I'm not good at this green tea princess
Chapter 153
Chapter 153
Beauty seduces people.
Never fall for it!
Meng Ci restrained his mind, took a step back, and said with a smile: "Of course I am a man, does the concubine de concubine want to test it?"
The nanny behind Concubine De scolded fiercely: "You are so brave, you dare to tease Empress De Concubine with words, are you going to kill yourself?"
Meng Ci kept smiling, not afraid at all: "Where is this nanny thinking? De Concubine Empress has doubts. As a junior, I should naturally answer her questions. I said I would test it out, but I didn't say that De Fei should give it a try. The imperial concubine came to inspect it in person, why are you so excited? Is there no other eunuch in this palace who can do it for you?"
That nanny's face turned red and white, and she wanted to speak, Concubine De raised her hand and said with a smile: "Shut up, how can you speak better than Mr. Meng, who is so eloquent!"
Mammy gritted her teeth and took a step back bitterly.
This time, Meng Ci wanted to turn against the guest. The calmer he was, the more hesitant Concubine De would be, not daring to strike easily.
If it is necessary to test the body of a foreigner, it is fine if she is found to be a woman, but if she is indeed a man, then her name as a concubine will also be tainted.
Concubine De is a smart person and would not take such a risk.
As expected, she said: "Young Master Meng just likes to joke, I am His Majesty's concubine, how can I test you as an outsider?"
Her eyes fell on Shen Yi, and she asked with a smile: "Mr. Shen, your younger brother looks more beautiful than a woman, have you never thought that she might be a woman?"
Meng Ci ground his teeth.
It's just someone who is in the palace and fighting circles, and he is very capable of sowing discord here.
It's a pity that Shen Yi has been completely brainwashed, and his expression is cold and composed: "According to the logic of Empress Defei, your facial features are more prominent than men, so is it possible that you are a man?"
puff……
Boss, your mouth is poisonous!
The corners of Concubine De's mouth twitched, she straightened her waist, her pair of proud breasts became more conspicuous, she chuckled lightly: "If I am a man, why would there be Feng'er?"
Shen Yi replied fluently: "Then my brother is naturally a pure man, whether he is a man or a woman, how can he be judged by his five senses?"
Well said, brother!
But I am indeed a woman, hey...
Meng Ci was a little flustered, wondering if the boss would be angry and give her a sex reassignment operation if he knew that he had been cheated for so long in the future!
In the first round, Concubine De was completely defeated.
She was calm, and sat on the main seat with a smile, and let Meng Ci and Shen Yi take their seats.
This time the runner-up in the Gong Dou talked and laughed as usual, as if you came and I just greeted each other just now, and said apologetically: "Prince Bi and Chang Ping are both juniors of this palace, and I made a big mistake to you this time. This palace is also worried!"
"It's because I'm too busy and don't have time to take care of them on weekdays, which makes them lose their sense of proportion. You adults have a lot, don't bother with them anymore!"
Sincere tone, as if she really cares about that despicable sibling.
Meng Ci kept smiling, waiting to see what she would do next.
Concubine De glanced at the nanny behind her, and the nanny left quickly, and when she came back, she was holding a tray in her hand.
There are quite a few goodies in the tray.
Jade bracelets, jade fingers, brush washers, inkstones, etc.
Meng Ci couldn't see how good this thing was, anyway, since it was used by Concubine De to reward people, it wouldn't be too shabby.
Mammy was about to bring the things over when Concubine De suddenly covered her chest, her brows were tightly frowned, and she let out a sigh.
Mammy quickly put down her things, rushed up and asked nervously, "Ma'am, what's wrong with you, Ma'am?"
Meng Ci...
Concubine De, are you reluctant to part with so many good things, is your heart hurting?
"I……"
Before Concubine De could finish her sentence, she rolled her eyes and passed out.
This one was really unexpected.
Meng Ci and Shen Yi looked at each other, and they both smelled conspiracy.
Her mind was spinning rapidly.
Could it be that Concubine De is going to use this method to frame herself as poisoning her, or that she is so angry that she has angina?
The method is a little too clumsy.
Concubine De fainted suddenly, and the room was in chaos.
The nanny asked someone to call for the imperial physician quickly, but she didn't dare to move her, so she kept calling her name.
It took a while for the imperial doctor to come over, the nanny looked at Shen Yi, and said, "I heard that Mr. Shen knows some medical skills, so he should act in a hurry, why don't you show it to your mother!"
Shen Yi shook his head: "Nurse's news is wrong!"
Meng Ci nodded.
Can't go, it's very likely to be Pengci.
In case the elder brother gave Concubine De's pulse, and Concubine De would bite her back, saying that the elder brother wanted to belittle her, this matter would not be clear.
