Journey to the West: Reverse Buddha
Chapter 298
Chapter 298
"My Huhu, Xiaoya!" Seeing that her son and daughter were about to be taken away alive, she couldn't help crying again with a throbbing pain in her heart. She stepped forward and grabbed Wang Xiaoer's arm and said, "Please!" Please, Wang Daxian! Don't take them away! Please!"
"Get the hell out of here! Don't get in the way of my master here!" Wang Xiaoer raised his eyebrows coldly, threw Wu's weak body away with a flick of his arm and said viciously: "If there is another time, hum! Don't blame me Don't think about the friendship in the same village, and be careful about your life!" As he spoke, he vigorously brushed the place on his robe that was scratched by Wu Shi's palm, and at the same time glanced at her with disgust.
"Mother!" Suddenly a beautiful figure flew out, and stepped forward to support Wu Shi who was falling back again and again.
Wu stopped her body, patted her heaving chest vigorously, with a look of shock, she raised her head and saw clearly that the person who caught her was her eldest daughter, Chu Chu.
"Mother, are you okay?" Chu Chu asked, looking at her mother worriedly.
Wu shook her head gently, indicating that she was fine, but her tearful eyes were still looking at the sedan chair on the open space with reluctance.
"Wang Xiaoer, if something happens to my mother, I will never end with you!" Chu Chu supported Wu Shi with one hand, and stared at Wang Xiaoer coldly with one hand on her hip.
"Hey! Chuchu, you are here, and you are beautiful again. I just accidentally touched your mother lightly, hey!" Seeing Chuchu's appearance, Wang Xiaoer's attitude immediately changed 360 degrees, and his face became more beautiful. It was showing a wretched smile that he thought was the most handsome, looking at Chu Chu carefully.
"Hmph! Get out of here quickly! Don't be an eyesore here, even the flies in the toilet are not as disgusting as you!" Chu Chu said mercilessly, pointing at Wang Xiaoer.
"Okay, okay! I'm leaving now, uh no, get out, hehe, as long as Chuchu is happy, hehe!" Wang Xiaoer backed away again and again, opening his mouth to reveal a row of fishy yellow teeth.
Then he turned his back, his complexion sank immediately, and he thought to himself: Hmph, after I finish this matter, let the master give me some magic treasures and elixir, hum!At that time, even if you don't want to, you have to marry me!See if I won't let you see how powerful I am on the bed!
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoer couldn't help showing a lewd smile on his face, with his hands behind his back, he started to walk away with the sedan chair.
"It's all said to get lost. To be a man, we must keep our promises." Sitting in the sedan chair, Ji Sheng said calmly, stretched out his hand and flicked it lightly, and a golden light suddenly gushed out from his fingertips and flew towards the outside of the sedan chair.
"Ouch!" Wang Xiaoer suddenly screamed, as if he tripped over something, his body suddenly fell forward, and finally the whole person threw himself on the ground and rolled forward, Wang Xiaoer wanted to stop, But his body didn't listen to his command at all, and rolled towards the gate of the Qin Mansion like a rubber ball.
"Hahaha!"
Old man Qin, Wu Shi, and Chu Chu couldn't help laughing heartily when they saw Wang Xiaoer's embarrassed appearance, and the servant girls standing beside them also covered their mouths and snickered, unable to stop at all.
Amidst the laughter of the Qin Mansion, Wang Xiaoer rolled out of the gate, but he still had no intention of stopping, rolling on the road in the middle of the village.
"Hey! What is this?!" Old man Wu, who was humming a little song and carrying two dung buckets, was about to go to the field to fertilize, when he suddenly saw a thing that looked like a ball rushing towards him, and Wu panicked. The old man's footsteps were unsteady, and his feet slipped even more. He felt that he was about to fall and quickly threw the dung bucket in his hand into the sky.
Boom!Boom!
