Plane hunting

Chapter 470 Lose Money!
"Nan Wu, Ha La Tana, Duo La Ye Ye!"

Shifang recited the "Great Compassion Mantra", and then exclaimed, "Hey, the little monk's stomach is starving to death!"

"Nan Wu, Ah Lai!"

Shi Fang read another sentence weakly, touched his sagging belly, and sighed: "Master, you insist on walking separately from Brother Huang, and now you don't even have anything to eat."

After he finished speaking, he read another sentence: "Polu Jiedi, Shuobo Laya!" Then he took off the bamboo hat, scratched his bald head that was itchy because he hadn't washed it for a long time, pointed to the way ahead, and then pointed Pointing to the way, complained at the same time:

"This is not the worst. The worst thing is that there is no village, no store, and no place for alms. The little monk is about to starve to death!"

The old monk Baiyun finally couldn't bear this apprentice Moji, turned around, revealed a 'dark' face, and said angrily:
"Punish you for reciting the Great Compassion Mantra for your teacher, so you should recite it carefully. How can there be so much complaining nonsense? Besides, when I ate mushrooms for my teacher just now, didn't I let you eat it? You didn't eat it yourself, and now you are hungry. , who can blame me!"

Shifang looked like I was defeated by you, Master:

"Master, what you let me eat are poisonous mushrooms, okay? Look, your face is as dark as Bao Gong's. Now you don't need to put on makeup when you sing a big show, and you still let me eat it. You are really my real master." !"

Bai Yun touched his big black face when he heard the words, and said with a cold snort:

"My teacher usually asks you to practice Buddhism and practice Zen, but you don't listen. You see, the 'Bodhi Golden Body' trained by my teacher can dissolve all kinds of poisons. Even if I eat poisonous mushrooms, it won't kill me. As for this black face, I only need to In an hour or two, it will be back to normal!"

After the old monk finished speaking, he felt a little hungry again. From his sleeve, he took out the colorful poisonous mushrooms he picked earlier, stuffed a few more into his mouth, and began to chew.

He asked Shifang while he was eating, "Do you want to eat it? The meat of this mushroom is thick and juicy, and it's extremely delicious. It's just that if you eat too much, you will feel dizzy when you walk, but it's just a trivial matter."

Shifang glanced at Baiyun angrily:
"If the disciple wants to eat, it's not a matter of walking fluttering. I'm afraid no one will carry your luggage for you, Master."

After finishing speaking, he sighed again: "Hey, there was obviously dry food a few days ago, but Master, you said that Brother Huang has the supernatural power of 'the universe in his sleeve', and some of them are delicious, so I threw away those two dry steamed buns. It's good now, I don't even have to eat the dregs of steamed buns!"

The corner of Baiyun's mouth twitched: "You can pull it down, Master Wei wanted to eat that steamed bun last time, so he knocked on the bowl and dug a hole in Master's copper bowl, can you still break off the scum?"

After speaking, he lectured again: "This incident is to teach you a lesson. If you don't practice Buddhism and kung fu well on weekdays, now you can't even eat poisonous mushrooms. You should starve yourself. Anyway, I will eat poisonous mushrooms for my teacher!"

Shi Fang pointed at Bai Yun's face and exclaimed, "Master, your Gong Bao's face has changed, half black and half colorful!"

Bai Yun said indifferently: "What a fuss, I just changed to a different type of poisonous fungus for my teacher. Different species have different natural toxicity!"

At this moment, there was a buzzing sound from a distance behind the two of them. Baiyun and Shifang both looked back, and saw a dark square box coming along the official road from where they came from. Go, like adding four wheels to a small house.

Shi Fang was surprised: "Master, what is that, do you recognize it?"

Baiyun looked at it for a while, then twisted his beard and said:
"When I was young, I traveled all over the world. There is something I don't know. This thing has four wheels but no horses or oxen. It must be the Mohist's 'engine'!"

After he finished speaking, his eyes lit up: "It seems that we have met a fellow Taoist of the Mohist school. We will wait for the teacher to come forward to chat and make some vegetarian dishes!"

"A locomotive?"

Shi Fang looked curiously at the spot, and as the car got closer, his eyes lit up, and he waved his hand at the 'engine car' and said, "Brother Huang, we are here!"

He turned his head and excitedly said to Baiyun: "Master, there is Brother Huang sitting there, and the locomotive belongs to Brother Huang!"

