Midnight Restaurant
Chapter 212
Chapter 212
After chatting with the proprietress, I arrived at the restaurant, but the problem is that the proprietress basically didn't say anything to me except for upgrading my equipment.
So much so that I never knew how my body was restored by the proprietress.
Humans sometimes like to scare themselves.
Like me, I'm one of the best... I remember a few years ago, I just graduated and didn't have a job, and I was hanging around at home every day.Occasionally, when I urinate, I was surprised to find that the inside of my penis was purple!At that time, I searched on Baidu for more than a week, and arranged various terminal illnesses for myself. At one time, my heart was ashamed, and I was in a trance every day.
A week later, I went to the hospital... At that time, it cost 27 yuan to register, but the doctor said to me after reading it, I almost died of anger, he said, normal people have this color.
It's a true story...I'm so sad.
Now, I am making the same mistake as before.I was worried, I was always afraid that I was no longer a human being, transformed by the proprietress' black technology, and turned into a monster who didn't recognize ghosts.Occasionally, one day, when I got home from get off work, I woke up within three hours of sleep, and dragged Chou Le, who was in a daze on the sofa, in a trance: "Master Le, really, don't hide it from me...Have I sleepwalked recently? Is there a phenomenon of cannibalism? Look at me, me, am I still popular?"
"Master, in the past three days, you have repeatedly asked me these questions seventeen times..."
I slapped my forehead: "So many times? Sure enough, I can't use my brain..."
Yin Guoer came out of the bedroom with a yawn at this time, and glanced at me: "You've started acting like a monster again, I really can't do anything about you... Sister Lan has told you more than 80 times, you are still a human being."
"No, but these two days I always feel that I am top-heavy, and look, I have taken cold showers these days, but I didn't catch a cold? Tell me, has my physique changed? "
I stared nervously at Chou Le and Yin Guoer, they looked at each other, Yin Guoer shrugged, Chou Le followed Yin Guoer's example and shrugged very lamely.
Chou Le got dressed and stood up from the sofa: "Master, I see that you are also hungry. What would you like to eat today? I'll go get some breakfast."
"I... whatever... the lighter one, I don't know if my mutated body needs to avoid spicy food."
Qiu Le looked at me helplessly, turned and left.
Then I sat on the sofa in a daze, Yin Guoer yawned a little, went to the bathroom, and prepared to go back to the bedroom in a daze.I dashed forward: "Guo'er, don't go! You have to watch me, if I turn into a monster or something, it's hard to say how the flesh on my body grows!"
Yin Guoer glared at me: "Chou Le is gone, middle-aged man, if you continue to disturb my sleep, believe it or not, I pushed you back?! Want to experience euthanasia?"
I immediately let go, Miss, sleep well.
Then, in the empty bedroom, I was left alone.
He looked at his hands and feet, picked up the fruit knife on the table, and thought that he should test his self-healing ability?Sure enough, forget it... I'm so afraid of pain, being able to heal itself doesn't mean I don't feel pain, does it?
So, I helplessly lay down and looked at my phone, trying to divert my attention.
I was watching Baidu News at the time, and I happened to see an interesting piece of news about a man who had lost his girlfriend, and started posting missing person notices on major websites and TV stations, and there was an advertisement for this on TV yesterday.I thought at the time, this kid is quite rich.
Originally, it shouldn't be a joke that people are in a hurry to find someone.
But the reason why it turned sour today is because someone broke the news that the photo of the missing person posted by this person was a photo of the face of a highly simulated physical doll...
I clicked on the news and took a closer look, oh, sure enough, the corresponding pictures are exactly the same.
Either this man is playing tricks, looking for a doll based on missing person notices, or this girl has plastic surgery based on the face of a real doll.
I was giggling.
But later, I reflected on the crux of the problem.
This man got the missing person notice to at least five TV stations, which means he still has some money, so it has something to do with it, right?A normal rich man wants to play with dolls...
"The world is so big, there are so many wonders..." I pouted.
Of course, it could also be that this kid is bored and deliberately doing this to attract attention.Missing person notice looking for a doll, heh, why can't you just buy another one?
I read a few more news, all of which were quite boring, but the transfer effect was achieved, and I did not continue to think about my physical problems.
Moreover, drowsiness struck me, I was about to fall asleep... Just when I was about to enter the illusory dream world and enjoy the sweet dreams, click, the door opened!
That boy Qiu Le came in with a delicious breakfast.
My nose was like a small fish biting the bait, pulling my body to sit up.
"Damn it...it's really time for you to come back, what to buy? Huh?" I rubbed my eyes and sat up.
"Buns, potato pancakes, and some..."
