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Chapter 236 Children's Logic
Chapter 236 Children's Logic
The Daoist of Kidney Deficiency leaned over cautiously, and took out the golden gold ingot, and several Liao soldiers burst into smiles.
Ding Dong!
System prompt: Liao soldier friendship +5
In the blink of an eye, the names on the heads of the Liao soldiers turned neutral yellow again, and the rest of the people were relieved.
After negotiating for a while, Daoist Kidney Deficiency waved his hand, and Ye Cheng and the others approached.
"Yamidie, Yamitie." When passing the checkpoint, the monk waved goodbye to these soldiers, but the people around him burst into laughter again.
For the first time, Daoist Priest of Kidney Deficiency was a little embarrassed, he said with a smile: "I'm learning island Mandarin, I'm in a hurry, hehe."
"You are not impatient, but you are too impatient." The rebooting monk did not forget to strike.
"You bald donkey, you're saying I'll spray you in the face." Daoist Kidney Deficiency said with a glare.
I'm used to these two people being open-minded, including the pure girl, no one feels shy anymore.
At this time, Xiao Zhengtai came forward, and asked her sister suspiciously, "What does Yamitie mean?"
boom!
The laughter that had just stopped suddenly rang out again, and the pure girl blushed, gave Xiao Zhengtai a shudder, and said, "Little boy, don't ask nonsense."
"My sister is a bully, she wants to learn more." Mrs. Xiaozheng covered her head and said aggrievedly.
"Come, come, brother will teach you." Daoist Kidney Deficiency held Xiao Zhengtai back with a grin, and asked, "I heard that you and your sister joined Deep Blue's studio?"
"Well! Brother Shenlan is very kind to us, and even rented a house for us alone."
"Then when Brother Deep Blue and sister were together alone, did sister say anything about Yamitie?"
"No, we haven't met Big Brother Deep Blue yet. By the way, Old Daoist Brother, what does Yamitie mean?"
"Yami Die is very good, it means I miss you." The leader of the Kidney Deficiency Daoist smiled wickedly.
"Oh? Then if my sister meets Shenlan brother, she will definitely say Yamitie. My sister really wants to see Shenlan brother, and she still wants to, but she didn't say Yamitie." Xiaozheng said cutely, tilting his head.
Haha!
Immediately, the laughter sounded again, and the pure girl blushed with shame, and quickly stepped forward and twisted the little Zhengtai's ears.
"It hurts, it hurts! My sister bullies people."
"I'll let you talk nonsense." The pure girl said angrily.
"I'm not talking nonsense. Did my sister call Big Brother Deep Blue in her sleep yesterday? It's just that I didn't hear Yamitie? Xiaohao doesn't lie." Xiao Zhengtai covered her red ears and said seriously.
The laughter couldn't be stopped at all, and the rebooting monk and the others sat down on the ground exaggeratedly, holding their stomachs and laughing non-stop.
The innocent girl's neck was flushed with embarrassment, she stomped her feet angrily, glared at her younger brother, turned around and ran out.
With a grievance on his face, Xiao Zhengtai ran to Ye Cheng's side, took Ye Cheng's hand and said, "Brother Shenlan, Xiaohao really didn't lie, I'm telling the truth, Yamitie, Yamitie."
Now even Ye Cheng couldn't help laughing, quickly covered Xiao Zhengtai's mouth, and said: "The word Yamitie must never be mentioned in the future, listen to Brother Shenlan, okay?"
Xiaozheng nodded in a sensible way, and said, "Xiaohao must listen to brother Shenlan, Yamitie."
Knowing that he had slipped his tongue, Xiao Hao stuck out his tongue in embarrassment, and lowered his head.
The abstinence monk and the Taoist priest of kidney deficiency seemed to have shown their smiles for a year, covering their stomachs, tears of laughter flowed out, the rest of the people were not much better, and their laughter spread several miles away.
"You kidney deficiency, you are not allowed to get close to Xiaohao in the future, you will spoil it." Ye Cheng gave the Taoist leader of kidney deficiency a hard look.
"It's not that I broke it. It's that Xiaohao is too cute. Xiaohao is right. To be honest, a good boy shouldn't lie."
"En! Xiaohao knows that Xiaohao wants to be a good child." Xiaozheng nodded emphatically.
Amid wild laughter, Ye Cheng assembled the team and continued to move forward, but after walking for more than ten minutes, he still hadn't met the innocent girl.
