The Edge of Love and Pain: My Double Husband

Chapter 693 [Traditional tone] 4
Luo Man is here. Recently, because of little Lolita's affairs, she often needs to come over.A woman like her would naturally choose to seize this opportunity tightly, so she worked very hard.

I know that she has been dealing with old men and politicians these past few years. She wants to come back to me, because I am neither an old man with a rotten smell, nor a politician with a rotten heart, nor a rotten and rotten thing. A politician in a suit and leather shoes.

I am crazy.

But she doesn't know.

At this moment, I was holding the little thing that was nine points like a time bomb remote control, and she was lying on the floor in front of me, her restless body looked like a fleshy earthworm.

The corners of her mouth were drooling, her virtue was like a bitch, she panted violently, and said, "They are getting married, and they invited me to be a bridesmaid."

I pressed it, watched the dog's reaction, and felt like a serious scientist.

She asked in a trembling voice, "Do you want me to go?"

"why are you not going?"

"Don't you want her? She likes that man very much. He looks so similar to you and is much more attractive than him. She will definitely be addicted to you too. "

In my opinion, the institution of marriage, especially the existence of monogamy, is fundamentally against human nature.Human beings are creatures who want to look forward to Shu. They are always dissatisfied and want to have more. This mountain is as high as that mountain.So human beings have invented countless ways of comparison: exams, games, competitions, showing off their wealth... After comparison, the strong can always get the most, the most resources, the most opportunities, the most women, the most and the best offspring...

Of course, human beings also sympathize with the weak, and human beings advocate equality for everyone, because the weak are the majority after all, while the strong need someone to accompany them.

The game always has to go on.

And marriage is nothing but two poor people staying together in the name of false love, but actually preparing for the reproduction of offspring.Or, an incompetent man exchanges his meager wealth for a woman who is willing to risk his life to continue his offspring, and a poor woman exchanges her fidelity for a man who will raise the offspring with her; or, poor men and women take advantage of marriage Realize the improvement of one's own level, and the party with a higher level has obtained an "ideal" partner of one's own.

Marriage is such a dirty existence in my eyes.

If it wasn't for getting rid of idiots, I wouldn't want to marry a poor ghost with no beauty, and share with her the wealth I gained through my life and death.

I smashed the remote control on her beautiful, natural but ultimately vulgar face, "I think you've been sick recently!"

She suddenly realized, "I'm sorry, sir, I..."

"Get out!" I kicked her away.

I hate others talking in front of me.

Pu Lan always likes to pretend to be a gentleman, boasting that he is gentle and considerate, and never gets rough on women. In fact, that is very ridiculous.He crawled out of the belly of his female cousin, even his father's little wife, and forced him secretly. A woman from a good family stayed with him. At night, his methods were more disgusting than anyone else, but he always pretended to be like an ignorant girl. .Fantasy. Elegant man like the object.

I'm different from him, I don't mind beating women, because not all women are women, some women are bitches in human skin.

Although boring animal protectionists don't think so, but training dogs is to use spanking.

I was busy enjoying a lazy beach afternoon with my newfound beauty when the old man called me.

The old man asked with a smile on the phone: "What kind of ring do you like?"

"Why don't you ask me what style of handcuffs I like?"

"She can't hold you down." He looked wretched like an old liar who was not doing his job properly: "You have to come back tomorrow, and we agreed to accompany your little beauty to choose a ring."

"Why do I feel like you want to pick up the ashes?"

"What do you say Pa. Hui?" The old guy's Chinese is very limited.

"It's nothing," he would kill, "I wonder why you're so active?"

"After all, you are finally getting married, and the bride is so beautiful, with such a good figure and heroic appearance, just like your mother when she was young."

"She's prettier than my mother."

"Listen," he said with the tone of a serious old man, "start talking to your wife now."

"Do you have anything else to do?"

"A trivial matter not worth mentioning." The old man lowered his voice and said, "She has never talked about a boyfriend."

"You really want to pick up ashes." How can a father-in-law pay attention to such things as his daughter-in-law?

"I think your skin is itchy!" He raised his voice, "Don't think that your father and I can't understand! You keep talking nonsense all day long!"

The old man prides himself that although he is engaged in underground business, he is also a respectable person in the society, so he must try to be as elegant as possible except in bed, and not be as rude as me.

I ignored him. After losing his temper, he said persistently, "I mean she can give you a baby."

"She was so poor that she killed her parents early in the morning."

"That identity is not real at first glance. I guess she has a lot of background."

