Plane hunting
Chapter 711
Chapter 711
Back at Flame Mountain, Huang Shaohong planned to take Xiao Wukong and Oolong to Xidu, first to deal with the troubles of this world's identity, and then figure out how to deal with Crane Immortal.
As a result, Xiao Wukong scratched his head in embarrassment, and smiled embarrassedly:
"Brother Huang, I don't plan to go back to the Western Capital with you. My father-in-law wants to recommend me to practice martial arts with Master Wu Tian. Anyway, you said that my grandfather will be resurrected within ten years, so I will go to study with Master Wu Tian first. Can I wait a few years to find you again?"
"Father-in-law?"
Huang Shaohong couldn't be caught by Xiao Wukong's words, so he hurriedly asked what was going on.
It turns out that during his absence, Xiao Wukong had a marriage contract with Qiqi, the daughter of the Bull Demon King, just like in the original plot.
And under the persuasion of the Bull Demon King, he planned to accept the recommendation of this future father-in-law and send him to Master Wutian, that is, Guixianren, to practice martial arts.
Huang Shaohong asked Xiao Wukong amusedly: "Do you know what marriage is all about?"
Little Wukong replied without hesitation: "I know, just eat with delicious food and play with fun food!"
When Huang Shaohong heard it, what this guy said was actually right, he laughed and patted Xiao Wukong on the shoulder:
"That's okay, you study hard, come back to Xidu Huang's Group to find me, if you can't find it, go to Universal Capsule Group to find Bulma!"
Little Wukong patted his chest and promised: "Well, don't worry, Brother Huang, I will definitely study hard. I want to be number one in the world, and become a great hero who specializes in beating bad guys and protecting good guys!"
Oolong muttered with a black line on the side: "This guy is hopeless!"
Huang Shaohong kicked the pig angrily, and then went to say goodbye to the father and daughter of the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King thanked Huang Shaohong for extinguishing the flames of the Flame Mountain, and specially gave them a limited-edition suspended convertible sports car for transportation.
Stuffing Taobaibai into the trunk, Huang Shaohong waved goodbye to Xiao Wukong and the Bull Demon King woman after getting in the car, and then stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and the magnetic levitation sports car rushed out at full speed with a 'swish', carrying him and Oolong, heading west He galloped away in the direction of the capital.
On the way, Oolong begged Huang Shaohong to let him go, and promised not to do evil again in the future.
Huang Shaohong smiled while driving the car:
"You don't know what I'm doing when I go back to Xidu this time? Have you ever heard of Huang's Group? When I go back, I belong to the Inheritance Group, with trillions of fortunes. I will hang out with my brother in the future, and I will guarantee you good food and spicy food. Too much money to spend, so many girls to spend!"
Oolong's transformation ability is better than Mystique's. It can not only turn into a person, but also into a thing, and there is no flaw at all in terms of shape or breath.
Even if it becomes a monster, Gundam or something, it still has corresponding power.
So although this product is not very useful now, Huang Shaohong still wants to keep it by his side. How much does it cost to raise a pig?You never know when it will come in handy.
Oolong covered his forehead and closed his eyes when he heard 'trillions of wealth'.
Huang Shaohong glanced at him and asked, "What are you doing?"
"A little dizzy!"
After Wulong answered, he suddenly became excited: "Brother, is what you said true? Can you say it again?"
Huang Shaohong smiled and fulfilled the pig's wish: "I'm talking about trillions of wealth!"
Wulong shook his head like a rattle drum: "Not this one!"
"Eat delicious and drink spicy!"
"Not this one either!"
"Money that can't be spent?"
"Not this one either!"
Huang Shaohong controlled the steering wheel with one hand, grabbed Oolong's pig's neck with the other and lifted him up directly: "Are you kidding me?"
Seeing Oolong struggling, he shouted, "Where's Niu?"
"What girl?"
"You say you can't finish the girl!"
Huang Shaohong threw him on the co-pilot and laughed loudly: "Of course, a girl who can't finish it!"
Oolong was not angry at all when Huang Shaohong choked his neck, his eyes disappeared from laughing: "Really?"
