Plane hunting

Chapter 836 It's not as loud as farting!

Thanks: Xin Chaopai, Brother 08a for their rewards, thank you Xia Tian.

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When the fat monk spoke, his whole body was full of laziness, as if he had just woken up.

No, he didn't wake up just now. Looking carefully, he saw that his eyes hadn't opened when he spoke, and there were wet marks on the corners of his mouth, which were obviously bleeding out. It was obvious that this guy was still asleep when he was summoned.

In this spell of inviting the gods, the gods invited down are not the gods themselves, but the Dharma body that gathers part of the gods' power.

The power of a god's dharma body depends on the amount of concentrated divine power, and the amount of concentrated divine power depends on the skill of the caster and the props used when inviting the gods.

But no matter how big or small the divine power is, there will always be a trace of divine thoughts mixed into it, to prevent someone from asking the gods to do something harmful to the world, such as two gangsters asking each other to open a movie or something, that is absolutely impossible.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be a joke for the gods who descended with divine power?

Of course, some evil gods and false gods are counted separately.

Therefore, the gods and dharma bodies invited out, due to a trace of the spirit of the gods, when they come to the stage, their form is basically the same as the deity.

For example, those who invited Second Master Guan basically squinted their eyes when they showed up, and only opened their eyes wide and exuded power when they made a move.

So judging from Marshal Canopy's state at this time, he must have been in a deep sleep just now, and it is very likely that he dreamed of something to eat while he was still sleeping, so that the saliva at the corner of his mouth was not wiped clean.

Stretching lazily, the great monk reluctantly opened his eyes.

As soon as his eyes were opened, the divine light on his body was instantly subdued.

The divine light that was originally outside the body was absorbed into the body in an instant, making him look like an ordinary white and fat monk.

Bai Suzhen blinked and asked Huang Shaohong in a low voice:
"Young master, you must have invited the wrong person, right? Why doesn't Marshal Canopy have any momentum at all?"

While she was talking, the fat monk seemed not to be used to the humid air after the rain in the south of the Yangtze River. His nose moved and he sneezed suddenly.

"Ahhh."

Looking at the performance, it doesn't look like the law body, but the real body!
Following this sneeze, a pig's nose popped out with a sound of 'duang' on the fat face that was quite simple and honest.

When the nose pops out, there is really a 'duang' sound, which is very clear.

Over there, Wang Daoling and King Jin Ba laughed heartily, pointing at Huang Shaohong and said with a smile:
"Is this pig the rescuer you invited?"

It should be said that Wang Daoling is also a member of the Taoist sect, and it was inherited from Maoshan, but the "Please Canopy Mantra" is a secret mantra of Longhushan. Get the appearance of Marshal Canopy.

Just now Huang Shaohong said that he would invite Marshal Tianpeng, and he was shocked before, but the appearance of the fat monk in front of him can't be linked to Marshal Tianpeng, one of the four sages of the Taoist North Pole, right?

Therefore, whether it is Wang Daoling or King Jinba, it is expected that Huang Shaohong just invited a hairy god at random, and then bluffed, saying that he invited Marshal Tianpeng.

The fat monk shook his head, touched his nose, and said naively:
"Hey, I seem to have heard this sentence somewhere!"

Wang Daoling and King Jinba were still laughing, but Liu Ding Liujia, who was invited by the former, was in Liufang, but they both bowed and saluted:
"Liu Ding, Liu Jia, pay homage to Marshal Tianpeng!"

The pig-nosed fat monk looked for the sound, laughed and said:
"It turned out that I was asked to deal with you guys. We are old acquaintances. Why don't you just go back and save me from stretching? I just ate two golden roasted elephants, and I haven't digested them yet!"

Liu Ding and Liu Jia Qi Qi's face twitched. If they remembered correctly, this guy went to Lingshan to be the envoy of the altar in front of the Buddha, right?

It is the kind of position that specializes in handling tributes.

When will there be an offering to roast an elephant?
Here are a few gods and dharma bodies to reminisce about the old days, but Wang Daoling over there is not doing it. The six generals he invited, if they want to be fooled by a word, what a fart they are.

Immediately said loudly:

"Six generals, Pindao's magic power is low, please God's time is limited, please quickly help me capture the snake demon on the opposite side!"

This guy is going to follow the plan, capture the thousand-year-old snake demon first, and hand over Huang Shaohong to King Jinba for disposal!

After Wang Daoling finished speaking, he pinched the Fa Jue with his hand and shook the bell. The crisp sound of the Fa Bell shocked Liu Ding Liujia, obviously urged by the magic power to start working.

The pig-nosed fat monk turned his head to look at Wang Daoling: "That bastard, are you going to fight against me?"

After he finished speaking, he let out a sound of 'huh', opened his eyes and took a closer look, and laughed loudly:

"I wondered what the hell it was, it turned out to be a toad!"

It is true that Wang Daoling has a demon body, but he has already joined the Maoshan School and is an authentic Taoist sect. In fact, he rejects his own background very much. At this time, when he was called out by the fat monk, his old face flushed immediately, and he said angrily:
"You fat pig has the face to laugh at me, all the gods, hurry up and capture the snake demon first, and then behead the pig's head!"