Seeing his apprentice's excited appearance, Baiyun suddenly sighed and said in a low voice:
"Shifang, as a teacher, you parted ways with Fellow Daoist Huang. Is it really because of that little flag? Although that little flag is a pity, as a teacher, it's just an excuse!"

"Why, Master?"

Shi Fang looked at his master, and then at the locomotive that was slowly coming this way, his eyes were full of puzzlement.

Monk Baiyun shook his head and said: "This fellow Huang Daoist is full of resentment and evil spirits. During the past few days of traveling together, as a teacher, he is always in a state of uneasiness. He uses the 'fate to understand' to calculate the future, but there is always a force in the dark that prevents him from seeing it. Because of cause and effect, this is an excuse to avoid this person."

"I didn't expect the entanglement of cause and effect, after all, I can't escape!"

When Baiyun said this, he kept silent, and the 'engine' had already arrived.

In fact, what Huang Shaohong drove was a 'bulletproof off-road vehicle' that he got out of his luggage.

At this time, he drove the car to the side of the two monks and stopped. Before he could say hello to the two monks, Shi Fang rushed to the lowered car window and said happily:
"Brother Huang, is this your locomotive?"

Huang Shaohong nodded with a smile: "Is it a locomotive? That's right!"

Shifang continued: "Brother Huang, do you have anything to eat there? I'm so hungry!"

Huang Shaohong chuckled, and took out a chicken leg from his luggage. Shifang's eyes lit up, regardless of whether it was meaty or not, he took it and ate it, praising it while eating, "It's delicious, so meat is so delicious. ah!"

Bai Yun swallowed, subconsciously threw one of the poisonous mushrooms in his hand into his mouth, and began to chew.

Huang Shaohong greeted with a smile: "Hey, master, is this eating dog pee moss? Your face has changed color after eating it. This is the play you sang!"

Hearing the name 'dog pee moss', Baiyun felt nauseated for a while, and felt a little nauseous, and retorted: "What dog pee moss, poor monk, it's amanita, much better than that chicken leg, not only delicious, but also delicious after eating It has the effect of repelling mosquitoes!"

Huang Shaohong laughed loudly: "That's right, mosquitoes are afraid of being poisoned if they suck your blood!"

After he finished laughing, he took out another chicken leg from his bag: "I still have chicken legs here, Master, would you like to have one too!"

Bai Yun scolded angrily: "If you want the poor monk to break the precept to eat meat, it's a dream. Don't even think about it!"

Huang Shaohong and Shifang both looked at Monk Baiyun with surprised expressions, thinking that it was someone else who ate boiled mutton two days ago?

Seeing that both of them were looking at him, Bai Yun's face was burning hot, and he said angrily, "Even if this poor monk dies of starvation, he won't eat the food that comes from you!"

A quarter of an hour later, Huang Shaohong drove towards Guobei Town in an off-road vehicle. Shi Fang sat in the co-pilot and looked back at his master, worried: "Master, slow down, no one will fight with you, by the way." Is it tasty?"

Monk Baiyun was sitting in the back seat, holding a roast leg of lamb in his hand. He was eating it so happily that he even chewed up the bone and swallowed it for calcium supplementation.

Huang Shaohong couldn't help laughing, the law of true fragrance is the same everywhere.

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Shi Fang sat on the co-driver of the off-road vehicle, looked around, touched here and there, and praised with a smile on his face:
"Brother Huang, this locomotive is really good!"

Bai Yun had already eaten and drank enough, and lay down on the back seat with his eyes closed, humming: "This speed is much worse than the poor monk's 'Land Flying Technique'!"

Huang Shaohong stopped the car directly, then lit himself a cigar and started smoking.

Feeling the car stop, Bai Yun opened his eyes and asked, "Why don't you leave!"

Huang Shaohong exhaled a puff of smoke, and the old god said: "Didn't the master say that the land flying technique is good? Then get out of the car and fly by yourself. I will sit in the car with Shifang and we will be able to keep up with you!"

Master Baiyun was a little worried, and was about to ask how to get out of the car, when he heard the muffled sound of thunder from the sky, the strong wind picked up suddenly, and it looked like it was going to rain.

The corners of his eyes twitched, and suddenly they closed, and he remained silent. Huang Shaohong was about to inquire, when he heard the sound of snoring from the back seat, he couldn't help crying and laughing.