"real!"
One person and one pig laughed at the same time.
On the Gobi Desert, the suspension sports car came from a distance at high speed, and then went away quickly, leaving only the hearty laughter of one person and one pig in the car mixed with wretched laughter!
When it was noon, the two of them simply ate something, and Huang Shaohong let Oolong drive, while he himself sat in the passenger seat and smoked a cigar.
The sun on the Gobi Desert is as poisonous to others as it is. If you don't take precautions, you will lose a layer of skin in a short time.
But for Huang Shaohong, this kind of sunshine is warm and comfortable, and he also feels sleepy under this kind of warm sunshine.
He told the sweaty Oolong to drive well, and he himself put down the back of the seat a little and began to take a nap.
In the distance, a handsome young man with a rag wrapped around his waist, and a cat star who was also wrapped in a rag, were walking barefoot with difficulty under the scorching sun.
The cat star asked with some reluctance: "Leping, are we really going to go out of the Gobi? Isn't your dream to be a robber? Are you going to give up?"
Le Ping wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said angrily, "Then what else do you want, our underwear has been snatched away, and we stay in the Gobi Desert to live on lizards?"
After he finished speaking, he suddenly sighed: "Pole, that kid was a lesson. I am weaker than him. Not only can I not win him, but I will also be humiliated by him!"
"I've already made up my mind, in order to become a stronger bandit, and to have the strength to keep my underpants, I decided to go outside to pursue a more powerful martial arts, so as to enrich myself and be more suitable for the promising profession of bandits. !"
Poole sighed, and asked helplessly, "Then where are we going?"
Leping laughed: "Don't worry about Poole, I've already made up my mind. I heard that Teacher Wutian lives on Guixian Island. I plan to go to sea to find Guixian Island. I will pay homage to Teacher Wutian. After I finish my studies Just snatch that bad old man, the number one expert in the world must have a lot of wealth!"
Poole's eyes lit up: "This is really a good idea, Le Ping, you really are a bandit with both brains and ambitions, when you become the best in the world, you must take revenge on that kid and the pig who owns the oolong !"
Le Ping nodded heavily: "Yes, fierce revenge!"
'Bang, bang' one person and one cat flew more than ten meters high and fell towards the distance.
A suspension convertible sports car speeds past, and in the blink of an eye, there is only a black spot left.
With the vibration of the suspension car, Huang Shaohong woke up suddenly, and saw that the windshield was blocked by two rags.
He turned his head and saw that although Oolong had his hands on the steering wheel at this time, he had already closed his eyes, and a snot bubble emerged from one nostril, which grew bigger and smaller with his breathing.
The guy actually fell asleep while driving.
Huang Shaohong hurriedly reached out to throw away the rag, and after the rag was taken off, he found that there were two shallow dents on the front of the car.
Looking back, there is a desolate Gobi, full of yellow sand and dust, except for weathered rocks and cacti, there is nothing else.
"Hey!"
Huang Shaohong slapped him, Oolong shook his head violently and opened his eyes, the snot bubbles were also sucked back: "Don't make trouble, you are driving, what should I do if there is a traffic accident?"
Huang Shaohong laughed angrily: "You just fell asleep just now!"
"No. Possibly!" The guy yawned in the middle of his words.
Huang Shaohong was too lazy to talk to him, pointing to the dent on the front of the car: "Did you hit someone just now?"
Hearing the words, Wulong also stared at it with wide eyes, and then said nonchalantly: "There is no one here, maybe he bumped into some animal?"
"Is that right?"
Huang Shaohong also thinks it is possible, after all, this Gobi desert is full of sand thieves, basically no one dares to pass through here.
He simply put his mind at ease and drove the Oolong guy to the co-pilot, and he drove himself. This pig can still fall asleep while driving. It's too dangerous, so it's better to drive by himself.
Huang Shaohong and Oolong drove the suspension speed car in shifts, and after driving for seven days, they finally arrived at the "Western Capital" of the World Earth Alliance from the Flame Mountain.
