If this Pixiu doesn't leave, President Lu will never want to go bankrupt!

Chapter 271 Which fairy is the most approachable?

Nine-tailed fox lay on the armrest of the sofa, and looked at Lu Mengmeng contemptuously.

"Your little cub has indeed become stronger.

However, it is about to become neurotic.

I passed by him yesterday, and he was about to step on me.

Don't you think he's overreacting? "

And the flamingo just handed over those cubs to her for more than a week.

These little cubs collectively became foodies.

What kind of teaching is this good?
Lu Mengmeng blinked her big eyes and looked at Nine-Tailed Fox.

With an innocent face, he asked, "Did he step on you?"

Nine-tailed fox said lazily: "That's not true.

How can I say that I am also an ancient..."

Before he could finish speaking, Lu Mengmeng sighed deeply.

"Oh! What a pity!"

Nine-Tailed Fox:? ? ?

He felt that the goblin didn't seem very friendly to him.

"Does it make you so unhappy if you don't step on me?"

Lu Mengmeng shook the sesame seeds on the seaweed in her hand.

"Okay! I didn't guess anyway.

It seems that we must first set a small goal for the little cub.

When you can step on the nine-tailed fox, you will be a teacher. "

The long fox eyes of the nine-tailed fox rolled their big white eyes.

"Then your little cub has no hope of becoming a teacher in this life."

Lu Mengmeng cast her gaze leisurely on Nine-Tailed Fox.

I thought about stretching it straight and nailing it to the ground, so that their little cub could be a good teacher.

Or, it would be better to beat him to death directly, and then let the little cub go out as a teacher.

The Nine-Tailed Fox felt the hair on his back explode, and his whole body felt cold.

He shook his big tails as if nothing had happened, and jumped off the armrest of the sofa like a normal demon.

"Oh my god!
I go to bask in the sun.

The world is so big, if you don't walk around, you will be blind. "

Lu Mengmeng: ...

During the three months that Lu Haotian was tossed, Lu Mengmeng was not idle either.

She sneaked to the Demon Control Bureau, looking for a very good-tempered little cub surnamed Qi, and blocked him in a corner.

Qi Heng squatted in the corner, covering his face, his voice was unlovely.

"Little ancestor, don't embarrass me, where can I get you an ID card?

You said, for a demon, it would be nice to give him an ID card.

You actually asked me to apply for ID cards for your other two vests.

Even if I am willing, the government will not accept it! "

This early in the morning, he didn't even finish eating the buns, so this little ancestor forced him into the alley and asked him to apply for an ID card.

It's not that he handles false certificates, he needs to get two certificates in one pass, where can I get her to fix it?
Lu Mengmeng frowned, her fleshy face was full of I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen.

"The Curse Master Trial needs to be over 13 years old to participate.

Mengmeng's ID card is only five years old!

You helped Mengmeng fill in this age. Mengmeng has long said that she will add 1 years old! "

Qi Heng had a look of lovelessness.

"Little ancestor, do you think whose ID card is 1 years old?

ID cards are used to verify identities by humans.

Which human do you think can live to be 1 years old? "

Lu Mengmeng: "Ancestor Lingxu, Daoist Taiyi, Ancestor Bodhi, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother..."

Lu Mengmeng babbled on reciting the immortal genealogy.

Afterwards, he said in a considerate manner: "When the world still contains aura, you can live for 5 to [-] years, and even have a lot of power to ascend.

Mengmeng was afraid that you didn't know each other, so she didn't tell you the details! "

I know so much about her in a year, I am proud, you don't know anything, so hurry up and give me the expression of ID card.

The expression on Qi Heng's face almost cracked.

Qi Heng: "Ancestor! Do you think they use ID cards?
Where are people going, isn't it enough to brush their faces?
Whoever meets the Jade Emperor, does not give some face?

People don't need an ID card at all! "

After hearing his words, Lu Mengmeng was thoughtful.

"Then what if ordinary people don't know what the Jade Emperor looks like?"

Qi Heng is not usually a person who is in the mood, and Lu Mengmeng brought up the topic in a wrong way, so he followed it in a wrong way.

"As with ordinary people, if you just use a fairy technique, won't people know that he is different?"

Lu Mengmeng nodded obediently with an expression that I had listened.

"What if it's not an ordinary person?
Such as you who can spell. "

Qi Heng touched his chin.

"Perhaps the strength is the respect, right?

After all, if I can't fight, then I can't move. "

Just like when I met you, I was stuck in a corner, didn't I dare not leave? !
Lu Mengmeng nodded with a clear face.

"You mean to ask Mengmeng to go to the Curse Master Trial to brush her face.

If you don't understand the brush, or if they don't cooperate, just smash the game! "

Lu Mengmeng nodded.

"I see, let's go to the rehearsal now."

When the words fall, turn around and leave.

Qi Heng:! ! ! "No no no, calm down!
I do not mean that.

Let's have a good talk! "

Qi Heng couldn't care about anything else, he stood up and ran away, chasing Lu Mengmeng all the way.