At this moment, everyone couldn't laugh anymore, Ye Cheng immediately took out the soul-chasing Gu.
It turned out that the innocent girl didn't know the direction at all. She was shy and only cared about running away, so she deviated from the direction.
Everyone walked in the direction of the pure girl, but after three or five miles, bursts of cheerful singing came over.
Going closer, a huge bonfire appeared in the distance, surrounded by snow-white yurts, and a pure girl was dancing happily with a group of Liao people beside the bonfire.
Seeing Ye Cheng and the others appear, a few old men came out of the crowd and rushed up to meet them.
"Welcome, my honored guest, to receive your blessings is the luck of the children and the blessing bestowed by the Longevity." The old man saluted Ye Cheng and the others respectfully.
At this time, a pair of young men and women in costumes came out from behind the old man. The two offered milky white milk wine with both hands, and looked at Ye Cheng and the others expectantly.
"Bless you all." Ye Cheng smiled and nodded, took the wine glass and drank it down.
The rest of the people followed suit and drank the wine in their glasses.
call!
The people behind the men and women in costumes immediately raised their hands high and cheered, and immediately the Liao people around the campfire also raised their hands and cheered.
The old man respectfully brought Ye Cheng and others to the campfire, and put huge pieces of mutton and buckets of white cows beside Ye Cheng and others.
Suddenly the whole party reached a climax.During the tide, everyone danced around the bonfire.
The innocent girl glanced at Ye Cheng shyly, and joined the dance of the crowd.
Of course, the rebooting monk and the Taoist priest of kidney deficiency would not miss this opportunity, and he rushed into the crowd with his eyes shining.
Xiao Zhengtai ran to her sister, and the middle-aged woman gnawed on the leg of lamb with a look of ecstasy.
Sitting beside Ye Cheng with trembling hands, looking at the huge bonfire in front of him, his eyes gradually became blurred.
An Yan even sat quietly on the other side of Yecheng, as if swearing an oath of sovereignty.
"We are very lucky! We actually met a Liao people's wedding." Ye Cheng was at a loss for words.
"Yes!" The little hand trembled and responded lightly, and his eyes still did not leave the bonfire.
"This time you entered the plot mission, you were very silent, what happened? Tell me, okay?" Ye Cheng got straight to the point.
He paused slightly, smiled slightly with trembling hands, and said, "It's nothing, just some things at home."
Ye Cheng didn't continue to ask, he picked up the wine glass and drank the slightly sour milk wine.
The party didn't end until early in the morning, and Ye Cheng and others were arranged in the largest yurt in the entire settlement, and next door to them was a new couple's new house.
Listening to the passionate voice next door, except for Xiaozheng who asked his sister in doubt, and fell asleep peacefully after being hit by a chestnut, the rest of the people didn't feel the slightest drowsiness.
The Daoist of Kidney Deficiency kept muttering: "Torture people, torture people, torture people, torture people..."
It wasn't until early in the morning that the noise from the tent next door gradually stopped. Ye Cheng no longer felt sleepy at all. He got up and walked out of the tent, washed up briefly, and started doing morning exercises along the endless grassland.
Although exercising in the world of Valkyrie has no strengthening effect on the body, this habit can refresh Ye Cheng.
Ye Cheng came back from running around, and everyone had already got up, but the Taoist priest with kidney deficiency, the monk of rebooting, and others all had big dark circles under their eyes.
The leader of the tribe came to Yecheng with several elders, and after saluting respectfully, he presented a gift.
"Respected emissary of the Longevity Heaven, this is the friendship of our tribe, please accept it."
Several sheets of lamb skins as white as snow were brought up by several Liao people and delivered to everyone.
Because they didn't understand the customs, everyone looked at Ye Cheng suspiciously.
With a faint smile, Ye Cheng took the gift with both hands without any delay, and at the same time took out a set of Tianyuan Pills from his backpack.
"Dear leader, this is our blessing to the newcomers." Ye Cheng smiled and handed over the elixir.
Seeing the elixir, the headman's eyes lit up, and his face was filled with gratitude.
The rest of the people also followed suit, including a middle-aged woman who spent half a penny and took out a set. After all, pills are not precious to them.
When the headman took the pill, the system prompt sounded immediately.
Ding Dong!
System prompt: Liao people favorability +15, friendly.
