I have special communication skills

Chapter 176 Sweetness
Yang Mianmian praised Uncle Wei, it was just an outsider expressing emotion casually, she had no other thoughts at all, so she sat on the sofa for half a minute, then jumped up: "Hey! That's not what I meant!"

Jing Chu was collecting clothes on the balcony, and glanced at her: "What does that mean?"

Yang Mianmian wanted to blurt out "That's what it means", but was stopped by Yang Xiaoyang: "Let me simulate your next conversation for you.

'I did not mean that'

'What does that mean? '

'that's what it means'

'What exactly does that mean'

The following loops N times, please, when you get along with Jing Chu, can you use your brain instead of your kidneys? "

Yang Mianmian struggled to swallow what she wanted to say, and decided to go straight to the point: "Why don't you give me grapefruit?"

"Shall I feed you?" Jing Chu raised his eyebrows.

"The last piece!" She raised her finger to emphasize the importance of the last piece, "After we agree, the last piece will be mine, the belly of the fish will be mine, the middle part of the watermelon will be mine, and the strawberries on the cake will be mine." be mine……"

Jing Chu asked calmly: "Then I just ate it, what should I do?"

Yang Mianmian just looked up at him, and just when Jing Chu thought she would be upset, she smiled and said, "I'll eat it for you from now on." She took a step forward, hugged his waist, and buried her head in his Rubbing in his arms, "I like you the most, so I can give you everything."

Jing Chu's heart was turned into cute by her, and her smile couldn't be restrained, he pinched her face: "The mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter, you can do it, Yang Mianmian."

Yang Mianmian hummed twice and continued acting like a baby.

In the end she got a bowl of fruit yoghurt as compensation, and all in all, no loss.

The little friends said that they were blind:

"Mianmian is getting more and more shameless!"

"Mianmian is good at sweet talk, okay!"

"Too scheming!"

The pirate stood up from the kennel, stretched his waist, and put down his dog bowl in front of her. Yang Mianmian looked at it: "You want it too?"

The pirate pushed the dog bowl with his paw, and Yang Mianmian poured half a bowl of yogurt for it: "It's a little ice, you can eat it later, or you will have diarrhea."

The pirate obediently pushed the dog bowl back to the side of his kennel, lay down and continued basking in the sun, and licked his belly after sunbathing to relieve the heat. After all, the weather is getting hotter and hotter.

Although Yang Mianmian only goes there once a week, she still has to prepare for exams, memorize vocabulary, and listen to listening comprehension. The advantage of having a photographic memory is that there is no pressure at all. English composition is much easier than Chinese composition. Just memorize model essays and do not test writing. level.

If I have to say that I am not sure about something, it is probably oral language... After all, being able to read is different from fluent expression. When reading, the teacher also pays more attention to written language than oral English.

So what about Yang Mianmian's spoken language... It's not standard, but it's not standard either. After listening to it for a while, Jing Chu was overjoyed: "I know where your problem is. Your reading is like an English listening tape."

"..." The foreign films shown on the TV station are all dubbed in Chinese. The broken notebook is the wife next door. Classes and... listening tapes.

How touching!

So she could only watch dramas silently with her ipad in her arms. She only watched the serious ones. She was so fascinated that she didn't even know it was past bedtime. Jing Chu came over to take a look, closed the door and went out.

Watching a drama, not reading a book, it's good to relax, anyway, I don't have to get up early tomorrow.

Yang Mianmian didn't realize until after watching an episode, hey, it's past bedtime, and Jing Chu didn't come to call her. She went to the living room and saw that milk, medicine and warm water were all set up, and she drank her daily essentials. Prepare food, brush teeth and go back to bedroom to sleep.

After one o'clock, Jing Chu was already asleep, she climbed onto the bed lightly, lifted the quilt and slipped in, Jing Chu found out, and pulled her into his arms, Yang Mianmian found a suitable place in his arms , blissfully loitering, just thinking about it when I wanted to sleep.

Haven't kissed yet!Good night kiss!This must not be forgotten.

She moved her position, leaned close to his cheek and pressed his lips, and then fell asleep contentedly.

Jing Chu woke up at five o'clock. His original plan was to go for a morning run before going to work. This was also his previous living habit, but he never expected that a certain sheep's sleeping posture was so bad that it directly caused him to do something wrong on the bed. After 3 minutes of intense ideological struggle, I still decided... Forget it, if you don’t run in the morning, don’t run in the morning, and it’s not bad to change to another exercise.

Yang Mianmian, who was woken up halfway, yawned, asked for a good morning kiss, and then fell asleep vaguely.

However, the early morning is really better, which makes Jing Chu feel very good when he is in the game.Liu Yu looked at him and said loudly on purpose: "Ah, I smell the sour smell of love~~~"

Jing Chu pretended not to hear and entered the office.

Yang Mianmian, on the other hand, slept happily until noon, got up and went to the refrigerator to find the lunch that Jing Chu had prepared for her, warmed it up in the microwave, and ate it. The bowl strongly accused her: "Don't leave me to wash together at night." It’s okay, it’s dirty! Just let Jing Chu do the dishes!”

