Duobao Taoist

Chapter 156 Fairy Thinking of Spring
Regardless of Sha Wujing's support, Zhu Bajie stumbled to Tang Sanzang, and said in a long-winded manner: "Master, you are really dishonest. You only rely on your own means to pursue beautiful women. How can you secretly recite the magic spell? It's all over, not only the queen is gone, but even the female officer hasn't got one, are you satisfied?"

Sun Wukong was still thinking about the beautiful woman after hearing about the idiot, so he angrily came forward to pull his pig's ears. At this moment, a whirlwind suddenly blew up beside him, making people blinded.After a while, the strong wind stopped, but Tang Sanzang on the white dragon horse disappeared.The three of them were shocked when they saw this, Monkey King hurriedly threw somersaulting clouds into the air, only to see Tang Sanzang was swept by a monster cloud and headed northwest.Immediately greeted Zhu Bajie and the two, and chased after Yaoyun all the way, but they chased before a stone cave named Dudishan Pipa Cave.Speaking of the owner of this cave, he is also a person with deep blessings. This person was originally a poisonous scorpion in the mountains, but he happened to come to an ancient monk's cave while he was looking for food, and met a man who had just lost his true spirit. , the monk whose physical vitality has not yet returned to heaven and earth.

Speaking of this monk in the cave, he was originally a priest in the Yin Shang Palace. When King Wu defeated Zhou and invaded Chaoge, he escaped from the palace. The panacea also stole the jade pipa that Su Daji and Hu Ximei forgot to take away because they fled in panic.After escaping to the Poisonous Enemy Mountain, this priest lived in seclusion, and wanted to prove the way of immortality by relying on the superficial skills obtained from the monks enshrined in the Yin and Shang dynasties.It's not just that he was very lucky, but why did he actually cultivate some mana, but his good luck seemed to be exhausted all of a sudden, and he has been bad luck ever since.Because of the incompleteness of the exercises obtained at the beginning, mistakes were made in practicing the exercises, resulting in paralysis of the lower body and the inability to move freely.Finally, when they were preparing to refine the magic weapon of jade pipa, they were backlashed by the willow pipa's spiritual consciousness, which had been gradually recovered after thousands of years of cultivation, and finally they all died together.

This is a poisonous scorpion who went out to look for food cheaply. This scorpion was attracted by the strong aura in the body of the Yin Shang priest, and it actually dissolved his body with its own venom, and sucked it into the stomach mouthful. The century-old vitality of heaven and earth, and the jade pipa that also lacks spiritual consciousness, can be described as the snipe and the clam fighting for the fisherman's benefit.After practicing for hundreds of years, the poisonous scorpion finally took shape. Because his name of scorpion essence was really indecent, he named himself Pipa Fairy.After occupying this cave, the cave was also renamed Pipa Cave, officially occupying the mountain as king.

Maybe it's because it is next to Xiliang Daughter Country, which is full of Yin Qi, this Pipa Fairy is also a little too Yin Qi, and always wants to find a man to share it with, but she has never seen it near Xiliang Daughter Country for tens of thousands of years. A man, even male animals, are rare, so her wish is destined to turn into a dream and go away with the wind.After going through this for hundreds of years, the little demon in the cave finally heard this encouraging news when he went to Xiliang Daughter Country to buy daily necessities.Because the Xiliang Daughter Kingdom was celebrated by the whole country at that time, so no one noticed the little spy, the little demon maid. After that, Fairy Pipa was also full of joy and excitement.

After thinking for a while, Fairy Pipa is going to go to Xiliang Daughter Country to snatch Tang Sanzang and others the next day, fulfilling her dream of getting married for many years.Unexpectedly, when I came to the gate of the city, I happened to meet a group of four who had escaped from Xiliang's Daughter Kingdom. I saw Prince Charming and Fairy Pipa sitting on a dragon horse, who had been reverberating in my dreams for countless nights. Unable to bear the scorching heat in his heart any longer, he resolutely whipped up a gust of evil wind and took Tang Sanzang back to his cave.

When Sun Wukong and others came to the cave, Pipa Fairy was confronting Tang Sanzang with his obscene poems in the Pipa Cave. Not by my side, I can only cry in vain.Just when Tang Sanzang was about to dedicate his life resolutely and succumbed to the majesty of the Pipa Fairy, he suddenly heard a shout of "sinister and rude!" To confuse the eyes of the passers-by, he took out a three-pronged steel fork from behind, and walked out of the pavilion, only to see a monkey with a rough face and a thunderous mouth, holding an iron rod, grinning at him.

Tang Sanzang was also driven out of the gazebo by the little demon at this moment, seeing that it was Sun Wukong who came to rescue him, he shouted: "Wukong, come and save me as a teacher." But he cursed inwardly: "Damn monkey, it's really true that you came here!" Not the time, the poor monk cursed you for giving birth to a son full of assholes.But it was surprisingly similar to the original reaction of Pingtian Great Sage Bull Demon King.Fairy Pipa used the three steel forks in her hand to fight against Sun Wukong, and ordered the little demon to lead Tang Sanzang into the depths of the cave.

