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315 Chapter 313, bursts of laughter

"I just said, there is an old artist who is better than my elder brother, so I didn't lie to everyone."

Shen Qiushi said with a smile.

"Haha, it's really amazing!"

"The old man is awesome!!"

"That's my father-in-law!!"

"..."

The audience was laughing and joking. In the past, Shen Qiushi was always on the TV screen. Now, the audience at the scene were also very excited to be able to have such a close contact.

One show after another, the actors on stage tonight are all the best in Wu Gang's circle, and the ones who performed are all the best jokes. Therefore, the response from the scene is also very good, and there are constant laughter.

Normally, Zi Wenxuan's performance lasts six performances, about two and a half hours. The time is too long, and the audience can't sit still. They were all quite excited and accidentally talked a little more. If they said a little more in each performance, it would take a long time. By the time Shen Qiushan and Wu Gang were about to go on stage, the performance had already lasted two and a half hours.

"Master, today's performance may be overtime." One of Wu Gang's apprentices approached Wu Gang who was about to take the stage, and he called Xiaoliu. He had studied with Wu Gang for seven or eight years, and he was usually the one who dealt with the theater.

"How much fine do I have to pay?" Wu Gang asked.

"One hour, plus 30 for the venue and labor costs." Xiao Liu said with a bitter face. Zi Wenxuan's performances only bring actors, and the other staff members are from other theaters. After the normal performance, they will get off work. If the performance is overtime The personnel also have to work overtime. There are [-] to [-] staff members serving the performance, plus other miscellaneous expenses, the total is [-] an hour, which is not a sky-high price.

Wu Gang and his group didn't have much money. He only became famous after appearing in "Cross-Boundary Comedy".

"It's okay, let's do it, even if it's until tomorrow morning, I'll pay for it." Shen Qiushan said with a smile.

"Junior Brother, you are too polite. I can still afford the money." Wu Gang said.

Shen Qiushan waved his hand: "Senior brother, you don't need to argue about this, everyone will be a family from now on."

"That's right." Wu Gang nodded, and waved at Xiao Liuyi: "I heard it all, go, tell the theater manager, and the overtime fee will be paid."

"Okay~!" Xiao Liu agreed and left in a hurry.

As soon as he left, Shen Qiushi also completed the curtain call on the stage.

Shen Qiushan and Wu Gang looked at each other, pulled the curtain at the entrance of the arena, and stepped into the arena.

Wow~!

Uncle Shan! !
Brother Gang! !
The main character finally appeared on the stage, and the audience who had been waiting for a long time cheered. The theater was completely boiling. The audience in the back and the extra seats on both sides took out their camera and video equipment one after another, and the on-site flashes flashed non-stop.

Many spectators rushed to the front and handed over the gifts they had prepared.

And these gifts are also varied, including dolls, flowers, and gifts packed in gift bags...

Both Shen Qiushan and Wu Gang were dressed in coats. They first bowed to the audience and said hello, and then began to accept gifts from everyone. Many audiences took advantage of the gift giving opportunity to hold on to Shen Qiushan, Hugs, photoshoots...

After a while of busy work, the front of the stage finally calmed down.

Shen Qiushan walked up to the microphone stand, and smiled lightly: "Thank you, everyone, you are so enthusiastic, and the cross talk is as good as a purchase."

Wu Gang: "It means the audience likes us."

Shen Qiushan nodded: "Well, this is true, but there is a sentence that I don't know if I should say it or not. You said that you gave so many gifts and flowers. These flowers can't be kept. They will wither tomorrow. , As for the gift, you don't know if I like it or not..."

"So?" Wu Gang asked.

"So, it's better to discount it..." Shen Qiushan smiled lightly.

There was laughter at the scene.

"The co-author is a money fan." Wu Gang added.

"Just kidding, I've finally arrived at our brother's class, I guess everyone is familiar with it." Shen Qiushan patted his chest: "I, Shen Qiushan, am a non-professional comedian."

"The one next to me..." Shen Qiushan pointed at Wu Gang, but before he could speak, the audience shouted in unison: "Teacher Wudang!!"

Shen Qiushan pretended to be surprised: "You know everything?"

"Know~!"

The audience at the scene responded in unison.

"Now that you know all about it, let me introduce Senior Brother's girlfriend..."

"Hadron!!"

The audience shouted in unison.

Shen Qiushan was shocked, and patted Wu Gang on the shoulder: "Brother, do you hear, they all know about you."

"That's not your credit." Wu Gang curled his lips and complained, and the audience burst into laughter. Indeed, "Mr. Wudang" and "Qiangzi" are all Shen Qiushan said to Wu Gang in the program "Cross-Boundary Comedy" jokes.

"It seems that the audience at the scene are all die-hard fans of your brother."

Shen Qiushan gave a thumbs up and continued: "Although the audience knows each other well, I still have to introduce, Mr. Wu Gang, a famous cross talk 'face' artist in our country!"

"Face artist?? Don't fool me, Internet slang, I understand~!" Wu Gang rolled his eyes: "You are shameless."

"Yes, this sentence is really wrong, performing artist." Shen Qiushan continued: "My brother actually doesn't expect to make money from cross talk, he has money, a scholarly family, and eunuchs!"

"Wait..." Wu Gang hurriedly stopped Shen Qiushan: "After the eunuch?? Have you seen any eunuch who can give birth to a son."

"Yes, I made a mistake again, it is after the official." Shen Qiushan corrected.

"That's right, my ancestor was an official." Wu Gang nodded.

"Well, I'm not too young to be an official. My senior brother's grandfather worked as a connoisseur of Hedinghong in the court." Shen Qiushan said solemnly.

"A connoisseur of Hedinghong??" Wu Gang was speechless: "Isn't the official luck not very prosperous?"

"I died the day I took office~!"

"That's coming to live..."

The two "sang together and harmonized" and cooperated tacitly, and there were bursts of laughter in the audience.

"Speaking of my senior brother's mother, she is also a lady from a wealthy family." The performance continued, and Shen Qiushan had changed the people he was teasing from Wu Gang's ancestors to his parents' generation.

"Well, my mother's family is rich." Wu Gang nodded.

Shen Qiushan smiled lightly: "A wealthy family is the name of a hotel."

"Go play! Your mother is the lady of a rich family!" Wu Gang stared.

There was a lot of laughter at the scene. Since it was a performance in a small theater, there was nothing taboo about the jokes that Shen Qiushan said, and he could say whatever he remembered. However, no matter which one he said, it was fresh in this time and space. There is no problem of aesthetic fatigue at all, and the effect is naturally very good. The whole theater is submerged in bursts of laughter.

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(End of this chapter)