Huang Shaohong compared the geographic location of the Western Capital with the real world in his mind, and found that the Western Capital of this world was located where the US Emperor was located in the real world.
According to the address left by Bulma, Huang Shaohong drove the suspension car directly to the outside of a mansion in the city center.
The semi-elliptical house has a strong outer space sci-fi space station-like architectural style, covering an area as large as a stadium, and the height of the frame is at least 20 meters.
This is just the main building. Around this big house, there are several supporting buildings, and all the buildings are located in a huge courtyard.
Oolong was dumbfounded: "It's the mansion of the richest man in the world. How much does it cost to have such a big place in the center of the Western Capital where every inch of land is expensive!"
Huang Shaohong parked the car in front of the mansion, got out of the car and rang the communicator on the courtyard door, and within a second, a gentle female voice came out: "Excuse me, who are you looking for?"
"You are Bulma's mother, auntie, hello, I am Bulma's boyfriend."
Huang Shaohong didn't hide it either, since he came to visit, he directly reported the relationship between the two.
He was ready to be sprayed by his mother, when he heard the gentle female voice say: "I am the house robot of the Brive family. Miss Bulma hasn't come back from school yet!"
"Call the robot Auntie" Oolong laughed while covering his mouth.
Huang Shaohong slapped the pig's head with a slap, leaving a red and swollen palm print with five fingers. Oolong is honest.
At this time, a flying motorcycle came quickly from a distance, and after flying close, it drifted and flicked, and landed in front of Bulma's house.
The rider on the motorcycle was Bulma wearing goggles and a schoolbag.
Seeing someone else in front of her house, Bulma took off the goggles and took a closer look, her eyes lit up suddenly, she jumped off the motorcycle with a sound of 'ah', and flew into Huang Shaohong's arms:
"You're back!"
Huang Shaohong held Bulma in his arms and spun her around several times before putting her down. Then the two embraced and kissed passionately at the door of Bulma's house.
At this moment, another woman's voice came from the communicator in front of the door: "Bulma, I'm mother, don't make out at the door, I heard that your boyfriend is coming, quickly bring him in so I can meet him! "
Bulma immediately let go of Huang Shaohong, twitched, and said against his will: "What boyfriend, I haven't agreed to him yet!"
Although he refused to admit it in front of his mother, Bulma still took Huang Shaohong to his home.
He opened the courtyard door with a fingerprint lock, led Huang Shaohong and Wulong into the courtyard, walked through the garden-like courtyard, and entered the semi-elliptical big house.
As soon as he entered the door, a family robot greeted him at this time, took Bulma's schoolbag and glasses, and said hello at the same time: "Miss is back so early!"
Bulma took Huang Shaohong's hand and said casually, "I'm going to skip school if I don't have anything to do!"
After hearing this, Huang Shaohong couldn't help scratching her nose with a smile: "You play truant so confidently!"
Bulma snorted and said with a coquettish smile, "If I hadn't skipped school, I wouldn't have been able to see you for the first time, so the two of us have a good understanding, this is fate!"
After the home robot walked away, Huang Shaohong and Wulong began to look at the first-floor hall of Bulma's house. The hall on this floor was decorated like a zoo, with rockery, ponds, various trees and flowers, and cats running freely. Dog and baby dinosaur.
Bulma explained: "It can't be helped that my dad likes small animals so much that he picked up stray cats, dogs and small dinosaurs nearby!"
Just as he was saying this, he saw a middle-aged white man with eyes, with a shotgun on his back, driving towards him from a distance on an electric scooter, and when he got close, he got off the car and took the shotgun from his back. Hold it in your hand.
Then, under the incredulous eyes of several people, he pointed the muzzle of the gun to Wulong's forehead condescendingly: "You pig still want to fuck my daughter? Tell me, have you kissed her yet!"
Bulma's face instantly turned red and purple: "Dad, what are you doing, how could I fall in love with a pig!"
Oolong has a black line, have you considered the feelings of pigs?
Huang Shaohong had long heard that the father-in-law of a foreigner would use a shotgun to greet his son-in-law to come to his door. Wouldn't this Bulma's father also do the same?
