Plane hunting

Chapter 553 Touching Porcelain
The Eiffel Tower in Paris has shrunk significantly. Turning around, you can see the White House and the Statue of Liberty. Looking aside, you can also see the Egyptian Pyramids and Monte Cristo in Brazil. This made Huang Shaohong, whose dizziness has not subsided, confused for a while. what is the place.

'Bang' Just as he was looking around, a not-so-big force hit his waist, causing Huang Shaohong to subconsciously take a few steps forward to dissolve the force.

Originally, with Huang Shaohong's strength, this kind of thing should never have happened, but the dizziness of "logging in" was still there, which made his five senses lower.

Secondly, the speed of the thing behind him was not fast, and he didn't feel any threat to him, so this impossible thing happened.

At this time, Huang Shaohong already knew what hit him. Nima. He actually got into a car accident. He can guarantee that this unlucky habit of logging into the new world is definitely the fault of the system.

As expected of something made by a broken copper, this cheating nature is really in the same line, every time you log in to a new world, you have to come up with some moths.

Huang Shaohong turned around and found that what hit his waist was a red Changan SUV. At this time, the driver had already stepped on the brakes and was looking at him with a surprised face and a bewildered expression.

"Shen Teng."

Huang Shaohong saw the funny look of being beaten up even if he didn't laugh, and recognized at a glance that the other party was the fellow from the Northeast who has become popular in comedy movies in the past two years!
At this time, the dizziness has receded, and he has recovered his normal thinking ability. Knowing that this is definitely not reality, his mind is running fast. Combined with the scenes of many world-famous landmarks around him, he can think of which world this is in the blink of an eye.

If he guessed correctly, this is the world of the movie "Crazy Alien" released at the beginning of the year, and the place where he is now is the world park in the movie that condenses famous landmarks from all over the world.

And the guy in the car in front of him is 'Da Fei', one of the two protagonists!
The two looked at each other for five seconds. Huang Shaohong was thinking whether to say hello to the other party first, when the other party opened the door and got off the car, he opened his mouth and scolded:
"Are you venting your anger by opening those eyes? Wouldn't you be more careful if you raised your eyes? You said that I can bump into you just by looking down at the phone?"

Huang Shaohong sat on the ground without saying a word: "Oh, my head hurts and I'm dizzy!"

At this moment, Kung Fu Huang Shaohong has already recalled the whole movie, not to mention that there are really good things in this world, that is, the head ring on the head of the alien.

That thing is a good thing. The portable 'spirit booster' can make weak aliens have powerful thoughts after wearing it. Since they came to this world, they have to get this headband no matter what.

In addition to the head ring, the alien spaceship can also be used for reference to see if there is any technology that can be used by oneself.

Huang Shaohong remembered that when the alien crashed, the spaceship fell into the river, and the alien itself fell into this world garden, the yard where another protagonist of this world, Huang Yingdi, was playing monkeys.

He didn't know if the alien fell down during this period of time, but Huang Shaohong made a plan in his mind in an instant. The first step was to get in touch with the two protagonists, so he decided to
Touch porcelain!

Seeing Huang Shaohong sitting on the ground, Da Fei was taken aback for a moment, then said angrily:

"Oh, I'm going, Pengci, right? I'm not going to hurt your waist, your head hurts, let me tell you, my car is new, if it crashes, you have to pay for it!"

Huang Shaohong ignored him at all, with a blank look in his eyes, and asked, "Where is this? Who am I?"

"Hey I'm going!"

Angrily, Da Fei turned around in a circle with his hips on his hips, and then looked at the crowds gathering around him, and said loudly with some guilt:

"All of you, give me a proof, this kid is a bumper, he bumped into it himself!"

Suddenly a voice said: "Just now I saw it clearly. People are here to see the scenery, and they didn't see your car at all. You didn't even honk the horn, and you directly hit someone from behind!"

Huang Shaohong, who was sitting on the ground pretending to be amnesia, squinted, but he didn't laugh, and saw that the person who spoke for him was the Statue of Liberty he had seen before. Cigarette, looking at Shen Teng with resentment.

I was so dizzy that I didn't notice it, but now I see it clearly. This is a man pretending to be wearing the clothes of the Statue of Liberty, with paint on his face. He is obviously the kind of existence in the scenic spot that takes pictures with people and collects money.

When Da Fei heard that the 'Statue of Liberty' had testified for Peng Ci, he immediately became displeased: "His eyes are not good, are your eyes also out of anger? You are still pretending to be a goddess, you didn't look at it." So he sat down by himself!"

