Midnight Restaurant

Chapter 139 It's All About Me

I yelled for help and ran home, but as soon as I came in, I found something was wrong!

Why is this house so messy?There are big black footprints all over the floor, broken bowls and pots are all over my coffee table, and there is a pile of rotten clothes... What the hell is going on?

I looked around wonderingly, and suddenly covered my nose: "Fuck, why does this smell so bad?!"

Yes, there is a stench in my house that I can't describe.

How should I put it, rotten meat, feces, vomit... the smell of these things mixed together.

"Fuck, it's not that this kid has lived in the mountains for many years and doesn't know how to use the toilet?! That's not right, then he always takes a bath, right? What the hell does this smell like?" I raised my eyebrows and turned to look at bathroom.

Just then, I suddenly heard a creak.

At that time, I looked up and saw that my bedroom was opened, and the moment I opened the door, a black air dispersed. After the black air dispersed, I immediately heard the voice of someone talking, and there was more than one voice!
Later I realized that the black air was a spell created by Chou Le to isolate the sound from outside, so when I first came in, there was no sound at all.

However, I didn't pay much attention to this issue at the time, and I didn't care if Qiu Le wanted to whisper inside.

The only thing I care about is fifteen or sixteen beggars who came out of my bedroom in shabby clothes and haven't bathed in months or even years?

"No... Hey, what are you doing, who are you!" I shouted loudly.

The group of beggars raised their heads and looked at me suspiciously. One of them smiled and walked up to me: "Who are you looking for?"

"Get out, what the hell am I looking for, this is my house, what are you doing here?"

When I said this was my house, the beggar was a little confused. At this time, Chou Le came out, his white clothes were also dirty. Seeing me, his indifferent face immediately squeezed out his smile that was uglier than crying , and then said to me: "Master, you are finally back, these days, I have a new understanding, in fact..."

"Stop! Don't talk about your comprehension, what are you doing, brother? I haven't been back for a few days, why are you turning my house into a gang of beggars? What are you doing? If you don't do good philosophers, you , have you begged for food?" I raised my eyebrows and looked at Chou Le in confusion.

In the end, this kid is so fucking shameless. He continued to laugh with me at that time, and it made me feel so blocked. So, people who can't laugh, don't laugh nonsense...

"Master, when you left, didn't you say that you can't rely on you for everything? I probably understand what you mean. You persuaded me to join the world at the beginning, which means that if you want to get rid of the hell in your heart, you must learn from the world around you." Hell started. Before you left, you told me that I couldn’t rely on you. I understood at that time that the reason you left was to give me space and let me get along with hell. These people live in dire straits every day, and I I want to get in touch with them..."

I took a deep breath, what the hell do I mean?

I obviously want to run you off, big brother, you...

I took a deep breath: "Dude, your comprehension ability is really overbearing... awesome." I gave a thumbs up.

In the end, in the end, Chou Le even laughed!Embarrassed smile!

It's time for a dog, me, why should I bring this kid into my house?I can really do it.

But then I found out that it wasn't too bad, the worst thing was that this group of beggars surrounded me, Chou Le didn't know what to say to them in the room, and when they heard Chou Le calling me master, they also followed one by one Shout, some will come up to massage me.

I couldn't take it anymore, I threw my arms back to make these people back, then I stood on the sofa and pointed at Chou Le: "Boy! You are wasting all my painstaking efforts, Master, do you think the words I said before leaving Just to let you turn my family into a gang of beggars?"

Chou Le was taken aback for a moment, his face suddenly changed, and he looked at me with some horror: "I... Did I understand wrong?"

"It's too wrong, what...you drive them away first, hurry up."

"But Master..."

"What kind of teacher, let me tell you, you've chosen the wrong 'hell' at all. It seems that you have lived on the mountain for too long and have no life experience. Let me tell you, most of these people are fake , drive a Mercedes-Benz BMW to go to work, you know? You have to choose "hell", you go to bars, nightclubs, those beautiful girls, women who have lost their way, they live in dire straits every day, and they need you and me to save... that what, Don't talk nonsense, do you want to learn something from me? Hurry up..."

I said a lot, although Chou Le is an idiot, he seems to understand what I mean. At that time, he definitely "seems to understand", because this bone demon probably has no brains in the skeleton, so his IQ is lower than normal people , The way of thinking about problems is different from normal people, maybe he's thinking about something wrong again.

But anyway, at least my house is quiet now, I took a deep breath... halfway through it, I coughed, this smell is not suitable for breathing.

Looking at the messy house, my heart feels like a knife.

"Master, do I..."

Chou Lelai came to apologize to me. Although I was angry at the time, I still stayed awake. First, I couldn't beat this kid. Secondly, I haven't forgotten that the executioner asked me to do something. Later, I have to beg Chou Le to help me, be my bodyguard or something.