After the gifts were exchanged, everyone left one after another, and Ye Cheng also declined the Liao people's suggestion to give them a ride on horses.
"Brother Shenlan, you really know a lot." Xiaozheng looked at Ye Cheng with admiration.
"If you study hard, you must know more than Big Brother Deep Blue." Ye Cheng rubbed Xiao Zhengtai's hair.
"Yeah! Xiaohao must study hard." Xiaozheng nodded heavily, then looked at Yecheng expectantly and said, "Brother Shenlan, if you marry your sister, can you also set up a bonfire? Roast mutton is great. have eaten."
"You little villain, you sold your sister for a meal of roast mutton?" Everyone smiled knowingly, and the innocent girl's face flushed and she pulled Xiao Zhengtai away.
"Without roast mutton, my sister would run off with Big Brother Deep Blue. Every meal is a meal." Xiaozheng said very cleverly.
Immediately everyone laughed, and no one had such ghostly thoughts as Xiao Zhengtai.
Ye Cheng also laughed amusedly, and said, "After I go back, I'll treat you to roast whole lamb."
"Eat once?"
"Eat as many times as you want."
Xiaozheng jumped up happily, but immediately became quiet, tilting his head, not knowing what he was thinking.
"What's the matter, Xiaohao? Don't want to eat more?" Ye Cheng asked with a smile.
"Xiaohao wants to eat a few more times, but he can't. Xiaohao wants his sister to sleep with him! Hey! It's hard to let go!" Xiao Zhengtai's appearance of a little adult made everyone laugh.
"Xiaohao, what does eating roasted whole lamb have to do with my sister sleeping with you!" Daoist Kidney Deficiency asked curiously.
"If I eat roasted whole lamb, my sister will sleep with brother Shenlan, Xiaohao will be lonely, and my sister will be like the sister yesterday, shouting all night, her voice will be tired, and she will not be able to sing to coax me, but roasted whole lamb is really good Eat, I don't know... um..." Hearing that Mrs. Xiaozheng's words became more and more outrageous, the pure girl immediately stopped him.
But Xiaozheng expressed all the meaning he wanted to express, which immediately aroused wild laughter from the others.
Ye Cheng also shook his head with a wry smile.
The world of children is really unimaginable!
(End of this chapter)
The Daoist of Kidney Deficiency leaned over cautiously, and took out the golden gold ingot, and several Liao soldiers burst into smiles.
Ding Dong!
System prompt: Liao soldier friendship +5
In the blink of an eye, the names on the heads of the Liao soldiers turned neutral yellow again, and the rest of the people were relieved.
After negotiating for a while, Daoist Kidney Deficiency waved his hand, and Ye Cheng and the others approached.
"Yamidie, Yamitie." When passing the checkpoint, the monk waved goodbye to these soldiers, but the people around him burst into laughter again.
For the first time, Daoist Priest of Kidney Deficiency was a little embarrassed, he said with a smile: "I'm learning island Mandarin, I'm in a hurry, hehe."
"You are not impatient, but you are too impatient." The rebooting monk did not forget to strike.
"You bald donkey, you're saying I'll spray you in the face." Daoist Kidney Deficiency said with a glare.
I'm used to these two people being open-minded, including the pure girl, no one feels shy anymore.
At this time, Xiao Zhengtai came forward, and asked her sister suspiciously, "What does Yamitie mean?"
boom!
The laughter that had just stopped suddenly rang out again, and the pure girl blushed, gave Xiao Zhengtai a shudder, and said, "Little boy, don't ask nonsense."
"My sister is a bully, she wants to learn more." Mrs. Xiaozheng covered her head and said aggrievedly.
"Come, come, brother will teach you." Daoist Kidney Deficiency held Xiao Zhengtai back with a grin, and asked, "I heard that you and your sister joined Deep Blue's studio?"
"Well! Brother Shenlan is very kind to us, and even rented a house for us alone."
"Then when Brother Deep Blue and sister were together alone, did sister say anything about Yamitie?"
"No, we haven't met Big Brother Deep Blue yet. By the way, Old Daoist Brother, what does Yamitie mean?"
"Yami Die is very good, it means I miss you." The leader of the Kidney Deficiency Daoist smiled wickedly.
"Oh? Then if my sister meets Shenlan brother, she will definitely say Yamitie. My sister really wants to see Shenlan brother, and she still wants to, but she didn't say Yamitie." Xiaozheng said cutely, tilting his head.