Liu Ding Liujia was invited by him to cast a spell, and was urged by his magic power. Without a valid reason, he would never retreat in front of the battle. He immediately yelled at Bai Suzhen at the same time:
"Junior Sister, be careful, you've offended me!"

They turned into twelve divine lights at the same time, crossed and repeated in the air, forming a formation to suppress Bai Suzhen.

Bai Suzhen was about to swing her sword to meet her, when Huang Shaohong grabbed her arm and shouted:

"Didn't you hear that I told you to stay and watch the show? Leave the fighting to the old men!"

After he finished speaking, he pinched the spell in his hand, and was about to urge the canopy to make a move.

But before he activated his mana, Tian Peng rushed out by himself. At this moment, the fat monk's eyes were bloodshot, and the veins on his face were exposed. He hummed twice and roared angrily:
"Damn toad, who do you think is a pig's head? Watch my old pig crush you to death!"

While speaking, he stretched out his elbow the size of a cattail fan, oh, it was a fat hand, spread five fingers as thick as a rolling pin, and grabbed Wang Daoling's head.

The fat monk wanted to crush Wang Daoling, a stinky toad who dared to call him a pig's head, to death before Huang Shaohong gave an order!

Faced with this arrest, Wang Daoling immediately felt like the world was collapsing, as if none of his methods and spells could be used at this moment, as if he was about to be caught and smashed into powder next time.

He shook the bell in his hand and shouted to Liu Ding Liu Jia:
"God will save me!"

The twelve divine lights suppressing Bai Suzhen made a turning point in the air, turned back like lightning, and gathered together in front of Wang Daoling's body with a "clang" and blocked it on the palm of the cattail leaf fan.

When the twelve rays of divine light touched the palm, they all turned into the appearance of Liu Ding Liu Jia. The weapons and precious blades in their hands overlapped together to block the fat monk's fat palm.

'boom'

The divine powers on both sides collided, just like a nuclear bomb exploded on the spot.

All the people present used their abilities to block the impact of mana.

If it wasn't for the barrier formed by the Liuding Liujia God in advance, it is estimated that under the impact of mana, less than half of Qiantang County would be turned into dust.

Liu Ding Liu Jia God General, with twelve blocks to one, naturally had the upper hand and did not move at all, while the huge monk took a few big steps backwards, with blood surging on his face.

Without looking back, he cursed backwards:

"Boy Zhang, aren't you stupid? You see, the toad's swim bladder is about to be spit out, so hurry up and mobilize your mana. Without your mana mobilization, how could my old pig's dharma body unleash its full strength!"

Wang Daoling almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, you have a swim bladder, your whole family has a swim bladder!
Tianpeng called Huang Shaohong the "Boy of the Zhang family", obviously considering the person who cast the spell to invite the gods as a direct descendant of the Heavenly Master's Mansion.

Huang Shaohong was so angry that he thought he was blaming me.

He originally intended to let Marshal Tianpeng block Liu Ding Liujia, but in the end, this guy went straight to Wang Daoling to avenge his personal revenge, who would have thought of that!

But qi returns to qi, this time is not the time to set qi, immediately pinched the method, transported the few 'shen silkworm nine transformations' true essence in his body, used it as mana, and activated the canopy dharma body.

However, the real energy that can be used in his body at this time is a drop in the bucket for the Canopy Dharma Body.

As soon as it was activated, the true essence quickly decreased, and only one fifth of it was consumed in an instant.

Canopy, however, didn't know Huang Shaohong's suffering, and was nourished by mana, his body immediately swelled up, and at the same time roared:
"Let the mana come more violently!"

Shout out to you second uncle!
Do you want mana without money?

Huang Shaohong felt that his true energy was being emptied every time he took a breath, and he couldn't help cursing inwardly, but this was not the time to give up. Although he was limited by his body, he had a solid foundation.

Flipping his hands is a bottle of big blue, biting off the cork and pouring it into his mouth, one sip down, the real essence in his body will instantly refill.

Huang Shaohong used the big blue to stand against it, instilling the continuous flow of the true energy method into the canopy Dharma Body.

"Roar!"

The canopy was continuously nourished by mana, and the whole body began to swell.

'duang'

There was another sound of 'duang', besides the pig's nose, the canopy Dharma body unexpectedly popped out another pig's snout with black hair.

'bang'

The monk robe formed by the divine power on his body was directly shattered, and the divine power automatically merged into the dharma body. Not to mention the tall muscles on the chest and back, the skin became rough and black mane grew.

Originally, when this canopy dharma body first appeared on the stage, it was still a naive and fat monk. In the blink of an eye, it grew a mane and bared its fangs. .

The canopy sounded like thunder that day.He drank in his mouth:
"rake"

'Om'

With the concentration of divine power, a nine-toothed nail rake with shining divine light is already in his hand.

There is a poem once said:

"At the beginning, the beak grew three feet and zero, and the fangs outshone the silver nails."