Chou Le put the food on the coffee table one by one, and I picked up a potato pancake and ate it. While eating, I complained: "It's not Le Ye, you run so fast, it's a pity to waste resources... There is a breakfast restaurant in the north of the city , The food is very delicious. Next time you go to buy from them, but remember, don't teleport to scare the old man and old lady."
"Yes, Master, I understand." Chou Le nodded.
I ate one hash brown and was about to get a second.This girl Yin Guoer likes to grab food from me, and when she wakes up, I'm going to eat a few more.But when I was groping, I didn't find the potato pancakes. Instead, I found a few pieces of paper in Chou Le's breakfast pocket.At that time, I thought it was a newspaper, and I felt sick for a while, why use newspaper to wrap breakfast.
In the end, I took it out and saw that there were four words written on the paper: Notice of Missing Person?
Why?Why is this another missing person notice...
"What is this..." While biting the potato pancakes, I boredly scanned the missing person notice in my hand, and asked by the way, "How did this thing end up in the breakfast pocket?"
"Oh? It's like this... The master said before that helping others is the foundation of happiness. I have never understood that helping others is indirectly causing trouble for myself? I was thinking, whether there is happiness in hell. So, I When I saw this thing, I tore it off... If there is a chance, I can help this person, isn't he looking for someone?"
I have black lines all over my face.
When I continued to look down, I frowned. I suddenly found that there was a photo of the missing person printed on this piece of paper. A woman looked very beautiful and looked familiar... Think about it carefully, what the hell?Isn't this the heroine of the funny news just now?
It's the physical doll, the kind that gives otaku a lot of love...
I'll go, how boring is this kid?Not only posting advertisements, but also printing small advertisements and sticking them on the wall?
"There is such a person, who is more frankly than me... Boring... Eh? Zhao Wenze? No, isn't the person who posted the missing person notice called Cheng Dahai?"
I took out my phone in confusion, and sure enough, I remembered correctly, the person who posted the missing person notice was indeed called Cheng Dahai... Then this guy named Zhao Wenze also lost his baby?There are so many nerds now... and they are so boring.
I laughed dryly and put down the missing person notice.
I really didn't take this matter seriously at first, originally, this world has never lacked one kind of people, and that is boring people.There is a saying that goes well, as long as people are stupid, every day is Children's Day!
But just when I was about to pick up the third piece of potato cake... I was so surprised to find out, when did there become so many stupid people in this world?
Next to the potato cake is another plastic bag, which I see is full of missing person notices.
At first glance, I didn't think much about it, I just asked Chou Le in surprise: "What's the matter, you have a part-time job? Distributing leaflets to people? How much is it for an hour?"
Chou Le shook his head: "No, Master, I tore these down along the way..."
"You are sick?"
"No master, I just want to help others..."
My face is full of black lines, is this kid stupid?If you want to help others, you can just tear off one piece. Is it useful for you to tear off so many?Are you afraid that others will delay your helping others or what?
Just when I was about to ask Chou Le what was wrong, I was taken aback for a moment. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the signature under the missing person notice, which seemed to be wrong... It wasn't Zhao Wenze, nor Cheng Dahai, but Wu Dong ?Why did this change again?
At this time, I finally realized that something was wrong, and I quickly took out the seventeen or eighteen missing person notices in the plastic bag. I was surprised to find that these missing person notices were actually very different. The only thing they had in common was that photo.All those physical dolls.The difference is that the signatures are different, and the content of the expression is not exactly the same except for the meaning of losing a girlfriend, the words and sentence patterns are not exactly the same.
"Is this...dolls mass-produced? What's wrong with this?"
I looked at the pile of missing person notices inexplicably, and finally got into a ball. I turned my head and concluded to Chou Le: "It's okay, okay, Master Le, it looks like a liar, playing with others, why do you have everything?" Xin, when you see this matter in the future, analyze it carefully. Come on, let's eat."
"Oh... it's the master."
"Eat, eat."
……
After breakfast, I went back to sleep.My ability to sleep back into the cage is amazing, really, no one can compare with me.Once I get back to sleep in the cage, I can sleep from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm.
When I got up at five o'clock, Yin Guoer told me with a smile that I asked the boss's wife for leave tonight.
Leave me alone to take care of the sound in the store or something.
I was very upset at the time, because I don't know what happened recently, there are so many customers in the store!How should I put it, basically the downstairs is full every day.
I have been feeling uncomfortable recently, and psychological factors have affected my daily life and work attitude.
Thinking of whether this girl will come tonight or not, and I'm the only one who is busy in the restaurant, I was upset at the time.But Yin Guoer had already ran out the door with a smile on her face.I had no choice but to cast my eyes on Chou Le in the end: "Master Le, come work with me tonight, and I will give you a bonus later, 100 yuan, is it enough?"