Haha!
Immediately, the laughter sounded again, and the pure girl blushed with shame, and quickly stepped forward and twisted the little Zhengtai's ears.
"It hurts, it hurts! My sister bullies people."
"I'll let you talk nonsense." The pure girl said angrily.
"I'm not talking nonsense. Did my sister call Big Brother Deep Blue in her sleep yesterday? It's just that I didn't hear Yamitie? Xiaohao doesn't lie." Xiao Zhengtai covered her red ears and said seriously.
The laughter couldn't be stopped at all, and the rebooting monk and the others sat down on the ground exaggeratedly, holding their stomachs and laughing non-stop.
The innocent girl's neck was flushed with embarrassment, she stomped her feet angrily, glared at her younger brother, turned around and ran out.
With a grievance on his face, Xiao Zhengtai ran to Ye Cheng's side, took Ye Cheng's hand and said, "Brother Shenlan, Xiaohao really didn't lie, I'm telling the truth, Yamitie, Yamitie."
Now even Ye Cheng couldn't help laughing, quickly covered Xiao Zhengtai's mouth, and said: "The word Yamitie must never be mentioned in the future, listen to Brother Shenlan, okay?"
Xiaozheng nodded in a sensible way, and said, "Xiaohao must listen to brother Shenlan, Yamitie."
Knowing that he had slipped his tongue, Xiao Hao stuck out his tongue in embarrassment, and lowered his head.
The abstinence monk and the Taoist priest of kidney deficiency seemed to have shown their smiles for a year, covering their stomachs, tears of laughter flowed out, the rest of the people were not much better, and their laughter spread several miles away.
"You kidney deficiency, you are not allowed to get close to Xiaohao in the future, you will spoil it." Ye Cheng gave the Taoist leader of kidney deficiency a hard look.
"It's not that I broke it. It's that Xiaohao is too cute. Xiaohao is right. To be honest, a good boy shouldn't lie."
"En! Xiaohao knows that Xiaohao wants to be a good child." Xiaozheng nodded emphatically.
Amid wild laughter, Ye Cheng assembled the team and continued to move forward, but after walking for more than ten minutes, he still hadn't met the innocent girl.
At this moment, everyone couldn't laugh anymore, Ye Cheng immediately took out the soul-chasing Gu.
It turned out that the innocent girl didn't know the direction at all. She was shy and only cared about running away, so she deviated from the direction.
Everyone walked in the direction of the pure girl, but after three or five miles, bursts of cheerful singing came over.
Going closer, a huge bonfire appeared in the distance, surrounded by snow-white yurts, and a pure girl was dancing happily with a group of Liao people beside the bonfire.
Seeing Ye Cheng and the others appear, a few old men came out of the crowd and rushed up to meet them.
"Welcome, my honored guest, to receive your blessings is the luck of the children and the blessing bestowed by the Longevity." The old man saluted Ye Cheng and the others respectfully.
At this time, a pair of young men and women in costumes came out from behind the old man. The two offered milky white milk wine with both hands, and looked at Ye Cheng and the others expectantly.
"Bless you all." Ye Cheng smiled and nodded, took the wine glass and drank it down.
The rest of the people followed suit and drank the wine in their glasses.
call!
The people behind the men and women in costumes immediately raised their hands high and cheered, and immediately the Liao people around the campfire also raised their hands and cheered.
The old man respectfully brought Ye Cheng and others to the campfire, and put huge pieces of mutton and buckets of white cows beside Ye Cheng and others.
Suddenly the whole party reached a climax.During the tide, everyone danced around the bonfire.
The innocent girl glanced at Ye Cheng shyly, and joined the dance of the crowd.
Of course, the rebooting monk and the Taoist priest of kidney deficiency would not miss this opportunity, and he rushed into the crowd with his eyes shining.
Xiao Zhengtai ran to her sister, and the middle-aged woman gnawed on the leg of lamb with a look of ecstasy.
Sitting beside Ye Cheng with trembling hands, looking at the huge bonfire in front of him, his eyes gradually became blurred.
An Yan even sat quietly on the other side of Yecheng, as if swearing an oath of sovereignty.
"We are very lucky! We actually met a Liao people's wedding." Ye Cheng was at a loss for words.
"Yes!" The little hand trembled and responded lightly, and his eyes still did not leave the bonfire.
