Infinite Movie World

Chapter 1535 Sorry, This Is Not A Joke
Xufeng said with a faint smile: "That's right, I just want him. Oh, by the way, what's your name?"

The captain of the guard looked at Xufeng in horror, and then looked at Queen Galadriel as if asking for help. Seeing that the queen didn't say anything, he said to Xufeng with a mournful face: "Master Dragon Slayer, the name of your subordinate It's called Liszt."

"Liszt, what a name!" Xufeng took a mouthful of spiced roast meat, and nodded in satisfaction while chewing on the juicy venison.

The head of the guard, Rist, was even more terrified. He had heard that some of the nobles of the human number liked men. He always felt that this kind of thing was unreasonable, but he did not expect that he would encounter it in person today.

While eating the meat, Xufeng said vaguely: "Your Majesty, if you really want to repay me, then give me this Liszt, little Lizi, and you will follow me from now on. I promise to let you If you eat hot and drink spicy, I can guarantee you to be happy and comfortable, and you can feel refreshed from time to time, hahahahaha!"

Seeing Xufeng's wild laughter, Liszt was about to shed tears.

Thinking that he is a dignified new elf bodyguard of the Golden Forest, and he is reduced to being used as a plaything by a human being, and he has to be taken out to have fun from time to time, he really wants to draw his sword on the spot and kill himself!
Seeing Liszt's expression, Xufeng couldn't help frowning and said, "I know you think our identities don't match, but you have to believe me, I have this ability, and I promise to make you happy!"

Liszt's tears really flowed down, and Xufeng fell to his knees with a plop: "Master Dragon Slayer! Please! Let me go! I already have someone I love! And she is a woman! I I can't make you happy, please find someone else!"

Puchi!

Xuedi, who was covering the cape and gnawed on the pheasant leg, couldn't help but spray out, as if she was blocked by the cape, and no one saw her embarrassment.

On the other hand, Uncle Lin Hai laughed and patted the table.

Xufeng scratched her head, "Captain Liszt, it seems that what I told you is not the same thing, did you misunderstand?"

Liszt said quickly: "I didn't misunderstand! I understand the meaning of Lord Dragon Slayer! Believe me, Lord Dragon Slayer, I am really willing to go through fire and water for you, because you are the hero of this era! Not only humans worship you! As an elf, I also worship you very much! But I really can’t! I’m a normal male elf...Of course, I’m not saying that you are abnormal, after all, everyone has the right to choose their own orientation, but, I I really can’t accept it, I really can’t accept it, Your Majesty the Queen! Please give me death! I really can’t do it! I can’t do it!”

Queen Galadriel hesitated for a moment, then cleared her throat, "Master Dragon Slayer...how about another one?"

Xufeng smiled helplessly: "You all misunderstood! I want Liszt not as you imagined, and the coolness I said is not the coolness you understand! I want everyone to have fun together! I don't just want Liszt Special, and a team of elf guards under Liszt!"

Plop plop!
All the guards present knelt down on the ground and shouted loudly: "Please let me go, Lord Dragon Slayer! Please let me go, Lord Dragon Slayer!"

Celeborn frowned and shook his head, and said in a low voice: "Really, this is a dragon slayer, one is not enough, I want a whole harem!"

Xufeng said helplessly: "You guys really misunderstood! My orientation is normal, okay? I want Liszt and his men so that they can fight with me! I need people! The confrontation of Saruman's minions!"

As soon as these words came out, all the elves present were stunned.

Liszt blushed, and said in a low voice: "Ah! It turns out that what the dragon slayer said is cool...is the coolness to kill the enemy...I thought...cough cough...what! The dragon slayer, I Liszt is willing to swear to follow, and have fun with Lord Dragon Slayer to the end!"

The other guards also shouted in unison: "Master Dragon Slayer! We are willing to follow to the death, and we will have a good time to the end!"

Queen Galadriel also breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "So you want to ask me for an army. There is no problem with this. We will fully support whatever Lord Dragon Slayer needs! Liszt, from now on In the beginning, you are promoted to general, and I will give you a 100-member Sindar elf bodyguard. You must follow Lord Dragon Slayer, and complete every instruction he gives you, even if it requires you to make sacrifices. Don't hesitate, because if you need to sacrifice, you will also sacrifice for the continuation of Middle-earth, and you will become heroes!"

General Liszt said to Queen Galadriel with a solemn expression: "Please rest assured, Your Majesty! We will use our lives to follow Lord Dragon Slayer! Until death!"

"Okay!" Xufeng said with a smile: "With you, I will no longer worry about the Witch King of Angmar and Saruman."

Queen Galadriel said: "Dragon Slayer, if you want to deal with Saruman, we can directly send troops to attack Isengard."

Xufeng shook her head, "If Saruman can be eliminated once and for all, of course I agree, but Saruman is not easy to deal with, and Isinger Tower is easy to defend and difficult to attack, if you If you really want to storm Dan Singh Tower, I am afraid that you will suffer heavy losses. And we have not officially started the war with Sauron. If your Sindar elves have suffered heavy losses before the war, it will be a huge blow to you. The Middle-earth Alliance thing will be a major blow."

Celeborn nodded: "Master Dragon Slayer is very right, and this is exactly what we are worried about."

Xufeng said: "Because the only time when I can attack the Tower of Isengard with all my strength is to help me solve the problem of the Witch King of Angmar and free up my hands to get rid of Saruman. You can cooperate with me. Let's do it together."

Queen Galadriel said: "Good! We will obey you."

"Also..." Celeborn hesitated for a moment, and finally said: "I heard from Yawen that the hobbit you escorted had the Lord of the Rings in his hand? Is this true? Or is it a tactical one?" Blindfolded?"

Queen Galadriel also looked at Xufeng, she also hoped to get the final answer from the dragon slayer.

Xufeng said while eating meat: "The Supreme Lord of the Rings has really appeared, and it really is on Frodo the Hobbit. The purpose of my return this time is to escort Frodo and form a team Fellowship of the Ring, pass through you, then go to Mount Doom and destroy the One Ring."

Xufeng spoke so lightly that Queen Galadriel and Celeborn thought he was joking.

However, after Xufeng finished speaking, he said with a serious face: "Do you think I'm joking? Sorry, this is not a joke."

(End of this chapter)