My master is the coffin
Chapter 260
Chapter 260
Li Xiaoxing's family was cheated for the second time, which made me sigh.
The abbot waved his hand proudly: "You can't blame Li Xiaoxing for having a low IQ. The main reason is that my deceit is too high. Let me tell you, if I enter the underworld, will I still have to do it? At that stop, I made a bold statement, a genius You have to bow to the ground and jump into the soul pool by yourself. Xu You, do you want to be a teacher?"
I waved my hand: "Don't talk about these useless things. I said you, abbot, you don't know how to catch ghosts. What are you doing with this job? If you delay Li Xiaoxing, how wicked are you?"
The abbot scratched his neck: "Why am I wicked? Let me tell you. My chanting is effective. Li Xiaoxing woke up that night and talked to me. Otherwise, how would I know there is a baby under the cornfield?"
I asked him: "So, Li Xiaoxing's illness has recovered?"
The abbot scratched his scalp: "That's not necessarily true. I guess. He should have relapsed after I left. Or you go to see him?"
I sighed: "It's good to have a look. Abbot, what did Li Xiaoxing tell you? Why did you lie to you to dig the treasure?"
The abbot shook his head: "How do I know what he's thinking? He just told me that there is a treasure under the cornfield, so I should dig it quickly. After digging it out, I don't have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of my life, and I don't have to chant scriptures dryly anymore. "
The thin man said from behind: "Maybe Li Xiaoxing knows about the abbot."
Wu Shuang also echoed: "Maybe this way, we can know whether the abbot is that immortal, what is Wen Yu's background, and even what old Hei does. What kind of grudge does he have with the wizard..."
A few of us analyzed lively.The sloppy Taoist priest poured cold water on us: "These seem to be of no use to us. The most important thing is for everyone to live a good life."
We had to nod: "Yes, these things really don't have much to do with us."
The slovenly Taoist waved his hand: "If there's nothing else, I'll go clean up Lao Chen's yard. I don't know that little star, so I won't go."
I looked at the thin man: "What about you?"
Before the thin man could speak, the fat man said first, "I've been busy all night, and I haven't eaten yet. What little star, don't need so many of us to mobilize the crowd."
The thin man nodded, and said approvingly, "That's right, you can use the idiom "provoking teachers and mobilizing people"." Then he looked at me and said, "Xu You, the two of us won't go. Call us if you have anything to do."
I nodded: "Alright, too many people will scare Mama Li. I think Li Xiaoxing has some serious illness."
I looked at Wu Shuang: "Do you want to eat something good? Li Xiaoxing's food is good."
Wushuang yawned: "You don't need to tempt me. I'm quite curious. It's okay to go with you."
I said goodbye to Wushuang and everyone.It started from Dasheng Village.
I remember Li Xiaoxing in my heart, and my pace was a little fast.After all, they were roommates for four years, and no one wanted anything to happen to anyone.
Wushuang saw me leaving in a hurry, and couldn't help asking: "Is there any ambiguity between the two of you? Seeing your anxious face..."
I waved my hand: "What's ambiguous. You've been working hard on this boring thing all day long. Hurry up, or you'll almost die if it's too late."
Wushuang muttered: "What are you afraid of when you die. Let's go to the underworld and call him back." Naturally, she was stubborn in saying this. In fact, everyone knows that the underworld has its rules, and there is nothing we can do after death.
Wushuang quickened two steps and followed me.
After the two of us left the village, we immediately called a car and drove all the way to Li Xiaoxing's house.
Wushuang asked me on the road: "Have you brought any money?"
I touched my pocket: "Oh, I forgot."
Wushuang sighed: "Why are you like this? Sitting without money, the master heard it, why don't you drive us down?"
I pulled out the mahogany sword with a smile on my face: "It doesn't matter, we have the murder weapon."
The two of us discussed for a while in front of the taxi driver how to hijack the car, how to kill people and steal goods.Had a big joke with the driver.
At first I thought he would be scared to death, but unexpectedly, he said calmly: "Master Xu, don't make fun of me, I know you better."
I was surprised: "You know me?"
The driver smiled: "Yes, I bought insurance from you."
I nodded blankly, completely unable to remember who he was.
After a while, the taxi stopped in front of Li Xiaoxing's house, and I said to the driver, "Wait for a while. I'll go into the house and ask my classmate for some money."
The driver waved his hand: "No, you helped me so much back then, so what's the money for the car?" He refused, and drove away.
Wushuang stood at the door and looked at me approvingly: "Not bad."
I waved my hand, "That's right. I'm Song Gongming from Taiyuan." But I probably don't know who Song Gongming is from Wushuang's appearance.
I smiled to myself and knocked on the door.