"Who are you talking about? Believe it or not, I'll cut you with a torch!" The Statue of Liberty was not happy either.

"If there is a mine at home, you can mine it. Believe it or not, as long as you touch me, you will have to provide for my retirement!"

Huang Shaohong looked at these two with a dazed expression, "Fuck, I still have amnesia, okay?"

At this moment, a person in a suit and leather shoes stepped on a self-balancing scooter, came towards this side, and asked at the same time:
"What's the matter, there are so many people around?"

When the Statue of Liberty saw the person coming, she immediately cheered up: "Manager, this person hit a guest in our garden with his car!"

The manager was taken aback. The world garden was not doing well in the first place. If people were killed in the park, everything would be ruined.

He hurriedly got off the balance bike and squeezed into the crowd. When he saw Huang Shaohong, he knelt down and asked anxiously, "Sir, are you all right? How did the collision go?"

"I'm a little dizzy, and I can't remember who I am!" Huang Shaohong is serious about acting, and is very dedicated to interpreting the expressions that a person with amnesia should have.

"That manager, don't believe him. My speed is at most a slippery car. I can pretend to have amnesia. He's just a good guy!" explain.

"you shut up!"

The manager stood up and pointed at Da Fei and scolded: "Who are you, where are you from, don't you know that motor vehicles are not allowed in the park? Where did the security guard go, security guard!"

The manager pulled his neck and shouted. At this moment, he wanted to put Shiyuan out of this matter and put all the responsibility on the driver. As for whether it was Pengci, as long as it didn't hurt Shiyuan, he didn't care.

"Hey manager, don't call him a security guard, he's one of his own!"

At this time, a person with a Qingdao accent squeezed into the crowd and gave the manager a smiley face:

"Manager, this is my assistant, one of my own!"

After he finished speaking, he waved to the security guards who rushed over after hearing the sound, and said with a smile: "It's okay, we all know each other, we know each other!"

The manager sneered and said, "I said, Old Geng, you are a monkey with an assistant, you are better than me, I don't care if it is true or not, now something happened, the park does not take responsibility, you Hurry up and settle the matter for me, or I will call the police!"

It is called Lao Geng, another protagonist in "Crazy Alien", "Geng Hao" played by Huang Yingdi. It is said that in a movie directed by a famous "Crazy Series", several male protagonists seem to have this name .

Geng Hao and the manager lost their smiles, then turned around with a gloomy face, and slapped Da Fei with their hands: "I won't let you go through my back door, why do you still drive out of the park, this is the first time!"

Huang Shaohong's stomach hurts from holding back his laughter, no matter what the situation, let him go through your back door, he is really a good friend.

"I don't want to take a shortcut to save some gas. Anyway, there are not many people coming to this world garden. It's okay to go before. Who would have thought that I would meet Pengci this time!" said unhappily.

Hearing what he said, the manager quit immediately: "Hey, why don't many people come? I said, Lao Geng, if you look down on my small temple, we still can't pay for your great god. Give it to me as soon as possible." Get out!"

"Don't wait, manager, my friend's brain is not good, please calm down, I will solve the matter for you now!"

As he spoke, he knelt down and looked at Huang Shaohong a few times, then asked:

"Brother, if you want to touch Cier, at least find a Daben, find someone to touch me or something, how much money can he make by driving Chang'an, so I will give you 200 yuan, and we will be friends , why don't you hurry up and leave!"

As he spoke, he took out two old men's heads from his trouser pocket.

Huang Shaohong didn't pick up the answer, and continued to cover his head and perform in front of the actor, "Dizzy, I have a headache"

Da Fei shouted behind Geng Hao: "Don't pretend, two hundred is a lot, if you don't leave, I will do it!"

The 'Statue of Liberty' interjected: "Old Geng, I see it for real. She didn't touch porcelain, she was really bumped by you!"

"Hey, I said you are endless, right?"

Seeing that this was not over, Huang Shaohong moaned quickly: "Oh, I'm so dizzy and have a headache!"

Seeing that there were more and more people watching the excitement, the manager was afraid of affecting the image of the world garden, so he hurriedly said to Geng Hao angrily: "Geng Hao, you should send the person to the hospital quickly, or call the police and call 120!"

Geng Hao turned his head to look at Da Fei, who waved his hand at Huang Shaohong with a disgruntled look on his face: "I'm unlucky, you can tell me the number, but I can tell you, I don't have too many!"

Huang Shaohong didn't respond, he just said he was dizzy, had a headache, and couldn't remember who he was.

"Okay, I'm afraid of you, I'll send you to the hospital for a physical examination!"

