Emperor Phoenix

Chapter 261

The officials were so sorry, they knelt down again and again to ask the prince to show him some face, and the prince reluctantly sighed heavily, saying: "It is absolutely impossible to collect things. If the emperor knows that he will spank my ass, how about it, my fried dough stick!" A distant relative is the sales manager of Fengmanlou. Years ago, he took the task of selling 100 consumer vouchers, each of which costs [-] taels. He is wondering how to sell them. If you really want to honor me..."

The officials heard the string song and knew the elegance, and immediately expressed their opinions repeatedly, "You don't need to worry about this, the matter of the fritters is our business, what are these... consumption coupons, let's subscribe! The old minister recognizes a hundred!"

So the crown prince, Longyan Dayue, praised the "loyal officials" who "subscribed meritorious service", and was sent out respectfully to the next family. The officials wiped off their sweat, called the whole family, set up an incense table, and carefully held the sack Go out, untie a bag, there is another bag inside, and there is still a bag inside the bag. The officials are full of admiration-it must be a good thing if it is so tightly packed!
After unpacking more than a dozen bags, a small package emerged, which was soft in the hand, and the officials carefully opened it.

A pack of earthworms.

During ten days, more than 100 officials received earthworm gifts and actively subscribed for 30 consumption vouchers, with a total value of [-] taels of silver. Become the most valuable earthworm ever.

Today, the brazen and shameless Prince Xiao dragged out the sack again, and all the officials had the urge to faint.

The prince, who doesn’t want to spend Didi, is very good today. He squatted on the emperor’s lap and announced in a very flamboyant manner, “This prince will give you a practical gift that you have never seen before! Thank you for your kindness to me. The support of Liang Chaoting! This crown prince is absolutely guaranteed to be practical, and it is the only good thing in Xiliang. As a VIP member I personally developed, you will definitely enjoy the honored VIP treatment--as for accepting my gift? If you want to give me a big red envelope, this, whatever you want, just make sense, oh yes, the red envelope I prepared is made of paper, and it will break if you put silver in it, just give me gold leaf or silver ticket, thank you."

Xiao Jue patted his butt helplessly, and cursed in a low voice: "Don't ask for money!"

"Do I need money? I give gifts first. As for giving gifts in return, isn't it justified?" Baozi blinked his big innocent eyes and looked at the emperor's father strangely.

Xiao Jue was at a loss for words, thought for a long time and said: "What gift are you preparing? I vaguely heard that you gave things to the ministers and workers, but they didn't say anything when I asked them, and they all smiled wryly. What tricks are you doing?"

"Oh, father, do you want to take a look?" Baozi immediately took out a translucent thing from the sack very courteously, and put it on his finger, "I think you will need it sooner or later."

"What is this?" Xiao Jue frowned and stared at the soft, translucent thing that looked like intestines, feeling that his son had malicious intentions.

"This is a good thing to ensure that my crown prince status will never be snatched away by other younger brothers who suddenly appear." Baozi finished speaking non-stop, and said proudly: "I only heard my mother say it once, I just remembered, it took me a long time to make it, ahahaha, I tried a lot of animals..."

He giggled triumphantly, moved down from his father's knee, swayed and hopped down again holding the flag to give gifts, leaving the poor emperor with a serious face to continue to meditate.

The buns were delivered first from the small officials, and when everyone was turning around with a casing like intestines on their fingers, while You Tiaoer was busy collecting red envelopes. The gold leaves were heavy, and the silver notes were light. Of course, the price is very cute, and the buns are not merciless at all. What a joke, this is the first condom in the whole world. It’s good that I didn’t ask you for patent fees.

In the end, it was delivered to Taishi Zhao, and Taishi Zhao naturally didn't need to think about what it was, Taishi Zhao accepted the gift very sweetly, and then handed it over to the prince, "Don't be polite, please accept it, please accept it. "

The crown prince touched the thick bank note and smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, "Oh, you are too polite..."

Take a look, all face value one or two.

The crown prince's cheerful footsteps finally stagnated for a while before the grand master's case, and he gave his wife a sad look, then the crown prince turned to Prince Yu.

This time the prince is happy again.

"My lord is my most important minister in Xiliang. A gift is not enough to express my admiration. This prince has also prepared another annual gift that is most suitable for you."

"Oh?" Yu Zixi squinted at Baozi, and the two foxes, one big and one small, looked at each other, and sparks burst out.

Baozi's eyes were narrower than Yu Zixi's, and he slowly took out two things from the sack.

Satin ones, lace ones, few fabrics, very thin straps, two circles on the top and a small triangle on the bottom.

"puff!"

Qin Changge spit out the wine in his mouth in a rare gaffe.

Bi, Kei, Ni.

Naturally, Prince Yu would not recognize this representative underwear that held high the banner of sexy in modern times and was all the rage. He stared at the thing with his head tilted, picked up the hood with his fingertips, and asked with a full face, "What is this?"

Baozi replied solemnly: "Blindfold."

"Isn't it too big?" Yu Zixi compared his eyes, "Half of his head is covered."

"That's a 36D blindfold," Baozi said with a serious expression, "My lord, your eyes are too small, what a pity."

