Chapter 281
I can't help it, I really can't come up with any strong evidence to tell the replica Lan sister in front of me that men are terrible creatures.

"Sleep, sleep, okay?!" I climbed onto the bed helplessly, and got under the quilt.

The same is true for the replica of Sister Lan, who followed me in, but everything was not as simple as I thought.sleep?That's the best result, but... this woman probably doesn't want to sleep at all.

I lay there, and she faced me face to face, smiling for a while, touching my eyes, nose and so on...

"Hiss, what are you doing?" I raised my eyebrows, did I really want me to sleep?
"I think you look so interesting... the ones outside are the same, we all look alike... But when you look closely, they are different, and they are all so weak. Oh, by the way, the guy with wrinkled skin seems to be stronger than the others. Be stronger. Oh yes, you too..."

I was taken aback, what did this woman say?

They are so weak?it's the same?
Could it be the ordinary people he just saw along the way?So who is it that has wrinkled skin?
Think carefully, executioner!
But I don't understand the last sentence, what do you mean me too?

"Hey, what's wrong with me?"

"What's the matter? Hey, why don't you stay closer to me, it's very comfortable to be closer to me..." Said, the replica Lan sister pulled me.

I didn't look like the past at first, but... I'm not as strong as her, and in the end I was dragged by her.

"Hey, hey, you've turned my face on me like this, you're playing a hooligan, do you know that?" My face was full of black lines.

Being pulled over by a girl, my dignity as a man was gone.

"It's boring, I'm not tired all of a sudden..." Sister Lan hugged my arm tightly. I raised my eyebrows at that time, and found that this woman looked at me in a wrong way. What is she going to do? !

"Hey, hey, what are you doing, I tell you, I have a big move, don't mess with me! Zooming in will scare you to death!"

"What? I didn't mess with you...Oh, yes, I'm bored. Hey, you just said that human beings reproduce. What is it? You haven't finished talking, keep talking."

I have black lines all over my face.

I dare you to stay up in the middle of the night because you want to listen to dirty jokes, right?

"Not suitable for children."

"What is a child?"

"It's just a child, a very small one...well, just born."

"I?"

"Younger than you."

The counterfeit sister Lan thought for a while, then giggled: "Then there is no one here, so let's talk..."

Talk about your brother-in-law, if you say it, you will be harmonized!
I continued to shake my head, and the next moment, sister Lan suddenly sat up from the bed!This action scared me. At that time, I rolled out of bed and almost sat on the ground. After standing up in a panic, I stared at her: "You...what are you doing?! Ah? Don't say dirty jokes, just say a word Do you still want to kill people if you disagree?"

In the end, the woman ignored me, but put her head against the wall with a puzzled expression. The place where her ear was pressed was exactly where she poked the hole with her finger before...

I just realized one thing at this time, damn it!This... there is a hole in the wall!
How do you explain the rounds tomorrow morning? !
How much do I have to pay? I'll go...

I was so upset at the time, but at this moment, the replica Lan sister was lying on the wall and muttering: "What sound... seems to be... very painful?"

Originally, I was very depressed and wanted to question Miss Lan, but seeing her now, I was a little curious: "Hey, what are you listening to?"

"There's someone next door, but it sounds like it's uncomfortable...strange."

"what?"

Confused, I patted her on the shoulder.

"Get out of the way, let me listen..."

The counterfeit sister Lan obediently gave me a seat, so I lay on the wall, and through the small eyes, I vaguely heard some movement, very subtle... probably because the counterfeit sister Lan has a different physique, so I can hear it well clearer than me.I have been identifying this for a long time, and at first I couldn't figure it out, but then I suddenly realized it!
"You... you are enough, what is this uncomfortable? Is it very comfortable over there?! Okay, go to sleep."

Hehe, there is a couple next door who are giving birth.

But the reprinted sister Lan didn't understand: "But the voice is obviously very strange..."

"Strange ghost, sleep."

She groaned and lay down.

but me……

"Lie down first, and I'll listen to it... Maybe it's really strange." I smiled and lay down again.

"No, you lied to me! It's obviously a fun thing, and I want to listen to it..."

"Hey, hey, don't grab me!"

"I discovered it first!"

"You girl, aren't you ashamed? Go to sleep... Oh, it hurts, it hurts, don't pinch me!"

So, we two started to fight for that hole, and after more than ten minutes, the sound from the next door still continued, and now, I have reached an agreement with the replica version of Lan, each listening for 1 minute...

Well, we're both so fucking bored.

"Hey, what the hell are they doing? Listen...it seems like fun."

"Yeah, it's very fun... As I told you, the sacred and warm reproduction of offspring." I raised my eyebrows.

At this time, the replica Lan sister changed places with me, and at the same time looked at me in surprise: "Really? Then we will come too!"

My face was covered with black lines, and I almost spat out blood: "Fuck off, that's something only couples, lovers, and couples can do."

