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Chapter 366 A Group of Leather Monkeys (Part [-])

Since that day, Xiling Yan really treated Gu Xiangsi's husband and wife with a lot of indifference, and always ran to the imperial medical office. Even Xiling Chu was like everyone else, thinking that his uncle had some hidden illness.

Xiling Yan was proclaimed into the Hall of Qinzheng. Faced with the question of his elder nephew being single-handedly, he said coldly, "I don't have any illnesses, but I don't want your sixteenth aunt to work hard to conceive a child, so I want to ask the imperial doctor about it." Ling Cheng is just looking for a prescription for sterilization."

"Ah? Didn't you... have been taking contraceptive pills before?" Xilingchu remembered that Ye Wuyue had prepared this medicine for his uncle, could it be that he had finished it?

Xiling Yan didn't know how to discuss this unexpected pregnancy with his nephew, and in the end, he could only stand up and cup his hands and said indifferently: "I still have something to do at home, so I will leave first, the emperor take care."

"Hey, Uncle Huang..." Xilingchu stood up and stopped his uncle, but...what did Uncle Huang leave so fast?Is there a wolf chasing him behind him, tusk!

However, it's not that Uncle Huang can't afford to support him, so why doesn't Aunt Sixteen want to have another child?Many children and grandchildren are blessed, isn't it?

Xiling Yanke has a different idea from Xiling Chu, he doesn't need many children and grandchildren to be blessed, he just hopes that Acacia can accompany him to grow old together, more or less children, he doesn't force at all.

Now he has a daughter, a son, and what others have, so what do you need so much for?
Zhao Shunde said worriedly at the side: "Your Majesty, I won't explain this, and I won't look back... the rumors are even worse, right?"

"It's not whether it will be more ugly, but it will definitely be... ah!" Xilingchu shook his head and sighed, and told Zhao Shunde: "Go and let people go to Xilan City to spread the word, just say... Lord Zhenwang I can't bear the princess to take the risk of having a baby again, so I'm looking everywhere for a permanent contraceptive."

"This..." Zhao Shunde frowned, carefully looked at their majesty the emperor who was a little messy, and reminded him in a low voice: "In this way, will the prince be more laughed at... afraid of internal affairs?"

"What's the fear? This is spoiling his wife and becoming crazy. I admire the emperor's uncle for this. The world has never seen such a man who can't live without his wife." Xiling Chu still praised his emperor's uncle!Then the taste changed.

The corner of Zhao Shunde's mouth twitched slightly, and he bowed his head with his hand whisk in his hand and said, "Yes, I will find someone to handle this matter right now, Your Majesty, please rest assured."

"You keep doing things, so I can rest assured, go!" Xilingchu still has a memorial to be reviewed!Tsk!In order to care about the emperor's uncle, he took time to worry about his little things.

In this world, there is no nephew who is so worried about his uncle's private affairs, right?

Zhao Shunde saluted and retreated, waving his hand to let the little eunuch who served in the store stand in front of the emperor to wait on him. The weather is too hot, the ice must be changed frequently, the wind wheel must be kept turning, and the tea must be refilled frequently, so that the emperor cannot run out of tea.

well!None of these careless boys are thoughtful and considerate. If he is too old to walk in the future, who can serve the emperor thoughtfully?

well!When the emperor abdicates, he will go to the imperial mausoleum to guard the mausoleum. Anyway, there is a clever little eunuch beside the prince, so naturally he will not need this old bone anymore.

Guard the imperial mausoleum and provide for the elderly!

……

Xiling Yan left the palace and did not go out again when she returned to the Prince Zhen's Mansion.

Then, in the afternoon, rumors spread in Xilan City, saying that the king of the town had a deep love for the princess, and because he couldn't bear the princess's life and death, he went to the imperial medical office many times, just to find a medicine that could be taken by men. , good medicine to achieve contraceptive effect.

Because women have always taken contraceptives like this soup, and I have never heard of men taking contraceptives!
But the king of the town was afraid that the princess would be hurt if he took too much of this medicine, so he took the medicine by himself. Wouldn't the woman be moved to tears by hearing such tenderness and affection?
It was also because of Xilingchu's deliberate dissemination that Xilan City was in chaos again.

Now it's not only the official media that suffers, but also some private matchmaking houses like Jinyanlou are one head and two big everywhere.

Just because of these girls who are favored at home!If there is a requirement, the standard for marrying is a man like Prince Zhen.

Of course, they didn't ask too much, just one-third of the King Zhen's concubine, that's enough.

This requirement is not high, but it is not low either!

Now, the first ones to come to the door are the children of the princes and princesses.

Without such deceitful people, why do they have such uncles/uncles?

As soon as Gu Xiangsi heard that all the sons and sons of the prince's family in Beijing had come, the son and grandson of the princess's family had also come.

Even the sons of some grown-ups mixed in with the crowd and came to the King's Mansion, so they didn't trick them like this. They were one by one, some of them were talking about marriage, and some of their marriage had already been arranged.

But now, everything has changed!
Gu Xiangsi looked at the young men in the garden, all of them, whether they were good or not, had the same face - a bitter face.