He coughed lightly, stepped forward and said:
"Then what uncle, I am Bulma's boyfriend, and I can tell you responsibly, we have already passed KS, and it is a hard KS, a regular KS!"
"So it's you, she's only 16 years old, you bastard."
Bulma's father, Mr. Brive, turned his gun on Huang Shaohong in an instant.
Huang Shaohong stretched out two fingers, and gently bent the double-barreled shotgun to [-] degrees, making the muzzle point upwards.
Mr. Brive's anger disappeared instantly:
"Isn't it too early to have a partner? You young people must pay attention to safety when playing together. It is scientifically proven that the best childbearing age for women is 23 to 30 years old. Be careful, don't kill anyone. By the way, you wouldn't just beat up your girlfriend's family with your own hands, would you?"
"Father, what are you talking about?" Bulma felt that she was ashamed to see Huang Shaohong, and now she could get in if there was a crack in the ground.
The embarrassment at the first meeting was completely resolved with the appearance of the gentle, thoughtful and beautiful Mrs. Brive, that is, Bulma's mother.
Huang Shaohong was invited by Mrs. Brive to sit in the living room on the second floor. Mr. Brive's "bent barrel" shotgun was also confiscated and handed over to the household robot.
Everyone was sitting on the sofa on the second floor. Mrs. Brive asked the robot to cut the fruit and serve drinks, and then she sat next to her husband.
Huang Shaohong felt a little nervous. Judging from this posture, he was going to be interrogated in three sessions.
At this time, Mr. Brive suddenly asked a question angrily:
"Do you like the little animals downstairs? Those puppies, kittens, and little dinosaurs"
Unprepared, Huang Shaohong subconsciously said: "Dog meat is okay, I have never eaten cats and dinosaurs, wait until I have a chance"
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he knew it was bad, and sure enough, the living room fell into an eerie silence following his words.
(End of this chapter)
Back at Flame Mountain, Huang Shaohong planned to take Xiao Wukong and Oolong to Xidu, first to deal with the troubles of this world's identity, and then figure out how to deal with Crane Immortal.
As a result, Xiao Wukong scratched his head in embarrassment, and smiled embarrassedly:
"Brother Huang, I don't plan to go back to the Western Capital with you. My father-in-law wants to recommend me to practice martial arts with Master Wu Tian. Anyway, you said that my grandfather will be resurrected within ten years, so I will go to study with Master Wu Tian first. Can I wait a few years to find you again?"
"Father-in-law?"
Huang Shaohong couldn't be caught by Xiao Wukong's words, so he hurriedly asked what was going on.
It turns out that during his absence, Xiao Wukong had a marriage contract with Qiqi, the daughter of the Bull Demon King, just like in the original plot.
And under the persuasion of the Bull Demon King, he planned to accept the recommendation of this future father-in-law and send him to Master Wutian, that is, Guixianren, to practice martial arts.
Huang Shaohong asked Xiao Wukong amusedly: "Do you know what marriage is all about?"
Little Wukong replied without hesitation: "I know, just eat with delicious food and play with fun food!"
When Huang Shaohong heard it, what this guy said was actually right, he laughed and patted Xiao Wukong on the shoulder:
"That's okay, you study hard, come back to Xidu Huang's Group to find me, if you can't find it, go to Universal Capsule Group to find Bulma!"
Little Wukong patted his chest and promised: "Well, don't worry, Brother Huang, I will definitely study hard. I want to be number one in the world, and become a great hero who specializes in beating bad guys and protecting good guys!"
Oolong muttered with a black line on the side: "This guy is hopeless!"
Huang Shaohong kicked the pig angrily, and then went to say goodbye to the father and daughter of the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King thanked Huang Shaohong for extinguishing the flames of the Flame Mountain, and specially gave them a limited-edition suspended convertible sports car for transportation.
Stuffing Taobaibai into the trunk, Huang Shaohong waved goodbye to Xiao Wukong and the Bull Demon King woman after getting in the car, and then stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and the magnetic levitation sports car rushed out at full speed with a 'swish', carrying him and Oolong, heading west He galloped away in the direction of the capital.
