Plane hunting

Chapter 903 So You Are Such a Satan

Thanks: Xin Chaopai, 08a, brother, thank you for your support, thank you.

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Everyone sat around the long table in Constantine's house. Huang Shaohong personally bought a glass of iced whiskey for Satan beside him, and said with a smile:
"Brother Fa, drink!"

Satan glared at Huang Shaohong:
"Don't be busy drinking, I have 26 twins in my stomach, you can help me solve it first, otherwise I will not be in the mood to drink with my big belly!"

Huang Shaohong glanced at Satan's ball-like 'pregnant belly', laughed and said:

"It doesn't matter if you don't drink, after all, drinking alcohol during pregnancy is not good for the fetus!"

Satan was so angry that he almost didn't lift the table, but after thinking about it, he gave up the idea. Depressed, he picked up the whiskey and drank it in one gulp. Then he put the glass on the table and shouted:

"I don't care if it's good or not, give me another drink!"

It is said that Huang Shaohong singled out Satan on an alien planet, and finally used the magical power of Guanyin to win himself the right to have an equal dialogue with this hell lord.

But as soon as the battle was over, the time limit for his Guanyin's upper body was up.

Inviting gods and Buddhas with "Thinking into a Fan" is not endless. In the original plot of "Jigong", Ji Dian invited Bodhidharma to his upper body for a time limit of one lamp.

Huang Shaohong asked Avalokitesvara to get on his body, and the time limit was even shorter, and he only had one stick of incense.

He didn't notice it himself, but when the time limit was up, the Avalokitesvara's form disappeared and instantly returned to its original appearance.

Satan didn't become suspicious, thinking that he had received supernatural powers after the strike.

At that time, Huang Shaohong opened any door and returned to Earth with Satan, then greeted everyone in the hospital, and returned to Constantine's home together.

The injuries of Constantine and others were all healed after Huang Shaohong used the 'healing potion' to rejuvenate.

However, Huang Shaohong didn't pay any attention to the matter of sending 26 twins to Satan's belly with the method of "Songzi Guanyin".

So Satan originally waited for Huang Shaohong to take the initiative to remove the magic means for him, but after waiting and waiting, the other party did not take the initiative to mention it, so he couldn't help but speak out.

Seeing that Huang Shaohong still ignored this, he couldn't help asking angrily after drinking the second glass of wine:

"Boy, what do you mean? You and I have stopped fighting, and if you don't release this spell for me, is it really impossible for me to give birth to these 26 twins?"

The reason why Satan was so angry was because he tried to refine the fetus in his stomach before, but in the end, he allowed his magic power to be overwhelming, but it didn't have any effect on the child in his stomach.

Huang Shaohong was originally in the state of "Guanyin's upper body", and he could easily relieve him of this situation, but now the time limit has come, and if he wants to relieve Satan, he must use the ability of "Thinking into a Fan".

However, the "Thinking into a Fan" can be used three times a day, how could Huang Shaohong be willing to waste it on Satan, not to mention getting along with this demon lord, and in this world of gods and demons, why should he keep two times as his trump card? Okay.

That's why he kept pretending to be confused and didn't mention this.

But at this time, seeing Satan was about to become angry from embarrassment, so he smiled and said:
"Brother Fa, you want me to remove the spell for you. You should tell me earlier. How would I know if you don't tell me. I will know if you tell me. If you tell me earlier, I will give you the spell." It’s been lifted, you just told me now, although it can be lifted, but after all it’s been so long late, it’s a big loss for you and me, after all.”

Huang Shaohong wanted to continue teasing, but Satan looked at him coldly and interrupted:
"I have a machete more than 200 meters long, should I go back and get it?"

Huang Shaohong stopped his voice instantly, and said simply and neatly: "Isn't it just the stomach problem, so let's talk about it!"

He snapped his fingers, whistled, and told Satan:
"It's done!"

Satan looked down at his unchanging pregnant belly in bewilderment, then said with a dark face:

"I usually use two knives to cut people, I'm so ruthless!"

Huang Shaohong explained:

"Don't worry, don't look at the snapping of my fingers just now without mana fluctuations, but it's really done, it's that simple, but you won't be able to go down until after 12 o'clock tonight!"

Satan stared at Huang Shaohong suspiciously: "Do you know the consequences of deceiving the devil king?"