"This time you entered the plot mission, you were very silent, what happened? Tell me, okay?" Ye Cheng got straight to the point.
He paused slightly, smiled slightly with trembling hands, and said, "It's nothing, just some things at home."
Ye Cheng didn't continue to ask, he picked up the wine glass and drank the slightly sour milk wine.
The party didn't end until early in the morning, and Ye Cheng and others were arranged in the largest yurt in the entire settlement, and next door to them was a new couple's new house.
Listening to the passionate voice next door, except for Xiaozheng who asked his sister in doubt, and fell asleep peacefully after being hit by a chestnut, the rest of the people didn't feel the slightest drowsiness.
The Daoist of Kidney Deficiency kept muttering: "Torture people, torture people, torture people, torture people..."
It wasn't until early in the morning that the noise from the tent next door gradually stopped. Ye Cheng no longer felt sleepy at all. He got up and walked out of the tent, washed up briefly, and started doing morning exercises along the endless grassland.
Although exercising in the world of Valkyrie has no strengthening effect on the body, this habit can refresh Ye Cheng.
Ye Cheng came back from running around, and everyone had already got up, but the Taoist priest with kidney deficiency, the monk of rebooting, and others all had big dark circles under their eyes.
The leader of the tribe came to Yecheng with several elders, and after saluting respectfully, he presented a gift.
"Respected emissary of the Longevity Heaven, this is the friendship of our tribe, please accept it."
Several sheets of lamb skins as white as snow were brought up by several Liao people and delivered to everyone.
Because they didn't understand the customs, everyone looked at Ye Cheng suspiciously.
With a faint smile, Ye Cheng took the gift with both hands without any delay, and at the same time took out a set of Tianyuan Pills from his backpack.
"Dear leader, this is our blessing to the newcomers." Ye Cheng smiled and handed over the elixir.
Seeing the elixir, the headman's eyes lit up, and his face was filled with gratitude.
The rest of the people also followed suit, including a middle-aged woman who spent half a penny and took out a set. After all, pills are not precious to them.
When the headman took the pill, the system prompt sounded immediately.
Ding Dong!
System prompt: Liao people favorability +15, friendly.
After the gifts were exchanged, everyone left one after another, and Ye Cheng also declined the Liao people's suggestion to give them a ride on horses.
"Brother Shenlan, you really know a lot." Xiaozheng looked at Ye Cheng with admiration.
"If you study hard, you must know more than Big Brother Deep Blue." Ye Cheng rubbed Xiao Zhengtai's hair.
"Yeah! Xiaohao must study hard." Xiaozheng nodded heavily, then looked at Yecheng expectantly and said, "Brother Shenlan, if you marry your sister, can you also set up a bonfire? Roast mutton is great. have eaten."
"You little villain, you sold your sister for a meal of roast mutton?" Everyone smiled knowingly, and the innocent girl's face flushed and she pulled Xiao Zhengtai away.
"Without roast mutton, my sister would run off with Big Brother Deep Blue. Every meal is a meal." Xiaozheng said very cleverly.
Immediately everyone laughed, and no one had such ghostly thoughts as Xiao Zhengtai.
Ye Cheng also laughed amusedly, and said, "After I go back, I'll treat you to roast whole lamb."
"Eat once?"
"Eat as many times as you want."
Xiaozheng jumped up happily, but immediately became quiet, tilting his head, not knowing what he was thinking.
"What's the matter, Xiaohao? Don't want to eat more?" Ye Cheng asked with a smile.
"Xiaohao wants to eat a few more times, but he can't. Xiaohao wants his sister to sleep with him! Hey! It's hard to let go!" Xiao Zhengtai's appearance of a little adult made everyone laugh.
"Xiaohao, what does eating roasted whole lamb have to do with my sister sleeping with you!" Daoist Kidney Deficiency asked curiously.
"If I eat roasted whole lamb, my sister will sleep with brother Shenlan, Xiaohao will be lonely, and my sister will be like the sister yesterday, shouting all night, her voice will be tired, and she will not be able to sing to coax me, but roasted whole lamb is really good Eat, I don't know... um..." Hearing that Mrs. Xiaozheng's words became more and more outrageous, the pure girl immediately stopped him.
But Xiaozheng expressed all the meaning he wanted to express, which immediately aroused wild laughter from the others.
Ye Cheng also shook his head with a wry smile.
The world of children is really unimaginable!
(End of this chapter)
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