"Grandmother Sixteen, I can't survive!" A handsome young man who was still childish, when he saw Gu Xiangsi coming, he stepped forward and said coquettishly.

Gu Xiangsi was taken aback when he heard the sound, looked at this young man who was only thirteen or fourteen years old, looked at him a few times, and then asked with a gentle smile: "You little guy...whose family son is it?"

The young man frowned unhappily, walked over, bowed his hands and saluted, "Go back to Uncle Sixteen, my grandfather is Prince Jing."

"Huh? Brother Jing's family..." Gu Xiangsi was surprised and looked at the young man carefully. He looked a bit like Prince Jing, but... he actually has such a big grandson?It seems that King Jing and his eldest son got married early enough, this child is also anxious, how old is he?Not to mention a daughter-in-law, is she going to seek death and life?
"Granduncle Fourteen, you have to decide for us, because Uncle Sixteen, none of us want any more." This child must have been pampered at home before, lo and behold, now he came up and pulled his sleeves and acted like a spoiled child.

Gu Xiangsi looked at these teenagers with aggrieved faces, as well as this coquettish and pestering child beside him, raised his hands to press his temples with a headache, and said with a helpless smile, "Okay, I understand why you are here, Don’t you just want to marry a daughter-in-law? Okay, then let’s marry, and at the Jiulong Lake Lotus Festival on June [-], we will become friends with each other on the lake and win the hearts of beauties with our ability, how about it?”

"Ah? Are you interested in poetry?"

"My God! Isn't this killing me?"

"Aunt Sixteen, can you change the rules?"

"Granduncle, you are my real grandmother, please let me go!"

"Grandmother Sixteen, you can't trick us again like this!" The child acted like a baby again, and sat down on the ground, hugging his great-uncle Sixteen's calf, just pretending to cry and begging to let her go, how could any of them be serious? Reading?They are all waiting for the family to share some of the family property, how about being a few generations of ancestors?

Gu Xiangsi looked down at the brat, smiled softly and said, "If you don't let go, your sixteenth uncle will beat you up."

"Ah? Uncle Sixteen!" The child was really afraid of Xiling Yan, and when he heard Xiling Yan's name, he immediately let go and stood up.

Gu Xiangsi was amused by the child's cute and cute movements, reached out to pinch his cheek, and asked with a smile, "Tell my uncle, what's your name?"

The child frowned unhappily, took a step back, raised his hand to rub his cheeks, and said coquettishly, "Back to uncle Sixteen, my name is Xiling Cong, Wang Zong's Cong, very precious."

"Well, Congyu, he's quite precious." Gu Xiangsi thought this child was very interesting, and at first glance, he was a living baby in the family.

Xiling Cong scratched his head with his hands and smiled embarrassedly, but he still hadn't forgotten the words of his sixteenth uncle and grandmother, so he stepped forward to act coquettishly and pitifully in great pain: "Sixteenth uncle, I'm a dull child. It’s not material for reading, and reading is just for the sake of knowing a few words, so I won’t be an idiot. So... I struggle to memorize poems, let alone compose poems. You...don’t make things difficult for us all?”

"Yes, Aunt Sixteen, we don't have the ability to compose poetry!"

"That's right! We only know a few words, and we don't know how to recite poems and make right sentences at all."

"So... let's change the rules?"

Facing this group of skinny monkey boys, Gu Xiangsi was so angry that she laughed and sighed helplessly. Suddenly, she folded her arms and narrowed her eyes to look at them. She smiled and said, "If I really want to deal with you, I shouldn't stop you!" The emperor’s uncle reported that the emperor mentioned the reform. Hehe, if the reform is really implemented, each of you will have to go to the exam for fame. Go dream!"

"Ah? Uncle Sixteen is going to trick us?" Xiling Cong wailed, and the wailing almost came out of everyone's heart, so there was no one who caught them like this!Too cruel.

Gu Xiangsi looked at this group of children really and interestingly, each one of them was pretty full of drama, pretending to be pitiful and deliberately trying to soften her heart, right?

hum!It's a pity that she will not soften her heart to them monkeys.

They don't study hard and practice martial arts, they don't want to be a good husband after they get married, and they want to marry a daughter-in-law easily. How can so many good things fall on them in the world?
Anyway, she has made up her mind, and the lotus festival will be held on June [-], and everyone will win the hearts of beauties with their own abilities.

As for reciting poems and making right?Or dancing with guns and sticks?Then it depends on what skills they have, and can make the girls hidden in the boat look at them.

A group of them came to seek justice, but they were dismissed by the princess of the town with a few words?
Terrible!There are only a few days left on the [-]th of June, how can they study hard and practice hard, so as to win the beauty's smile and love that day?
They cheated people to death, the couple, they cheated people to death in the same way.

"Wangfei, will they really go home to study and practice martial arts honestly?" Fei Shu saw that the group of princes and grandchildren had all left, and she asked in a low voice behind the princess. people.

"Cheating is their part, study hard? Do you think it's possible?" Gu Xiangsi looked at them one by one, and lo and behold!Even they don't believe that this group of leather monkeys can study and practice martial arts down-to-earth, right?
well!These kids are born to piss people off.

(End of this chapter)