The funniest time-travel in history: 囧囧's time-travel life

Chapter 1 Time Traveled! (1)

"Yeah, it hurts me to death..." the first sentence.The red lips are slightly parted, the voice is like a mosquito, and the eyes are tightly closed.

"My head is so dizzy..." The second sentence.It still sounded like a mosquito, but the ears were slightly pricked up.There is no sound.

"Weak hands and feet..." the third sentence.The eyes couldn't help opening a slit, wow, there is light!The eyeballs moved outwards, wow, the bed of the ancients!Wow, the ancients in the clothes of the ancients! !Before he had time to see whether the other party was round or flat, he quickly closed his eyes again.The big arc betrayed the fact that he was already sober.

"The whole body is soft..." the fourth sentence.He secretly laughed for a while at what he had just vaguely glimpsed.Haha, after wearing it, the time travel method she bought on Taobao for [-] yuan is really effective!!
I thought happily in my heart, remember to give the seller a good review when I go back, and introduce it to my buddies.I don't know who I'm wearing it on?Shih Tzu?Diao Chan?Wang Zhaojun?Yang Yuhuan?Hey, everyone is fine, anyway, she will go back after playing.

"Oh, it's so uncomfortable... water... I want water..." the fifth sentence.Who is the idiot standing by the bed? The patient has been crying on the bed for a long time, and he doesn't know how to take care of him.

However, persistence is victory. Well, there is an old saying that if the enemy does not move, I will not move. Ah Li, come on!

After waiting for a while in the water, I finally couldn't hold it back, and sat up, cursing the ancients for a thousand times in my heart, saying that the enemy can't move me, it's rubbish, the rubbish Rubbish! !
Pointing at the only figure in front of him, he started cursing.

"What the hell are you doing? The patient yelled for a long time on the bed, but you didn't even hand him a sip of water! You..." Before he could swear a few words, his voice disappeared automatically.

"You, you, you!—" She pointed at the man in front of her tremblingly, with disbelief and emotion in her eyes. "Why are you here?" The person in front of her was clearly the image of her dream lover that she had created over the years.With a height of 1.8 meters, Liang Chaowei's eyes, Wang Leehom's nose, Andy Lau's smile, if you add Yang Guo's infatuation, Wei Xiaobao's trickery.Then, hahaha, it's perfect!
"Say, why are you here?" Her expression was agitated, and her thirst for knowledge increased to [-]%. If he didn't make a sound, she would step forward and pull his mouth.There was a coolness under the abrupt neck, and she lowered her head following his undisguised astonishment.

nickname!nickname!This article will end before January 1th, so I will type this article hard next time. During this period of time, you have been waiting hard, thank you Nai, I feel very lucky to be able to meet Nai We are such kind, civilized and polite little guys, no one smashed bricks, and have always supported me, thank you very much!Bow~~ Here, by the way, a new article has been opened.

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Introduction: This article is easy, maybe slow, not too long, about 30W words or less, if you don’t give up after reading the first ten chapters, it shows that you are more patient; if you persist until more than thirty chapters, it means you are very patient; if you persist until eight More than ten chapters, it means that you have made some achievements in self-cultivation; if you persist to more than one hundred chapters, it means that you have extremely high endurance and can be called an expert; if you can persist until the end of this article, congratulations!You are always full of patience...

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