It took me a long time to knock on the door of Li Xiaoxing's house.Inside, a disheveled woman poked her head out.I watched for a long time before I realized it was Mama Li.
I was startled: "Ah...Auntie, what's wrong with you?"
Li Ma's cloudy eyes suddenly brightened: "Is it Xu You? Is it you?"
I nodded: "It's me. I heard from the abbot that Xiao Xing is ill, so come and see him."
It's okay not to mention the abbot, but when he is mentioned, Li's mother is furious: "That big liar. He is a living god, he can cure all diseases, drive away ghosts and catch demons. He took a lot of money from me, and our little star's He didn't look after the illness at all."
Mama Li let us in.I saw a brazier in the middle of the room.Surrounded by stacks of paper money, there should be three or four sacks.
I was taken aback and asked her: "Why did you burn the paper money? Xiaoxing, he could be..."
Mama Li wiped away her tears: "Xiao Xing is still alive, but it will be soon. I am worth money, and I burned it for that ghost. I hope they will not harm our Xiao Xing after they take the money."
She led us into the house, and said as she walked: "The paper money is left over from my paper making shop. I spent money when I bought it, and I was reluctant to throw it away. I kept it with the garbage. I didn't expect , now comes in handy."
Seeing her crying sadly, I deliberately chatted with her to divert her attention: "The paper making shop is quite profitable, why isn't it open?"
Speaking of this, Li's mother started crying again: "Xiaoxing is capable. He works with a big boss and earns a lot of money every day. I just stay at home and enjoy the blessings. Hey, now that he is so sick, there is nothing he can do about it." Go to work."
Li Ma pushed open a door, pointed to the bed inside and said, "Go ahead, he's lying on the bed. Xu You, you are also a cultivator. Let me see what's going on with him?"
We saw that the house was covered with Dao talismans.Hanging prayer flags, crosses... for six or seven bodhisattvas, the smoke was so lingering that I coughed.
Wushuang couldn't help frowning: "There are so many Bodhisattvas, aren't you afraid that they will fight?"
The two of us went inside the house.He saw Li Xiaoxing lying on his side facing the wall.
I reached out, trying to turn him around.
Wushuang reached out and stopped me: "Don't worry. Take a closer look."
I looked at her strangely: "What's wrong?"
Wushuang said: "Have you forgotten your cousin? What if there is a fraud here?"
I nodded: "That's right, we'd better be more careful."
I took out the mahogany sword from my arms, and stabbed Li Xiaoxing with the tip of the sword.His body was shaken twice by me.Then I used the mahogany sword to slowly turn his body around.
Li Xiaoxing's body was tilted, and he was lying on the bed on his back.
I turned my head to look at his face, suddenly startled.Hastily jumped back a step, pointed at him with the mahogany sword, and shouted: "Who are you?"
Wushuang looked at me nervously: "What's wrong?"
I looked solemn: "This person is not Li Xiaoxing."
Wushuang reacted surprisingly quickly at this time: "Isn't this person Li Xiaoxing? What about that woman outside? Is it Mama Li?"
I said anxiously: "She's not right either, let's go quickly."
I pulled Wushuang and hurried out.As soon as he opened the door, Li's mother happened to come over.He held two cups of hot water in his hand.The three of us couldn't avoid each other, we crashed into a ball, and the freshly boiled water was poured on the heads of the three of us.
The chaos lasted three to four minutes.Wushuang and I retreated to the corner of the wall, while wiping the drops of water from our heads, we held the mahogany sword and pointed at Mama Li: "What's the matter with you? Why did you want to kill us?"
Li's mother looked innocent: "My child, what are you talking about? When did I harm you?"
I turned my head and looked at the room: "The person lying inside is not Li Xiaoxing at all, you don't even know your own son, do you? Tell me, who told you to harm us?"
Li Ma sighed: "After Xiaoxing got sick, his appearance became like that, and I can't help it. If you look carefully, you can actually tell that he is Xiaoxing."
I walked into the room suspiciously, and looked at that face carefully.The beard on his face was unshaven, and his hair almost grew into one piece.This rough look doesn't quite match Li Xiaoxing's usual style.
In fact, not only the beard, but also his face has become thin and puffy, even a bit like a Chinese character face, and it has become much more majestic than before.
I looked carefully for a while: "That's right, this kid is indeed Li Xiaoxing."
I asked Mama Li who was standing at the door, "How did he become like this?"
Li's mother shook her head: "I don't know either. He was on a business trip with his unit, and he was fine when he came back. After having dinner with me, he didn't wake up. He has slept until now, and his face has gradually changed. .If I didn’t look at him every day, I’m afraid even I wouldn’t dare to recognize him.”
I scratched my head: "This is really strange. I've never heard of it. After messing with dirty things, people's appearance can also be changed."