Following two muffled sounds, a disgusting sour smell rushed over his face. Old man Wu opened his eyes carefully, and suddenly found a person sitting upside down on the ground in front of him, with a dung bucket upside down on his head. On the ground, there was a dung bucket that poured all the filth on him, and then rolled aside.
Old man Wu pinched his nose, stood up and approached the man cautiously, and at the same time asked worriedly: "Little brother, are you okay?"
However, the man didn't respond for a long time. Old man Wu panicked when he saw this, and his voice trembled because of nervousness: "Little brother, you... don't scare me!" Step by step, he carefully approached the person in the dung pile in front of him.
"Cough! Cough! Cough!" Before old man Wu approached, the person whose dung bucket was turned upside down suddenly coughed violently, then raised his hand to remove the dung bucket from his head, and shook it violently Head, shook off some disgusting filth, and cursed: "I'm going! Who the hell turned off the light!"
"Wang. Wang Daxian!" Old man Wu recognized Wang Xiaoer from his feces-stained face when he approached him. Now he couldn't help but feel even more disturbed, and secretly said: This is a dead end, offended Wang Xiaoer, there is no way out here, he is even more domineering than the previous big Qiangzi, alas!damn!damn!
"Who called me?" Wang Xiaoer was blinded by the sour smell, and asked subconsciously when he heard someone calling him.
"I'm going, what smells so stinky! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Come on, at the same time, the body is still sticky, and there is some thin liquid flowing into the mouth on the face. I stick out my tongue to taste it, and suddenly I feel a disgusting taste, and I feel like vomiting!
"Wang Daxian, you don't know me?" Old Wu's head caught something suddenly, and asked Wang Xiaoer tentatively.
"Who the hell are you? I don't know!" Wang Xiaoer rubbed his eyes desperately and shouted angrily, but the more he rubbed, the more he felt the pain.
"Great!" Old man Wu was relieved when he heard that Wang Xiaoer didn't recognize him, and instead of leaving immediately, he walked forward, made a strange sound from his throat, and then opened his mouth to point at Wang Xiaoer. Xiao Er yelled loudly, spit out forcefully, and immediately spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm into Wang Xiaoer's mouth.
Afterwards, the old man Wu picked up the dung bucket with a pole and continued humming a little tune.
"Uh." Wang Xiaoer suddenly felt something enter his mouth, and his throat seemed to be sealed by something. He couldn't swallow it or cough it out, which made his whole neck turn red. , almost couldn't breathe, at the same time, a smell of blood and stench constantly irritated his nasal cavity, making Wang Xiaoer extremely uncomfortable.
Wang Xiaoer was in a crisis, thinking of some of the entry methods taught by his master. Although he has been practicing, the effect is very little, but now he can't care about it. Whether it is useful or not, he will try it first. When his life was in danger, he forced out the remaining trace of aura in his body, then reached out and patted his chest, puff!Immediately, Wang Xiaoer forced out the thick phlegm stuck in his throat!
At this time, Wang Xiaoer's eyes had recovered a little bit, and he slowly opened them. Seeing the mouthful of phlegm in front of him, he couldn't help thinking: I'll go, I was almost killed by a mouthful of phlegm. Fortunately, I am blessed with great destiny, otherwise if word of this spread, a dignified cultivator would be suffocated to death by a mere mouthful of phlegm, it would make people laugh out loud!
"Huh? My body!" Wang Xiaoer sniffed vigorously, subconsciously looked at his body, and suddenly found that his whole body was almost covered by feces.
"Damn it! How can I see people now! Who the hell did this!" Wang Xiaoer stood up and couldn't help shouting, but the street was empty, there was no one, let alone the murderer. .
Wang Xiaoer raised his head and glanced at the sky, panic immediately appeared on his expression: The river god sacrifice is about to begin, this ceremony is presided over by himself, if something goes wrong, how can this master spare himself? !Wang Xiaoer didn't care about the feces covered on his body and rushed towards the Heshen Temple.