On the way, Oolong begged Huang Shaohong to let him go, and promised not to do evil again in the future.
Huang Shaohong smiled while driving the car:
"You don't know what I'm doing when I go back to Xidu this time? Have you ever heard of Huang's Group? When I go back, I belong to the Inheritance Group, with trillions of fortunes. I will hang out with my brother in the future, and I will guarantee you good food and spicy food. Too much money to spend, so many girls to spend!"
Oolong's transformation ability is better than Mystique's. It can not only turn into a person, but also into a thing, and there is no flaw at all in terms of shape or breath.
Even if it becomes a monster, Gundam or something, it still has corresponding power.
So although this product is not very useful now, Huang Shaohong still wants to keep it by his side. How much does it cost to raise a pig?You never know when it will come in handy.
Oolong covered his forehead and closed his eyes when he heard 'trillions of wealth'.
Huang Shaohong glanced at him and asked, "What are you doing?"
"A little dizzy!"
After Wulong answered, he suddenly became excited: "Brother, is what you said true? Can you say it again?"
Huang Shaohong smiled and fulfilled the pig's wish: "I'm talking about trillions of wealth!"
Wulong shook his head like a rattle drum: "Not this one!"
"Eat delicious and drink spicy!"
"Not this one either!"
"Money that can't be spent?"
"Not this one either!"
Huang Shaohong controlled the steering wheel with one hand, grabbed Oolong's pig's neck with the other and lifted him up directly: "Are you kidding me?"
Seeing Oolong struggling, he shouted, "Where's Niu?"
"What girl?"
"You say you can't finish the girl!"
Huang Shaohong threw him on the co-pilot and laughed loudly: "Of course, a girl who can't finish it!"
Oolong was not angry at all when Huang Shaohong choked his neck, his eyes disappeared from laughing: "Really?"
"real!"
One person and one pig laughed at the same time.
On the Gobi Desert, the suspension sports car came from a distance at high speed, and then went away quickly, leaving only the hearty laughter of one person and one pig in the car mixed with wretched laughter!
When it was noon, the two of them simply ate something, and Huang Shaohong let Oolong drive, while he himself sat in the passenger seat and smoked a cigar.
The sun on the Gobi Desert is as poisonous to others as it is. If you don't take precautions, you will lose a layer of skin in a short time.
But for Huang Shaohong, this kind of sunshine is warm and comfortable, and he also feels sleepy under this kind of warm sunshine.
He told the sweaty Oolong to drive well, and he himself put down the back of the seat a little and began to take a nap.
In the distance, a handsome young man with a rag wrapped around his waist, and a cat star who was also wrapped in a rag, were walking barefoot with difficulty under the scorching sun.
The cat star asked with some reluctance: "Leping, are we really going to go out of the Gobi? Isn't your dream to be a robber? Are you going to give up?"
Le Ping wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said angrily, "Then what else do you want, our underwear has been snatched away, and we stay in the Gobi Desert to live on lizards?"
After he finished speaking, he suddenly sighed: "Pole, that kid was a lesson. I am weaker than him. Not only can I not win him, but I will also be humiliated by him!"
"I've already made up my mind, in order to become a stronger bandit, and to have the strength to keep my underpants, I decided to go outside to pursue a more powerful martial arts, so as to enrich myself and be more suitable for the promising profession of bandits. !"
Poole sighed, and asked helplessly, "Then where are we going?"
Leping laughed: "Don't worry about Poole, I've already made up my mind. I heard that Teacher Wutian lives on Guixian Island. I plan to go to sea to find Guixian Island. I will pay homage to Teacher Wutian. After I finish my studies Just snatch that bad old man, the number one expert in the world must have a lot of wealth!"
Poole's eyes lit up: "This is really a good idea, Le Ping, you really are a bandit with both brains and ambitions, when you become the best in the world, you must take revenge on that kid and the pig who owns the oolong !"
Le Ping nodded heavily: "Yes, fierce revenge!"