(End of this chapter)
Li Xiaoxing's family was cheated for the second time, which made me sigh.
The abbot waved his hand proudly: "You can't blame Li Xiaoxing for having a low IQ. The main reason is that my deceit is too high. Let me tell you, if I enter the underworld, will I still have to do it? At that stop, I made a bold statement, a genius You have to bow to the ground and jump into the soul pool by yourself. Xu You, do you want to be a teacher?"
I waved my hand: "Don't talk about these useless things. I said you, abbot, you don't know how to catch ghosts. What are you doing with this job? If you delay Li Xiaoxing, how wicked are you?"
The abbot scratched his neck: "Why am I wicked? Let me tell you. My chanting is effective. Li Xiaoxing woke up that night and talked to me. Otherwise, how would I know there is a baby under the cornfield?"
I asked him: "So, Li Xiaoxing's illness has recovered?"
The abbot scratched his scalp: "That's not necessarily true. I guess. He should have relapsed after I left. Or you go to see him?"
I sighed: "It's good to have a look. Abbot, what did Li Xiaoxing tell you? Why did you lie to you to dig the treasure?"
The abbot shook his head: "How do I know what he's thinking? He just told me that there is a treasure under the cornfield, so I should dig it quickly. After digging it out, I don't have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of my life, and I don't have to chant scriptures dryly anymore. "
The thin man said from behind: "Maybe Li Xiaoxing knows about the abbot."
Wu Shuang also echoed: "Maybe this way, we can know whether the abbot is that immortal, what is Wen Yu's background, and even what old Hei does. What kind of grudge does he have with the wizard..."
A few of us analyzed lively.The sloppy Taoist priest poured cold water on us: "These seem to be of no use to us. The most important thing is for everyone to live a good life."
We had to nod: "Yes, these things really don't have much to do with us."
The slovenly Taoist waved his hand: "If there's nothing else, I'll go clean up Lao Chen's yard. I don't know that little star, so I won't go."
I looked at the thin man: "What about you?"
Before the thin man could speak, the fat man said first, "I've been busy all night, and I haven't eaten yet. What little star, don't need so many of us to mobilize the crowd."
The thin man nodded, and said approvingly, "That's right, you can use the idiom "provoking teachers and mobilizing people"." Then he looked at me and said, "Xu You, the two of us won't go. Call us if you have anything to do."
I nodded: "Alright, too many people will scare Mama Li. I think Li Xiaoxing has some serious illness."
I looked at Wu Shuang: "Do you want to eat something good? Li Xiaoxing's food is good."
Wushuang yawned: "You don't need to tempt me. I'm quite curious. It's okay to go with you."
I said goodbye to Wushuang and everyone.It started from Dasheng Village.
I remember Li Xiaoxing in my heart, and my pace was a little fast.After all, they were roommates for four years, and no one wanted anything to happen to anyone.
Wushuang saw me leaving in a hurry, and couldn't help asking: "Is there any ambiguity between the two of you? Seeing your anxious face..."
I waved my hand: "What's ambiguous. You've been working hard on this boring thing all day long. Hurry up, or you'll almost die if it's too late."
Wushuang muttered: "What are you afraid of when you die. Let's go to the underworld and call him back." Naturally, she was stubborn in saying this. In fact, everyone knows that the underworld has its rules, and there is nothing we can do after death.
Wushuang quickened two steps and followed me.
After the two of us left the village, we immediately called a car and drove all the way to Li Xiaoxing's house.
Wushuang asked me on the road: "Have you brought any money?"
I touched my pocket: "Oh, I forgot."
Wushuang sighed: "Why are you like this? Sitting without money, the master heard it, why don't you drive us down?"
I pulled out the mahogany sword with a smile on my face: "It doesn't matter, we have the murder weapon."
The two of us discussed for a while in front of the taxi driver how to hijack the car, how to kill people and steal goods.Had a big joke with the driver.
At first I thought he would be scared to death, but unexpectedly, he said calmly: "Master Xu, don't make fun of me, I know you better."
I was surprised: "You know me?"
The driver smiled: "Yes, I bought insurance from you."
I nodded blankly, completely unable to remember who he was.
After a while, the taxi stopped in front of Li Xiaoxing's house, and I said to the driver, "Wait for a while. I'll go into the house and ask my classmate for some money."
The driver waved his hand: "No, you helped me so much back then, so what's the money for the car?" He refused, and drove away.
Wushuang stood at the door and looked at me approvingly: "Not bad."
I waved my hand, "That's right. I'm Song Gongming from Taiyuan." But I probably don't know who Song Gongming is from Wushuang's appearance.
I smiled to myself and knocked on the door.
