Plane hunting

Chapter 825 Spring Rain Like Wine Willows Like Smoke

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I wish my brothers, my parents, all the food and clothing, wealth and wealth, good luck and good luck.

Thanks to: 08a, Xin Chaopai, Ghost Eye Butcher, Ultimate Emperor Hero lhx, and several food and clothing parents for their rewards, thank you brothers.

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As soon as this person proposed to write a poem, Xu Xian knew that they were targeting Huang Shaohong.

Xu Xian was quite helpless. He remembered that when they were studying together in the school, these people had a very good attitude towards Huang Shaohong, so good that they could even be described as flattery.

If it weren't for this, it would be impossible for Xu Xian to invite these people to swim in the lake together. Wouldn't it be uncomfortable to invite people who dislike each other to go out together?

Unexpectedly, when the old friends meet again now, their attitude towards Huang Shaohong has become so serious.

In fact, Xu Xian is still naive. He never thought about what Huang Shaohong's identity was like before, and what he is like now?

When they were in school, Huang Shaohong's father was still an official of the imperial court, so these people naturally wanted to fawn over him.

But now times have changed, things have changed, the Huang family has fallen, and Huang Shaohong has no father to support him. In the eyes of these former classmates, the Huang family is just a shabby household, so naturally there is no need to curry favor.

But the reality is like this, when you are good, those people who are rushing to curry favor with you, when you are down, are often the first to distance themselves from you, what's more, turn around and step on your feet Also a possibility.

This is the case with the attitude of these people in front of Huang Shaohong.

Xu Xian didn't understand the truth, but he was not an idiot. He was a teacher, and he had seen a lot of the little dirty things among students, and it was the same with these former classmates.

When we were studying together in the past, Huang Shaohong's ability to compose poetry was not good, but now this person brought it up, it was not aimed at him, but it was nothing.

Xu Xian immediately opened his mouth to persuade the person who proposed:
"There is no need to write poetry"

Xu Xian originally wanted to be a peacemaker, but the classmate who suggested it interrupted with a smile:
"Sigh, the words in Chinese are not good. We haven't seen each other for a long time. I think all of you students have improved in knowledge. Today's lake tour has become popular. It's a good time to use the scenery to write poems and let everyone comment on each other."

Wen Xuan, who was Master Rabbit in his previous life, nodded in agreement:

"It's not bad, but what's the point of us just composing poems on the spot? How about we just have a game today?"

Huang Shaohong glanced at him with a smile in his eyes, and echoed:

"Okay, what kind of lottery, how to play, you just draw the road!"

"Shaohong, what are you doing?"

Xu Xian was so anxious, he thought to himself, can't you see that they are targeting you?

Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "Don't worry about Chinese, it's okay!"

Seeing his indifferent appearance, Xu Xian could only sigh inwardly, hoping that Wen Xuan and the others would not make too much trouble.

At the same time, Xu Hanwen also made a decision in his heart, if they embarrass Shaohong too much, it will be a big deal to break up, tell the boatman to land directly, and stop dealing with these villains from now on.

Xu Xian was anxious, but he didn't know that what was troublesome in his eyes was just a joy to adjust in the eyes of the person involved, Huang Shaohong.

At this time, he was the mentality of the Tathagata Buddha when he saw the Monkey King: "You monkey bastards can jump up and down, and you can still jump out of my palm!"

So he was happy to see these people pretending to be hypocritical, so he almost said:
"Please start your performance quickly, I can't wait!"

When Na Wenxuan heard Huang Shaohong asking Caitou, a trace of success flashed in his eyes, and he said loudly:
"How about this, let's all write a poem about today's trip to the lake, or the current scenery, and judge each other. If you choose the worst one, you can jump off the boat and swim back by yourself!"

Xu Xian's expression changed, he couldn't even say no!

Na Wenxuan waved his hand and said: "We have been classmates for many years, and we know the basics well. We all know the water and there will be no danger. At worst, let the boatman throw a wooden plank down, that's it!"

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and smiled sinisterly at Huang Shaohong:

"Shaohong, you were very courageous back then, wouldn't you dare? Of course, if you admit that you are a waste, a coward, then you can just read a previous work, after all, we can't force a waste to compose poetry ,Am I right!"

