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Chapter 284 I'm Not Afraid of Problems in the World, I'm Only Afraid of Solving the Problems
For the next two hours, Cang kept asking some weird death questions.

Lu Haotian and the others who asked the question wanted to die on the spot.

Common sense of life: "Drinking dichlorvos will kill you. If dichlorvos has expired, is dichlorvos more poisonous, or expired dichlorvos is more poisonous?"

"Guide dogs posted on the store entrance are not allowed to enter.

Is it for the blind, or for guide dogs? "

"Is a fight between pregnant women a gang fight? Is a fight between two pregnant women a gang fight?"

"When a hen lays eggs while squatting, don't her feet feel numb?"

"A person who kills without blinking, can't his eyes do anything?"

"Kangaroos jump every day, don't they hurt your knees?"

Folklore question: "Science has advanced with each passing day, and materialists have claimed to have explored the mysteries of the universe.

Does the Jade Emperor live in the stratosphere or the troposphere? "

"How does Erlangshen do eye exercises?"

"How did Sun Wukong solve the problem of defecation during the 500 years that he was suppressed?"

"Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became butterflies after death.

The lifespan of a butterfly is only seven days, why don't they become bastards and make their love eternal? "

Crowd: ...

It has to be said that after hearing this test question, the few normal people present were filled with running beasts in their hearts, eyes and heads.

It is not enough to express respect for the examiner without a few words of national abuse.

Of the five, three fell silent.

Tao Yue is in a state of abba aba downtime.

Only Lu Mengmeng was seriously thinking about the problem.

"Dichlorvos or expired dichlorvos, I don't know which is more poisonous.

Then I knew that no matter which bottle I drank, I would definitely die.

Examiner, if you don't believe me, I can buy two bottles of poison to kill you and try it. "

Cang: ...

Lu Mengmeng: "Isn't the sign posted at the entrance of the store that guide dogs are not allowed to enter, for the security guards to see?

Anyone who doesn't obey the rules will be stopped by the security guards!

How many people would be so self-conscious that they would not take it if they were not allowed to?
The state advocates that no waste should be allowed. How many people actually pack everything after going to a restaurant?
Don't think too highly of human self-consciousness! "

Cang: ...

Lu Mengmeng: "How can a pregnant woman's fight be called a gang fight?

The child in her womb did not hit anyone.

I have tested your question, really stupid! "

Cang: ...

"When a hen lays eggs while squatting, will her feet be numb? Do you want me to help you experience it?

I still have a few transformation symbols here, which can turn you into a hen! "

There is no aura in this world, so there are no talismans transformed from aura. She is willing to help the examiner to experience the life of a chicken.

She is such a kind little elf.

Cang: ...

Cang hurriedly shook his head, repeatedly expressing that he didn't need it.

Lu Mengmeng: "A person who kills without blinking, will his eyes be dry? How do us goblins know?
Otherwise, if I go out and catch a few humans, let's have a try? "

Cang: ...No need.

Lu Mengmeng: "The kangaroo jumps and jumps, maybe it hurts the knees too, right?

But they were too young, and they might have died before the knee disease broke out.

I haven't seen kangaroo essence in China, why don't we catch two abroad and ask? "

Cang: ...

Lu Mengmeng: "Isn't the Jade Emperor capable of breaking space?
According to the myth, he is the master of the fairy world.

Of course you can live wherever you want!

Maybe people have houses in the stratosphere and troposphere!
The layout should be bigger! "

Cang: ...

Lu Mengmeng: "Shen Erlang has become a god, and he still uses it for eye exercises?
Aren't you afraid that in the second quarter, if you don't squeeze well, squeeze out a golden light and sweep the people in front to death?

Sigh~ Examiner, why are you asking such weird questions? "

Cang: ...

Lu Mengmeng: "When Sun Wukong was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, he had already transcended the Five Elements and Three Realms.

Does he really need to go to the bathroom?
By the way, examiner, how do you know the correct answer to this question?
You lived next to Monkey King at that time?

Seeing how young you are, how can you have such a high level of cultivation? "

Cang: ...

Lu Mengmeng: "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai didn't want to become butterflies, did they?
If it is true that they can change whatever they want, then why not turn into a tortoise? Wouldn't it be better to just turn into Nuwa, Pangu, or God of Creation?
Just bring the highest equipment directly, what Ma Wencai, a local rich man?

A direct slap wiped them all to death.

Alas, as I said earlier, examiner, you should have a bigger picture! "

Cang: ... Please, shut up!

Answer the question and answer the question, why criticize him while answering?
Can you pass the exam well? !

Several people who teamed up with Lu Mengmeng saw the examiner's expression of wanting to die, and secretly covered their mouths and laughed.

Never mind the answers to these questions, right?

Anyway, visually, the examiner was going crazy.

Cang's whole fat face is bad.

These questions are difficult because there are no correct answers.

In addition, these candidates are all capable people, and they generally think a lot.

