Plane hunting

Chapter 856
Thanks: Xin Chaopai and 08a brothers for their rewards, thank you.

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Sun Houzi naturally wouldn't recite any Buddhist scriptures with Tang Sanzang. Man said it was three thousand times, even if he recited it just once, it would still give him a headache, so he immediately smiled and said:

"Master was joking. If my apprentice recites the scriptures with you three thousand times, I'm afraid I don't want to read until night. I won't make you hungry, Master. Just as the melons and fruits I found the day before yesterday have been eaten, I'm going to get some for Master." Let's eat vegetarian food!"

A stern look flashed in the monkey's eyes, but after he finished speaking, he blinked at Huang Shaohong, then turned upside down and flew into the sky, disappearing instantly.

Huang Shaohong couldn't help but be shocked. Even though he had amazing eyesight, he didn't see Sun Wukong's movement clearly. It was as fast as teleporting. I'm afraid this is one of the legendary "somersault cloud" who has somersaulted for thousands of miles. Fa, as expected!

As soon as Monkey King left, Tang Seng turned his attention to Huang Shaohong. He heard his apprentice say that the young man was a Taoist priest, and immediately said kindly:

"It turned out to be a Taoist leader, the poor monk Tang Sanzang is very polite!"

After finishing talking about clasping hands together to perform monk etiquette, but found that he was still holding half a gravel in his hand, he threw the stone aside in embarrassment, saluted again, and said:
"The villain is naughty, if the poor monk doesn't discipline him from time to time, I'm afraid he will cause trouble!"

Huang Shaohong couldn't help laughing in his heart, what disaster could be bigger than making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?

He thought in his heart that he was not rude on the surface, and he returned the gift with Daoist etiquette, and said with a smile:

"Master, the method of your disciples is really special!"

He was laughing in his heart, but there was a hint of ridicule unconsciously in his words.

The ridicule is of course the matter of Tang Seng hitting Monkey King with a stone.

If these words were heard by others, they would definitely show strange expressions, either embarrassing or displeased, but Tang Seng didn't feel strange at all, but said as it should:

"The Daoist doesn't know something. Hitting with a stick or yelling can make people enlightened or concentrate during practice in my Buddhist school. This is called 'whammy'!"

"It's just that the apprentice of the poor monk is stubborn, yelling is useless to him, and he can only be enlightened with a blow."

"But he was born with a pair of copper-skinned and iron-framed bones. Usually, when a stick hits him, he will break or break. Unfortunately, there is no machete in this wilderness, so the poor monk can only teach him a lesson with a stone. The Taoist priest also I saw it, but I didn't take it seriously!"

When Huang Shaohong looked at Tang Seng and said solemnly, "It's a pity that the machete was not found in the wilderness", he thought of the scene of the monk chasing the monkey with a knife in his mind, and he couldn't help but black line. Is this a monk or a young and Dangerous boy!

Tang Seng said to Huang Shaohong again:

"The Daoist laughed. The poor monk has always been so forthright. He just said what he thought. He has never been able to hide things in his heart!"

"Hey, the one who lives forever is handsome, and the girl in the Yanxiang Building"

Tang Seng stopped talking halfway, looked at Huang Shaohong, and asked in surprise:

"Daoist, we are right, what are you doing with the knife? Ha, by the way, you must have heard the poor monk tell the apprentice that there is no knife, so is it right to lend this knife to the poor monk?"

What Huang Shaohong was holding was the Zhenjin Feijian that he had refined before, and it turned into a short sword at this time, and he copied it in his hand, holding a sword flower, and said with a bad expression:

"Let's put this matter aside for now, master, tell me, what is the Yanxiang Tower? Which woman does the master know?"

Huang Shaohong thinks that he is handsome, but he is definitely not a mother!
Although he didn't have that kind of muscular figure, but with his bulging and solid muscles, he looked masculine anyway.