"Wash, wash, wash." Yang Mianmian is most afraid of their nagging, she would rather run to wash the dishes, play with the pirates for a while after washing the dishes, it is reading time, she has a lot of professional books to read, and some There are too many uncommon foreign language words, so she had to buy a new giant dictionary, and the reading speed was too slow while looking it up. She was seriously considering whether it would be better to memorize the dictionary first and then read the book.

After watching it for an hour, I stopped and took a break to check Weibo to see if there were any new episodes, and then continued to read until four or five o'clock when the sun was westward, I took the pirates to a nearby park for a walk and ran, and came back Then do another set of daily training, usually Jing Chu has already bought groceries and returned by this time.

She took a shower and rest just in time for dinner, which couldn't have been better.

Now she can eat a large bowl of rice, her appetite is very good, and after a bowl of rice, she can have another bowl of soybean and pig's feet soup, which makes her belly round. Jing Chu is happy that she is healthy after eating, but afraid She ate too much to support her stomach: "Eat [-]% full, and I will cook you supper tonight."

"I'm getting fat." Yang Mianmian went to weigh herself, 88 catties. She was very sad, "Do you think there is a swimming ring on my stomach?" She lifted up her T-shirt to show him her stomach.

Jing Chu pulled her clothes off, and said with reproach: "You can't catch a cold on your stomach, don't show it, you are not honest when you sleep, when you wake up in the morning your clothes are all up to your chest, if you are cold, let's see how you go to the toilet."

Yang Mianmian's focus was not here at all: "Ah, that's why you couldn't help but do something bad to me this morning." She even leaned into his ear mysteriously and asked, "Do you think I'm plumper than last year? Now, is it more feminine?"

Is it plump... That's for sure. Now you can see the curves and figure very well, and the hand feeling experience is indeed rising. It's time to put it down.

But is this feminine? Jing Chu looked her up and down, rather reservedly: "Occasionally."

Yang Mianmian expressed dissatisfaction: "Occasionally, what do you mean?"

"Occasionally means that you are more feminine only when you are having sex." The dishwasher was connected smoothly.

Yang Mianmian stared at it: "I didn't ask you!" She looked at Jing Chu dejectedly, "Don't you usually?"

usually?I still feel like a young and beautiful girl at ordinary times, and she doesn't match up with Sister Yu's mature woman at all.Jing Chu patted her head, comfortingly said: "It's okay, I like you at any stage."

She is pitiful when she is strong and fragile, loved when she is well-behaved and sensible, and completely unstoppable when she is coquettish and rascal... In short, in his eyes, she is not bad at all, whether she is angry or happy , made him feel very cute.

"Then which stage of me do you like the most?" She asked persistently.

Jing Chu replied seriously: "I like it at every stage." In order to prevent her from asking the bottom line, he asked, "Then when did you like me the most?"

Without hesitation, Yang Mianmian replied, "While you are cooking."

Men are the most handsome only when they are cooking!

Jing Chu: "..." What's the matter with being a little disappointed?He glanced at her, "If you can only choose one between cooking and making love?"

Yang Mianmian's answer was still without thinking: "Cook!"

"...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Someone laughed, "Jing Chu was injured and died, what a man's self-esteem!"

Yang Mianmian quickly explained: "Because if you don't make love~ you can still hug(づ)づ, kiss(°‵′), lick o(*?▽?*)ゞ... But if you don't eat, you will die."

Jing Chu was rather annoyed: "You have more reasons, that's fine."

Yang Mianmian was still aggrieved: "Didn't you let me choose?"

After reading countless TV sets, they finally couldn't listen to it anymore, and got angry: "Yang Mianmian, your EQ score must be negative!"

"No wonder, I'm a normal person, okay! Don't blackmail me!" She turned her head and retorted righteously.

The TV sneered, and hit the nail on the head: "Is it the EQ level of a normal science boy?"

Knowing one blow, this move causes 3 points of damage, and the blood tank is emptied, returning to zero, returning to zero, returning to zero.

You are dead_(:з」∠)_
She tugged at Jing Chu's sleeve: "They say I have low EQ."

"That's right."

"Call me the emotional intelligence level of a science man!"

"Well, quite apt."

"...I won't play with you guys anymore." Yang Mianmian was furious, and turned to look for the pirates. The cute pirates are the best, they can't speak and they are caring and sensible.

The pirate was indeed much gentler. It used a tactful way to express its thoughts - dragged out the last box of condoms hidden in the drawer that had been put aside for a long time, and pushed it in front of her with its paws.

Yang Mianmian: "...What do you mean?"

The bed in the bedroom said leisurely: "I think, as a male dog, the pirate wants to tell you that for males, praising cooking skills is not as good as praising sexual ability. You should be a little bit awakened**!"

Yang Mianmian didn't bring it up in one breath, it's almost impossible to live, males of different species still have this kind of male resonance?

Inadvertently, the four eyes... oh, no, it was the three eyes meeting, Jing Chu and the pirate showed their knowing eyes at the same time.

Yang Mianmian: "...I want to go home, I feel that I am isolated by this family!"

(End of this chapter)