So I laughed dryly: "No, it's not your fault, it's me... I overestimated your comprehension ability, what, don't blame yourself, let's throw away all these things that should be thrown away, and then clean up, I You still have to sleep."

"Yes, master, next time I will think carefully about every word you said to me." After finishing speaking, Chou Le nodded respectfully to me.

I originally decided to pack my things first, and I was talking to Chou Le about him being my bodyguard.

As a result, the problem quickly reappeared.

I saw a bowl on the coffee table, a beggar's broken bowl, so I threw it at the door at random, planning to pile it up together, and throw it down when I turned around and bagged it.

Chou Le saw that I did this, and he did the same. He picked up a broken ten thousand and threw it away...

boom! !

Then I heard such a sound, I was so shocked, I almost jumped up from the sofa, and then I looked back, well, I stuck all the broken pieces of the bowl on my wall!
"I, you..." I stared at Chou Le.

He was also taken aback, and then looked at me: "I have used too much strength..."

It's too late, is this kid my nemesis?I'll go, rent a house!I hurriedly grabbed Chou Le and asked him to stand where he was, just watch, and there was no need to do anything else. If we continued playing, the landlord would come to collect the rent next month, and I would have to sell blood.

But after tidying up for a long time, I found that I really don't have any talent for tidying up, and the house is messier than before.I'm rotten, clumsy, Chou Le, the whole useless person, I feel that my house can't be restored to its original state today.

However, I have always been a child favored by God. Just when I was at a loss, someone rang the doorbell. I walked to the door and opened it to see that Yin Guoer was standing there looking at me with a smile.

"Hello, middle-aged man, Sister Lan called me just now, you are all back, why don't you go to see me, middle-aged man, you are so mean..." Yin Guoer glanced at me .

"Don't mention it, I was called to go to work as soon as I came back... Also, don't look at me like that, there are no gifts."

The face that was originally smiling collapsed at that moment: "Oh! Why are you so middle-aged! You are too much, you haven't seen me for so many days, let alone miss me, but you still ... Oh! Middle-aged man, you smell so bad, what's the smell here? Has your toilet burst?"

This girl pushed and fought with me to walk into my house, and finally, she smelled the delicious smell.

At that time, my face was full of black lines: "Your toilet just burst, it's hard to talk about it, I..."

I was about to explain something to Yin Guoer briefly, but Yin Guoer met Chou Le in the room. Yin Guoer raised her eyebrows and looked at me: "Who is he?"

"Ah, Chou Le, he is..."

Chou Le also frowned at this moment: "Nightmare?"

I raised my eyebrows, let me go, you are so knowledgeable and talented, you recognize it at a glance?

"Come on, let me introduce you. This is... It's Chou Le, my follower. This Yin Guoer, a woman who is obsessed with me, looks like a little fly, annoying!"

Then they both stared at me.

"Look at you, did you make a mistake?"

I squinted at the two of them, and both of them stared at each other cautiously. After a while, the atmosphere finally gradually became normal.

Yin Guoer was a little dissatisfied, and hummed: "Then she lives with you, where should I live?"

"Aren't you living with your parents?"

"My parents are back..."

"Then continue to live with Manman, just like in the past."

As a result, Yin Guoer shook her little head: "Manman checked out and said that she has some things to go home recently. Hey, it's just in time to pay the rent. I don't think it's interesting to live by myself, so I decided not to rent it. Anyway, your house has Place... But why did you get a man to live here now, middle-aged man, you are not a pervert, are you? "

"You're a pervert... um, you're a little perceptive, that girl, get off the sofa for me, go to the bathroom to get a mop, and clean up the room for me!"

I looked fierce, but I was smiling in my heart.

That's right, that's why I'm so happy for Yin Guoer's arrival.

After all, she is also a girl, she is probably better than men when it comes to cleaning the house...

"Why me! I just came here, I didn't do it..." Yin Guoer raised her eyebrows.

"Hey, can I rest assured if you do this in the future? Huh? Do you still want me to be euthanized? A girl like you can't do anything. I'm training you, do you understand? Ah? I'll give you a chance Well, don't cherish it, let me tell you..."

"Oh...then why didn't he do it?" Yin Guoer pouted.

"You can euthanize me, can he?"

"Oh……"

With that said, Yin Guoer went to wipe the floor.In other words, although this girl is usually crazy, I didn't expect that when she does something, her hands and feet are really agile. Sure enough, she still has the attributes of a normal girl.

For about two hours, my house was much cleaner. I stared at Yin Guoer and thought of something serious.

"Hey, Guo'er, don't rub it first, it's almost done, come on..." As I spoke, I hooked my fingers to Yin Guoer.

(End of this chapter)