This Tang monk actually compared him with women, and mentioned Yanxianglou, the name sounds like Yihong Courtyard, and he knew where it was after thinking about it, how angry he was!
Facing Huang Shaohong's questioning and the sword in his hand, Tang Seng laughed and said:

"The Taoist priest may have misunderstood. The poor monk has been a monk since he was a child. How did he know any women? The poor monk is talking about Yanxiang Tower, which is Feixiang. The owner there cooks good vegetarian dishes, but he looks like Pan An , born handsome, called Lang Tu, the poor monk said that you are as handsome and extraordinary as that Lang Tu!"

Huang Shaohong didn't know the truth of what he said, and wanted to beat the monk to vent his anger, but was afraid that he would not be able to explain in front of Sun Xingzhe, so he immediately took Feijian away and ignored him.

But he didn't leave alone, he turned his head to look at the white horse, and saw that the horse was very handsome, and it didn't look like ordinary horses only grazing, but stood straight and looked at the sky, with an indescribable sense of loss in his eyes, saying no All the sorrow.

He knew that with such sentimental eyes, it must be Xiao Bailong without a doubt!
Huang Shaohong guessed that this time the primordial spirit fell into a dream, but it was such a scene. Could it be that Xiao Bailong also had some lingering resentment on the westward journey that turned into a demonic obstacle?
It was precisely because of this guess that Huang Shaohong wanted to stay by the white horse's side to see if he found anything, and finally he had to get rid of Guangli Bodhisattva's resentment.

Tang Seng was still muttering to himself beside Huang Shaohong:

"Daoist, should you lend me this knife or not? If you want to lend me, let me scare the monkey, or if you don't lend me, just say something, don't let the poor monk worry about it so much, don't you like it? The poor monk wants to kill that horse for meat?"

Without waiting for Huang Shaohong to answer, he continued:
"Although the poor monk has never eaten meat, I have heard people say that this horse meat is dry, and if you eat too much, you will get angry. What's more, the poor monk's horse is not an ordinary horse."

Huang Shaohong has a headache, he is just like the Tang monk in a certain film and television, "Tang Monk", chattering and chattering endlessly, just like some middle-aged and elderly women, who can't stop talking when they open it.

He simply closed his hearing temporarily, put away the flying sword, found a stone and sat cross-legged, the buzzing buzzing like flies disappeared instantly, and the whole world was clean!
Seeing Huang Shaohong sitting at the side, Tang Seng hurriedly followed and continued to speak eloquently, but his voice could not be heard.

The eloquence is true, the spitting stars are pouring over like a waterfall, Huang Shaohong really wants to call the police to say that there are people here who don't wear masks and wantonly spread the virus.

Resisting the urge to kick the bald man away, Huang Shaohong changed to another place.

Although Tang Seng was chatty, he was not stupid. Maybe he could see that Huang Shaohong was impatient with him, so he immediately laughed and didn't care. After all these years, he also knew that some people didn't want to see him, so he put his hands together and smiled apologetically. Beside Longma, he continued to talk eloquently at the horse.

Bai Longma's eyes immediately changed from melancholy and mournful to despair and life would be worse than death.

Huang Shaohong can guarantee that during the non-stop nagging of Tang Seng, the white horse lifted its hoof at least 20 times, and then slowly put it back down. I am afraid that Xiao Bailong has been fighting with his heart all the time. wandering between.

Huang Shaohong suddenly had a guess. Could it be that the remaining demonic obstacle in Guangli Bodhisattva's heart was the shadow in Tang Seng's heart caused by chatting with him when he had nothing to do?

About half an hour later, when the white dragon horse had already swayed, Sun Houzi finally turned back, but he didn't eat any vegetarian dishes, and only returned with a dozen fruits in tiger skins.

When Sun Wukong returned, Huang Shaohong let go of his five senses, and only heard Tang Seng say to the monkey:

"You monkey, why have you been away for so long before you come back? Do you want to starve to death the horse that is your teacher!"

Huang Shaohong looked at the monk contemptuously. This guy obviously wanted to say that he was starving himself to death, but he thought it was not good, so he changed his words temporarily!
The monkey put the tiger skin group on the ground and complained: "It's really bad luck. Originally, my old grandson thought that there was no one within a hundred miles, so he went to make some vegetarian food a hundred miles away, but he didn't expect that within a thousand miles No one lives there anymore!"