The nanny gritted her teeth, and gave Shen Yi and Meng Ci a bitter look, as if she wanted to say a few more words, but at this moment Imperial Doctor Zhang came.
He was about 50 years old, and he was the oldest in the entire imperial hospital except for the imperial physician, and he was the one who took care of Concubine De's body on weekdays.
At this moment, he touched the left side, the right side, the right side and the left side again, with a confused expression on his face.
The nanny hurriedly asked: "Physician Zhang, how is your majesty? You are doing well, why did you suddenly faint?"
Imperial Physician Zhang looked solemn: "There is no problem with feeling the pulse, and it is logical that you shouldn't faint!"
Mammy was in a hurry: "What do you mean no problem, if you take care of it, could it be poisoning or something?"
Meng Ci raised an eyebrow.
The imperial physician didn't even get his lines right beforehand, so is this framing someone so hasty?
She had said before that she was going to leave, but Mammy said that they couldn't leave yet because things were unclear.
This is indeed a reason, after all Concubine De fell ill suddenly during their meeting, so she couldn't get away with it.
The doctor Zhang couldn't figure out why, so the nanny rushed to report to His Majesty, and after a while, the doctor opened the door slowly.
Zhang Kai had seen Meng Ci and Shen Yi in the Princess's mansion, and saw the two were there at the moment, and after looking at them in surprise, he slowly followed the imperial physician's footsteps like a tortoise.
The imperial physician took the pulse for a while, and then opened it again to feel the pulse.
The three heads, two white and one black, all came to the same conclusion: no poisoning, and the pulse was very stable, but I just fainted for some reason.
False halo, touch porcelain!
Meng Ci thought to himself: Can't you see such a simple thing.
Maybe you can see it, but those who hang out in the Gongdou circle are all human beings. It is the basic quality to see through but not to tell.
But what kind of tricks is this Concubine De going to play?
Since they were not framed for poisoning them, what was the point of this fainting?
Meng Ci couldn't figure it out for a while.
Shen Yi looked at Concubine De who was about to be moved to the inner room by the maids, and with a faint smile, said: "It's very simple to wake up Concubine De, just prick her painful acupuncture point, if the needle is not enough, prick it." Two injections, I believe she will wake up after several more injections, and when she wakes up, she will be able to determine what is wrong!"
Meng Ci clearly saw that the corners of Concubine De's eyes twitched violently in the "coma".
(End of this chapter)
Beauty seduces people.
Never fall for it!
Meng Ci restrained his mind, took a step back, and said with a smile: "Of course I am a man, does the concubine de concubine want to test it?"
The nanny behind Concubine De scolded fiercely: "You are so brave, you dare to tease Empress De Concubine with words, are you going to kill yourself?"
Meng Ci kept smiling, not afraid at all: "Where is this nanny thinking? De Concubine Empress has doubts. As a junior, I should naturally answer her questions. I said I would test it out, but I didn't say that De Fei should give it a try. The imperial concubine came to inspect it in person, why are you so excited? Is there no other eunuch in this palace who can do it for you?"
That nanny's face turned red and white, and she wanted to speak, Concubine De raised her hand and said with a smile: "Shut up, how can you speak better than Mr. Meng, who is so eloquent!"
Mammy gritted her teeth and took a step back bitterly.
This time, Meng Ci wanted to turn against the guest. The calmer he was, the more hesitant Concubine De would be, not daring to strike easily.
If it is necessary to test the body of a foreigner, it is fine if she is found to be a woman, but if she is indeed a man, then her name as a concubine will also be tainted.
Concubine De is a smart person and would not take such a risk.
As expected, she said: "Young Master Meng just likes to joke, I am His Majesty's concubine, how can I test you as an outsider?"
Her eyes fell on Shen Yi, and she asked with a smile: "Mr. Shen, your younger brother looks more beautiful than a woman, have you never thought that she might be a woman?"
Meng Ci ground his teeth.
It's just someone who is in the palace and fighting circles, and he is very capable of sowing discord here.
It's a pity that Shen Yi has been completely brainwashed, and his expression is cold and composed: "According to the logic of Empress Defei, your facial features are more prominent than men, so is it possible that you are a man?"
puff……
Boss, your mouth is poisonous!
The corners of Concubine De's mouth twitched, she straightened her waist, her pair of proud breasts became more conspicuous, she chuckled lightly: "If I am a man, why would there be Feng'er?"
Shen Yi replied fluently: "Then my brother is naturally a pure man, whether he is a man or a woman, how can he be judged by his five senses?"
Well said, brother!
But I am indeed a woman, hey...
Meng Ci was a little flustered, wondering if the boss would be angry and give her a sex reassignment operation if he knew that he had been cheated for so long in the future!