"Oh...then what is our relationship?"

"We, we..." I was thinking about how to answer, when suddenly, there was a roar, scream, growl, and cry from the small hole in my ear! !
These complex sounds are intertwined, and I took a step back in fright.

"What... what's wrong with this? Is it hard to reproduce offspring?" Sister Lan looked at me suspiciously.

I was stunned for three seconds, and jumped off the bed with a slap on my thigh: "Reproduce ass, something must have happened..."

As I said that, I hurried to the door. At that time, I reacted completely instinctively and opened the door directly. The replica Lan sister was very fast and followed me curiously. At this time, I came to the door next door, and the screams inside became clearer.

"Hey! What's the matter?! Hey!!" I slammed the door hard twice.

The screams inside continued, accompanied by calls for help.

"Damn it, it can't be opened!" I pushed the door, but it didn't.

At this time, the replica Lan sister came to me: "Do you want to go in?"

"Yeah, didn't you hear the cry for help..."

"Call for help...do you have to save me?"

This is a strange question, and I really can't think of the answer, but, you can't do nothing, can you?

I didn't say a word, and continued to knock on the door, but the replica Lan seemed to understand what I meant, and then gently stretched out a hand. Really, it looked very light, but she pushed the whole door open!
I was about to cry.

door!The matter of the wall is not over yet, here is another door?
It's over, bankruptcy is settled.

Of course, this is not what should be concerned about now. The most important thing now is to figure out what is going on with the cry for help from the next door.

I went in, and there was a smell of blood in the room at that time!

I looked forward and saw that the big bed in the hotel was covered with blood. Two bloody men, a man and a woman, were trembling and crying for help.

And in front of them was a man in white clothes and a clown hood. When he heard me knocking on the door and coming in, he turned his head a little bit and looked at me.

Here, there are two strange things.

First, in this room full of blood, he was covered in white, but he didn't even get a drop of blood on him, it was unbelievable.Er This person is covered with black energy, look carefully, it is not the black energy of ghosts or monsters, it is a demon!This is a devil!No, or, this person is possessed by a demon!
"Sister Lan, save me!"

As I said that, I rushed forward two and a half steps, and then I stopped, why is Mao's copy of Sister Lan not moving?Why am I the only one rushing up?
I turn back.

"Who is Sister Lan?" She looked at me suspiciously.

At that time, my face was full of black lines, I pointed at her, thought for a long time, and said, "Miss Xiaolan, is it okay? It's you, go, kill him!"

But, speaking... when I called out "Sister Xiaolan" for Mao, I felt my height shrink sharply, much like saying "I am the famous Detective Conan who looks like a child but has an IQ that surpasses ordinary people"? !I bother!Conan is really possessed.

But my sister Xiaolan is very obedient!
At that time, without saying a word, he walked directly in front of the clown in white.

There was a sneer on the corner of the clown's mouth. Obviously at this moment he still disdained Miss Xiaolan. The next moment, his figure disappeared. In fact, he did not disappear, but teleported behind Miss Xiaolan. When Miss Xiaolan turned around, the clown disappeared again.

After playing it over and over a dozen times like this, when the clown reappeared, he dragged a small dagger in his hand!Silver and white, the pattern is quite beautiful.But I had no intention of admiring it, and shouted: "Miss Lan, be careful!"

Miss Xiaolan heard my shout and turned around suddenly, but the clown disappeared.

But at the moment when she disappeared, Miss Xiaolan who turned around suddenly raised her hand behind her back!

Almost at the same time, the clown appeared behind Ms. Xiaolan, and was grabbed by Ms. Xiaolan's neck, and then threw it to the ground. At that time, I heard a bang and felt the whole building vibrate.

"Flickering, you're so annoying..." Miss Xiaolan stared at the clown who had been thrown in front of her like a little girl who was irritated.At the same time, a black air suddenly floated out from the top of the clown's head, it was the demon's body!
Except for extremely high-level demons, other demons in the human world can only harm people by attaching to the human body. Once they leave the human body, they must quickly find the entrance to hell, otherwise they will die in a short time.And among these demons, a few have the means to open the gates of hell in a short time.

I don't know about the one in front of me. In short, it wants to run away.

At that time, I was about to activate the body-fixing technique to immobilize this guy, but Miss Xiaolan's hands were faster, and she directly grabbed the demon's neck.Then before I could speak, I crushed the demon with my hands!
No mercy!

This behavior is very similar to that of Sister Lan.

"I'll go, Miss Xiaolan, you are straightforward enough."

"Because it's annoying..."

I laughed dryly, and was about to comfort the injured couple, and at the same time see if the injury was fatal or not.But at this time, the security guards from the hotel came. After all, Sister Lan just fell so hard that I felt my feet tremble, and others must be able to feel it too.

(End of this chapter)

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