Ultimate Big Devil System

Chapter 105 The Tragic First Young Master Xu
puff~
Feeling that the situation was not good, Xu Jinning tried hard to tighten his chrysanthemum, clamped his legs, and wanted to let the fart out with the smallest possible airflow, so as not to be earth-shattering, and was regarded as a laughing stock by these sb students.

But there is a good saying, farts come like a mountain, you can’t run even if you want to, just when Xu Jinning was controlling the size of the airflow excreted by his body, he suddenly felt a rumbling sound in his stomach, followed by the fart that was already approaching the city , as if it was pressurized suddenly, with a loud bang, it exploded out as a whole, and at the same time, the yellow shit mixed in the fart also burst out suddenly.

puff~~
The fart was completely blown, and with a puff, the strong smell instantly filled the whole space. Ye Xinhua quickly backed away with Tang Xiaoxiao, hot eyes, this time it was not fart at all, and it was two or eight hundred. shit smell.

All the students shied away from the pungent smell, but Xu Jinning had a little relieved expression on his face at this time. The fart is a chemical weapon, and it goes through the stomach. If it is not eliminated in time , But it will cause stomach pain, chrysanthemum sour and other adverse reactions.

So after letting this fart out, Xu Jinning actually felt an indescribable sense of exhilaration, but this exhilaration only lasted for a few seconds, because a few seconds later he heard an absolutely terrifying scream!
"I'm stupid, look quickly, this scumbag is pulling his pants!"

A stone stirred up waves, and with a roar, everyone looked at Xu Jinning like a monster, their eyes were as big as a light bulb, and they covered their mouths, pointing at Xu Jinning's buttocks and whispering. The sound of laughter.

Xu Jinning was pointed at by others, and he was dumbfounded. At this time, he remembered that he was wearing a white suit very flamboyantly today, and his underwear was also white. Everyone knows that white can’t hide color. No matter what happens, people will find out in an instant.

Just now, for example, when Xu Jinning felt refreshed, he printed a light yellow daisy on his buttocks.

The students almost burst out laughing, Xu Jinning completely collapsed at this moment, what a strong person must be to be able to calmly face the matter of pulling his trouser pockets under the guidance of a group of people!
Others don't know, anyway, Xu Jinning has an urge to want to die at this time, it's too shameful, too fucking shameful!

The most important thing is that this time Xu Jinning still let out a shocking loud fart in front of Tang Xiaoxiao, how will Xu Jinning face Tang Xiaoxiao in the future, it will kill him!
Now Xu Jinning just wants to escape from here quickly, escape from this sad place, and his stomach is rumbling again, as if he has already started to prepare for the second wave of attack, and the shit brought by this second wave is worse than the first It is thicker and more, and I am afraid that the lethality will be greater than the first time.

Thinking of this, Xu Jinning no longer cared about other things, and ran out of the building. At this time, the students who blocked the road were frightened, and shouted loudly like a god of plague: "I'm stupid, let me get out of the way, I I don't want to be smashed into shit by this bastard!"

I don't know who yelled, but at the next moment, everyone made way for Xu Jinning. At this time, Xu Jinning ran out like crazy, and kept spraying stinky farts from behind while running. The recoil made Xu Jinning's escape speed much faster. At this time, Xu Jinning was fleeing like a motorcycle, and the accompaniment sounded constantly along the way.

Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff ~
The whole person just pressed the thruster on his rear buttocks, and ran out. The two bodyguards behind saw this and immediately shouted: "Master, wait for us, let's pick up the car!"

At this time, Xu Jinning had already run downstairs, and when he got there, looking at the people passing by, Xu Jinning's face turned pale, no, he can't walk across the campus like this, otherwise, if he is discovered, he will be miserable. Shame on the whole school.

Now I have to find a car to go home. My car is no longer usable. The car is parked a little far away in the second parking lot of the school. It will take a long time to pick up the car, but what if I don’t pick up the car now? Do it?

When Xu Jinning was at a loss, suddenly a taxi drove up to Xu Jinning's side.

"Where are you going buddy, are you going?"

"Let's go, go to Taihu Villa!"

After Xu Jinning said something, he quickly opened the back seat of the car and sat in. The driver sniffed it and asked doubtfully, "Why does it smell like manure? The school's septic tank is exposed?"

When Xu Jinning heard the words, his face was dark and he didn't speak. The car drove fast and soon left the school gate.

Xu Jinning felt a little embarrassed for a moment. He and the driver were the only two people in the car, and he couldn't rely on others. Just when Xu Jinning was very embarrassed, the driver let out a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Haha...you know, boy? It's the endless cry of the food you eat!"

"Uh... Driver, you still listen to literature and art."

Xu Jinning smiled after hearing the driver's words. After all, the driver's master has saved him from the siege!

But when Xu Jinning secretly praised the driver for being a man, the driver said in a slightly complaining voice: "But boy, you shouted too loudly just now, I thought it was a flat tire!"

(⊙o⊙)...

Xu Jinning ran away, and the students in the corridor secretly marveled that a person can fart freely, this is simply the king of farts!

The students walked away chatting and laughing in twos and threes. Only Ye Xinhua and Tang Xiaoxiao were left in the corridor. Tang Xiaoxiao pinched his nose and looked at Ye Xinhua and said, "What the hell are you doing?"

Ye Xinhua shrugged and said, "The effect is not bad!"

"It's pretty good, but it's a bit dark, okay, let's not talk about this, the military training is over, the school gave us two days to rest, I'm going home, it's been a long time since I saw Baoer and Xueer Sister, I miss them all, will you go back with me?"

Ye Xinhua nodded after hearing Tang Xiaoxiao's words: "My business is over, I just go back with you, when are we leaving?"

"See you at the parking lot in 10 minutes, and I'll take you home!"

Tang Xiaoxiao said, Ye Xinhua nodded when he heard the words, went back to the dormitory and talked to the three brothers in the same dormitory, and walked to the parking lot with the bucket containing the man-eating carp. Too many pleasantries, so I rushed all the way home. When I got home, Ye Xinhua checked the time at 03:30 in the afternoon, but when he opened the door, he saw Ai Baoer sitting on the sofa, talking to someone on the phone , the content is still very strange.

"Hey, Xiaojun, are you sure that place is haunted?"

"I'm sure. I've heard a lot of people say that the place is haunted. What about the captain? My news is absolutely reliable. Will our expedition team go out?"

"Well, as long as the news is reliable, you go to inform, the team is ready, and we will dispatch tomorrow night for an expedition."

"Yes, Captain!"

(End of this chapter)