It took me a long time to knock on the door of Li Xiaoxing's house.Inside, a disheveled woman poked her head out.I watched for a long time before I realized it was Mama Li.
I was startled: "Ah...Auntie, what's wrong with you?"
Li Ma's cloudy eyes suddenly brightened: "Is it Xu You? Is it you?"
I nodded: "It's me. I heard from the abbot that Xiao Xing is ill, so come and see him."
It's okay not to mention the abbot, but when he is mentioned, Li's mother is furious: "That big liar. He is a living god, he can cure all diseases, drive away ghosts and catch demons. He took a lot of money from me, and our little star's He didn't look after the illness at all."
Mama Li let us in.I saw a brazier in the middle of the room.Surrounded by stacks of paper money, there should be three or four sacks.
I was taken aback and asked her: "Why did you burn the paper money? Xiaoxing, he could be..."
Mama Li wiped away her tears: "Xiao Xing is still alive, but it will be soon. I am worth money, and I burned it for that ghost. I hope they will not harm our Xiao Xing after they take the money."
She led us into the house, and said as she walked: "The paper money is left over from my paper making shop. I spent money when I bought it, and I was reluctant to throw it away. I kept it with the garbage. I didn't expect , now comes in handy."
Seeing her crying sadly, I deliberately chatted with her to divert her attention: "The paper making shop is quite profitable, why isn't it open?"
Speaking of this, Li's mother started crying again: "Xiaoxing is capable. He works with a big boss and earns a lot of money every day. I just stay at home and enjoy the blessings. Hey, now that he is so sick, there is nothing he can do about it." Go to work."
Li Ma pushed open a door, pointed to the bed inside and said, "Go ahead, he's lying on the bed. Xu You, you are also a cultivator. Let me see what's going on with him?"
We saw that the house was covered with Dao talismans.Hanging prayer flags, crosses... for six or seven bodhisattvas, the smoke was so lingering that I coughed.
Wushuang couldn't help frowning: "There are so many Bodhisattvas, aren't you afraid that they will fight?"
The two of us went inside the house.He saw Li Xiaoxing lying on his side facing the wall.
I reached out, trying to turn him around.
Wushuang reached out and stopped me: "Don't worry. Take a closer look."
I looked at her strangely: "What's wrong?"
Wushuang said: "Have you forgotten your cousin? What if there is a fraud here?"
I nodded: "That's right, we'd better be more careful."
I took out the mahogany sword from my arms, and stabbed Li Xiaoxing with the tip of the sword.His body was shaken twice by me.Then I used the mahogany sword to slowly turn his body around.
Li Xiaoxing's body was tilted, and he was lying on the bed on his back.
I turned my head to look at his face, suddenly startled.Hastily jumped back a step, pointed at him with the mahogany sword, and shouted: "Who are you?"
Wushuang looked at me nervously: "What's wrong?"
I looked solemn: "This person is not Li Xiaoxing."
Wushuang reacted surprisingly quickly at this time: "Isn't this person Li Xiaoxing? What about that woman outside? Is it Mama Li?"
I said anxiously: "She's not right either, let's go quickly."
I pulled Wushuang and hurried out.As soon as he opened the door, Li's mother happened to come over.He held two cups of hot water in his hand.The three of us couldn't avoid each other, we crashed into a ball, and the freshly boiled water was poured on the heads of the three of us.
The chaos lasted three to four minutes.Wushuang and I retreated to the corner of the wall, while wiping the drops of water from our heads, we held the mahogany sword and pointed at Mama Li: "What's the matter with you? Why did you want to kill us?"
Li's mother looked innocent: "My child, what are you talking about? When did I harm you?"
I turned my head and looked at the room: "The person lying inside is not Li Xiaoxing at all, you don't even know your own son, do you? Tell me, who told you to harm us?"
Li Ma sighed: "After Xiaoxing got sick, his appearance became like that, and I can't help it. If you look carefully, you can actually tell that he is Xiaoxing."
I walked into the room suspiciously, and looked at that face carefully.The beard on his face was unshaven, and his hair almost grew into one piece.This rough look doesn't quite match Li Xiaoxing's usual style.
In fact, not only the beard, but also his face has become thin and puffy, even a bit like a Chinese character face, and it has become much more majestic than before.
I looked carefully for a while: "That's right, this kid is indeed Li Xiaoxing."
I asked Mama Li who was standing at the door, "How did he become like this?"
Li's mother shook her head: "I don't know either. He was on a business trip with his unit, and he was fine when he came back. After having dinner with me, he didn't wake up. He has slept until now, and his face has gradually changed. .If I didn’t look at him every day, I’m afraid even I wouldn’t dare to recognize him.”
I scratched my head: "This is really strange. I've never heard of it. After messing with dirty things, people's appearance can also be changed."
(End of this chapter)
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