My master is the coffin
Chapter 556 The Strange Disease
Chapter 556 The Strange Disease
However, even such a statement full of loopholes still bluffed the woman in front of him.It has to be said that the abbot's ability to deceive people is not blown out.
The woman listened for a while, and then asked cautiously: "Are you really looking at Feng Shui?"
The abbot patted his thigh: "Is it still fake? If you don't believe it, I'll help you see it now."
The woman looked around the room in a daze, and then asked, "You guys can read Feng Shui, but don't know if you can catch ghosts?"
Wushuang immediately got excited when he heard about ghost hunting.He drew out a mahogany sword, slapped it on the table, pointed to it and said to the woman, "Do you know what this is? A mahogany sword! Specialized in catching ghosts."
Then, she asked expectantly: "How is it? Are you haunted by ghosts recently?"
The woman picked up the sword and looked at it carefully, and she probably also saw that Wushuang's sword is not bad.So respectful towards us.
I saw something sparkle in her eyes, as if she saw us as saviors.
The woman grabbed Wu Shuang's hand and cried, "You guys have to save me, I really can't do it."
Wushuang quickly asked: "What's wrong? What's wrong with you?"
The woman wiped her tears and said, "Actually, I don't know if I'm being haunted by a ghost, but I really can't think of any other explanation."
Wushuang comforted her: "Don't worry, what's the matter, tell us a few, if we can solve it for you, we will definitely do our best."
The woman sighed, turned around and took out a photo album from the drawer.She took out a photo from the album, handed it to us and said, "This is me from before, take a look."
I took the photo out of nowhere.Glancing at it, I was taken aback.The woman inside has a whole body of flesh, which is even more oily than the abbot.
Wushuang looked at the person in the photo, and then at the woman in front of him, with suspicion on his face.
The woman seemed to know what we were thinking, she said: "I did not take the wrong photo, this person is indeed me."
Then, she pointed to her body: "Since the year before last, I have suddenly lost weight. No matter what I eat, I lose weight a little bit. At the beginning, I was very happy, women, who wouldn't How about being thinner and prettier? But gradually I realized that something was wrong, I seemed to be too thin. During this time, I have seen a doctor and been to a hospital, but it didn’t help at all.”
I asked the woman: "I heard that there is a disease called anorexia, which means you can't eat. Is this the case with you?"
The woman shook her head: "I can eat it. I eat a lot more than before. But those things seem to be excreted without being digested at all."
I thought to myself: This is probably the legend, eat whatever you want.
Wushuang said: "Even so, you are just suffering from a strange disease, why are you trying to catch ghosts again?"
The woman said: "Although I haven't read many books, I also understand the truth. I know that I should go to the hospital instead of a Taoist priest when I am sick. So I went to several big hospitals one after another, until an old doctor told me that I am sick. It's like having cancer."
I looked at the woman's skinny appearance, and I couldn't help but suddenly realized that she really looked like she had cancer.
However, the woman said: "When the old doctor told me that my condition might be cancer, I felt like the sky was going to fall. Everyone knows that cancer can't be cured. I am young and my family lives well. Not bad, just died like this?"
"The old doctor comforted me and said: Don't worry, let's find out what the disease is. As long as you find the root cause, it may not be curable."
"When I heard this, I felt a little better. Besides, after years of tossing around, I finally know the reason why I have been losing weight. It's better than running around like a headless chicken before."
"But later, when the old doctor checked me with instruments, he said that I didn't have cancer. Now, I was completely confused. Later, I changed many hospitals, and those doctors told me based on experience that I must have cancer. , and can deduce what kind of cancer I have, whether it is early or late, I can tell. But the strange thing is that when I check it with a machine, there is nothing.”
When the woman said this, we also began to feel strange. If there is a problem with the machine, it is impossible for so many machines to break down at the same time.
Wushuang said: "So, you think this is haunted by ghosts?"
The woman said again: "It's more than that. I found that this disease has started to spread in our village. Not only I have it, but other people have it too. And the strange thing is that this disease is only transmitted to the daughter-in-law from outside, and the native villagers don't have it." thing."
Then, she said: "It is said that some young daughters-in-law heard ghosts crying in the middle of the night, saying that she had committed a crime and deserved this strange disease."
Wushuang suddenly asked: "This ghost cry, have you heard it yourself?"
The woman froze for a moment, then finally nodded.
Wu Shuang said: "So, you have heard it before. If you say this, unless you are mentally abnormal, otherwise, it is really possible that there is a ghost."
The abbot asked, "Wu Shuang, do you want to help her catch ghosts?"
Wushuang nodded: "Let's eat her food, it's not too much to do her this favor."
The abbot seemed a little anxious, and kept scratching his head. Seeing that Wushuang was having a lively chat with a woman, he really couldn't get in the way, so he grabbed my arm and dragged me into the yard.