Shifang nodded to Huang Shaohong: "My master is like this on weekdays, laughing and cursing, not sticking to trivial matters, Brother Huang, please don't be offended!"

Huang Shaohong was dumbfounded. This apprentice seemed to be much more sensible than his master, so he nodded immediately and continued driving.

Although the official road has been in disrepair for a long time and is uneven, but with an off-road vehicle, the potholes are nothing to worry about. With one foot on the accelerator, the speed of travel is ten times faster than that of walking.

After only driving for more than an hour, I saw a stone tablet lying on the side of the road, but the words on it were covered with sand, making it difficult to see clearly.

Huang Shaohong got out of the car and gave a hand to support it. With strength, the dust on the stele was instantly blown away by the strong wind, revealing the three characters of 'Guobei County'.

Shi Fang in the car could also see it clearly, and said happily, "Here we are, according to the map, Guobei County is two miles to the west, let's go there to rest, and then we can go north to the capital!"

He said cheerfully: "It's been a long time since I slept in the open air, I haven't slept in bed for a long time, this time I must have a good rest!"

Monk Baiyun, whose face color had returned to normal, opened his eyes and scolded: "How can you be a monk if you are greedy for comfort?"

Shifang suppressed his smile, and said aggrievedly, "Can monks eat leg of lamb?"

Bai Yun's expression froze, and he said angrily, "What did you say, say it again?"

Seeing that his master was angry, Shifang didn't dare to speak anymore, Baiyun finally said with satisfaction: "What do you know, as a master, he saved that leg of lamb, and even Fellow Daoist Huang said, that's what Jigong Living Buddha is like! "

After Huang Shaohong got into the car, old monk Baiyun snored again.

The car started again, but the car could not travel more than a mile, and it was pouring rain outside, and the official road paved with loess was immediately muddy.

Huang Shaohong saw that Guobei County was already in sight, so he stopped the car and said to the two monks:

"This car is not easy to be seen by ordinary people. Let's take shelter in this car from the rain. When the rain stops, let's walk into Guobei County!"

"Fellow daoists will be troubled along the way, so it's up to fellow daoists to decide!" Bai Yun nodded, and finally said something pleasing to the ear.

The three of them sheltered from the rain in the car, and they inevitably started talking, probably because they were near the market, the old monk Baiyun was very serious, and his words also showed the demeanor of an eminent monk.

From the conversation, I learned that Baiyun and Shifang were monks at Yongquan Temple in Fuzhou. The two monks also invited Huang Shaohong to visit the temple when he was free in the future when he passed by Fuzhou.

While chatting, I heard the sound of fighting, approaching from far away, and then saw more than a dozen vicious men with knives and axes rushing from the direction of Guobei County.

Shi Fang was taken aback, and said in fear, "It's over, it's over, we've met a robber!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a fast horse chasing after those people. The rider on the horse was young, dressed in a strong suit, carrying a large wooden box behind his back, and holding a large sword with a cold light in his hand.

Seeing that the chase was approaching, the man leaped forward and performed the 'eight-step chasing cicadas' movement in the air, took a few steps in the air, and landed in front of Huang Shaohong's car, blocking the dozen or so vicious men.

Huang Shaohong could see clearly that this person was [-]-[-]% similar to Brother Xueyou, and he must be the new 'Yan Chixia' who had won the mantle of Yan Chixia. Undoubtedly, the lightness kung fu he showed just now was also very handsome, and it was not inferior to his 'Snake Walking Fox Turning' .

'Brother Xueyou' tilted his head, looked curiously at Huang Shaohong and Shifang in the front row of the car through the windshield, curled his lips, then turned around and pointed his big sword at those vicious men and shouted:

"Give me back that money!"

The people stopped by him all looked ferocious and held weapons. They were definitely not kind at first glance. The leader with a beard shouted sharply: "No matter how powerful he is, he is still alone. What are we so afraid of? Let's kill him together!" !"

'puff'

Just as the bearded man finished speaking, his head had already left his body, but it was 'Brother Xueyou' who raised his sword and chopped off his head.

'Brother Xueyou' beheaded one person, and then rushed into the crowd together. For a while, the sword glowed and the blood splattered. After a while, all these people were beheaded.

'Brother Xueyou' went to touch those people's arms, not only got back his money, but also earned some, he laughed and said: "This time I earned it!"

As soon as he turned around, he couldn't help being startled, and saw the strange person in the 'strange box' just now, standing behind him at some point.