'Bang, bang' one person and one cat flew more than ten meters high and fell towards the distance.
A suspension convertible sports car speeds past, and in the blink of an eye, there is only a black spot left.
With the vibration of the suspension car, Huang Shaohong woke up suddenly, and saw that the windshield was blocked by two rags.
He turned his head and saw that although Oolong had his hands on the steering wheel at this time, he had already closed his eyes, and a snot bubble emerged from one nostril, which grew bigger and smaller with his breathing.
The guy actually fell asleep while driving.
Huang Shaohong hurriedly reached out to throw away the rag, and after the rag was taken off, he found that there were two shallow dents on the front of the car.
Looking back, there is a desolate Gobi, full of yellow sand and dust, except for weathered rocks and cacti, there is nothing else.
"Hey!"
Huang Shaohong slapped him, Oolong shook his head violently and opened his eyes, the snot bubbles were also sucked back: "Don't make trouble, you are driving, what should I do if there is a traffic accident?"
Huang Shaohong laughed angrily: "You just fell asleep just now!"
"No. Possibly!" The guy yawned in the middle of his words.
Huang Shaohong was too lazy to talk to him, pointing to the dent on the front of the car: "Did you hit someone just now?"
Hearing the words, Wulong also stared at it with wide eyes, and then said nonchalantly: "There is no one here, maybe he bumped into some animal?"
"Is that right?"
Huang Shaohong also thinks it is possible, after all, this Gobi desert is full of sand thieves, basically no one dares to pass through here.
He simply put his mind at ease and drove the Oolong guy to the co-pilot, and he drove himself. This pig can still fall asleep while driving. It's too dangerous, so it's better to drive by himself.
Huang Shaohong and Oolong drove the suspension speed car in shifts, and after driving for seven days, they finally arrived at the "Western Capital" of the World Earth Alliance from the Flame Mountain.
Huang Shaohong compared the geographic location of the Western Capital with the real world in his mind, and found that the Western Capital of this world was located where the US Emperor was located in the real world.
According to the address left by Bulma, Huang Shaohong drove the suspension car directly to the outside of a mansion in the city center.
The semi-elliptical house has a strong outer space sci-fi space station-like architectural style, covering an area as large as a stadium, and the height of the frame is at least 20 meters.
This is just the main building. Around this big house, there are several supporting buildings, and all the buildings are located in a huge courtyard.
Oolong was dumbfounded: "It's the mansion of the richest man in the world. How much does it cost to have such a big place in the center of the Western Capital where every inch of land is expensive!"
Huang Shaohong parked the car in front of the mansion, got out of the car and rang the communicator on the courtyard door, and within a second, a gentle female voice came out: "Excuse me, who are you looking for?"
"You are Bulma's mother, auntie, hello, I am Bulma's boyfriend."
Huang Shaohong didn't hide it either, since he came to visit, he directly reported the relationship between the two.
He was ready to be sprayed by his mother, when he heard the gentle female voice say: "I am the house robot of the Brive family. Miss Bulma hasn't come back from school yet!"
"Call the robot Auntie" Oolong laughed while covering his mouth.
Huang Shaohong slapped the pig's head with a slap, leaving a red and swollen palm print with five fingers. Oolong is honest.
At this time, a flying motorcycle came quickly from a distance, and after flying close, it drifted and flicked, and landed in front of Bulma's house.
The rider on the motorcycle was Bulma wearing goggles and a schoolbag.
Seeing someone else in front of her house, Bulma took off the goggles and took a closer look, her eyes lit up suddenly, she jumped off the motorcycle with a sound of 'ah', and flew into Huang Shaohong's arms:
"You're back!"
Huang Shaohong held Bulma in his arms and spun her around several times before putting her down. Then the two embraced and kissed passionately at the door of Bulma's house.
At this moment, another woman's voice came from the communicator in front of the door: "Bulma, I'm mother, don't make out at the door, I heard that your boyfriend is coming, quickly bring him in so I can meet him! "
Bulma immediately let go of Huang Shaohong, twitched, and said against his will: "What boyfriend, I haven't agreed to him yet!"
