Huang Shaohong couldn't help laughing at this sentence, and he felt a kind of "wives are so much what a husband can ask for". Of course, the more such wives, the better!
Huang Shaohong didn't say any more, and injected her directly. Long Er's reaction was the same as when he injected it back then. The moment the 'Longevity Potion' entered her body, it began to recombine her DNA, causing Long Er to faint as soon as he closed his eyes. fall asleep.

Jian Ning leaned over and asked cautiously, "Master, tell the truth, did you find an excuse to kill Sister Long because you didn't like her?"

Huang Shaohong took out the second 'Pharmaceutical of Longevity', Jianning ran away, was caught by him and gave an injection and fell asleep.

The big and small twins supported each other, showing some panic expressions, Huang Shaohong shook his head: "Forget it, you take care of them first, and you will have your share when you turn around!"

When Long Er and Jian Ning woke up the next day, they found that not only their physique had improved a lot, but their skin had also become more delicate and younger, and their whole bodies were full of vigorous vitality. Only then did they truly believe in "immortality" One said.

Jianning hugged Huang Shaohong and kissed him, and said with a smile, "I already knew that my husband is good to us!"

Huang Shaohong gave her a blank look: "Then why did you run yesterday?"

Jianning was exposed, but she didn't feel embarrassed, she giggled, and then clung to Huang Shaohong's arms like a kitten, not caring about Longer and Daxie Shuanger at the side.

At this time, in the eyes of big and small Shuang'er, there is no anxiety from yesterday, some are full of hope, immortality, who wouldn't want to, the two girls also recalled the memory, and naturally my young master would not deceive them.

But with yesterday's appearance, today he was embarrassed to say that he wanted it. Huang Shaohong saw the awkwardness of the two girls, shook his head with a smile, and injected them with the 'longevity potion' so that the two girls fell into a coma for a day.

After resting for two days, Huang Shaohong began to retreat to consolidate his realm. He took the 'Cold Jade Bed' out of his luggage and placed it in the Qianqing Palace. He sat on it and retreated for half a month.

It was not until the two kinds of "longevity true qi" and "no one can kill my golden body" true qi in the body were all transformed into innate true energy, and the realm was completely consolidated, and then he left the test.

After staying with Longer and Jianning for a few more days in the 'Deer Ding World', Huang Shaohong went to the 'Xunqin World' to inject 'Ji Yanran' with the 'Longevity Potion'. As for Xiang Shaolong and others, let's talk about it later.

Ji Yanran was the first to establish a relationship with Huang Shaohong, and she can be regarded as his first wife, but because of practicing the "Shenlongsu Nvgong", the two of them have not yet consummated their marriage until today, making Ji Cainu look at him full of eyes. resentment.

After living in the world of Xunqin for a few days and comforting the talented girl Ji, Huang Shaohong went to the world of "Xunlongjue" to inject Laura with the "elixir of longevity".

Laura also couldn't believe it at first, but after experiencing the benefits of this potion to enhance the body's physique, she naturally believed it.

She also offered to get one for her father, Richard Crawford.

Huang Shaohong hugged the sexy Laura from behind, and whispered in his ear: "Your father is so old, isn't it a waste to use this!"

After he finished speaking, he laughed first, and was punched hard by Laura turning around.

Richard went to Antarctica with the expedition team, and even if he wanted to get an injection, he had to wait until next time.

Huang Shaohong thought a little depressingly, this is how one person can ascend to heaven. No wonder there are so few immortals and gods in the past and present. There are too many of them, and the heavens are full.

It is estimated that if Laura knows that her husband is equating the father-in-law with chickens and dogs in his heart, a real PK is absolutely inevitable. Of course, in the past few days, this dog and the woman have already PKed on the big bed more than ten times. Laura ended in a fiasco.

But this western girl is very resilient, never admitting defeat after repeated defeats.

Huang Shaohong was also thinking about what to do with his second uncle, second aunt and sister Huang Qiushan after injecting all his wives with the 'longevity potion'.

After thinking about it for a while, I decided to wait a few years before talking about it. I have too many secrets, and I am not ready to share it with my relatives in reality.

After spending two weeks of leisurely life in England with Laura, Huang Shaohong couldn't stay still anymore. He was ready to enter the new world again and start a new adventure.

But before entering the new world, there is another important thing that needs to be resolved, that is, the matter of 'Blood of Gabriel'.

Constantine got him more than a dozen drops, and Lucifer got a wine bottle out of his hands. When he came out of "Hell Detective World", the piece of broken copper in his heart was grinding with him every day for this angel's blood.

Huang Shaohong has been hesitating in his heart, because no matter what the broken copper said, it is all its one-sided words. If it really makes the other party recover, no one can be sure whether the consequences will be good or bad.

But after several days of consideration, Huang Shaohong still decided to meet some requirements of Potong, so he took out the dozen or so drops obtained by Constantine and planned to give it to Potong.

As for the whole bottle, I plan to keep some for Selina, and leave the rest for Natasha to conduct genetic research.

Unexpectedly, there were too few broken copper flakes, and he insisted on the whole bottle, saying that a dozen drops would be enough for Selina.

Huang Shaohong said: "Whether you like it or not, I'll count to three, if you don't want it, I'll put it all away and leave it to Selina."

In the end, he hadn't started counting yet, and Potong said very simply: "I want it!"

Huang Shaohong asked in surprise: "Why are you so happy, I haven't started counting yet!"

The broken copper liar spat: "Hey, don't even think about cheating on me, when you usually tell others like this, when did you count one or two? You always lose three directly, okay? If I don't want it, I won't." Here's the chance!"

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Huang Shaohong didn't feel annoyed when he saw through the tricks. He smiled and took out more than a dozen drops of Gabriel's blood, and smeared the blood on his heart according to Po Tong's instructions, and it was absorbed by the Po Copper in an instant.

After waiting for a while, I didn't feel any change in the broken copper.

When Huang Shaohong asked, Potong only boasted that its body level was too high, and the angel blood could only awaken some of its spirituality, and there was still a long way to go to restore it.

After hearing this, Huang Shaohong felt relieved, at least he still had time to grow up.

Taking the remaining 'Blood of Gabriel', I went to the world of 'Underworld' again. As soon as I logged in, the two vampire servants responsible for cleaning the room gasified and died.

Then, whether it was a vampire or a werewolf in the entire castle, they wailed dying, and the voice of broken copper snickered in his mind, and only now told him:
"You dare to take Gabriel's blood into the vampire's lair, are you kidding me? No one can bear the holy blood of Gabriel except Selina who has been injected with the 'Eternal Life Potion' and infected by the 'Primitive Virus'." Breath of power!"

Only then did Huang Shaohong quickly put away the 'Blood of Gabriel', and those howling voices subsided.

When Selina came in a hurry, before Huang Shaohong could tell her the good news of 'Gabriel's Blood', this vampire beauty told him a good news that surprised him so much that he went crazy.

Selina. is pregnant!

(End of this chapter)