Yu Shimingyan

Chapter 83
Understand the word "Merry" Zen, good marriage and bad marriage.Everyone loves being infatuated, but everyone dislikes it when they are cold-eyed.Let the flowers and weeds rest, and win the peace of mind and nature.Shan wife is a home-cooked meal, and it doesn't hurt lovesickness and doesn't cost money.In this poem, one-way coloring desire is the foundation of self-forgetfulness, and one must not live in it.Speaking of the first year of Shaoxi in the Guangzong Dynasty of the Southern Song Dynasty, in front of the Shengyang Library at the south end of Chengqinghefang in Lin'an Mansion, there was a member of Zhang Yuanwai, whose family was very rich, and opened a Sichuan Guangsheng medicine shop at the head of the door.I am sixty years old, and my mother is deceased.Stop giving birth to a son, call Zhang Xiuichiro, 20 years old, smart and beautiful, go out of the house every day, just do business.Parents see that their son is young, and buying and selling him is like a market, and they can't get rid of it.There is a supervisor in the shop, surnamed Ren, named Gui, who is 25 years old.My mother died early, and only my father, who was blind, was sitting at home.Ren Yu is a great filial piety, he resigns from his father every day, and returns to his father at night, so filial.His ancestral home was on Niupi Street in Jianggan.In the winter of that year, he married a monogamous wife through a matchmaker. She was 20 years old and had a very colorful life.The daughter of Liang Gong who made a parasol under the Rixin Bridge in the city, her nickname is Shengjin.Ever since marrying Ren Gui, seeing that he was faithful to his duty, he was just unhappy and resented his parents, "Never marry, never marry, marry me in Jianggan. The road is far away, and it will be inconvenient to go home sooner or later." She frowned all day long. , with a worried face, and all the decorations are useless.This Ren Yu tended to go out early and return late, so he was dissatisfied with the woman's wishes.It turned out that when this woman was not married, she first had an affair with Zhou De, the son of the opposite door Zhou Daizhao.This man was handsome and handsome, he lived in three streets and two alleys, he was fond of flowers and wine, seeking to please women.At the age of 30, I don't want to marry a wife, I only love to steal my wife.Zhou De and Sister Liang made a secret appointment to steal a date, neighbors, who doesn't know?Therefore, Liang Gong and Liang Po had no sons, so they had no choice but to marry their daughters to Jianggan to avoid disputes.This Ren Gui was a simple person, he never inquired carefully, and married randomly.I don't think that although this woman is married to Ren Yu, she only wants to get Zhou De, and the two of them are still in love.As time flies by, it is exactly: when you see weeping willows, when you look back, the wheat is yellow again.The sound of the cicadas has not stopped, and the lone geese have already made their way.Suddenly one day, it was Chao's birthday on August [-], and all the beauties and talents in the city went out to watch the tide.This week, I have to dress up with two brothers to wait for Chaomen.I saw cars and horses coming and going, and people gathered like ants.Zhou De left the two brothers behind in the crowd, and Chao ignored them, and threw them all the way to Ren Yu's house on Niupi Street.It turned out that Ren Gong only closed the door every day, sitting under the eaves of the building and praying to Buddha.Zhou De knocked on the door with the handle of the fan, and Mr. Ren only told his son to go home, and he took it out step by step, and opened the door.Zhou De knew that it was Mr. Ren, so he called out: "My old relative, I'm paying respects." Mr. Ren heard that it was not his son's voice, so he asked, "Who are you? The son of Sister Liangsan. My aunt and cousin are married in the house, and they come here to visit because they are watching the tide. Is your son and brother-in-law at home?" Although Mr. Ren couldn't see, he said that he was his wife's relative, so he invited him to sit down.Just looked inside and called out: "Lady, your uncle is here to visit you." The woman was wondering upstairs, when she heard Ren Gong's call, she quickly added makeup, put on hairpin rings, put on some colorful clothes, and took three steps. Then take two steps and come downstairs.Take a look inside the curtain: "It's my darling lover! I haven't seen each other for a long time." Walking out of the curtain, smiling, we meet each other.I got to see a woman this week, which is exactly: it is clear that a long drought meets sweet rain, and it is better than meeting an old friend in a foreign land.I just want to have a wedding day in the bridal chamber, but when the magistrate's mansion presents his head?The two sat down side by side.When the woman saw Zhou De, she was so fascinated that she couldn't stop her, so she lifted the curtain with Zhou De and said nonsense, "Uncle, go upstairs and talk." This Mr. Ren still sat on the bench under the eaves of the building and recited Buddha's name. .