How did this little ancestor come to this conclusion?
If this is known to others, he will instigate her to do such a conscienceless thing.

Does he need to hang out in the circle of curse masters in the future?
But even if Qi Heng stopped Lu Mengmeng, it was useless.

Lu Mengmeng said, can you solve the ID card for me, if you can't solve the ID card for me, I'm going to smash the scene now.

Qi Heng lost his temper at all.

Hammer drooped his head and said, "Calm down.

I just can't solve it.

But our bureau chief is familiar with the above!

How about I take you to him and let him solve it for you? "

Lu Mengmeng feels that she is a big monster who loves peace very much.

So reluctantly went with him.

Huo Xiao, who was dumped and asked to apply for two ID cards, and went to the curse-smashing master trial if he didn't do so: ...

Very well, the idea of ​​smashing the field was the idea of ​​someone in their bureau.

It was too difficult for him to be the director of the Demon Control Bureau.

He rubbed his eyebrows with some headaches.

"Master Paixiu, maybe you can use your original body to participate.

Lu Haotian is just a human being.

I can't tell which Pixiu you are.

As long as you participate as a monster, no ID is required. "

What crime did he do?

Whether it's his father, his grandfather, his great-grandfather, or even his great-grandfather.

Never before has Master Paixiu made so many outlandish requests.

Why is it so difficult once you get to him?

Lu Mengmeng put on a cold face, and said unhappily: "No!

Mengmeng's original form is so recognizable.

What if I meet the little cub in the future and he recognizes me? "

Qi Heng secretly glanced at her.

If you don't want to expose your identity, don't criticize so many vests, are you tired?

Huo Xiao sighed.

"It is estimated that the ID card can't be done here.

The Household Registration Division and the Demon Management Bureau have cooperated for many years and have clearly stipulated.

A goblin has always had only one identity.

Unless you give up your previous identity, you can do it again. "

This is still because the goblin has a face for thousands of years and will not grow old.

It is not appropriate to always use one ID card.

This is the preferential treatment given.

Huo Xiao thought for a while, and suggested: "Or, as a big monster, talk to the people in the Curse Master Trial Center and see if they can help you hide your identity?"

It's not impossible for Lu Mengmeng to think about it.

Anyway, she was just a guardian for the little cubs.

I didn't want to join related organizations.

As long as you don't expose your vest, what identity is it not to use?
Lu Mengmeng nodded.

"Yes you can!

Where is Mengmeng going to find them?
If they disagree, Mengmeng can show them her strength! "

That year it was written "They don't agree, I'll smash the situation immediately." Huo Xiao was very upset when he saw it.

With cold eyes, he glanced at Qi Heng.

Qi Heng, who suggested that strength should be respected, immediately lowered his head guiltyly, not daring to look at Huo Xiao.

He coaxed Lu Mengmeng away with a good voice.

Then Huo Xiao called the Curse Master Trial Center.

It's an official style over there.

no!No accommodations!This is the process!We cannot break the rules and regulations!

In the end, Huo Xiao's temper also came up.

Throwing a sentence directly: "That's the way it is, you can solve it yourself.

If that Pixiu lord really goes to make trouble, our demon management bureau can't control it.

Anyway, when coordinating the relationship, we have tried our best. "

After that, he hung up the phone, and kept scraping Qi Heng's body with cold eyes.

So.

Qi Hengxi mentioned a "3-month overtime gift package".

Qi Heng: ...Obviously it's not me who wants to apply for an ID card, it's not me who wants to cause trouble, and it's not me who wants to take action.

Why is it always me who gets hurt in the end?
In the end, Lu Mengmeng got a registration form.

The race on the form is Yaozu.

Huo Xiao told her that the Curse Master Trial Center had already notified him of the real identity of this test number.

For the original photo above, just ask her to post any one.

Lu Mengmeng held the application form and fell into deep thought.

Great, now comes the problem.

This is equivalent to a second reincarnation.

If she could choose by herself, what kind of fairy would she choose?

Looking up at the Nine-Tailed Fox, the body is covered with smooth fur, so beautiful.

He turned his head and glanced at the two rabbits again. Their fluffy fur was easy to touch.

Then he turned his attention to a group of cubs.

Still, the hairy ones look better than the hairless ones.

Lu Mengmeng felt that she should brainstorm ideas, so she asked directly: "What animals do you think are unobtrusive and full of fluff.

Also cute and approachable?

As long as humans see it, they want to get close to him very much? "

Nine-Tailed Fox: "Dog."

Two Rabbits: "Dog!"

Other cubs: "Doggie!" "Puppy!" "Cute puppy."

Lu Mengmeng: ...

Feel the deep malice from nature, all goblins.

He said with an unhappy face, "Are you serious?"

Que Que skipped and said: "Didn't you see that it is said on TV that dogs are friends of human beings?
What animal is more approachable than a dog?

Even your little cub who doesn't like to talk to people very much.

When I see a neighbor’s big dog, I sometimes go up and pet it.

You were sneaking close to your little cub.

Doesn't it still meet your requirements? "

Lu Mengmeng: ... ... just ... seems to have such a reason?

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