I broke away from him and asked, "What's the matter? What are you going to do?"
The abbot said with some annoyance: "What are you going to do? Xu You, you care if your wife is okay."
I was a little baffled: "What's wrong with you?"
The abbot sighed, and said: "We don't have much time. We came here to help Bixi find her real body, and now I want to help the dry chicken in the house to heal her illness. Raising her so that she is white and fat is not good for us. What good is it? A waste of time."
I said, "How do you know, this must be a waste of time? Maybe she can be cured, and she can tell us something. Besides, we cultivators, we can't just ignore death."
The abbot waved his hand: "You guys can delay here. Anyway, my master has been safely sent to the desert. It's none of my business that Wen Yu made a mess of the underworld."
I saw that the abbot was so positive on a rare occasion, but he was hit like this, and I couldn't help but feel a little bit sorry.
I put my arms around his shoulders and said, "Abbot, you can't look at this like this. Have you ever thought that the ghost here might be a gang? We helped this woman solve the problem, in fact, we helped ourselves."
The abbot looked at me with distrust in his eyes: "When I was going to dig the grave before, you said that the two gangs of ghosts were not the same, so let me not do it. Now you say that they are, so let me not stop Xu You, why are you so unreliable now?"
I patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, it won't take long."
The abbot muttered: "Anyway, I don't agree. You guys like to mess around here, so go ahead. I won't participate."
When the two of us returned to the living room, Wu Shuang was already preparing the outfit.
She took out two sets of shrouds and handed them to the abbot and me.
I asked, "Do you want to pretend to be a ghost again?"
Wushuang nodded: "With our current strength, if we fight recklessly, the chances of winning are not great. I think it is more reliable to pretend to be a ghost."
The abbot said with a determined face, "I won't do it."
Wushuang stared: "What did you say?"
The abbot was a little timid, he looked at Wushuang in awe: "I don't want to participate."
Wushuang touched the mahogany sword on the table: "Abbot, you don't want to participate?"
The abbot shuddered and asked, "Is that okay?"
Wushuang said decisively: "No."
The abbot fell down on the sofa with a sad face, and wailed: "Why do you blame me for everything? You just like to bully honest people."
Ghost hunting must be at night.We've had nothing to do all afternoon, so we're going to get some sleep.
The family's bed was so soft and comfortable that I fell asleep in no time.
When I woke up again, I suddenly heard the abbot scream: "What's going on? Who did it?"
I quickly got up and saw the abbot was crying loudly against a wall.
(End of this chapter)
However, even such a statement full of loopholes still bluffed the woman in front of him.It has to be said that the abbot's ability to deceive people is not blown out.
The woman listened for a while, and then asked cautiously: "Are you really looking at Feng Shui?"
The abbot patted his thigh: "Is it still fake? If you don't believe it, I'll help you see it now."
The woman looked around the room in a daze, and then asked, "You guys can read Feng Shui, but don't know if you can catch ghosts?"
Wushuang immediately got excited when he heard about ghost hunting.He drew out a mahogany sword, slapped it on the table, pointed to it and said to the woman, "Do you know what this is? A mahogany sword! Specialized in catching ghosts."
Then, she asked expectantly: "How is it? Are you haunted by ghosts recently?"
The woman picked up the sword and looked at it carefully, and she probably also saw that Wushuang's sword is not bad.So respectful towards us.
I saw something sparkle in her eyes, as if she saw us as saviors.
The woman grabbed Wu Shuang's hand and cried, "You guys have to save me, I really can't do it."
Wushuang quickly asked: "What's wrong? What's wrong with you?"
The woman wiped her tears and said, "Actually, I don't know if I'm being haunted by a ghost, but I really can't think of any other explanation."
Wushuang comforted her: "Don't worry, what's the matter, tell us a few, if we can solve it for you, we will definitely do our best."
The woman sighed, turned around and took out a photo album from the drawer.She took out a photo from the album, handed it to us and said, "This is me from before, take a look."
I took the photo out of nowhere.Glancing at it, I was taken aback.The woman inside has a whole body of flesh, which is even more oily than the abbot.
Wushuang looked at the person in the photo, and then at the woman in front of him, with suspicion on his face.
The woman seemed to know what we were thinking, she said: "I did not take the wrong photo, this person is indeed me."
Then, she pointed to her body: "Since the year before last, I have suddenly lost weight. No matter what I eat, I lose weight a little bit. At the beginning, I was very happy, women, who wouldn't How about being thinner and prettier? But gradually I realized that something was wrong, I seemed to be too thin. During this time, I have seen a doctor and been to a hospital, but it didn’t help at all.”
I asked the woman: "I heard that there is a disease called anorexia, which means you can't eat. Is this the case with you?"
The woman shook her head: "I can eat it. I eat a lot more than before. But those things seem to be excreted without being digested at all."
I thought to myself: This is probably the legend, eat whatever you want.
