Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 188

In the morning, the crowing of the rooster heralds the arrival of a new day.These little roosters were all hatched in the spring, and now they have grown combs.He just learned to crow, so he crows very happily.

After being tossed by them like this, Liu Junhao woke up from his dream.Zhang Qian was sleeping soundly in his arms, with a slight smile on her face, she seemed to be having some sweet dreams.

Holding my girlfriend in my arms, no, I will be a real wife from today on.

Living with my wife in my arms, this life is so enjoyable.

Well, before he got up, Liu Junhao was lying on the bed with a grin and laughing, that was a joy.How do you say "two acres of land, one cow, wife and children on the kang", now that I have a wife, I should think about the next generation.

Not many children, one son and one daughter are enough.It’s fine for a daughter to be like Zhang Qian, but of course a son is like me. It’s best to be more stern when I was a child, so that I can catch him when I’m free and beat him hard on the ass.It's called beating a child in the rain -- idle is idle.

"Why are you smirking?" Zhang Qian was also awakened by the crowing of the rooster, looked up and saw that Liu Junhao was grinning happily, and pulled the quilt to cover her body and asked.

"It's okay, I'm just thinking about our future children." Liu Junhao put his arms around her and kissed her, which was sweet.

"Let's go, I don't brush my teeth early in the morning and just go around." Zhang Qian pushed him, and then put her head on his shoulder and asked: "Do you think we should have a son or a daughter? I don't know. Let me warn you first, don't favor boys over girls, otherwise I won't play for you."

"If you want me to say, of course a son and a daughter are born together..."

As soon as Liu Junhao expressed his thoughts, Zhang Qian immediately stretched out her hand under the quilt and pinched him: "What are you thinking, you think I'm a pig."

After being groped by her hand, Liu Junhao immediately became excited again.Well, men know that when the sun rises in the morning, they are full of vigor and vitality, and men are easily excited...

"Don't mess around, get up quickly, if you wake up late, Aunt Wang and the others will definitely make fun of you." After a while, Zhang Qian also blushed.

"It's okay, it's the first day of our wedding, it's understandable." The rule in the countryside is that you have to meet your in-laws as soon as you wake up on the first day of marriage. Liu Junhao's family has no elderly, so there is no need to wake up so early.

"If you say you can't do it, you can't do it. Get up quickly, and my mother and the others should come over after dinner." Zhang Qian said to go to pick up the clothes.

"No, it's still early, it's only after six o'clock. You go to bed first, and I'll go cook." Liu Junhao couldn't argue and pushed her back into the bed, and then dressed and got up by himself.

Breakfast is simple, just heat yesterday's leftovers, throw some rice grains in the big pot, and steam some fried dough sticks in the steamed bun sieve.

There were several large pots of food left over from the banquet at noon. There were only two people in Liu Junhao's family, and it would take at least ten days to eat with an open stomach.Although there is a refrigerator, it can't stand such a storage.

After discussing with Zhang Qian, he decided to let the helper take away all the dishes, and only keep some deep-fried dough sticks and cooked beef for himself.

The breakfast was simple, but it was the first meal for two people after they got married, so it tasted special.

"Congratulations, happy marriage." Just after dinner, Pang Xu ran over, winking and smiling at Liu Junhao.He and Xu Xiaoli stayed at Professor Zhao's house last night, so it was very convenient to come here.

"You boy, thank you." Liu Junhao was not at all embarrassed.Lao Tzu is married now, and Zhang Qian is a legitimate daughter-in-law, so there is nothing to be ashamed of.

After a while, Zhang Qian's family and Professor Zhao's couple came over one after another, and the yard became lively again.There was a play in the morning, and Professor Zhao invited Zhang Qian's parents to go to the village to watch the play after sitting for a while.

The buddies in Zhang Qian's dormitory came late in the morning, and there was a burst of congratulations after the meeting. They rushed to Liujiagou yesterday.

After talking for a while, several women hid in front of the computer to look at their wedding photos.

So, Liu Junhao let them play in the house, and he led Pang Xu to the theater at the head of the village.

"Your boy, this is considered to have achieved a positive result, and my brother will continue to run on the road of the Long March." Pang Xu couldn't help but sighed out of Xu Xiaoli's sight.

"Aren't you two doing well now?" Liu Junhao looked at him in surprise.

"Xu Xiaoli is fine. It's just that her parents keep beating me every time they call, which makes me afraid when I call now. I'm afraid they will give me a political class." The buddy said dumbfounded.

"It's a good thing to beat you, isn't it to prevent you from playing games again? If you weren't crazy about playing games, why did they beat you?" Liu Junhao understood what Xu Xiaoli's parents did, this is the unique nagging of elders .

"Don't talk about games, now Xu Xiaoli has even deleted the hard disk games I installed on the computer, leaving only the desktop pinball that comes with the system. When I was in school, my buddy was also a well-known figure in playing games, and now he is completely golden. Wash your hands. O woman, woman!"