These words are already blatantly aimed at.

What happened outside, the woman in white and the young girl in the cabin could hear clearly, and the latter even opened a gap in the window sash, wanting to see how Huang Shaohong would respond.

When Xu Xian heard that Wenxuan was targeting his friend so much, he jumped up, stood up with a blushing face, and said, "Okay, then I'll come first!"

After he finished speaking, he directly recited a poem "Spring Journey to Qiantang Lake" written by Bai Juyi in the previous dynasty.

"In the north of Gushan Temple and in the west of Jiating, the water surface is initially flat and the clouds are low."

"Several early warblers compete for warm trees, while new swallows peck at the spring mud."

"Scattered flowers gradually become attractive to the eyes, and Asakusa has no horseshoes."

"My favorite lake is not enough to go east, and the white sand embankment is in the shade of green poplars."

This poem "Spring Journey to Qiantang Lake" is appropriate for the occasion, and it is about a trip to the West Lake in spring, but when you read this poem, the expressions of the people on the boat are different.

After Xu Xian finished reading, he said loudly:
"I'm a good-for-nothing coward. I was afraid of swimming back by myself, so I had to use the poems of my predecessors instead. You classmates are laughing at me!"

After speaking, his face flushed and he sat down.

In the cabin, the woman in white nodded slowly, with a flash of admiration in her eyes, and said:
"This son is a man of benevolence and righteousness!"

Xiao Qing curled her lips and said, "He is stupid, okay?"

Outside the cabin, the rabbit master Wenxuan looked at Xu Xian with a little embarrassment.

Just now he wanted to provoke Huang Shaohong with words, thinking that in front of so many people, there is still a flowery woman in the bed cabin, the other party can't think of himself as a waste coward.

But I don't want Xu Xian to stand up and admit it first, but this is giving Huang Shaohong a step down. After all, there are people who have gone first, so it's no big deal if he chooses to use the poems of his predecessors instead.

Seeing Wenxuan looking at him, Xu Xian looked at him without showing any weakness, and the latter turned to Huang Shaohong with a cold snort and said:
"Shaohong, back then you didn't admit defeat at anything, wouldn't you also learn Chinese and consider yourself a waste?"

Xu Xian quickly turned his head and persuaded, "Shaohong."

Huang Shaohong gave Xu Xian a grateful look, waved his hand to calm him down, then nodded and said, "Of course not, it's just a game, it's worthless, just follow what you said, let's start!"

"Oh, Shaohong, what's wrong with you?" Xu Xian quickly whispered, "Even if you can write good poems, Shaohong, it's not fair for them to be judged."

Huang Shaohong also whispered: "Don't worry, you won't suffer!"

Seeing the two talking in a low voice, Wenxuan immediately got up from his seat and said, fearing that Huang Shaohong would repent.

"Since it is the game proposed by me, then let me do it first!"

This Wenxuan was impromptu, he shook his head, and suddenly clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Yes."

"Cross the Broken Bridge to the West Lake,

The clear water and strange peaks are hard to describe.

And get the lake and mountains.

There is nothing ordinary about traveling together in the same boat. "

This rabbit master Wenxuan, when he said the last sentence, "Together in the same boat, there is no ordinary world", he made a circle with his hands, including the other two classmates and the attic cabin where Xiaoqing was.

While composing the poem, he praised these people by the way, but he only left out Huang Shaohong and Xu Xian.

Obviously this person can be small-minded, Xu Xian's actions just now have already been hated by him, and he and Huang Shaohong together made him an ordinary person, unworthy of being with them!
The other two scholars clapped their hands and looked at Huang Shaohong and Xu Xian with a smile at the same time.

Huang Shaohong was amused in his heart, just this doggerel, what a good thing!

He turned his head and spat at the lake: "Bah, what the hell!"

After speaking, he smiled at several people and said, "Sorry, I got a flying insect in my mouth!"

The three of Wenxuan's faces were ugly, and the woman in white and Xiaoqing in the cabin were covering their mouths and laughing at the same time.

Xiaoqing said: "This person is quite interesting, but the poems of Mr. Rabbit are really bad!"