When the two of them came upstairs, they hugged each other.The woman scolded: "Short-lived! Teach me to think about it and make you sick. Why don't you come to see me? You evil thief!" Zhou De smiled and said: "Sister, I married Jiangtou for you, and I will not see you sooner or later. I'm sick of lovesickness, so I won't be able to see you for a while. I'm coming as usual, but I'm afraid your husband will know, so I won't dare to visit you." One said, and the other embraced and went to bed, took off her belt and undressed, and recalled the old days, vowed to each other forever, Yunqing rain.It's exactly: the two are in harmony with each other, hugging Xiangxiang's shoulders and cheeks.Hand-twisted crispy milk is soft, really amazing!He took off his trousers and embroidered shoes.The jade body rests on the bosom of the man, and the mouth opens when the tongue sends cloves.Let's turn the phoenix against the cloud and the rain, and tell the talents: the Ming Dynasty must come earlier.The name of this word is "Nanxiangzi", and it only talks about the cloud and rain during the day.

The two clouds collected and the rain dispersed in an instant, and each dressed his clothes and towels.The woman hugged Zhou De in her arms and said: "My husband leaves early and returns late. If you live up to my heart, you often just talk about visiting each other. I'm blind, what does he know! Just go upstairs and have fun with you, don't do it." You have a heart." Zhou De replied: "My dear sister, you have a heart and a heart, since you have a heart for me, I will never betray you; if I am a heartbreaker, I will fall into the hell of Avici, and I will never be reborn." The woman saw him Casting a curse, he quickly held Zhou De's face, put a clove in his tongue, put it in his mouth, and said: "My heart, I have a heart to love you in vain. From now on, I will come and meet you frequently. Don't make me lean against the door and leave you alone." Hope." After saying that, the two couldn't bear to part.I had to go downstairs to say goodbye to Mr. Ren and went on.The woman said to Ren Gongdao: "This is my girl's son, and he is honest and kind, and he can't speak. He is an honest man." Ren Gong replied: "Okay, okay." The woman went to the stove to arrange lunch After eating with Ren Gong, he went upstairs and slept until late.Ren Gui came back, visited his father, went upstairs, and the husband and wife had nothing to say.I slept until dawn, resigned from my father, and went to the city again.All are different.

This week, I have gone so far since that day, I am restless day and night, and I miss it all the time.I can't rest for two days, and I go to meet again, because the love is so strong.At this time, Niupi Street is sparsely populated, so walking around, there are only a few neighbors who don't know about it.I don't want Zhou De to stop seeing each other for two months because of a lawsuit.This woman's lust is like fire, and she is eager for him to come; just because she can't come for a week, she is sick and sick, drunk and crazy.It's exactly: Wufei rabbit robbery, when will the day and night stop?Nuwa can only smelt stones to mend the blue sky, how can she boil the sun and the moon?Suddenly, after the Lantern Festival, the residents of Lin'an Mansion tied up lantern sheds and hung lanterns at the gates to celebrate the Lantern Festival.Unexpectedly, this week's official affairs are over, dressing up in clothes and towels, and when the day is over, we will come to see each other.But it is good for Mr. Ren to chant Buddha at the gate, salute him, and come upstairs.They took out cooked roast goose meat from their sleeves, and the two of them ate it, then undressed and went to bed.Like sugar like honey, like glue like paint, it's out of extra precaution.They haven't met each other for a long time, and the two hugged each other, reluctant to part.I have been in the pavilion for a long time, and I didn't come downstairs until it was time to apply for a license.The man was hungry and angry, thinking: "Why is this uncle upstairs today?" Then he shouted downstairs: "I'm hungry, I beg for food!" The woman Responding: "I have pain in my stomach, wait for me." Ren Gong swallowed his anger and went to sit in front of the door, thinking to himself: "There must be something wrong, the child will come back tonight and ask him." The two had to separate, lightly Go downstairs lightly, open the door gracefully, and let Zhou De go.The woman pretended to have a stomachache, arranged some meals with Ren Gong, and went upstairs to think about her lover.No problem.