"That's fine!" Huang Shaohong stood up directly: "Let's go!"

"Hey, are you okay?"

Huang Shaohong wanted to sit on the ground again: "I'm dizzy!"

The manager hurriedly supported him: "Sir, you see they have a car, can I take you to the hospital now, let me help you get into the car!"

As he said that, he gave Geng Hao a wink, and the latter hurried forward, and the two forced Huang Shaohong into the back seat of the SUV.

Immediately afterwards, the manager evacuated the crowd, and let all the melon-eating people watching the excitement disperse. Those who should go to the garden and exercise should not be surrounded here.

Geng Hao got into the co-pilot and told Da Fei to drive. After the latter got into the car, he turned around and gave Huang Shaohong a hard look: "Just pretend!"

"Hurry up and drive!" Geng Hao glared at his friend angrily, and Da Fei turned around to start the car and drove out.

But he didn't go to the hospital, he made a detour and drove to the back of the courtyard where Geng Hao played monkeys in the world garden!
After parking the car, he turned around and looked at Huang Shaohong: "Okay buddy, it's not enough if I'm convinced, let's stop pretending, let's make a price?"

Huang Shaohong looked around, pretending that he had never seen it before: "Where is this place? The environment of the small courtyard is good.
After he finished speaking, he saw the two people in front of him staring at him with big eyes and small eyes, and he stopped pretending, and said with a smile: "Okay, since you mentioned it, then I said it, I want a place to live, and I want a place to live. a job!"

Da Fei was in a hurry immediately: "I'll go, don't overdo it, just touched you slightly, you still rely on it, don't you want me to get you a pension insurance, don't you be afraid that I will let you Amnesia?"

As he said that, he rolled up his sleeves and planned to make a move.

Of course, this guy is just trying to scare people, Geng Hao took out the phone: "This talk about money won't solve the problem, I think we should call the police, and it will be clear when the time comes whether it's the collision or the situation!"

"Don't mind." Da Fei directly pressed Geng Hao's hand that wanted to dial: "Don't call the police!"

"What? You really want to keep him?" Geng Hao looked at Da Fei in confusion.

The latter pulled Geng Hao to turn to the front, and said in a low voice: "When I came over at noon, I drank a bottle of beer, and I really touched him. There is still surveillance in your park, and I will be fully responsible for calling the police when the time comes!"

"Then what are you talking about?"

The two muttered and discussed for a long time, then Da Fei turned around and bowed to Huang Shaohong with both hands:

"Brother, can I call you brother? It's fine to call you ancestor, let's not play like this, just talk about how to turn this matter over?"

Huang Shaohong looked funny at him like that, as if watching a comedy movie, and said in his mouth:

"Didn't I say that? I want a place to live and a job. By the way, the job should be easy. It can't exceed three hours a day, and the salary is at least the basic salary of the city!"

"How can there be such a good job, you tell me, I will go now!" Da Fei sighed after finishing speaking:
"Brother, I admit that I touched you. You said that you are fine, so you can't force others to make things difficult for you!"

Huang Shaohong thought for a while: "That's fine, I don't need to have a job, but I want a place to live, and you have to agree to this condition, and we can turn the page, or else."

The corner of his mouth twitched: "You just said that you drank beer, you are also considered drunk driving!"

"Damn, what kind of ears do you have, you can hear me even in such a low voice!"

Geng Hao said: "Okay, let's do it like this, brother, see if my place is okay, if it's okay, just stay here for two days, if not, you can call the police and arrest him!"

He said and pointed to the house he lived in, and the monkey yard!

Huang Shaohong looked around pretendingly: "Okay, this place is in the World Garden, with beautiful scenery and scenic spots from all over the world. How can you find such a good house in this society now!"

Geng Hao was taken aback: "What mice, I don't have mice here, I have monkeys here!"

Da Fei smiled at the side: "What monkey, you idiot, you and your father and I are told to learn more but you just don't listen. People say House means a house. I praise you for the good environment of this house!"

Geng Hao stared: "Go, go, you know, take him to your house!"

Da Fei hurriedly laughed and said, "Isn't there no room for me? All right, dad was wrong, so it's okay to compensate you!"

"Get out, take advantage of me again, believe it or not, I will ask you to pay back the money!"

This time, Da Fei just put his palms together and bowed with a smile, but didn't speak.

Geng Hao looked Huang Shaohong up and down a few times: "I want to live here, but we have agreed, you can't steal my things, and if you eat, you have to pay for the food!"

After achieving the goal, Huang Shaohong raised the corner of his mouth and made an OK gesture: "No problem!"

(End of this chapter)