Seeing Xiaoqing's face that I understand very well, the woman in white couldn't help but shook her head and said with a smile:
"Xiaoqing, you are really amazing. You can tell whether a poem is good or bad without even knowing the words!"

Xiaoqing, who was pretending to be pretending, broke her skills in an instant, and said in a non-compliant way:

"Oh my sister, whoever said that if you can't read, you don't understand poetry!"

"Then write a song and let me listen to it!"

Xiaoqing rolled her eyes and pointed to the outside:
"Look, they're writing poetry again!"

Next, the two scholars also stood up and wrote a poem each. Although it was not good, it was still neat and not too bad.

Ever since, everyone's eyes fell on Huang Shaohong, to see how he would respond by writing poems.

The eyes of the three of Wenxuan were all malicious, and they even imagined in their hearts that Huang Shaohong fell into the water for a while, and they laughed at each other on the painting boat, which made him worse.

After waiting for a while, Huang Shaohong remained silent.

Beside Wenxuan, the scholar who proposed to write a poem was about to say hello, when suddenly there was a 'hoo', and the sound of snoring came out of Huang Shaohong's nose.

This guy actually fell asleep with his eyes open!
In the cabin, Xiaoqing laughed until her stomach ached, and said that the scholar was so interesting, and the woman in white couldn't help but smile.

Xu Xian quickly said:

"Since Shaohong is asleep, let's forget it. Let the boatman serve the food and wine. Let's all have a good time!"

Wen Xuan raised his eyebrows and said: "This is not allowed, we have agreed in advance!"

Suddenly Huang Shaohong let out a breath, as if he had just woken up from a doze, and asked, "Who should write the poem?"

Wenxuan was funny and said angrily: "Huang Shaohong, you actually snore with your eyes open, you are not trying to play tricks!"

Huang Shaohong wiped the unnecessary saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said as a matter of course:

"What a lie, the main reason is that your poems are so bad, even worse than doggerel, that's why I fell asleep listening to them!"

Wen Xuan and the other two classmates laughed angrily:
"All right, then it's your turn, write a poem that fits the occasion for us to appreciate!"

"uh-huh."

Huang Shaohong coughed lightly, stood up and started walking on the painting boat, shaking his head as if looking for inspiration, Xu Xian was so worried that his hands were sweating.

In the cabin, Xiaoqing said with some expectation: "Sister, I have a hunch that this son's poem must be very good!"

The woman in white glanced at the girl, and said to herself, whoever looks good, you can say who is better!
The three of Wenxuan looked at Huang Shaohong with gloating expressions.

As a result, Huang Shaohong wandered around on the boat for a full quarter of an hour, half an hour in the real world, and he didn't hold back a word.

Everyone else yawned, and Wenxuan said angrily:

"Huang Shaohong, if you can't do it, just admit defeat and jump from here!"

"Who says I can't do it!"

At this time, a group of white geese swam by on the lake in front of the boat, Huang Shaohong slapped the railing: "Yes, listen carefully."

"A Flock of Geese Down the Mountain"

When he said the first sentence, Wen Xuan and the others immediately burst out laughing, and a classmate pointed to the goose on the lake and said:
"Hey, you're not blind, are you? That goose is in the lake, not down the mountain!"

Huang Shaohong glared at him: "Is there a big discount on the coffin board? If you are in a hurry to buy it, you should go first. Don't be in a hurry. The second sentence I said was 'boo, drive me into the river'!"

After he finished speaking, he said the last two sentences in one go:

"The doctor who catches goose in Luohe is hungry, why not go home and pick up his wife!"

As soon as this poem came out, it was earth-shattering. Everyone on board was dumbfounded. Only Xiaoqing in the cabin clapped his hands and said:

"Good poem, good poem, by the way, sister, what does wife mean, does it mean old woman? Why does he use a hoe to hoover the old woman?"

The woman in white gave her younger sister a blank look: "You don't even understand what it means, how about a poem? A wife also has the meaning of a wife. He should be talking about a wife. His poem is really."

She just wanted to describe it as 'unbearable', when she saw Xiaoqing let out an 'ah' in disappointment, and said, "So he already has a wife."