"nonsense!"

Tang Seng scolded angrily: "The monks don't tell lies. You said that there is no one living within a thousand miles. Then I ask you if the farmer's family where our master and apprentice stayed three days ago is a person. The poor monk even wished them a long life at that time." !"

The monkey grinned: "So that Master can know that after we left, a zombie came from nowhere and bit the entire family, sucking all the blood!"

"Master, you bless them with a long life, and now they are all zombies, immortal. Master's blessing is so powerful!"

Tang Seng was so embarrassed when he heard the words, he picked up a stone and slapped it on the monkey's head with a bang, and reprimanded:

"You monkey head, you don't kill that zombie, keep it to harm people!"

Huang Shaohong curled his lips aside, the monk must have become angry from embarrassment.

A cold light flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, but he smiled and leaned his head over: "Master, let my old grandson come here too, it's so comfortable!"

Tang Seng turned to Huang Shaohong:
"The Taoist priest borrowed your machete from the poor monk. The poor monk wants to teach the monkey a lesson, let him know that Lord Ma, no, let him know that all Buddhas are angry."

Huang Shaohong was 100% sure that what the other party wanted to say was 'let him know that Prince Ma has three eyes' was just a temporary change of words, and now he seriously suspected that this monk was from a gang, otherwise it would be impossible for these common sayings to be so slippery, and he would have to borrow Knife cut people.

Immediately said haha:
"The master is wrong, isn't Buddhism teaching abstaining from anger? How can there be anger!"

Tang Seng said solemnly:
"The Taoist priest is surprised by this remark, but you must know that Buddhism is merciful but has a vajra's glaring eyes. This monkey is afraid of falling into demons regardless of teaching. Taoist priest, your poor monk with a machete is very suitable for teaching him.
Huang Shaohong saw that the other party was endless, and said calmly:
"Forget it, master, you are not suitable for dancing with knives and guns at first glance, don't turn around and let monkeys cut you down, you can't even find a doctor in this wilderness!"

Tang Seng saw that Huang Shaohong ignored him, so he turned to Sun Wukong and began to chatter again. How could the monkey listen to him, so he jumped into the sky and shouted:
"My old grandson is going to kill zombies now!"

Tang Seng jumped up and down, but he couldn't fly up, so he could only hum a few times, took a fruit and sat down beside Huang Shaohong, and said with a smile:
"This monkey is unbearable, but he still puts his heart into doing things. The poor monk can't eat so much fruit. Why don't the Taoist priest use some padding for his stomach?"

Huang Shaohong bared his teeth and smiled: "Thank you, Master, for your kindness, but the poor are not vegetarians!"

After speaking, he took out a golden chicken leg from his sleeve, and opened his mouth to bite.

'Grunt' × 2
Two voices of swallowing saliva came, Huang Shaohong saw it in his eyes and felt amused in his heart. One of the two voices was Tang Seng and the other was the white horse. .

He took the chicken leg and handed it to Tang Seng: "Otherwise, the master will have a bite too!"

Tang Seng swallowed his saliva and scolded angrily: "The poor monk is a monk, how can he eat meat, just smell it!"

After he finished speaking, he didn't look at the chicken leg again, and approached the white horse with the fruit in his hands, picked up an apple and handed it to the white horse's mouth:

"Eat, I will never forget you as a teacher!"

Huang Shaohong looked a little surprised, this monk treated Xiao Bailong well, why would Guangli Bodhisattva complain about this experience!
What people didn't expect was that when the apple came to his mouth, Ryoma didn't eat it, and turned his head away with complicated eyes.

Huang Shaohong guessed that Longma's behavior must be because he didn't want to be a vegetarian, but Tang Seng's expression darkened:
"Longma, Longma, have you forgotten what the Bodhisattva said to you? I want you to listen to my teacher's words. Now my teacher will let you eat this apple. If you don't eat it, you can go back to Yingshoujian to suffer!"

There was a flash of struggle in Longma's eyes, and finally he opened his mouth and took a bite of the apple, which was half of the fruit.

Tang Seng observed the dragon horse for a while, nodded, and then ate the remaining half of the fruit.