But at this time Zhu Bajie came again, and he yelled to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, my old pig is here to help you rape and kill her, oh no, annihilate her." The pipa fairy called endlessly.The three of them were wielding forks, palladium iron rods, and they were easy to kill for a while.After fighting like this for more than ten rounds, Fairy Pipa is a woman after all, she was exhausted at first, she jumped out of the battle group with her body, pouted her delicate buttocks, and wanted to use her special skills to overwhelm the horse Poison pile.Sun Wukong didn't know that the Pipa Fairy possessed unique skills, and was about to step forward to kill her with a stick, but Zhu Bajie on the side saw her advantage, and only heard him shout, "Let me do it." He also jumped high, but his ass Facing down, he wants to fight Fairy Pipa's delicate buttocks with his thick-skinned buttocks.

It's just that they haven't met yet, but Zhu Bajie screamed in mid-air, fell to the ground clutching his buttocks, and lost the battle.Sun Wukong only saw a black shadow flash between the pipa master's thighs, and Zhu Bajie was defeated holding his buttocks, but he didn't know why.While resisting the three-strand steel fork of the Pipa Fairy, while using the technique of golden eyes, he looked between the pair of the Pipa Fairy's thighs, but saw a black, long thing dragging from the back of the Pipa Fairy. On the ground, the tip of that thing was still stained with bright red blood, presumably this was the hidden weapon to injure Bajie.

Just as Monkey King was about to raise his head, he saw through the monster's real body with his piercing eyes, but he was scolded by the Pipa Fairy, "Grandma stabbed you to death, you shameless stinky hooligan." It stabbed at Monkey King like rain.At this time, Monkey King also saw the monster's real body clearly, but it was a poisonous scorpion the size of a stone table, covered in black.Seeing the real body of this monster, Monkey King had a countermeasure. I saw that Monkey King held the three steel forks of the pipa fairy with the Ruyi golden cudgel in his hand, and turned himself into a monster about six or seven feet high with a pair of bright red crowns on the top. Sub big cock.The pipa fairy saw that Sun Wukong had turned into a rooster, and immediately her hands and feet became weak, and she couldn't hold the three steel forks in her hand anymore, and only heard a clang, and the steel forks fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Monkey King knew that he had found the right countermeasure, and he was even more unforgiving. He raised his head and yelled at the goblin, and saw the pipa fairy's body go limp and fell to the ground. The elephant is a scorpion spirit the size of a stone table.Sun Wukong didn't hesitate anymore, he came to the scorpion spirit first, pecked the scorpion spirit's spirit with the tip of the rooster, and then gave up.Watching for a moment, I saw that the scorpion spirit really died, turned back to its original body, went to the depths of the cave to find Tang Sanzang who was trapped, and left the Pipa Cave, ready to continue the journey.

Tang Sanzang and Monkey King went out of Pipa Cave, and found Sha Wujing, who was in charge of the luggage, and Zhu Bajie, who had been defeated before, but saw that Zhu Bajie was still clutching his buttocks, humming and screaming, wondering. "Bajie, where did you get injured? Although my old grandson saw the blood on the monster's hidden weapon, he didn't find any injuries on your body. Could it be that the blood is not yours?" Asked each other, but he hummed for a long time, only to see that pig's face was flushed, and he didn't say why.

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang was quite curious and asked Monkey King to explain the situation at that time.After Tang Sanzang heard it, he smiled knowingly, but he didn't speak.Seeing this, Sun Wukong became even more impatient, and hurriedly asked Tang Sanzang, "Master, what are you laughing at? Do you know where Bajie was injured?"

Hearing the words, Tang Sanzang was noncommittal. Seeing Sun Wukong's staring eyes, he immediately said inscrutablely: "This matter can only be understood, but cannot be explained in words. Why don't you sing a song to you by the poor monk. After listening to it, you will naturally know that the Eight Precepts are harmful. Where is it?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, Zhu Bajie jumped up and said: "Master, you can't do this, you can't do this, my old pig promises that I will never steal women from you in the future, please see that I will do my best to serve you on weekdays." For the sake of it, don't say it."

Seeing him jumping anxiously, even Sha Wujing, who was guarding the luggage at the side, was also aroused with curiosity, and immediately interjected: "Master, you can sing as much as you want, at most, the second senior brother will help you wash the clothes in the future, my old Sha Resist it."

Hearing the words, Tang Sanzang, regardless of Zhu Bajie's resentful eyes, coughed, cleared his throat, and began to sing: "The chrysanthemums are all over the ground and hurt, your smile has turned yellow, the flowers have fallen, and my heart is heartbroken. Ye Weiyang, your shadow keeps cutting, leaving me alone on the lake in pairs..."

Just after singing these few lines, I heard Zhu Bajie howl from the side: "Cuilan, my old pig will have no face to see you in the future." Laughing obscenely, everyone walked away amidst the crisp hooves of the white dragon horse.

(End of this chapter)