"Do you have any?" Yu Zixi took a photo of the wine glass and said with satisfaction: "Is there any eyes more beautiful than mine in the world? How big is the 36D model?"

Baozi made a gesture of embracing Jiangshan, and said with infinite longing: "It's so big."

Yu Zixi was stunned, and murmured: "Is that still human..."

Shaking his head, he picked up the little triangle again, frowned and said, "One-eyed blindfold?"

"Oh no," Baozi leaned over, and graciously put the briefs on Yu Zixi's mouth, "Mask."

Stretching out his palm to block the bun thief Xixi's claws, Yu Zixi stared at the prince's malicious eyes, and said with a half-smile: "His Royal Highness, don't bother, I will think carefully about how to use this thing of."

"That's good, that's good." Baozi straightened up, put his hands in his sleeves, took a step back, and said with a smile, "I have spent a lot of thought on these two hoods, and I specially found the best embroiderers to embroider them. Look at them." This handwork, this embroidery, this lace, wow, Xiliang, oh no, it is unique in the world, absolutely worthy of your title of the most beautiful woman in the world, a beauty should be equipped with a beauty cover, not 36D, I don’t want it!”

Glancing sideways at the crown prince, Yu Zixi said slowly, "You have to worry about it. If you look down on me so much, how much red envelope should I give you?"

Baozi didn't feel that it was a bit shameless for him to ask for Yu Zixi's red envelope at all, so he rummaged through the sack with a smile, "You can figure it out! You are the head of Xiliang's military officers, where is your identity... Well, let me take a look General Pin Dewei's red envelope, 3000 taels!"

On the throne, Xiao Jue rested his forehead with his palm... Having a son like Xiao Rong, being a father is not an honor.

On the opposite side, Qin Changge was all smiles, but he was thinking about confiscating all the red envelopes when he went back later.

Yu Zixi smiled and said: "Okay, thanks to the high regard of the crown prince, the courtesy of humble ministers should be more important than other courtiers."

He bowed to Xiao Jue, and said: "Your Majesty, the yearly ceremony that I give to the prince is too heavy, please allow my subordinates to carry it into the palace."

Baozi smiled when he heard "too heavy", Xiao Jue nodded helplessly, but Qin Changge began to smile.

Sure enough, two red-armored guards came up carrying a large brocade box, and hearing the footsteps, the gift was really heavy. Baozi smiled and admired the gift, but his heart began to groan—this fox prince couldn’t possibly send anything good, it’s so heavy , Is it copper coins?Copper coins are also worth it, so many copper coins are much more valuable than my mother's one or two silver bills.

All the officials looked at Yu Zixi enviously, the prince is rich, and the gift is so beautiful, tsk tsk.

With all eyes on, waiting for the gift to be revealed, Yu Zixi took time off and slowly opened the brocade box. Baozi squinted and smiled, seemingly extremely happy, but took a step back cautiously.

The brocade box is opened.

There was an uproar.

Baozi's eyes widened, stunned.

One pile of dirt, two piles of dirt, three piles of dirt... a total of six piles of dirt.

The officials looked at each other, Baozi rolled his eyes and was about to cramp... Damn it, send dirt!

Xiao Jue suppressed a smile, raised his eyebrows and asked Yu Zixi, "Why does Yu Qing send you this wonderful gift?"

"Your Majesty," Yu Zixi said with a more solemn and sacred expression than when Baozi presented the bikini before, "this is the land of the six kingdoms, including Biluo Mountain in Xiliang, Queshang Mountain in Northern Wei Dynasty, Qingma Mountain in Dongyan, Hengshan Mountain in Zhongchuan, and Huoze in Nanmin. , The land of the six lands off the coast of the sea, the humble ministers have traveled all over the world, treasured and found it, and dedicated it to the prince on this New Year's day. May my gods in Xiliang spread far and wide, ride horses all over the world, and unite the lands of the six kingdoms. Become the ultimate master of the world!"

All the ministers roared, and they all praised him immediately, praising Prince Yu for his dexterity and gift, what an auspicious gift.

"Okay!" Xiao Jue also praised "Longyan Joy", and turned to the weeping and dejected Prince Xiao, "Rong'er, King Jing'an has the whole world in his heart, and it is an auspicious gift from the land of the six kingdoms. This gift, you Good luck! "

Baozi looked blankly, and murmured: "How can I collect it... I can't move it..."

"It's not difficult," Qin Changge answered in time, "His Royal Highness's sack, it is just right to empty out the red envelope and put it in the soil. Oh, there is no place to put the red envelope? It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I will keep it for the prince, please wait for the original Return it, a lot of red envelopes."

There are a lot of red envelopes, and the gold leaves and silver notes inside must not be kept. We don’t know if others don’t know you?Even giving you sticks is safer than giving them to you for safekeeping - Baozi stared at Qin Changge sadly, waved his hands and said, "Thank you grand master for your kindness, but no need, you sticks, take off your robe."

The poor Youtiaoer, who would be used as a shield first when encountering unlucky things, began to take off his newly-made robe even more mournfully.

(End of this chapter)