infinite random system

Chapter 500 Comedy World

In the room, Huang Lei made double skin milk, as well as milk porridge and millet rice.

Also made some fritters.

The breakfast can be said to be quite rich.

The guests of the new episode haven't come yet, and there are only three people in the Mushroom House, Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Peng Yuchang, and it looks a bit empty.

"Oh, Xiaotian Yingying is back, we have been waiting so hard!"

He Jiong saw the two on the railing, and immediately went downstairs to greet them.

"How is it, Mr. He, is there nothing going on in the mushroom house recently?"

He Jiong smiled: "Everything is normal in Mushroom House, Jing Yi and the others have left, and there are only a few of us left. How is the song recording and MV filming going well?"

"It's okay. I recorded two songs and a piano piece, and it should be available on all platforms in two days, soon."

The work efficiency of Yangmi Studio is very high.

At the moment, follow-up processing and negotiations are in full swing.

He Jiong smiled and said: "The new guests will come tomorrow afternoon, and there is still more than a day to work, so take a good rest, I hope you will be tired."

Xia Yingying said playfully: "Okay, then I'll go back to catch up on sleep, and sleep until tomorrow, hehe..."

"Let me clean up for you first." After Li Tian finished speaking, the system prompt came again.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully meddling in his own business and obtaining the skill Master of Chinese Arts."

Yes, with a strong body and a master of martial arts, he is almost invincible in this world.

……

At seven o'clock in the morning, the sky is already bright.

The sun was harsh, and the cool wind howled from the mountains ahead.

Huang Lei and He Jiong were drinking tea and chatting, while Peng Yuchang was still having breakfast.

Li Tian nestled on the rattan chair, checking his tasks.

The nosy system reminded him to cooperate with Yang Mi and get the script easily, but he never understood that the script Yang Mi produced was too bad.

As for the script in my hand, I don't have the ability to shoot it.

At this time.

Jingle Bell!
the phone is ringing.

Xia Yingying ran downstairs to answer the phone, Zhang Hangxi also signaled to all departments to prepare, the first live broadcast officially started!
in the living room.

After Xia Yingying answered the phone, everyone waited eagerly to hear who was calling.

"Hi, hello...what do you want to order?"

"Hey, we want to order steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose..."

A voice changed, and a lowly voice that was neither male nor female sounded.

"Uh—I'm sorry, our Mushroom House probably doesn't have the dishes you ordered!"

Xia Yingying was stunned when she heard the name of the dish reported by the other party.

What the hell is this?The bear paws are out!
On the side, Li Tian and others burst out laughing.

"Yingying, this is the name of the dish, understand?"

He had won the [Crosstalk Sketch Complete Collection] before, and he knew the name of this dish by heart.

Xia Yingying didn't know anything about cross talk, so she was still a little confused.

"Not a la carte?"

"Yes, of course not, this is the name of the dish for cross talk."

Li Tian answered the phone: "Let me talk!"

"You should be Yue Yue, right? Do you still want to eat stove pig, stove duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly? Sorry, I don't have any, let's have something real."

After being ruthlessly revealed his identity, the other party froze for a few seconds.

"Has it been exposed so quickly? Is it so ruthless? Boss, let's have a plate of green pepper and potato chips!"

After ordering, the other party hung up the phone immediately.

He Jiong laughed loudly: "Haha! Yue Yue is so cute."

Huang Lei also shook his head and said: "The one who talks about cross talk is just able to talk, even eating potato chips can go so far, haha. Ready to start work..."

Before the guests arrive, there is basically not much work to do.

Li Tian and Xia Yingying were sitting on the railing flirting.

While the two were chatting, they saw a few figures walking over from the mountain road outside the Mushroom House, dragging their luggage.

On both sides of the mountain road, the river is flowing slowly, the sun is shining brightly, and the vegetation is lush.

One fat, one thin and one old, the three of them dragged their luggage and came to the door of the mushroom house laughing and laughing.

"Yue Yue and the others are here!"

Li Tian roared, and went down with Xia Yingying to meet the guests.

At this moment, the two of them, the young couple, completely regard the mushroom house as their own nest.

As the host, it is natural to be more enthusiastic.

"Hello, Teacher Yu, hello to Yueyue, and hello to Dalin."

Of these three, the fat one is Yue Yunpeng, the thin one is Guo Qilin, and the old one is Yu Qian!
All three are the absolute mainstays of Deyun Pavilion.

"Hello Xiaotian, hello Yingying, you two are famous enough by now."

Yu Qianre wiped the sweat from his forehead and took off his big sunglasses.

Although it's autumn, the weather is still hot.

Especially among the [-] mountains in western Hunan, the low-lying places are as hot as a stuffy gourd.

Li Tian took Yu Qian's box and carried it to the courtyard.

"Ding, congratulations on meddling in your own business, and getting a system prompt, sketch comic dialogue can also increase your popularity, perform well, host, you will have the possibility to participate in the happy comedian."

When Li Tian heard this, his eyes lit up. Originally, he wanted to take Xia Yingying to participate in the gala program, but this happy comedian would definitely make it easier for the two of them to break through the Spring Festival Gala stage, and immediately began to perform.

"Your hair is hot again."

"That's right, but this hair is indeed just permed. It looks stylish, right? I'm old and my hair isn't as much as before. It doesn't look too much after a perm, right?"

"Yo, this is the entire Deyun Pavilion moved to our mushroom house? Haha..."

He Jiong came up to greet him with a smile.

Huang Lei also followed: "Except for Mr. Guo, the main force of Deyun Pavilion is complete!"

"By the way, it was Xiao Yueyue who called just now, right? He told me the name of the dish directly, which confused me."

Xia Yingying glanced at Yue Yunpeng, and couldn't help laughing bitterly.

"Isn't this recognized right away! Li Tian, ​​how did you recognize me? Is it because I am too popular and my voice is too recognizable?"

Yue Yunpeng looked at Li Tian with a "cheap" smile, waiting for his answer.

"That's not true, the main reason is that you are the only one in the entire entertainment industry because you speak so aggressively and cheaply!"

"puff!"

This answer made Yue Yunpeng bloody.

"Your mouth is too poisonous. Really, I had already thought about how to tease you before I came here. Before I even spoke, I was at a disadvantage."

Yue Yunpeng was helpless and shook his head.

He could see that Li Tian had too many jokes, not even less than him.

Moreover, the reaction and coping ability is also very strong, not easy to mess with.

For a while, Yue Yunpeng didn't intend to provoke Li Tian anymore, and he didn't dare to make fun of him.

Otherwise, he might be killed again and rubbed on the ground!
Several people joked again. Although it was the first time they met, they had a very happy conversation and kept laughing.

The three of them are all funny, and they are humorous when they talk.

Coupled with Li Tian who was constantly burdened with jokes, the atmosphere naturally became much more joyful.

(End of this chapter)