"Is it a movie ticket?"

Huang Shaohong dealt with it casually, but seeing that Satan was about to lose his temper, he quickly raised his hand and said:

"Okay, no kidding, today at twelve o'clock at midnight, when the bell rings, if you can't solve the problem, you will come to me to settle the score!"

At 26 o'clock in the middle of the night, just when the CD of "Thinking and Everything" ends, everything that has changed before will return to its original state, and Satan's stomach will naturally return to its previous appearance, and [-] babies will not really be born.

Seeing Huang Shaohong's repeated assurances, Satan was relieved, but the stomach still made him more and more disturbed.

Huang Shaohong took out a box of cigars and began to make rings.

Everyone had one stick, and even Angela, who had just given birth, took one and smoked it, but Chas's stick was still forcibly taken away by Zha Kang.

Huang Shaohong suddenly looked at Angela with a strange expression, then at Satan, and then said with a smile:

"Angela, you gave birth to Mammon in the hospital just now, and Mammon is Fargo's son, what relationship do you have...!"

Angela glared at Huang Shaohong when she heard the words:
"It was a nightmare. In my whole life, I never want to have such an experience again!"

Huang Shaohong shook his head, just about to say something, but Satan read his mind and smiled at Angela:

"You misunderstood this kid. This kid is smart. He wants to use our relationship to ask you to ask me for something."

Angela froze for a moment, then suddenly realized, and begged:

"Master Satan, my younger sister Isabel committed suicide and went to hell, and was controlled by mammon again, she."

Satan nodded:

"I know about this, and I will take care of her. As long as she is on my territory, no one will dare to touch her!"

Satan's territory is naturally the entire hell. With Satan's words, Isabel will have a good life even in hell.

Angela couldn't believe that Satan would be so eloquent, and he agreed right away. She, who had prepared a lot of pleading words, was stunned on the spot, and couldn't believe it was true.

Except for Huang Shaohong, everyone else was thinking like Angela.

Satan also seemed to see Angela's doubts, looked at the others, and said with a chuckle:
"Are you thinking, isn't this person in front of you a devil? Isn't he the darkest, scariest, most cunning, and most manipulative existence? Why did he agree to this woman's request so easily without any cost?"

After finishing speaking, Satan asked with a smile, "Do you all think so?"

Angela nodded subconsciously, and the others didn't nod, but they all obviously thought the same way from their expressions.

Satan turned to look at Huang Shaohong again: "What about you, kid? What do you think?"

Huang Shaohong thought about it seriously, and pondered:

"I didn't know much about Fa Ge before, but after these two meetings, I found that you are very different from the legend. Even if you are not a good person, you are not as bad as the legend!"

Satan laughed and said:

"Don't forget, it is recorded in the Bible that the devil is the most capable of manipulating people's hearts. What you feel now may be an illusion after being bewitched by me, the king of devils!"

Huang Shaohong shook his head:
"Isn't there a saying that history books are written by the victors, and I think the Bible is probably the same!"

"People in the world attribute all crimes to you by relying on the Bible, and commit all kinds of crimes with the impulse of consciousness, including cursing, jealousy, stealing, robbery, murder and other crimes, and they all say that you are bewitching in the ears of those wicked people, I feel a little too ridiculous!"

Satan flicked the ash on the cigar, and said with a half-smile:

"How to say?"

Huang Shaohong spread his hands:
"Isn't it obvious? Take the United States as an example, there are more than 4 shooting cases every year, and other crimes such as robbery, theft, QJ, fraud, etc., are numerous. If you are bewitching, Don't be exhausted!"

"This is only a country of the United States, with a population of more than 60 billion in the world. Even if you have the magical power to see the three thousand worlds like the legendary Buddha Sakyamuni, you must be too busy!"

What Huang Shaohong said was the simplest example, and Constantine and others couldn't help thinking after hearing it.

Satan waved his hands a little dissatisfied:
"Don't compare those fictional characters to me!"

Huang Shaohong was a little surprised, and didn't understand why Satan always said that Buddha and Bodhisattva were fictional characters.

However, he hadn't finished speaking at this time, and he was a little reluctant to vomit, so he immediately continued:

"The demons in hell are naturally conceived, otherwise there will be no rule that if someone does something bad, they will go to hell, but as the lord of hell, Brother Fa, you are not necessarily a bad person, just like a prison. Prisoners are all locked up, but is the warden necessarily a bad guy?"