"Master, what did you do to this Wang Xiaoer?" Da Qiangzi sat in the sedan chair and found that Wang Xiaoer hadn't shown up for a long time. He remembered that Ji Sheng had said before that he would have to suffer a little bit first. The master must have done something in it, so he couldn't help asking Jisheng.
"Look for yourself." Jisheng sat cross-legged in the sedan chair, and with a touch of his hand, he conjured a mirror filled with blinding light out of thin air in front of Da Qiangzi's eyes, and then the surface of the mirror flowed like water waves, from which A moving picture appeared.
Da Qiangzi looked inside carefully, and suddenly discovered all the things Wang Xiaoer had experienced on the street after he got out of the Qin Mansion. After seeing it, he couldn't help laughing, and said to Jisheng: "Master is really enjoyable. Hahaha! Look at this big Qiangzi! Hahaha! He deserves what he deserves!"
"Big Qiangzi, don't you think it's a little strange?" Ji Sheng snapped his fingers, retracted the mirror, and asked Big Qiangzi with a solemn expression.
"Why is it so strange?" Big Qiangzi looked at Ji Sheng suspiciously and asked.
"Look, we didn't meet a single person on this journey." Ji Sheng said as he opened the curtain that blocked the car window.
When Da Qiangzi heard this, he looked out the window and found that the road was very quiet, and he didn't even notice half a person.
"Maybe they were all sleeping late and didn't get up." Da Qiangzi retracted his gaze and stretched his waist and said indifferently.
However, Jisheng rolled his eyes at Da Qiangzi and ignored him, turned his gaze out of the window and muttered: "This quicksand village has less communication with the outside world, or it can be said that it hardly communicates with the outside world. That is to say, the one-third of an acre of land that I planted, if I don’t get up early to cultivate it now, what do you think they will harvest when the next year’s harvest is good? Is it a field of soil?” Said Jisheng and turned his eyes back to Da Qiangzi .
When Da Qiangzi heard Ji Sheng's words, he blinked his eyes suddenly and said, "That's right, but why don't the people in Liusha Village go out?"
(End of this chapter)
"My Huhu, Xiaoya!" Seeing that her son and daughter were about to be taken away alive, she couldn't help crying again with a throbbing pain in her heart. She stepped forward and grabbed Wang Xiaoer's arm and said, "Please!" Please, Wang Daxian! Don't take them away! Please!"
"Get the hell out of here! Don't get in the way of my master here!" Wang Xiaoer raised his eyebrows coldly, threw Wu's weak body away with a flick of his arm and said viciously: "If there is another time, hum! Don't blame me Don't think about the friendship in the same village, and be careful about your life!" As he spoke, he vigorously brushed the place on his robe that was scratched by Wu Shi's palm, and at the same time glanced at her with disgust.
"Mother!" Suddenly a beautiful figure flew out, and stepped forward to support Wu Shi who was falling back again and again.
Wu stopped her body, patted her heaving chest vigorously, with a look of shock, she raised her head and saw clearly that the person who caught her was her eldest daughter, Chu Chu.
"Mother, are you okay?" Chu Chu asked, looking at her mother worriedly.
Wu shook her head gently, indicating that she was fine, but her tearful eyes were still looking at the sedan chair on the open space with reluctance.
"Wang Xiaoer, if something happens to my mother, I will never end with you!" Chu Chu supported Wu Shi with one hand, and stared at Wang Xiaoer coldly with one hand on her hip.
"Hey! Chuchu, you are here, and you are beautiful again. I just accidentally touched your mother lightly, hey!" Seeing Chuchu's appearance, Wang Xiaoer's attitude immediately changed 360 degrees, and his face became more beautiful. It was showing a wretched smile that he thought was the most handsome, looking at Chu Chu carefully.
"Hmph! Get out of here quickly! Don't be an eyesore here, even the flies in the toilet are not as disgusting as you!" Chu Chu said mercilessly, pointing at Wang Xiaoer.