"A pair of round eyes are like lightning, and two ears are fanning like wind."

"There is a long row of iron arrows in the back of the head, and the skin is rough and green."

"With a strange object in his hand, the nine-tooth nail palladium shocked everyone."

"kill!"

As the canopy revealed its true body, he raised the rake and slashed at Liu Ding Liu Jia, such as high mountains and flowing waters, sweeping thousands of gold, looking back at the moon, picking melons behind his head, monkeys stealing peaches, pigs arching cabbages, etc. All the tricks of dashing were used.

One move was powerful and heavy, and Liu Ding Liujia retreated again and again.

Huang Shaohong poured Dalan fiercely, and watched the battle with his eyes wide open. When it comes to the martial arts of the canopy and these generals, they are all top-notch hands.

They used ordinary moves at their fingertips, and they used them just right, like an antelope's horns without a trace.

Naturally, Huang Shaohong would not miss such a wonderful battle. Although he is a great master of martial arts, he thinks that the use of martial arts is not much worse than Tianpeng and Liu Shenjiang, but watching this kind of wonderful battle is still of great benefit and improvement to him. .

But he watched the battle with peace of mind, while Wang Daoling and King Jin Bafa couldn't sit still. A wild boar spirit blocked Liujia Liuding. If things went on like this, those gods would be defeated.

King Jinba let out a tiger roar, and with a shake of his hands, a pair of Jinba the size of a pot lid appeared in his hands. When he put his hands together, there was a 'duang' sound, and a huge sound wave produced ripples, visible to the naked eye from where the Jinba hit. The battle group in the field attacked.

In the end, his sound was an indiscriminate attack, covering both the canopy and Liuding Liujia. In an instant, Liuding Liujia's divine light fluctuated, and the dharma body became unstable.

On the other hand, Marshal Tianpeng had no influence at all, he laughed and shouted: "God help me too!"

One round with both hands, no matter what kind of moves are exquisite, it is just as ingenious as clumsy, using force to break the method, chopping and slashing without thinking.

boom boom boom
Almost in an instant, the six Ding Liujia twelve divine generals' dharma bodies were all sent flying by him, and the divine light scattered and disappeared into the heaven and earth.

Wang Daoling's spell was broken, and a mouthful of old blood finally spewed out. He didn't hate the canopy, but pointed at King Jinba and cursed:

"Stupid, what are you doing?"

King Jinba looked at the canopy in disbelief, and asked, "How come you, pig spirit, are not affected by my 'Jinba Soul Search'?"

When his two golden pullets collided, they changed back to produce strong sound waves, pointing directly at the soul. He thought that with this deterrent canopy dharma body, the Six Ding Liujia Twelve God Generals would take the opportunity to succeed, but it turned out to be the opposite.

Tianpeng grinned loudly when he heard the words: "The sound of chicken feathers is not as loud as my old pig's farting!"

He raised his eyebrows after finishing speaking: "What did you call me old pig just now? Wild boar spirit? You bastard, you little centipede, you and that toad are dead!"

As he spoke, he picked up the nine-toothed rake and slashed at Wang Daoling first.

Wang Daoling had just vomited blood at this time, and tremblingly took out a square box from his arms, before he opened it, a nail from the canopy pierced his brain, leaving a row of holes on his forehead.

The next moment, under the infusion of divine power, there was a bang, the brain exploded, and then Wang Daoling's body also began to enlarge and deform, and finally turned into a headless toad the size of an off-road vehicle.

The canopy rake was raised again, and was about to destroy the corpse, when Huang Shaohong thought of something and suddenly shouted: "Marshal Canopy, dig out his demon pill, I'm still useful!"

Canopy muttered impatiently: "It's really troublesome!" As he said, he stretched out his hand and poked it into the toad's body with a 'poof', and pulled out something directly, but it was not the inner alchemy of ordinary goblins, but a glittering golden one exuding The golden elixir of dense air.

"Eh, this is the authentic golden elixir of the Taoist sect? Forget it, anyway, the Taoist sect in the world is the business of your old Zhang family, let you solve it yourself!"

After speaking, he turned around and threw it towards Huang Shaohong.

Fawang Jin Ba over there was so frightened that Wang Daoling's mana was stronger than him, but he was killed when he said he would kill him.

At this moment, it no longer wants to avenge its second brother, and it is important to save its own life.

Just jumping away, Huang Shaohong caught Jin Dan, and said to Tianpeng: "Marshal Tianpeng, let's take the centipede essence too!"

Unexpectedly, Tianpeng's eyes were straight at this time, staring straight at Bai Suzhen beside Huang Shaohong.

After hearing Huang Shaohong's words, he responded with "Oh oh" twice.

Then not only did he not chase after him, but he changed into a 'bang'. After a puff of white smoke, a handsome scholar who was suave and not worse than Huang Shaohong appeared on the spot.

The scholar saluted Bai Suzhen with a sunny smile:

"Miss Guigeng, did you ever come out of the court? You are so polite, little pig!"

(End of this chapter)