When you really encounter this kind of problem, you will only feel confused, and then think more and more.

It will definitely not be straightforward like Lu Mengmeng, who will analyze it with the simplest and most simple brain circuit.

It was as if Lu Mengmeng was blind and didn't realize how bad Cang was in his current state.

He stared blankly and asked, "Examiner, did I get the answer right?"

If she doesn't answer correctly, she has no patience.

Then show the examiner, Mengmeng's powerful strength~

Cang's original body is a hamster, and he can feel the danger most.

The moment Lu Mengmeng had a dangerous thought, he immediately felt it.

The fur on the ears exploded.

He didn't show anything on his face.

He smiled kindly and said: "The answer to the question is very logical.

Congratulations, this level is passed! "

Lu Mengmeng and the others happily walked to the next test room.

Cang put his eyes on Lu Mengmeng vigilantly, and was relieved to see her go.

This big demon can dominate here, but it may not be the case in the next level.

It's not good to be too domineering, so you should grind it out.

However, for a little hamster like him who is delicate, weak, and easy to push down, with such a soft body, it's better not to be that whetstone.

Cang raised his hands and rubbed his chubby face.

Shouted to the outside: "Next group!"

When Lu Mengmeng and the others came out, they were also surrounded by candidates who hadn't taken the exam yet.

They asked in a hurry what was going on?

"Everyone, what kind of questions are you drawing? I heard from the first few groups that the questions are very abnormal.

What is the subject? "

The first few groups of people came out like Zhou Tian, ​​but they looked bad and didn't say anything to them.

Or among them, there are people who are familiar with them, so I asked a little bit.

It is said that the topic is particularly perverted.

It cannot be measured with normal thinking.

Xiao Zhenyu was originally a child of an aristocratic family, and he had a good relationship with him at ordinary times.

Seeing him coming out, he immediately hooked up with him and started asking questions about the exam.

"Brother! You can't be so stingy.

The two of us grew up as children.

Tell me a little bit about it? "

Theoretically speaking, in order to reduce the passing rate of others, it is best for them not to tell others what questions are being tested.

Xiao Zhenyu played with this person since he was a child, and he couldn't save face.

He looked at the other teammates and wanted to ask for advice.

In the end, he saw Lu Haotian leaning against the wall with his hands folded on his chest, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

Look like no matter who you are, I don't want to talk to you.

Pi Xiuxiu was sitting on the ground, eating a biscuit by herself, while teasing Tao Yue with a bone in the other hand.

Tao Xing looked at his sister with disgust, but unconsciously glanced at that bone.

There are suspicious crystal drops at the corner of the mouth.

Xiao Zhenyu: ...

It's that he thinks too much.

In this group, there is no normal person except him!

Suddenly, I felt that the brave fairies I met before were probably fake fairies.

This is a group of foodies, take out a dog and ignore humans!

He felt that these team members should not care about leaking the test questions at all.

It doesn't even matter if someone else got it right!
Xiao Zhenyu looked at Fa Xiao with pity.

"He asked a lot of weird questions."

Seeing that he was willing to speak, Faxiao was overjoyed.

Immediately asked anxiously: "What's the problem?"

Although their voices were low, all the conjurers present were the conjurers. Which one is not sharp?

All raised their ears to hear what they had to say.

Xiao Zhenyu felt a little amused, and said seriously: "He asked us: Who should we save first when my mother and my girlfriend fall into the water?"

Crowd: ? ? ?
Xiao Zhenyu seemed to be afraid that everyone would not be stimulated enough, so he wanted to talk about the next few questions one after another.

"Did the Jade Emperor live in the stratosphere or the troposphere?

How does Erlangshen do eye exercises?
Which is more poisonous, dichlorvos or expired dichlorvos? "

Everyone:! ! ! ? ? ?

Whether they were listening openly or eavesdropping, all the people present looked like they had eaten a fly.

Is this a fucking serious question?

Even if they answered the question, is there really a right answer to this kind of question? !

It's simply making things difficult on purpose, the curse master's trial is really abnormal!
Seeing everyone's constipated expressions, Xiao Zhenyu immediately regained his mental balance.

He was definitely not the only one shocked by these questions.

The fact is that as everyone predicted, this kind of answer does not know the correct answer at all.

After an exam, except for a group of 15 people, they passed the exam.

Other large-scale groups were basically eliminated, including that group of 50 people.

Only 13 groups were left, and 98 people passed the level completely.

Lu Mengmeng was taken by them to a large classroom like a university lecture hall.

Everyone looked solemn, waiting for the next assessment.

At least one hundred thousand people signed up for the Curse Master Trial this time, and after only three trials, there were less than a hundred people left.

I don't know how many of these people can successfully pass the customs in the end.

"Da da da!"

"Da da da!"

The sound of wood hitting the ground, like footsteps approaching, echoed throughout the classroom.

From far to near.

But until the sound stopped, everyone present did not see anyone.

Everyone unconsciously raised their vigilance.

(End of this chapter)