(End of this chapter)
After chatting with the proprietress, I arrived at the restaurant, but the problem is that the proprietress basically didn't say anything to me except for upgrading my equipment.
So much so that I never knew how my body was restored by the proprietress.
Humans sometimes like to scare themselves.
Like me, I'm one of the best... I remember a few years ago, I just graduated and didn't have a job, and I was hanging around at home every day.Occasionally, when I urinate, I was surprised to find that the inside of my penis was purple!At that time, I searched on Baidu for more than a week, and arranged various terminal illnesses for myself. At one time, my heart was ashamed, and I was in a trance every day.
A week later, I went to the hospital... At that time, it cost 27 yuan to register, but the doctor said to me after reading it, I almost died of anger, he said, normal people have this color.
It's a true story...I'm so sad.
Now, I am making the same mistake as before.I was worried, I was always afraid that I was no longer a human being, transformed by the proprietress' black technology, and turned into a monster who didn't recognize ghosts.Occasionally, one day, when I got home from get off work, I woke up within three hours of sleep, and dragged Chou Le, who was in a daze on the sofa, in a trance: "Master Le, really, don't hide it from me...Have I sleepwalked recently? Is there a phenomenon of cannibalism? Look at me, me, am I still popular?"
"Master, in the past three days, you have repeatedly asked me these questions seventeen times..."
I slapped my forehead: "So many times? Sure enough, I can't use my brain..."
Yin Guoer came out of the bedroom with a yawn at this time, and glanced at me: "You've started acting like a monster again, I really can't do anything about you... Sister Lan has told you more than 80 times, you are still a human being."
"No, but these two days I always feel that I am top-heavy, and look, I have taken cold showers these days, but I didn't catch a cold? Tell me, has my physique changed? "
I stared nervously at Chou Le and Yin Guoer, they looked at each other, Yin Guoer shrugged, Chou Le followed Yin Guoer's example and shrugged very lamely.
Chou Le got dressed and stood up from the sofa: "Master, I see that you are also hungry. What would you like to eat today? I'll go get some breakfast."
"I... whatever... the lighter one, I don't know if my mutated body needs to avoid spicy food."
Qiu Le looked at me helplessly, turned and left.
Then I sat on the sofa in a daze, Yin Guoer yawned a little, went to the bathroom, and prepared to go back to the bedroom in a daze.I dashed forward: "Guo'er, don't go! You have to watch me, if I turn into a monster or something, it's hard to say how the flesh on my body grows!"
Yin Guoer glared at me: "Chou Le is gone, middle-aged man, if you continue to disturb my sleep, believe it or not, I pushed you back?! Want to experience euthanasia?"
I immediately let go, Miss, sleep well.
Then, in the empty bedroom, I was left alone.
He looked at his hands and feet, picked up the fruit knife on the table, and thought that he should test his self-healing ability?Sure enough, forget it... I'm so afraid of pain, being able to heal itself doesn't mean I don't feel pain, does it?
So, I helplessly lay down and looked at my phone, trying to divert my attention.
I was watching Baidu News at the time, and I happened to see an interesting piece of news about a man who had lost his girlfriend, and started posting missing person notices on major websites and TV stations, and there was an advertisement for this on TV yesterday.I thought at the time, this kid is quite rich.
Originally, it shouldn't be a joke that people are in a hurry to find someone.
But the reason why it turned sour today is because someone broke the news that the photo of the missing person posted by this person was a photo of the face of a highly simulated physical doll...
I clicked on the news and took a closer look, oh, sure enough, the corresponding pictures are exactly the same.
Either this man is playing tricks, looking for a doll based on missing person notices, or this girl has plastic surgery based on the face of a real doll.
I was giggling.
But later, I reflected on the crux of the problem.
This man got the missing person notice to at least five TV stations, which means he still has some money, so it has something to do with it, right?A normal rich man wants to play with dolls...
"The world is so big, there are so many wonders..." I pouted.
Of course, it could also be that this kid is bored and deliberately doing this to attract attention.Missing person notice looking for a doll, heh, why can't you just buy another one?
I read a few more news, all of which were quite boring, but the transfer effect was achieved, and I did not continue to think about my physical problems.
Moreover, drowsiness struck me, I was about to fall asleep... Just when I was about to enter the illusory dream world and enjoy the sweet dreams, click, the door opened!
That boy Qiu Le came in with a delicious breakfast.
My nose was like a small fish biting the bait, pulling my body to sit up.
"Damn it...it's really time for you to come back, what to buy? Huh?" I rubbed my eyes and sat up.
"Buns, potato pancakes, and some..."