"Okay, okay! I'm leaving now, uh no, get out, hehe, as long as Chuchu is happy, hehe!" Wang Xiaoer backed away again and again, opening his mouth to reveal a row of fishy yellow teeth.
Then he turned his back, his complexion sank immediately, and he thought to himself: Hmph, after I finish this matter, let the master give me some magic treasures and elixir, hum!At that time, even if you don't want to, you have to marry me!See if I won't let you see how powerful I am on the bed!
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoer couldn't help showing a lewd smile on his face, with his hands behind his back, he started to walk away with the sedan chair.
"It's all said to get lost. To be a man, we must keep our promises." Sitting in the sedan chair, Ji Sheng said calmly, stretched out his hand and flicked it lightly, and a golden light suddenly gushed out from his fingertips and flew towards the outside of the sedan chair.
"Ouch!" Wang Xiaoer suddenly screamed, as if he tripped over something, his body suddenly fell forward, and finally the whole person threw himself on the ground and rolled forward, Wang Xiaoer wanted to stop, But his body didn't listen to his command at all, and rolled towards the gate of the Qin Mansion like a rubber ball.
"Hahaha!"
Old man Qin, Wu Shi, and Chu Chu couldn't help laughing heartily when they saw Wang Xiaoer's embarrassed appearance, and the servant girls standing beside them also covered their mouths and snickered, unable to stop at all.
Amidst the laughter of the Qin Mansion, Wang Xiaoer rolled out of the gate, but he still had no intention of stopping, rolling on the road in the middle of the village.
"Hey! What is this?!" Old man Wu, who was humming a little song and carrying two dung buckets, was about to go to the field to fertilize, when he suddenly saw a thing that looked like a ball rushing towards him, and Wu panicked. The old man's footsteps were unsteady, and his feet slipped even more. He felt that he was about to fall and quickly threw the dung bucket in his hand into the sky.
Boom!Boom!
Following two muffled sounds, a disgusting sour smell rushed over his face. Old man Wu opened his eyes carefully, and suddenly found a person sitting upside down on the ground in front of him, with a dung bucket upside down on his head. On the ground, there was a dung bucket that poured all the filth on him, and then rolled aside.
Old man Wu pinched his nose, stood up and approached the man cautiously, and at the same time asked worriedly: "Little brother, are you okay?"
However, the man didn't respond for a long time. Old man Wu panicked when he saw this, and his voice trembled because of nervousness: "Little brother, you... don't scare me!" Step by step, he carefully approached the person in the dung pile in front of him.
"Cough! Cough! Cough!" Before old man Wu approached, the person whose dung bucket was turned upside down suddenly coughed violently, then raised his hand to remove the dung bucket from his head, and shook it violently Head, shook off some disgusting filth, and cursed: "I'm going! Who the hell turned off the light!"
"Wang. Wang Daxian!" Old man Wu recognized Wang Xiaoer from his feces-stained face when he approached him. Now he couldn't help but feel even more disturbed, and secretly said: This is a dead end, offended Wang Xiaoer, there is no way out here, he is even more domineering than the previous big Qiangzi, alas!damn!damn!
"Who called me?" Wang Xiaoer was blinded by the sour smell, and asked subconsciously when he heard someone calling him.
"I'm going, what smells so stinky! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Come on, at the same time, the body is still sticky, and there is some thin liquid flowing into the mouth on the face. I stick out my tongue to taste it, and suddenly I feel a disgusting taste, and I feel like vomiting!
"Wang Daxian, you don't know me?" Old Wu's head caught something suddenly, and asked Wang Xiaoer tentatively.
"Who the hell are you? I don't know!" Wang Xiaoer rubbed his eyes desperately and shouted angrily, but the more he rubbed, the more he felt the pain.
"Great!" Old man Wu was relieved when he heard that Wang Xiaoer didn't recognize him, and instead of leaving immediately, he walked forward, made a strange sound from his throat, and then opened his mouth to point at Wang Xiaoer. Xiao Er yelled loudly, spit out forcefully, and immediately spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm into Wang Xiaoer's mouth.