"Should" Liu Junhao has no sympathy for this bird man, so he should be under strict supervision 24 hours a day, otherwise he really can't change this addiction.

"Damn, I said this to let you comfort me. It's good for you to add insult to injury." Pang Xu saw the expression on his face that deserved it, and jumped up like a cat that stepped on its tail.

"Comfort you bastard, you are doing it on your own." After Liu Junhao finished speaking, he walked towards the theater.

He was busy with his marriage these days, so he didn't pay much attention to the big drama.Walking into the theater now, I was a little surprised that the scene was even more lively than last year's.

At this moment, there are no fewer than 3000 people in the theater, and there are still many old men and women rushing towards Liujiagou with chairs.

As for those who sell snacks and snacks, there are not a few, and the team has grown a lot compared to last year.

"Sun, there are so many people. How can they eat at noon? It seems that you Liujiagou can't finish receiving them?" Pang Xu was also shocked when he saw the scene in front of him.To be honest, this was the first time he had seen this scene.

"Don't worry, the scene last year was similar to this one, and no one was hungry." Liu Junhao was also very worried last year, who knew that people had already had lunch at noon.

As soon as he approached the theater, he unexpectedly saw Lao Guo and his wife set up a beef soup stall next to the theater.

"I said, Lao Guo, why did you set up a stall here, did you not hear what you said yesterday?" Liu Junhao hurried forward to say hello.

"Hehe, isn't your Liujiagou lively? Yesterday you were too busy with business, why should I tell you this?" Lao Guo said with a smile after filling a bowl of soup for a child.

People are economically minded, and they only sell thirty or forty bowls of beef soup a day on the street.But it was different in Liujiagou. Not only were there many people who came to the theater, but they were all potential customers.After all, drinking a bowl of hot, spicy beef soup after watching the show is definitely a treat.

No, the stall has just been set up for an hour, and more than 50 bowls of beef soup have been sold, and even many people from the city have come to try something new.

"Keep busy," Liu Junhao saw that the business was good, so he didn't bother him anymore, and wandered around the theater with Pang Xu.

With so many people, it was really difficult to find Professor Zhao and them. Liu Junhao couldn't find where they were sitting even though he was dazzled.

"Uncle" or Xiao Zeyu found him first, and ran over excitedly with mutton skewers in his hand.

"Where are your grandma and the others sitting?" Liu Junhao asked while holding his little hand.

"There, there,"

Following his gestures, Liu Junhao finally saw Zhang Qian's parents in the crowd.But looking at the crowd, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​saying hello.

"Uncle, set off the cannons for me." At this time, Xiao Jianhui also ran over excitedly, holding a box full of machine-made cannons in one hand and a cigarette in the other.Afraid that the smoke would go out, this little guy still took a couple of puffs.

"Who gave you the cigarette?" Liu Junhao was startled, and quickly snatched the cigarette away, for fear that he would accidentally light the machine-made cannon.Although these boxed machine-made cannons are all small cannons, they are particularly clever and powerful.The more important point is that the lead wire is very short. After people ignite it, it often explodes before they can throw it away.

Every year because of playing this, there are not a few children who blow up their hands. Fortunately, it is a small cannon, and their hands are numb for a while.

"I asked Liu Changlin from your village for it. He just set off the cannon over there."

This brat, I have to deal with him later.

"I have it too, I have it too," Xiao Zeyu said and took out a box of machine-made cannons from his pocket and asked Liu Junhao to release it for him.

"I confiscated this cannon," Liu Junhao was afraid that they would be in danger when they played, so he confiscated all the machine-made cannons without saying a word.

Seeing the two little guys pouted, he had no choice but to say again: "Uncle will buy you a cleaning gun, this gun is more fun."

Wiping cannons are at least safer than machine-made cannons, and there is a delay time after wiping, so they can definitely be thrown.Liu Junhao used to play with this cannon, throwing it in the water to fry fish or rubbing it, and then secretly put it on the back of his classmates.

After he was in high school, he played with Pang Xu and was punished for it. I don't know if this guy still remembers it?
Sure enough, when he heard about wiping guns, Pang Xu also had a smirk on his face, obviously remembering the fun.

At that time, the school banned playing cannons, but many students secretly played it in private, and the teachers turned a blind eye.It's just that he and Pang Xu were outrageous. Once he stood behind the toilet and threw the cannon into the cesspit.

The cannons they threw were bundled together, and they were extremely powerful.As a result, before the two of them could escape after throwing them away, they saw the teaching director rushing out of the toilet with his pants in his hands.

Because of this incident, the two of them were fined not to enter the classroom for a week, and then they did a self-criticism at the teacher-student meeting of the school.

Afterwards, the two became celebrities in the whole school, and someone even made up a three-and-a-half-sentence poem based on this incident:

Class [-] students are proud,
Throwing cannons in the toilet.

How to play tricks on the teacher?
Fry!

(End of this chapter)