Chou Le put the food on the coffee table one by one, and I picked up a potato pancake and ate it. While eating, I complained: "It's not Le Ye, you run so fast, it's a pity to waste resources... There is a breakfast restaurant in the north of the city , The food is very delicious. Next time you go to buy from them, but remember, don't teleport to scare the old man and old lady."
"Yes, Master, I understand." Chou Le nodded.
I ate one hash brown and was about to get a second.This girl Yin Guoer likes to grab food from me, and when she wakes up, I'm going to eat a few more.But when I was groping, I didn't find the potato pancakes. Instead, I found a few pieces of paper in Chou Le's breakfast pocket.At that time, I thought it was a newspaper, and I felt sick for a while, why use newspaper to wrap breakfast.
In the end, I took it out and saw that there were four words written on the paper: Notice of Missing Person?
Why?Why is this another missing person notice...
"What is this..." While biting the potato pancakes, I boredly scanned the missing person notice in my hand, and asked by the way, "How did this thing end up in the breakfast pocket?"
"Oh? It's like this... The master said before that helping others is the foundation of happiness. I have never understood that helping others is indirectly causing trouble for myself? I was thinking, whether there is happiness in hell. So, I When I saw this thing, I tore it off... If there is a chance, I can help this person, isn't he looking for someone?"
I have black lines all over my face.
When I continued to look down, I frowned. I suddenly found that there was a photo of the missing person printed on this piece of paper. A woman looked very beautiful and looked familiar... Think about it carefully, what the hell?Isn't this the heroine of the funny news just now?
It's the physical doll, the kind that gives otaku a lot of love...
I'll go, how boring is this kid?Not only posting advertisements, but also printing small advertisements and sticking them on the wall?
"There is such a person, who is more frankly than me... Boring... Eh? Zhao Wenze? No, isn't the person who posted the missing person notice called Cheng Dahai?"
I took out my phone in confusion, and sure enough, I remembered correctly, the person who posted the missing person notice was indeed called Cheng Dahai... Then this guy named Zhao Wenze also lost his baby?There are so many nerds now... and they are so boring.
I laughed dryly and put down the missing person notice.
I really didn't take this matter seriously at first, originally, this world has never lacked one kind of people, and that is boring people.There is a saying that goes well, as long as people are stupid, every day is Children's Day!
But just when I was about to pick up the third piece of potato cake... I was so surprised to find out, when did there become so many stupid people in this world?
Next to the potato cake is another plastic bag, which I see is full of missing person notices.
At first glance, I didn't think much about it, I just asked Chou Le in surprise: "What's the matter, you have a part-time job? Distributing leaflets to people? How much is it for an hour?"
Chou Le shook his head: "No, Master, I tore these down along the way..."
"You are sick?"
"No master, I just want to help others..."
My face is full of black lines, is this kid stupid?If you want to help others, you can just tear off one piece. Is it useful for you to tear off so many?Are you afraid that others will delay your helping others or what?
Just when I was about to ask Chou Le what was wrong, I was taken aback for a moment. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the signature under the missing person notice, which seemed to be wrong... It wasn't Zhao Wenze, nor Cheng Dahai, but Wu Dong ?Why did this change again?
At this time, I finally realized that something was wrong, and I quickly took out the seventeen or eighteen missing person notices in the plastic bag. I was surprised to find that these missing person notices were actually very different. The only thing they had in common was that photo.All those physical dolls.The difference is that the signatures are different, and the content of the expression is not exactly the same except for the meaning of losing a girlfriend, the words and sentence patterns are not exactly the same.
"Is this...dolls mass-produced? What's wrong with this?"
I looked at the pile of missing person notices inexplicably, and finally got into a ball. I turned my head and concluded to Chou Le: "It's okay, okay, Master Le, it looks like a liar, playing with others, why do you have everything?" Xin, when you see this matter in the future, analyze it carefully. Come on, let's eat."
"Oh... it's the master."
"Eat, eat."
……
After breakfast, I went back to sleep.My ability to sleep back into the cage is amazing, really, no one can compare with me.Once I get back to sleep in the cage, I can sleep from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm.
When I got up at five o'clock, Yin Guoer told me with a smile that I asked the boss's wife for leave tonight.
Leave me alone to take care of the sound in the store or something.
I was very upset at the time, because I don't know what happened recently, there are so many customers in the store!How should I put it, basically the downstairs is full every day.
I have been feeling uncomfortable recently, and psychological factors have affected my daily life and work attitude.
Thinking of whether this girl will come tonight or not, and I'm the only one who is busy in the restaurant, I was upset at the time.But Yin Guoer had already ran out the door with a smile on her face.I had no choice but to cast my eyes on Chou Le in the end: "Master Le, come work with me tonight, and I will give you a bonus later, 100 yuan, is it enough?"
(End of this chapter)
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