The woman in white has nothing to say, she really wants to ask her sister, is this the point?But after thinking about it, if this is the real person, then it's really a problem
But soon the two girls felt relieved, outside Wenxuan pointed at Huang Shaohong and laughed:
"Let's not talk about whether this is poetry or not. Huang Shaohong, do you have a wife? Who would marry their daughter to you in such a shabby household?"

Huang Shaohong spread his hands: "No, so I'm talking about hoeing your wife. As long as the hoe is used well, we can learn how to meow and meow together."

That Wenxuan's smile froze on his face. He just got married last month. Now when he heard this, a subconscious image appeared in his mind, and he felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a dead fly.

Huang Shaohong clapped his hands:
"Okay, let's start judging. Whoever loses will jump into the lake. Then I will say it first. I think Huang Shaohong, that is, my poem is good. He should win. You three all lost."

He turned his head and asked Xu Xiandao: "What do you think in Chinese?"

Xu Xianxin said that we can still show some face. He wanted to help Huang Shaohong very much, but he couldn't do anything like open his eyes and talk nonsense.

Unexpectedly, seeing that he was silent, Huang Shaohong turned his head to Wenxuan and said to the three of them: "There is no objection in Hanwen, how about you?"

Xu Xian: "."

Wenxuan said angrily: "Obviously you lost!"

Huang Shaohong stared: "Want to play tricks?"

He got up and grabbed Wenxuan by the neck, and threw the thing off the boat with one hand.

The two classmates were just about to help, but Huang Shaohong lifted them one by one and threw them down.

Huang Shaohong chuckled, I will do my best to break through your schemes and schemes!
The three fell into the lake with their hands and feet. The water was cold in spring. Although they knew how to swim, they were shivering and yelling.

Huang Shaohong stood at the bow of the boat and said to them:
"The three are really trustworthy, and they are willing to bet and admit defeat. I admire you!"

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and smiled at Xu Xian:

"Oh, I won by accident, what a literary talent I am!"

Xu Xian was speechless, why didn't he see that Fa Xiao was so shameless before!

Seeing someone falling into the water, the boatman ran over in fright. Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand to stop him:
"It's okay, they are a little seasick, and if they want to swim back by themselves, just throw a plank to each of them!"

When he was talking, he used the 'Soul Shifting Dafa 2.0'. The boatman immediately calmed down, believed Huang Shaohong's words, and complained:

"What kind of boat is seasick? It's really frustrating!"

After speaking, he found three wooden boards from behind and threw them down, but he did not hear the voices of the three people asking to save them on board.

Xu Xian shook his head and smiled wryly, wanting to intercede with Huang Shaohong for the three of them, but the latter interrupted directly with a laugh.

When the boatman asked if he wanted to serve wine and food, Xu Xian waved his hand sullenly and refused. After watching the three of them swim to the shore, he asked the boatman to bring the boat to the shore. What happened today was a bit exciting, and he couldn't accept it for a while.

Huang Shaohong thought about it, and planned to take Xu Xian to his chrysanthemum garden to eat shabu-shabu. This friend has a good temperament, but he can make friends with him.

The boat gradually docked, Xu Xian and Huang Shaohong were already standing at the bow of the boat, ready to land, Xiaoqing in the cabin said anxiously:

"Sister, they are leaving, think of a way!"

The woman in white smiled faintly when she heard the words, and when the boat was moored at the pier and the two boarded the diving board, she took a glass of water and wine, opened the window, and poured it into the sky.

The next moment, the weather that was supposed to be sunny suddenly began to rain heavily, drenching Xu Xian who was still on the diving board like a drenched chicken.

Huang Shaohong turned back to the boat just as the raindrops fell, and was covered by the boat canopy, but he was not hit by the heavy rain.

Xu Xian also trotted back to the boat, and said anxiously, "We didn't bring umbrellas, what should we do?"

Huang Shaohong was about to speak when suddenly someone behind him said:

"People don't keep guests, but they keep guests. Since God won't let the two young masters get off the boat, why don't we wait for the rain to stop before leaving. Our sisters boiled water and wine, how about drinking a cup to warm up your body!"

This voice is like pearls falling on a jade plate, it is indescribably beautiful, just by hearing this voice, one can tell that that person should also be a beautiful person.

(End of this chapter)