Constantine has fought against hell all his life, fighting devils and devils. When he heard that Huang Shaohong wanted to vindicate Satan, the king of devils, he immediately opened his mouth to refute.

But he opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say, because apart from the things recorded in the Christian classics, he really couldn't tell what bad things Satan had done!
Except for Huang Shaohong, everyone else, like Constantine, was influenced by Christianity since childhood. At this moment, they felt the same as Zha Kang, and they all wanted to argue, but they had nothing to say. There was such a strange scene in the room. calm down.

But after looking around, Satan smiled lightly and said:
"This house is not simple. It not only uses a lot of anti-magic materials for defense, but also has three magic circles with different functions. One of the magic circles is a magic circle that I passed down when I was traveling in the world!"

The eyes of Biman who was sitting not far across from him lit up:
"My lord, the magic circle here is all designed by me. The magic circle you mentioned should be the magic circle of the British Merlin family. It is said that you left it in the world, but no one believed it. I didn't expect it to be true. It's your handwriting, no wonder it's so exquisite!"

Constantine was a little surprised that Satan would spread his magic circle, and asked curiously:
"I would like to ask, I don't know what the circumstances are, why did you leave this magic circle in the world?"

Biman called Satan an adult, and Zha Kang also called you. This is not flattery, but respect for the strong.

Although Satan is a devil, he is the lord of hell. He is almost the biggest villain boss in this world.

So even Zha Kang, an exorcist who has always been an enemy of hell, used the honorific title when he was calm and talking.

What's more, they couldn't refute Huang Shaohong's words just now, and their impression of the devil king in front of them had somewhat changed.

Hearing Zha Kang's question, Satan seemed a little embarrassed. Huang Shaohong observed his words and deliberately provocatively said:
"Brother Fa left a magic circle in the world. I guess he suffered a loss. Don't ask about such embarrassing things, okay?"

Satan glared at Huang Shaohong angrily:
"There is nothing I can say. At the beginning, I proclaimed my memory and divine power, and I was reincarnated in the world to experience, and then I almost starved to death. Some magic tricks, and the shepherd is called Merlin!"

Huang Shaohong was a little surprised when he heard it, and quickly asked Biman:

"The Merlin you're talking about, is it the wizard Merlin who assisted King Arthur in the story of The Sword in the Stone?"

Biman nodded and said, "That's him. I didn't expect Master Merlin to learn magic from Lord Satan!"

Everyone felt a little ruined after hearing this. The devil was saved by someone, shouldn't he eat his benefactor?How to teach magic reward?So you are such a Satan!

Everyone chatted with Satan while drinking. Lucifer may not have had a drink and chat with so many people for a long time. The chat was a little high, and he told a lot of secrets that everyone hadn't heard, which opened everyone's eyes.

At the same time, they also understood why Lucifer easily forgave Huang Shaohong for killing Mamen.

It turns out that Mammon is not Satan's own son, he is "greed" among the seven deadly sins, and he is regarded as the adopted son of Satan in order to consolidate the rule of hell, so he has no feelings at all.

The reason why Satan wanted to fight Huang Shaohong was because he felt that his godson was killed, and it was a little shameless, but he didn't really have any hatred.

Knowing this, Huang Shaohong became more at ease in associating with Satan.

He wanted to pull this great Luo Jinxian-level powerhouse to his side and become his helper in the face of the plane war.

After drinking for three rounds, Huang Shaohong bit his cigar and began to bring up the topic:
"I don't know what Fa Ge thinks about my oriental myths and legends?"

Satan pondered for a moment, as if thinking about it, then smiled lightly and said:

"It's all bullshit!"

This sentence was spoken in Chinese, only Huang Shaohong himself could understand it.

He asked in surprise:

"By the way, I still want to ask, Brother Fa, why do you say that Guanyin and Tathagata are fictional?"

Satan laughed and said:
"I have lived from the chaotic period to the present, and I have never seen any Tathagata Guanyin. They are all fabricated by you humans. However, in your myths and legends, I have seen great gods such as Dijun, Taiyi, Nuwa, and Fuxi. But at that time ., hey, don't mention it!"

(End of this chapter)