Wushuang said: "Even so, you are just suffering from a strange disease, why are you trying to catch ghosts again?"
The woman said: "Although I haven't read many books, I also understand the truth. I know that I should go to the hospital instead of a Taoist priest when I am sick. So I went to several big hospitals one after another, until an old doctor told me that I am sick. It's like having cancer."
I looked at the woman's skinny appearance, and I couldn't help but suddenly realized that she really looked like she had cancer.
However, the woman said: "When the old doctor told me that my condition might be cancer, I felt like the sky was going to fall. Everyone knows that cancer can't be cured. I am young and my family lives well. Not bad, just died like this?"
"The old doctor comforted me and said: Don't worry, let's find out what the disease is. As long as you find the root cause, it may not be curable."
"When I heard this, I felt a little better. Besides, after years of tossing around, I finally know the reason why I have been losing weight. It's better than running around like a headless chicken before."
"But later, when the old doctor checked me with instruments, he said that I didn't have cancer. Now, I was completely confused. Later, I changed many hospitals, and those doctors told me based on experience that I must have cancer. , and can deduce what kind of cancer I have, whether it is early or late, I can tell. But the strange thing is that when I check it with a machine, there is nothing.”
When the woman said this, we also began to feel strange. If there is a problem with the machine, it is impossible for so many machines to break down at the same time.
Wushuang said: "So, you think this is haunted by ghosts?"
The woman said again: "It's more than that. I found that this disease has started to spread in our village. Not only I have it, but other people have it too. And the strange thing is that this disease is only transmitted to the daughter-in-law from outside, and the native villagers don't have it." thing."
Then, she said: "It is said that some young daughters-in-law heard ghosts crying in the middle of the night, saying that she had committed a crime and deserved this strange disease."
Wushuang suddenly asked: "This ghost cry, have you heard it yourself?"
The woman froze for a moment, then finally nodded.
Wu Shuang said: "So, you have heard it before. If you say this, unless you are mentally abnormal, otherwise, it is really possible that there is a ghost."
The abbot asked, "Wu Shuang, do you want to help her catch ghosts?"
Wushuang nodded: "Let's eat her food, it's not too much to do her this favor."
The abbot seemed a little anxious, and kept scratching his head. Seeing that Wushuang was having a lively chat with a woman, he really couldn't get in the way, so he grabbed my arm and dragged me into the yard.
I broke away from him and asked, "What's the matter? What are you going to do?"
The abbot said with some annoyance: "What are you going to do? Xu You, you care if your wife is okay."
I was a little baffled: "What's wrong with you?"
The abbot sighed, and said: "We don't have much time. We came here to help Bixi find her real body, and now I want to help the dry chicken in the house to heal her illness. Raising her so that she is white and fat is not good for us. What good is it? A waste of time."
I said, "How do you know, this must be a waste of time? Maybe she can be cured, and she can tell us something. Besides, we cultivators, we can't just ignore death."
The abbot waved his hand: "You guys can delay here. Anyway, my master has been safely sent to the desert. It's none of my business that Wen Yu made a mess of the underworld."
I saw that the abbot was so positive on a rare occasion, but he was hit like this, and I couldn't help but feel a little bit sorry.
I put my arms around his shoulders and said, "Abbot, you can't look at this like this. Have you ever thought that the ghost here might be a gang? We helped this woman solve the problem, in fact, we helped ourselves."
The abbot looked at me with distrust in his eyes: "When I was going to dig the grave before, you said that the two gangs of ghosts were not the same, so let me not do it. Now you say that they are, so let me not stop Xu You, why are you so unreliable now?"
I patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, it won't take long."
The abbot muttered: "Anyway, I don't agree. You guys like to mess around here, so go ahead. I won't participate."
When the two of us returned to the living room, Wu Shuang was already preparing the outfit.
She took out two sets of shrouds and handed them to the abbot and me.
I asked, "Do you want to pretend to be a ghost again?"
Wushuang nodded: "With our current strength, if we fight recklessly, the chances of winning are not great. I think it is more reliable to pretend to be a ghost."
The abbot said with a determined face, "I won't do it."
Wushuang stared: "What did you say?"
The abbot was a little timid, he looked at Wushuang in awe: "I don't want to participate."
Wushuang touched the mahogany sword on the table: "Abbot, you don't want to participate?"
The abbot shuddered and asked, "Is that okay?"
Wushuang said decisively: "No."
The abbot fell down on the sofa with a sad face, and wailed: "Why do you blame me for everything? You just like to bully honest people."
Ghost hunting must be at night.We've had nothing to do all afternoon, so we're going to get some sleep.
The family's bed was so soft and comfortable that I fell asleep in no time.
When I woke up again, I suddenly heard the abbot scream: "What's going on? Who did it?"
I quickly got up and saw the abbot was crying loudly against a wall.
(End of this chapter)
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