But he said that Ren Yu would come back at night to see his father.Ren Gongdao: "My son, don't go upstairs. I have a question to ask you." Ren Gui stood still and listened.Ren Gongdao: "Your father-in-law's mother-in-law's house has some kind of uncle's uncle. Since the [-]th day of the eighth month of last year, when the tide came here, I come to see it from time to time, and go upstairs to talk. It doesn't matter. I went upstairs this morning. Until the afternoon, I was not arranged for lunch. I couldn't help calling your wife, but the uncle heard me and hurried away. I was very puzzled. I usually asked you, but you left early and came back late, so I forgot. I think there must be adultery between a man and a woman upstairs. I am old and blind, so I can't control it. My son will visit slowly by himself."

After Ren Gui heard this, he was furious and went upstairs in a hurry.The end is: the mouth is the door of disaster, and the tongue is the knife for cutting the body.Keep your mouth shut and your tongue deep, and stay in prison everywhere.At that time, Ren Yu went upstairs in a rage, but he didn't say anything, but thought in his heart: "I'll hold back and see if this woman breaks up." Seeing the woman sitting upstairs, he asked, "Did father eat yet? "I promised, "eat." Then I went upstairs to light the lamp, spread out the quilt, took off my clothes, and went to bed first.Ren Yu also went to bed, but did not fall back to sleep. He sat by the pillow and asked the woman, "I ask you, there is an elder uncle in your family who often visits you? You say it is that." The woman said when she saw it. , climbed up, put on clothes, sat on the bed, raised willow eyebrows, and opened his delicate eyes, and replied: "He is the son raised by my father's sister who was married. My parents miss me and often teach him to visit me." Me. What half a thread is there?" Then he became anxious and said: "Who is talking about gossip in front of you? I am not a kind gentleman, a mother-in-law who doesn't wear a headscarf! A brick will fall to the ground. Tell me, who is talking about eclipses Hei, I want to ask you clearly." Ren Yu said: "Don't shout! But my father told me, what kind of uncle is upstairs today, so I will ask you. If you have nothing to do, let it go, don't worry. I get restless." One said, and the other took off her clothes and fell asleep.The woman was short of breath, pretending to be a god or a ghost, pretending to be a monster, crying and crying: "My parents have no eyes, so they married me here. There is no reason to teach him to look, but to teach others to say right and wrong." Weeping and crying Say.Ren Yu couldn't fall asleep, so he had to get up, the woman hugged her head, and said soothingly: "Let's give up, is it me? Seeing the faces of husband and wife in the past, it's enough to talk with you." The woman fell into Ren Gui's arms , The two were in love with each other and went crazy for midnight.It's all over.Ren Yu got up at dawn, resigned from his father and went to the city.He fawns and stammers every day, leaves early and returns late.That idiot only wanted to steal a man, so she turned around and thought: "What is the plan to get away? The only thing I can do is go back to my mother's house to find something to do, and then I will be with Zhou De, and I will be satisfied." Day and night I worry about it, and I twirl my fingers again. half moon.Suddenly one day after dinner, Zhou De came again, opened the door and went in. He went upstairs without seeing Mr. Ren.The woman hugged her forward and said in a low voice: "You blind old donkey, you told your son that you often come upstairs to sit down and talk. Teach me to talk so hard that my skin is broken, and I have concealed it from me. If you don’t want to come from now on, how can you teach me to be willing to part with you? You can think of a plan, unless you go home, I will be happy with you.” Zhou De listened, frowned, and thought about it: “Now the cats in the house are mad, calling Come and call. You can hold one in your arms in the open room, and it will definitely scratch your chest. But let the cat sleep on the bed and cry. When your husband comes back, he will definitely ask you. You said: "You My good man, but came to tease me. I refused to obey him, he scratched my chest to pieces.' You cry, your husband will send you home. I have to have fun with you every day , but it is better than stealing chickens and hanging dogs, meeting temporarily. And staying at home for half a year and three months, and then staying again. This is a great plan!" The woman said: "I have a heart for you in vain. Good-hearted , You are knowledgeable!" The two fell on the bed with their clothes on and flirted.Come on, Zhou De hastily went downstairs.It is exactly: the old turtle will not rot, and the blame is on the withered mulberry.