In the first round, Concubine De was completely defeated.
She was calm, and sat on the main seat with a smile, and let Meng Ci and Shen Yi take their seats.
This time the runner-up in the Gong Dou talked and laughed as usual, as if you came and I just greeted each other just now, and said apologetically: "Prince Bi and Chang Ping are both juniors of this palace, and I made a big mistake to you this time. This palace is also worried!"
"It's because I'm too busy and don't have time to take care of them on weekdays, which makes them lose their sense of proportion. You adults have a lot, don't bother with them anymore!"
Sincere tone, as if she really cares about that despicable sibling.
Meng Ci kept smiling, waiting to see what she would do next.
Concubine De glanced at the nanny behind her, and the nanny left quickly, and when she came back, she was holding a tray in her hand.
There are quite a few goodies in the tray.
Jade bracelets, jade fingers, brush washers, inkstones, etc.
Meng Ci couldn't see how good this thing was, anyway, since it was used by Concubine De to reward people, it wouldn't be too shabby.
Mammy was about to bring the things over when Concubine De suddenly covered her chest, her brows were tightly frowned, and she let out a sigh.
Mammy quickly put down her things, rushed up and asked nervously, "Ma'am, what's wrong with you, Ma'am?"
Meng Ci...
Concubine De, are you reluctant to part with so many good things, is your heart hurting?
"I……"
Before Concubine De could finish her sentence, she rolled her eyes and passed out.
This one was really unexpected.
Meng Ci and Shen Yi looked at each other, and they both smelled conspiracy.
Her mind was spinning rapidly.
Could it be that Concubine De is going to use this method to frame herself as poisoning her, or that she is so angry that she has angina?
The method is a little too clumsy.
Concubine De fainted suddenly, and the room was in chaos.
The nanny asked someone to call for the imperial physician quickly, but she didn't dare to move her, so she kept calling her name.
It took a while for the imperial doctor to come over, the nanny looked at Shen Yi, and said, "I heard that Mr. Shen knows some medical skills, so he should act in a hurry, why don't you show it to your mother!"
Shen Yi shook his head: "Nurse's news is wrong!"
Meng Ci nodded.
Can't go, it's very likely to be Pengci.
In case the elder brother gave Concubine De's pulse, and Concubine De would bite her back, saying that the elder brother wanted to belittle her, this matter would not be clear.
The nanny gritted her teeth, and gave Shen Yi and Meng Ci a bitter look, as if she wanted to say a few more words, but at this moment Imperial Doctor Zhang came.
He was about 50 years old, and he was the oldest in the entire imperial hospital except for the imperial physician, and he was the one who took care of Concubine De's body on weekdays.
At this moment, he touched the left side, the right side, the right side and the left side again, with a confused expression on his face.
The nanny hurriedly asked: "Physician Zhang, how is your majesty? You are doing well, why did you suddenly faint?"
Imperial Physician Zhang looked solemn: "There is no problem with feeling the pulse, and it is logical that you shouldn't faint!"
Mammy was in a hurry: "What do you mean no problem, if you take care of it, could it be poisoning or something?"
Meng Ci raised an eyebrow.
The imperial physician didn't even get his lines right beforehand, so is this framing someone so hasty?
She had said before that she was going to leave, but Mammy said that they couldn't leave yet because things were unclear.
This is indeed a reason, after all Concubine De fell ill suddenly during their meeting, so she couldn't get away with it.
The doctor Zhang couldn't figure out why, so the nanny rushed to report to His Majesty, and after a while, the doctor opened the door slowly.
Zhang Kai had seen Meng Ci and Shen Yi in the Princess's mansion, and saw the two were there at the moment, and after looking at them in surprise, he slowly followed the imperial physician's footsteps like a tortoise.
The imperial physician took the pulse for a while, and then opened it again to feel the pulse.
The three heads, two white and one black, all came to the same conclusion: no poisoning, and the pulse was very stable, but I just fainted for some reason.
False halo, touch porcelain!
Meng Ci thought to himself: Can't you see such a simple thing.
Maybe you can see it, but those who hang out in the Gongdou circle are all human beings. It is the basic quality to see through but not to tell.
But what kind of tricks is this Concubine De going to play?
Since they were not framed for poisoning them, what was the point of this fainting?
Meng Ci couldn't figure it out for a while.
Shen Yi looked at Concubine De who was about to be moved to the inner room by the maids, and with a faint smile, said: "It's very simple to wake up Concubine De, just prick her painful acupuncture point, if the needle is not enough, prick it." Two injections, I believe she will wake up after several more injections, and when she wakes up, she will be able to determine what is wrong!"
Meng Ci clearly saw that the corners of Concubine De's eyes twitched violently in the "coma".
(End of this chapter)
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