Plane hunting

Chapter 774 You mortals are in trouble

Fury rejected Huang Shaohong's request to bleed the Asgardian brothers. In his own opinion, this is nothing, because he made this decision from the perspective of 'maintaining world peace'.

After all, the two brothers are the princes of Asgard, the gods of thunder and evil in Norse mythology.

If you let you put a few barrels of blood and kill one of them, let alone whether it will cause a war between Asgard and the earth, it is the remaining believers of the Norse gods in Europe such as Iceland and Sweden. , that is unbearable.

But Huang Shaohong doesn't think so. I have a cooperative relationship with your "National Strategic Defense Attack and Logistic Support Bureau". Do you need to play together?

Huang Shaohong immediately quit, and immediately decided to leave here, but before he left, he pointed to 'Jane Foster' and said to Hawkeye and Coulson:
"I want to take her away!"

Both Coulson and Hawkeye heard that Huang Shaohong and Fu Rui didn't seem to agree on the phone just now, and now they saw this guy's face was not good, thinking of his ability to match the evil god, no one wants to touch his bad luck, Immediately let people untie the handcuffs of 'Jane' and let them go directly.

Huang Shaohong beckoned to Jane, signaling her to leave together. The latter rubbed his wrist and said unwillingly:

"They stole my research materials!"

Coulson said calmly: "Miss Foster, you have to understand that your research data and meteorological data are related to the safety of the earth, and we have sufficient rights to expropriate your research data."

Huang Shaohong's mood was not very beautiful at this time, and he didn't give Coulson a chance to continue talking, and said impatiently not far away:

"Hey, don't bully a lady, give her back her profile!"

Coulson directly changed his words, waved to the surrounding technicians and said, "Give her back Miss Foster's information!"

When Jane heard that Huang Shaohong not only let people let her go, but also stood up for herself, she couldn't help but her beautiful eyes lit up, and she said quickly:

"And my research instruments, all made by myself!"

Huang Shaohong immediately added: "And those instruments."

Coulson didn't feel dissatisfied with Huang Shaohong's domineering tone, and turned to Jane and asked:

"Do you need me to arrange a car to take you back?"

Jane clenched her fist and raised it high. She jumped a little and cheered, "YES!"

Such a girlish behavior made many people around S.H.I.E.L.D., including Coulson and Hawkeye, look both helpless and amused.

After Jane finished celebrating, she smiled and said, "Don't worry, my car is right outside, you just need to help me get into the car!"

People from S.H.I.E.L.D. actually copied the information of 'Jane' a long time ago, but for the sake of information security, they didn't want to leave it to ordinary people like 'Jane'.

Since Huang Shaohong spoke, Coulson would not be guilty of offending such a powerful person for the copied materials.

Immediately, he waved his hand and asked someone to help move all the instruments obtained from 'Jane' in the name of expropriation to the car outside.

But at this time, 'Jane' was a little embarrassed and said to Coulson:
"I didn't bring the check you left to compensate me, can I send it to you tomorrow during the day?"

It turned out that when Coulson requisitioned Jane's equipment and materials, he left a cash check as compensation. Jane came this time to see if there was a chance to steal her own materials back, but she didn't bring the check with her.

Before Coulson could speak, Huang Shaohong came over and took Jane's arm and left: "What do you pay for? You don't need to pay for scaring you. The money will be used as a shock to you!"

Seeing Huang Shaohong pulling 'Jane' away, Coulson and Hawkeye both showed helpless expressions.

Jane's car is a T-shaped van. Although there is a lot of space in the back, after installing her instruments, there is not enough room for people to sit.

Huang Shaohong got into the co-pilot directly, ready to send this grown-up version of 'Matilda' to a safe place in person.

Jane sat in the driver's seat and skillfully started the car, and quickly drove away from this place that made her feel a little scared.

The car was driving fast in the desert in the middle of the night. Neither of them spoke at first. Huang Shaohong hadn't finished enjoying the cigar yet. He just watched the night outside the window and quietly enjoyed the aroma of the cigar.

Jane, who was driving the car, felt that everything that happened today was unbelievable, Thor, the evil brothers, and the Asian man beside him who had the ability to beat Loki.

Thinking about it, she turned her head and looked at Huang Shaohong curiously. The latter felt something, turned to look at her and said with a smile:
"Does it look good?"

"Huh? What did you say?" Jane obviously didn't understand Huang Shaohong's meaning.