Although he refused to admit it in front of his mother, Bulma still took Huang Shaohong to his home.
He opened the courtyard door with a fingerprint lock, led Huang Shaohong and Wulong into the courtyard, walked through the garden-like courtyard, and entered the semi-elliptical big house.
As soon as he entered the door, a family robot greeted him at this time, took Bulma's schoolbag and glasses, and said hello at the same time: "Miss is back so early!"
Bulma took Huang Shaohong's hand and said casually, "I'm going to skip school if I don't have anything to do!"
After hearing this, Huang Shaohong couldn't help scratching her nose with a smile: "You play truant so confidently!"
Bulma snorted and said with a coquettish smile, "If I hadn't skipped school, I wouldn't have been able to see you for the first time, so the two of us have a good understanding, this is fate!"
After the home robot walked away, Huang Shaohong and Wulong began to look at the first-floor hall of Bulma's house. The hall on this floor was decorated like a zoo, with rockery, ponds, various trees and flowers, and cats running freely. Dog and baby dinosaur.
Bulma explained: "It can't be helped that my dad likes small animals so much that he picked up stray cats, dogs and small dinosaurs nearby!"
Just as he was saying this, he saw a middle-aged white man with eyes, with a shotgun on his back, driving towards him from a distance on an electric scooter, and when he got close, he got off the car and took the shotgun from his back. Hold it in your hand.
Then, under the incredulous eyes of several people, he pointed the muzzle of the gun to Wulong's forehead condescendingly: "You pig still want to fuck my daughter? Tell me, have you kissed her yet!"
Bulma's face instantly turned red and purple: "Dad, what are you doing, how could I fall in love with a pig!"
Oolong has a black line, have you considered the feelings of pigs?
Huang Shaohong had long heard that the father-in-law of a foreigner would use a shotgun to greet his son-in-law to come to his door. Wouldn't this Bulma's father also do the same?
He coughed lightly, stepped forward and said:
"Then what uncle, I am Bulma's boyfriend, and I can tell you responsibly, we have already passed KS, and it is a hard KS, a regular KS!"
"So it's you, she's only 16 years old, you bastard."
Bulma's father, Mr. Brive, turned his gun on Huang Shaohong in an instant.
Huang Shaohong stretched out two fingers, and gently bent the double-barreled shotgun to [-] degrees, making the muzzle point upwards.
Mr. Brive's anger disappeared instantly:
"Isn't it too early to have a partner? You young people must pay attention to safety when playing together. It is scientifically proven that the best childbearing age for women is 23 to 30 years old. Be careful, don't kill anyone. By the way, you wouldn't just beat up your girlfriend's family with your own hands, would you?"
"Father, what are you talking about?" Bulma felt that she was ashamed to see Huang Shaohong, and now she could get in if there was a crack in the ground.
The embarrassment at the first meeting was completely resolved with the appearance of the gentle, thoughtful and beautiful Mrs. Brive, that is, Bulma's mother.
Huang Shaohong was invited by Mrs. Brive to sit in the living room on the second floor. Mr. Brive's "bent barrel" shotgun was also confiscated and handed over to the household robot.
Everyone was sitting on the sofa on the second floor. Mrs. Brive asked the robot to cut the fruit and serve drinks, and then she sat next to her husband.
Huang Shaohong felt a little nervous. Judging from this posture, he was going to be interrogated in three sessions.
At this time, Mr. Brive suddenly asked a question angrily:
"Do you like the little animals downstairs? Those puppies, kittens, and little dinosaurs"
Unprepared, Huang Shaohong subconsciously said: "Dog meat is okay, I have never eaten cats and dinosaurs, wait until I have a chance"
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he knew it was bad, and sure enough, the living room fell into an eerie silence following his words.
(End of this chapter)
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The school beauty is aloof? Whatever, she has a younger sister.
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Huayu 1995
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Proving one's path through killing—this kind of merit is poisonous!
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Tech startup: I really do make mobile phones!
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American variety show: Sniper Elite
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