"Maybe it's a note, send your son to a mental hospital." I said, "Send you to jail."

"Tiaozi doesn't arrange her status like that," said the old man. "I think she behaves like a well-bred family. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is noble. She must have a good background. Even if it is not very good, it doesn't matter. I Seeing that she has a peaceful personality, she is very..."

I couldn't help but interrupt him: "Didn't you never see her?"

"I went to see her secretly." The old man said furtively, "After all, it's the first time my son wants to marry a woman."

I said, "You made a mistake, the first time you want to marry is Amelie."

"You're mistaken," he said. "You never wanted to marry her."

I spared my schedule so that the idiot could accompany his little beauty to choose a ring, but for some reason, I came out suddenly.

For the first few seconds, I was, as usual, dazed.

Until you gradually see your surroundings clearly.

There is a slender figure in front of her. Her neck is really well maintained, as delicate as the skin of a newborn baby, without any roughness.

At this time, this little beauty stood in front of me like an adult, and said to the stupid guys with guns in front of her: "The money is all here, please go ahead."

This group of people are not Europeans in terms of skin color or hair color, and they babbled the language of their hometown. Fortunately, I can understand these random words. They said that this girl is very beautiful, and they are discussing whether to come one by one , or two by two.

I will never allow these bastards to get fucked by idiot women before me, but the guns in their hands are real guys.

And this idiot, not to mention a gun, doesn't even have a table knife in his pocket.

Since I don't have the capital for a decisive battle, I think, if I'm smart, I should yell "Hero, spare my life" and escape here as quickly as possible before they think of killing me, a guy who is in the way.After all, I am a person who cherishes my life. I don't want to lose my life, which is crippled but still alive, for a woman who has nothing to do with me.

I think that's why that idiot ran away.

Therefore, women must be optimistic about choosing a man. If they choose a man like me, it will be completely wrong.

But when I was observing the nearby terrain and silently studying the running plan in my heart, the little Lolita looked at me with an elbow: "You run." She spoke Chinese.

I looked at her without speaking, wanting to hear what she meant next.

If her intention is to ask me to call the cop, then I guarantee that she will explain that she is here today.

But she said: "I don't think they understand what I'm saying."

"..." There's no need to waste time explaining something so obvious, right?

"But I can see that they mainly want to rob sex." She said, "Run before they think about killing you."

I still didn't speak.

"Run!" she urged anxiously.

I said, "Then I'll go to the police."

"Fool, don't look for them, they see it as a gangster!" She said, "I will take revenge on you, run away!"

The underworld is not so blind, okay!I'm not willing to enjoy such a beautiful loli with a dozen or twenty girls!

I just said that I don't like women. At critical moments, they are always emotional. At this moment, I am sure that little Lolita has never figured out the true meaning of the word "female sex".

I wanted to stretch out my hand and pull her aside, but I thought it was too late for me to pierce her, so I poked my head out from her side and said with a smile in the language of Miscellaneous Country: "How are you guys?"

……

Until lunch time, the idiot still didn't come out, so I had no choice but to continue pretending.

Little Loli sat next to me, swaying her arms around me, and said softly and cutely in her red mouth: "Say it, Xiao Tiantian, what did you say to them?" ?”

"Guess what." Don't tell her.

"Why do I ask you if I can guess?" She pouted and threatened, "If I don't tell you, I'll kiss you!"

Only an idiot would say that!
She approached slowly, half-closed eyes showing menacing light.And I also raised my eyebrows, and my eyes happened to fall on the legs exposed from the side of her cheongsam.Her cheongsam is light blue, with embroidered grass on the skirt. It looks old and a little ordinary, but it looks beautiful and elegant when it is worn on her.

I feel that I have read countless girls, but I have to admit that in terms of beauty and temperament, there is no one who can compare with her.

So only I know how hard I tried to avoid her lips and say, "No."

She opened her eyes, thinking it was because she realized that she was not reserved enough, a faint blush appeared on her cheeks, she must be extremely embarrassed, and said: "Then just say it!"

"I told them a story."

"What story?" She opened her eyes wide.

"The story of Buddha feeding a tiger with his body."

"so what?"

"They were so touched, they put down their butcher knives." It's tiring to keep pretending to have such a cute accent!
"That's okay?" She said suspiciously, "Why can't I believe it?"

Of course it doesn’t work, and even I can’t believe it, because I didn’t talk shit about feeding tigers with my body. I just reported the model of their guns, the purchase channel, the names of their local leaders and even their family members.

(End of this chapter)