"Who are you? Tell you that the people who want to steal my money are all lying here, so don't make yourself uncomfortable!"

Huang Shaohong looked at the two strings of copper coins in his hand, and couldn't help but click his tongue: "You killed so many people for such a small amount of money?"

'Brother Xueyou' widened his eyes and said angrily: "Why such a small amount of money, this is all the property I have accumulated over the years, and they almost snatched it away!"

Huang Shaohong shook his head and sighed, "Too little, not enough!"

'Brother Xueyou' said in surprise, "What's not enough!"

Without looking back, Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand and gestured backwards: "I mean, all your savings are not enough to pay me for the car wash!"

Looking in the direction of his finger, I saw blood everywhere on the brand-new off-road vehicle just now, and there was a dead head on the front of the car. It was the bearded man whose head was chopped off by Brother Xueyou first. .

'Brother Xueyou' stared at him: "Why, you want to blackmail someone, you are not broken, just wash it with water, do you want my money? Be careful, I will kill you !"

Huang Shaohong looked at him and shook his head: "You are unreasonable!"

'Brother Xueyou' had a neck stalk: "You are wrong, I am a cultivator, and I am the most reasonable. As long as you can tell the truth, it doesn't matter if I compensate you, but you are clearly a scammer. Well, get out of here quickly, or don't blame me for being ruthless!"

In the back seat of the off-road vehicle, the old monk Baiyun said to Shifang: "This man is going to be unlucky!"

Shi Fang was surprised: "Master, you mean Brother Huang will beat him?"

The old monk shook his head and said: "Look at the smile on the corner of Daoyou Huang's mouth, and the slyness in his eyes. I was cheated by my master. No, it was when my master was deceived when I was young. Those liars had such expressions!"

Seeing his apprentice's suspicious eyes, the old monk Baiyun coughed a few times and reprimanded: "See what you are doing as a teacher, look ahead!"

Huang Shaohong laughed after hearing what 'Brother Xueyou' said: "It's good to be reasonable, I like reasonable people the most, so I'll explain it to you!"

He pointed to the blood-stained windshield of the off-road vehicle:

"Let's not talk about anything else, just such a big transparent crystal? It's worth tens of thousands of gold. This is the auspicious auspiciousness dug out from the mountain by the young and old in our village!"

"With such a large piece of auspicious auspiciousness installed on this locomotive, everyone in the village pointed to give it to the imperial court first, in order to reduce or exempt taxes!"

"Is it still auspicious for you to get so much blood now? You have ruined the hopes of more than 100 families in the whole village. If you say it is reasonable, how much do you have to pay me?"

'Brother Xueyou' was stunned for a while. He saw the windshield glass, which was crystal clear and flawless, and immediately believed Huang Shaohong's words, but how much would he have to pay if he recognized it?

Hastily said: "Don't be a rascal, Pengci, right? Who can prove that this car of yours is going to be dedicated to the court? And what's wrong with this blood, it will be gone after such a heavy rain, don't you blame me Don't tell me, who knows about this!"

Huang Shaohong pointed to Shifang and Baiyun in the car: "Do you see those two monks? They are eminent monks specially appointed by the imperial court from the Daguo Temple in the capital to our village to consecrate this precious locomotive. With their testimony, who would dare to hide from the imperial court? Do you still want to deny it?"

As he spoke, he walked over to open the car door, called Bai Yun and Shi Fang to come down, and winked secretly at the two of them: "Masters, please testify to me, is this locomotive going to the imperial court's auspiciousness first?"

Bai Yun looked at Huang Shaohong, and said seriously: "Monks don't lie!"

Huang Shaohong said in a low voice: "One meal of boiled mutton!"

"Two meals!"

"make a deal!"

Bai Yun nodded towards Brother Xueyou and said, "Benefactor, you have caused a catastrophe!"

'Brother Xueyou' eyes twitched, and suddenly pointed behind Huang Shaohong and the others: "Look, you fairy!"

After he shouted, he turned around and ran, but before he could sell a step, there was a 'bang', and he immediately felt thunder rolling, and stares appeared in his eyes, so he squatted down, covered his head and rubbed: "It hurts! "

Huang Shaohong casually threw a deformed frying pan aside, and cursed: "My sister, I have been playing this trick for so many years, why is it still used!"

　Thank you 'Bookworm [-]' for your rewards, plus you have nothing in arrears, thank you for your support in Xia Tian, ​​thank you.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)