The woman waited for a few days, and suddenly one day, she caught a cat, untied her chest, and wrapped it in her arms.The cat saw that the clothes were wrapped in a cage, and it scratched freely with its feet.The woman endured the pain, and his breasts were crushed by him.Undress and let him go.It's time to apply for a license plate, I don't cook dinner, I lay on the bed with my clothes on, rubbing my eyes red, crying, crying.

Near dusk, Ren Gui came back and visited his father.When I went inside, I didn't see the woman, so I called out, "My lady, why don't you come downstairs?" The woman heard it and cried more and more.Ren Yu walked upstairs, not knowing what he meant, and asked, "Haven't you had dinner yet? Why are you crying again?" He answered several times.The adulteress spoke cleverly, crying on the one hand and shouting on the other: "What are you asking! You're making up your mother's lies. Write a divorce letter and send me back. I can't be such a pig and dog! If you don't send me away Go home, I'll find a rest tomorrow!" said and cried.Ren Yu said: "Don't cry, what's the matter? Tell me." The woman climbed up, wiped her tears, opened her chest, and smashed it to pieces, with seven or eight blood paths.I taught my husband to read it, and said: "This is what your dear father did! I sent you out this morning, turned around and went upstairs. I don't want you, an old donkey and an old animal, to go upstairs with me lightly, with both hands He hugged and touched my chest, he was going to commit adultery. If I refused to eat, he grabbed my chest and smashed it to pieces, and he would let it go there! I screamed in a hurry, he was not interested, and he just went downstairs. Teach I'm looking forward to your return." After that, he burst into tears and said, "My family is not such a business of inhumane animals and donkeys and horses." Ren Yu said, "My lady whispered! Neighbors can hear you, it's not a good look." The woman Humane: "You are afraid that others will find out that tomorrow you will ask for a sedan chair, and you will let me go when you carry me back." Although Ren Yu is a filial person, after hearing this demonic statement, he couldn't help but feel angry from his heart, and his evil came to his guts. "It's just that it's hard to paint the skin of a tiger. Knowing people, knowing the face, but not the heart. Come on, that's the way it is! You know that you said you had an affair with some uncle the day before yesterday, and you can't see it with your own eyes, talking nonsense in front of me. Don't look at this from now on. Old beast! Madam, don’t cry, and arrange meals to eat and sleep.” Seeing that her husband listened to his empty words, the woman was secretly happy!Go downstairs to cook, eat and go to bed.It's exactly: a beautiful wife is called a pillow spirit, and ten things can be discussed and nine things can be achieved.

This Ren Yu was stunned by the woman's lust, and he didn't ask the master, but it was nothing. After a night, he got up early the next time, after eating, he called a sedan chair, bought a roast goose, two bottles of good wine, and sent The woman went back.The woman packed her clothes and bags, and went to the sedan chair without telling Ren Gong.When he got home, he went upstairs.When Zhou De knew it, he came over and went upstairs.Just hugged into a ball and fell on Liang Po's bed, feeling like cloud and rain.Zhou De said: "Is it a good plan?" The woman said: "You have a good plan! Tonight, I will have a happy night with you at ease, so as to fulfill the wish of lovesickness twice." The two madmen, Zhou De went downstairs to buy some wine and food. kind.The woman said: "I have brought roast goose and fine wine to eat with you; when you want to buy, just find some fish and vegetables, and seasonal fruits are enough." Zhou Deyi bought a fish, a pig's trotter, and four colors in an instant. Shixin Guoer bought another large bottle of Wujiapi wine.Bring it home and teach the servant girl Chunmei to make arrangements, and it's time to apply for a license.The woman set aside Zhuo Zi, and Liang Gong and Liang Po sat down on it. Zhou De sat at the table with the woman, and the maid sifted the wine.The four drank until the first shift.After dinner, Liang Gong and Liang Po went downstairs to sleep.

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