With a cigar in his mouth, Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand to touch his hairstyle, and repeated shamelessly:
"Let me ask you, do you look good? Someone said that I look very handsome!"

Jane asked amusedly, "Who said that?"

Huang Shaohong took a puff of his cigar, then pointed to himself with his thumb: "I said it myself!"

It was the first time for Jane to meet such an unreasonable chatter, and she couldn't help laughing out loud.

Huang Shaohong glanced sideways, and couldn't help shaking his head. European and American women are too bold and unrestrained, and they are not reserved at all. When they smile, they can see their back molars.

He immediately reminded: "Have you gotten angry recently?"

The foreigner didn't understand what it was like to get angry at all. Looking at the bewildered Jane, Huang Shaohong deliberately explained the symptoms of getting angry, and the latter nodded, pointing to the instruments behind and said:
"That's my painstaking effort for many years. It was confiscated by some bureau. Can I not get angry!"

After finishing speaking, Jane asked curiously: "How do you know that I'm angry? Is this also your supernatural ability?"

Huang Shaohong knew that the "extraordinary ability" mentioned by 'Jane' refers to the power he displayed when he violently beat Loki, so he laughed immediately:

"That's not true, but when you laughed just now, I saw your tonsils, and there were a lot of red blood on them."

'Jane', who was smiling all over her face, immediately shut up, and her face turned red. Only then did she realize that she was saying that she moved too much when she laughed, and she could see her throat.

We had a good chat at first, but Huang Shaohong died. Fortunately, "Jane" didn't mean to blame him. After a while, when the heat on his face subsided a lot, he thanked him sincerely:
"By the way, thank you very much today. If it weren't for your help, all my hard work for so many years would have been in vain!"

Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "It's a little effort, no need to thank you, as long as you remember to invite me to dinner, it's OK!"

When Jane was mentioned by him, the blush on her face that had faded rose again when she remembered the promise of a 'date'.

Huang Shaohong suddenly thought of something, and said with a smile: "By the way, can you take two pictures with me later, I will keep it in my phone!"

This guy has already developed a habit. He has pictures of him and Johnny, with Gu Yi, with Constantine, with the US team, and many movie characters in his mobile phone. He has taken pictures with others. film.

If he was seen in real life, he would be very envious, thinking that this guy has taken pictures with so many Chinese and foreign stars, including big names in Hollywood.

In fact, if he really showed it, those celebrities would guarantee that they would not know him.

Huang Shaohong didn't mean to show off in front of others. He has experienced a lot now, and he doesn't pay much attention to star chasing. As for doing this, it's just like someone who likes to collect all kinds of gadgets. It's just a little fun to adjust himself.

Although Jane is a Ph.D., she is also a shy house girl. She was asked by Huang Shaohong to take a group photo. Before adding it, there were many misunderstandings, which led to deeper and deeper misunderstandings, and the blush on her face never stopped.

Driving in the desert, especially late at night, is a very boring thing, especially when the two of you don't know what to talk about.

Huang Shaohong saw that Jane hadn't spoken for a long time, and seeing the other's expression, he more or less guessed that what he said just now might have caused a misunderstanding, and after thinking about it, he wanted to ask something else:

"By the way, I heard that you are an astrophysicist. I don't know what you are studying?"

Speaking of her research field, Jane's shyness finally subsided, and she explained seriously:
"It is the study of the physics of the universe, including the physical properties of stars, such as luminosity, density, temperature, chemical composition, etc., and the interactions between stars and each other."

When she said this, she suddenly thought of something, and asked:

"By the way, is Thor really the God of Thor? And that Loki, the evil god in Norse mythology?"

Huang Shaohong spat: "God fart, they are just relatively powerful alien humans. If your physics includes studying alien creatures, then these two guys are good research materials!"

Jane was amused by what Huang Shaohong said, and after stopping, she said with emotion:

"It turns out that there are really gods in this world"

In the middle of the conversation, he suddenly asked curiously: "By the way, you are not an ordinary person, I think those who stole my equipment are afraid of you, and you can even defeat Loki!"

Huang Shaohong nodded, and sighed helplessly: "I didn't expect you to see me being so low-key."

He stretched out his hand and pointed out the window: "Everywhere you look, and other parts of the earth that you can't see, are all covered by me. I am the one who is responsible for protecting the safety of the earth!"