Huang Shaohong said in his heart that this monk is not useless, he doesn't dislike seeing the horse eat half of the apples, if he can continue to eat this, he knows that his xinxing cultivation is good.

But the next scene completely overturned Huang Shaohong's three views.

I saw the monk gave another banana to the white horse, the little white dragon still only ate half of it, but the next moment the snow-white horse’s face turned green. .

Tang Seng threw away the remaining half of the banana. When the banana fell on the ground, it turned into a palm-sized toad with its head bitten off. When the headless toad landed, the juice splashed out of its body and burned the ground. It looks like a poison frog.

Tang Seng spat and cursed:
"I knew this monkey had bad intentions. It always turned poison into food to hurt the poor monk."

Huang Shaohong finally understood what was going on, the monk actually tested the poison on the white dragon horse, and he only ate it if it was not poisonous.

Thinking that the white dragon horse is the body of a real dragon, it must have a strong immunity and detoxification system against toxins, so the poison will not kill the dragon horse naturally.

The monk asked him to test the poison for this reason!

Presumably, the monk's broken mouth and such deeds left a shadow in Longma's heart, and it will become a part of the demonic obstacle in the future, and it is also the reason why his primordial spirit appears here when he enters the dream.

The more Huang Shaohong thought about it, the more he felt like this. Thinking of Tang Monk telling himself to eat the fruit before, he broke out in sweat. Thinking carefully, this monk is too dark!

Huang Shaohong turned his heart, and Sun Wukong was no longer around. This monk wants to test Lao Tzu's poison, so he must not let him go lightly.
He was resentful in his heart, but he didn't show it at all on his face. Instead, he showed a kind smile and waved to Tang Seng: "Master, cut over here. I don't know something and I want to ask you for advice!"

Only then did Tang Seng remember that there were other people present, and in an instant he regained his eminent demeanor, walked towards this side, and said with a smile: "My Buddhist school has always opened the door of convenience, what is the Taoist priest not clear about?"

Before he could finish his sentence, Huang Shaohong kicked him on his chest heartily and flew out with a bang.

A hint of luck flashed imperceptibly in Bai Longma's eyes.

Huang Shaohong didn't kill Tang Seng with this kick, he didn't want to kill Tang Seng, he just wanted to make him suffer.

Tang Seng vomited blood when he fell on the ground, he stretched out his hand tremblingly and said to the white dragon horse beside him, "Help me!"

It was fine if he didn't say anything, but after he finished speaking, Bai Longma foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground stiffly, as if he had been poisoned and couldn't help him.

Huang Shaohong laughed, he secretly winked at Bai Longma when he saw the white dragon horse fell down.

He came here to solve the demons of Guangli Bodhisattva, so he couldn't live up to Bai Longma's kindness, so he jumped over, held down Tang Seng, showed the momentum of Wu Song fighting a tiger, and swung his fists, what a good beating!
I don't know how many punches were punched, the illusion shattered suddenly, Huang Shaohong's soul returned to his body, and Po Tong shouted in his mind:
"It's done, that Guangli has controlled the demonic obstacles within his own control range, and is using the Seven Treasures Linglong Pagoda to refine the inner demons."

Huang Shaohong laughed heartily: "I didn't expect that Tang Seng is really a rascal!"

Po Tong laughed:
"That's just Tang Seng in Guangli's heart. You must know that it was haunted by demons at the time, and it must have prejudices in its treatment of people and things. What you see is Tang Seng in its heart and yours. It may not be true. As far as I know, Apart from being proud of his talents, Jin Chanzi is also very good."

While talking, suddenly the pagoda door opened, and the voice of Guangli Bodhisattva came from the top of the pagoda:
"Ao Lie, thank you fellow daoist for your help. I have offended you for all the things I did before!"

As soon as the tower door opened, purple lightning flashed in the sky, thunder rolled, and the voice of broken copper and joy rang in Huang Shaohong's mind:
"It's the way of heaven that sensed your breath, and sent down the tribulation thunder. Hurry up and go out to pass the tribulation, and you will become a fairy."

(End of this chapter)