Afterwards, the old man Wu picked up the dung bucket with a pole and continued humming a little tune.
"Uh." Wang Xiaoer suddenly felt something enter his mouth, and his throat seemed to be sealed by something. He couldn't swallow it or cough it out, which made his whole neck turn red. , almost couldn't breathe, at the same time, a smell of blood and stench constantly irritated his nasal cavity, making Wang Xiaoer extremely uncomfortable.
Wang Xiaoer was in a crisis, thinking of some of the entry methods taught by his master. Although he has been practicing, the effect is very little, but now he can't care about it. Whether it is useful or not, he will try it first. When his life was in danger, he forced out the remaining trace of aura in his body, then reached out and patted his chest, puff!Immediately, Wang Xiaoer forced out the thick phlegm stuck in his throat!
At this time, Wang Xiaoer's eyes had recovered a little bit, and he slowly opened them. Seeing the mouthful of phlegm in front of him, he couldn't help thinking: I'll go, I was almost killed by a mouthful of phlegm. Fortunately, I am blessed with great destiny, otherwise if word of this spread, a dignified cultivator would be suffocated to death by a mere mouthful of phlegm, it would make people laugh out loud!
"Huh? My body!" Wang Xiaoer sniffed vigorously, subconsciously looked at his body, and suddenly found that his whole body was almost covered by feces.
"Damn it! How can I see people now! Who the hell did this!" Wang Xiaoer stood up and couldn't help shouting, but the street was empty, there was no one, let alone the murderer. .
Wang Xiaoer raised his head and glanced at the sky, panic immediately appeared on his expression: The river god sacrifice is about to begin, this ceremony is presided over by himself, if something goes wrong, how can this master spare himself? !Wang Xiaoer didn't care about the feces covered on his body and rushed towards the Heshen Temple.
"Master, what did you do to this Wang Xiaoer?" Da Qiangzi sat in the sedan chair and found that Wang Xiaoer hadn't shown up for a long time. He remembered that Ji Sheng had said before that he would have to suffer a little bit first. The master must have done something in it, so he couldn't help asking Jisheng.
"Look for yourself." Jisheng sat cross-legged in the sedan chair, and with a touch of his hand, he conjured a mirror filled with blinding light out of thin air in front of Da Qiangzi's eyes, and then the surface of the mirror flowed like water waves, from which A moving picture appeared.
Da Qiangzi looked inside carefully, and suddenly discovered all the things Wang Xiaoer had experienced on the street after he got out of the Qin Mansion. After seeing it, he couldn't help laughing, and said to Jisheng: "Master is really enjoyable. Hahaha! Look at this big Qiangzi! Hahaha! He deserves what he deserves!"
"Big Qiangzi, don't you think it's a little strange?" Ji Sheng snapped his fingers, retracted the mirror, and asked Big Qiangzi with a solemn expression.
"Why is it so strange?" Big Qiangzi looked at Ji Sheng suspiciously and asked.
"Look, we didn't meet a single person on this journey." Ji Sheng said as he opened the curtain that blocked the car window.
When Da Qiangzi heard this, he looked out the window and found that the road was very quiet, and he didn't even notice half a person.
"Maybe they were all sleeping late and didn't get up." Da Qiangzi retracted his gaze and stretched his waist and said indifferently.
However, Jisheng rolled his eyes at Da Qiangzi and ignored him, turned his gaze out of the window and muttered: "This quicksand village has less communication with the outside world, or it can be said that it hardly communicates with the outside world. That is to say, the one-third of an acre of land that I planted, if I don’t get up early to cultivate it now, what do you think they will harvest when the next year’s harvest is good? Is it a field of soil?” Said Jisheng and turned his eyes back to Da Qiangzi .
When Da Qiangzi heard Ji Sheng's words, he blinked his eyes suddenly and said, "That's right, but why don't the people in Liusha Village go out?"
(End of this chapter)
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