When Huang Shaohong said the first sentence, Jane was so amused that she burst into laughter. You are still low-key, with a two-meter-long knife drawn from your crotch. If this is called low-key, then what is high-key?You still want to go to heaven!
She was even more disbelieving about Huang Shaohong not saying that he was the protector of the earth later.

'Jane' kept laughing, causing the car to start shaking due to the unstable steering wheel. Huang Shaohong quickly grabbed the steering wheel, stabilized the car, and reminded:

"Hey, don't overturn your car in the desert, or you won't be able to take these things back!"

Jian slapped Huang Shaohong angrily: "It's not you, you insist on telling jokes to make me laugh!"

Seeing her unbelieving attitude, Huang Shaohong said helplessly: "Sometimes it is like this, the more you tell the truth, the less people will believe it!"

Jane slapped him on the shoulder again: "Again, don't blame me for overturning the car later!"

After the fight, Jane suddenly felt that this action was a little too close. It seemed that the two had just met today, and they were not that familiar at all.

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt embarrassed, turned his head and drove quietly, Huang Shaohong seemed to have sensed the strangeness of the other party, so he changed the subject and said:

"By the way, let's talk about your research. I have never understood. You scientists are standing on the earth like this. You have never been in space, let alone landing on other planets. How can you figure it out? What about the formation of the universe and other planets, you’re not just thinking about it!”

Hearing this guy questioned science, Jane immediately became serious and said seriously:

"Of course not, our research involves classical mechanics, electromagnetism, statistical mechanics, quantum mechanics, relativity, particle physics and many other aspects of knowledge!"

"By observing interstellar matter or interstellar clouds, emitted radio waves, and microwaves left over after the Big Bang, to obtain experimental data, and through a series of simulation experiments, to advance the research process"

"As for the things you said about studying other planets, for example, studying the moon does not necessarily require you to actually go to the moon. You can use lunar meteorites, that is, the debris that fell to the earth after being hit by an asteroid, to study and speculate on the moon. environment!"

"The same is true for studying Mars. You can use Martian meteorites to study and speculate on the materials and environment on Mars!"

Huang Shaohong spread his hands: "What you said is too professional, my mind is a little messed up, I don't understand any of the theories you said, I only know that your research is unreliable, relying on meteorites to study others Xing Xing, isn’t this a blind man feeling an elephant, or a field trip to find out!”

After he finished speaking, he explained to Jane the meaning of 'blind man feeling an elephant'.

Jane looked at the night sky through the windshield glass. At this time, the clouds in the sky dispersed and the stars were shining brightly. She said with emotion:

"It would be great if we could really go around an alien planet, but the current technology is not up to the level that can send scientists to Mars. The blind man who can tell you how to feel an elephant, at least you can still understand what it looks like, it’s better than not feeling anything at all!"

Huang Shaohong raised his eyebrows: "Technology can't, but magic can. Do you want to take a trip to an alien planet?"

Jane first looked at Huang Shaohong in surprise, and then suddenly laughed again: "You are here again, can you be more serious!"

"All right!"

Huang Shaohong pointed to the front: "The following is the moment to witness the miracle!"

He said and pointed like a sword, and drew a big circle with two fingers facing the outside of the front window. About 20 meters in front of the car, a huge circular space door formed by sparks appeared out of thin air, and the car rushed in directly. , and reached the surface of the moon in an instant.

And Huang Shaohong used the mirror space to cover the car, isolating the environment of the outer universe, making him and Jane feel like staying on the earth, but without hindering the view of the scenery outside the car.

Jane looked at the environment on the surface of the moon outside the car, and couldn't help but widen her beautiful eyes in surprise. The eyes exuded a strange brilliance, just like the expression of a child seeing a cake, and she was shocked with unbelievable joy.

When Huang Shaohong took Jane on a whim, Loki and Thor arrived at the headquarters of the "Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistic Support Agency" in Washington under the full speed of the "Quinjet Aircraft".

When Loki and Thor were escorted into the building by members of the action team, Fury was already waiting here.

When he was about to go forward to greet him, Thor roared, "Let us go, we are the princes of Asgard!"

Fury stretched out his hand to signal quietness: "I hope you calm down, look at the fat gentleman next to you, how calm you are!"

Loki, whose swelling hadn't subsided yet, twitched his eyes and sneered at the corner of his mouth: "Beating the Prince of Asgard, you mortals are in trouble!"

(End of this chapter)