I'm not good at this green tea princess

Chapter 77 Actually I Can...

Hu Pai was full of grievances and had nowhere to confide in. At this moment, he poured out like a flood bursting a bank, and he confides today's situation in an instant.

He was wronged and resentful, coupled with that deformed face, his expression was terrifying.

Enduring his nausea, the handsome man turned his head to the window of the carriage, and sighed pitifully: "From this point of view, Brother Hu is really wronged, but he offended the two sons of the Yongchang Hou family. I am afraid that after Brother Hu returns, there will be more He was reprimanded by Mr. Hu."

"It's better, this king will go with you through this experience!"

"Your Highness... Thank you Your Highness!"

"You don't need to be too polite!" Murong Feng played with the finger in his hand, and said indifferently, "Miss Nan is indeed a phoenix among men, and she is very suitable for Brother Hu. However, the Yongchang Hou's Mansion intends to marry the General's Mansion. If Brother Hu is serious The pursuit of the Eight Classics may not work!"

The underlying meaning of this statement...

Is it necessary to use some special methods?

With Murong Feng's blessing, the servant did not make things difficult for Hu Pai. Murong Feng stopped for a while and then left first. Xiao San'er took a step behind and showed a soft smile to Hu Pai who was lying on the bed.

"Mr. Hu, I just heard that you have to copy the book two hundred times. The workload is not small. I remember that there is a genius in the east of the city who can imitate human handwriting. No matter who it is, he can imitate it. It is so lifelike. Maybe it can help you. Mr. Hu is very busy!"

Hu Pai was overjoyed: "Thank you, little third father-in-law."

Xiaosan smiled ghostly: "Mr. Hu, no matter who it is, he can imitate it!"

After Xiaosan left, Hu Pai pondered over this sentence, and a vicious idea continued to form in his heart.

Meng Ci was in a good mood all day.

The classmates all thought that it was because she fought back against Hu Pai, but she knew that it was because she wiped the boss's snot all over her body, and felt that the serf turned over and sang.

After school, they still took the carriage home together.

Meng Ci's legs were bouncing, and he was humming softly.

Shen Yi rubbed the Qingming point, his voice was low: "What are you singing?"

"Brother, do you want to hear it?"

Listen to it or not, since you asked I'll sing it out loud.

"Turn the drums hard and play the gongs slowly
Stop the drums and listen to the singing

all gossip sings

Listen to me sing eighteen touches

Reach out and touch my sister's face

Dark clouds flew half the sky

Reach out and touch the front of my sister's head

Heaven is full and addictive

Reach out and touch my sister Mao Maowan

Scatter outside take middle width

Reach out and touch my sister's eyes

black eyes white eyes

......"

What she hums is the Wanwan version of Shibamo.

The more Shen Yi listened, the more something was wrong, his face darkened, and his deep eyes gave Meng Ci a cold look: "Shut up, where did you learn such a mess!"

Father doesn't love mother and dotes on him, this younger brother has grown crooked by accident.

Meng Ci chuckled: "It's a folk tune, brother, don't be so rigid, I've heard Shadow humming it before!"

The shadow lying on the carriage...

I am not I did not stop talking nonsense!
Shen Yi gritted his teeth, and tapped three times on the roof of the carriage with his fingers bent.

Boom boom boom!
The three fluttering blows were like a sledgehammer, hitting the shadow's heart heavily.

Shadow shook violently.

Young Master Meng, you are going to kill me!
Shen Yi's complexion is a little bad today, his lips are pale, there is a faint blackness under his eyes, and his expression is a little tired.

He had to tie up Meng Ci in the middle of the night for several days, and he also used the night to investigate the people behind Mu An's backs. Although his physical strength was better than ordinary people, he also felt tired.

After threatening the shadow, he closed his eyes and took a nap.

Meng Ci quietly went to see him.

He is so good looking!
The eyebrows and eyes are as if carefully drawn with a pen, even the best plastic surgeon can't create such a perfect nose bridge.

Perhaps it was because of walking in the dark night amidst mountains of corpses and seas of blood, his complexion was as cold and white as cold jade dug out of a thousand-foot cold pool, and he would emit a faint chill even when he was not speaking.

Even when he was asleep, his phoenix eyes were slightly raised, with a cold and alluring aura.

And the eyelashes, what kind of growth liquid is used for them, they can grow and become dense like this, just like false eyelashes.

Meng Ci got closer and closer, his hands were so itchy that he couldn't help it, so he stretched out his pig's paw to pull it.

Got it!
The boss was so vigilant, his eyes opened with a swish.

The bottom of his eyes seemed to be a mass of thick ink that could not be melted away, hiding a deep abyss that could be overturned at a glance.

At this moment, Meng Ci's soul was sucked in.

"What are you doing..." Xu Shi was still sleepy, the man's voice was tired and hoarse, it sounded slightly rough, repeatedly rubbing against Meng Ci's eardrum.

The two were so close that half of Meng Ci's body weight fell on the man.

She saw her own reflection in the man's black eyes.

It was a pair of flustered, bewildered but somewhat obsessed eyes, embedded in a pink and blush face.

To die!

I was fascinated by male sex just now.

Meng Ci quickly opened the distance between the two of them, and cleared his throat heavily: "I see some dead leaves are on my brother's eyelashes, please remove them for you!"

Shen Yi glanced at her up and down, and asked lazily, "Where are the leaves?"

"Ah... I took it off, I took it off! I just threw it on the ground, just a little bit, and I can't find the culprit this time!" Meng Ci whispered to hide his panic, "Brother, brother, Your eyelashes are so long and thick, I'm so envious!"

Shen Yi took a deep breath, as if he wanted to suppress the depression in his heart: "You are a man, why do you pay attention to these all day long?"

what?
As a real man, what should you pay attention to?

Shen Yi's face turned green.

Meng Ci hurriedly added: "Not only do I envy you for your mighty masculinity, I also envy Brother Shadow. Didn't brother say that Shadow is as powerful as you last time?"

Bah bah bah, what are you talking about!

After Meng Ci finished speaking, he wished he could slap himself twice. I'm afraid your brain is muddled, so you can talk about what to do.

Shadow lay on the roof of the car, looking down at a certain part of himself.

Unexpectedly, apart from martial arts, there are other aspects of myself that can be so envied by others!
This cheap younger brother of the Pavilion Master has a good vision.

Shen Yi was already used to this younger brother's strange brain circuit, and he flicked Meng Ci's head three times with his fingers.

Meng Ci covered his forehead and glared at him: "Brother, it hurts! What are you doing?"

"I'll knock out the yellow paint in your brain! Don't think too much. In a few days, someone will bring that thousand-legged toad from southern Xinjiang. I'll give you the formula then, and you'll be fine!"

The thousand-legged toad trembled after thinking about it, and he wanted to eat it.

vomit……

Meng Ci smiled wryly: "Brother, you don't have to be so troublesome. In fact, it doesn't matter if it's not good! I can be a circle."

Shen Yi was not ashamed to ask: "What is a circle?"

(End of this chapter)