The funniest time-travel in history: 囧囧's time-travel life

Chapter 142 has nothing to do with this article, a story about spoofing fans
Today I am in a mood to code words, and I even made a short story that is not three or four drops, and I would like to use this document to give those who are openly and secretly reminding me to drop the box~~~ Be careful~~~ The boss will be tonight~~~ Hey!hey-hey! (smirking...)
La la la, la la la!Fan A is having a blast today! (Please use singing. Tip: selling newspaper songs)
Today, the old monster Lin who teaches mathematics rushed to the hospital to cut the cecum (囧, can this matter be rushed?), the class teacher released him early.Fan A was in an unprecedentedly happy mood, humming a song all the way home. (Students now, why are you so heartless.)
When I got home, my mother was still off work.

Fan A washed an apple to satisfy his hunger, and sat in front of the computer while biting.

When rushing out the door in the morning, I forgot to turn off the computer, and only touched the mouse with my hand. The screen lit up, and the title in black font was clear: Jiongji's time-traveling life——it was a nonsensical time-travel article that fan A recently followed.

Refresh.

no change.

Swipe again.

KAO!

Fan A was furious, and he dealt with the apples in twos and twos, throwing the core back smartly, and with a beep, the apple core was thrown into the trash can on the left side of the door with great precision. (Dare to love that this guy has clairvoyant eyes + marksman??)
Crackling on the keyboard with both hands, he muttered: "Boss! Where did you die? Not only are you uneducated, but the writing is bad and unnutritious, and you dare to update and not be punctual. If this continues, I will collect all Tencent Readers will boycott your articles in the future!"

Press the OK button to post your opinion successfully.

After a while, refresh again.

Still no update.

But when she spoke just now, it showed that someone answered her.

Click to see.

KAO!The boss is obviously online, but he hasn't updated yet, so he knows and apologizes!I must have never seen Meteor Garden before!If an apology is useful, what's the point of her hard work chasing after the text? !It is shameless to deceive the readers' trust and feelings for the author and the countless sweat, tears and saliva that everyone shed in the process of following the article!Shameless!
As a result, the keys rang, and a series of insulting messages with hundreds of words in length appeared in the next minute.

After a moment, refresh.

Still no update.As expected.

Look at the message box again, no reply.

Slightly disappointed.

——Hey, I thought I could get married with the author, maybe I won't need to spend money to read her articles in the future.

At this time, the QQ in the lower right corner showed that someone asked to add her as a friend.

Fan A turned on the small speaker, and left a message: The boss of the family, please trouble Jiajia.

surprise.Huh?What is the boss looking for her for?Could it be because of her message just now?Although there is no one else in the room, fan A still insists on the principle that he must pretend to be deep when thinking, very deep, so deep that he doesn't even know he pressed the confirm button.

Drop drop drop!

There is information entered.

Click to open.

A line of small red Song typeface came into view, <Hello!I am the eldest in the family, and I just saw your message in my article. >
There was an author who took the initiative to add her.

Unconsciously grinning, Fan A stroked his chin, suppressed the fast-beating heart analysis, um, not bad!Before striking up a conversation, you know how to declare your family name first, and then you know how to use your honorific address when addressing people. Although she is not very old, but with N years of experience in traveling through the novel world, you can definitely stand up to this!
It seems that this boss is a good boy who is polite and educated.

Nodding his head twice in agreement with his self-guessing, deep, he had to continue pretending to be deep, fan A reminded himself tirelessly, read the other party's message ten times, and deliberately delayed half a minute before replying two words: <Is there something wrong? >
Thus, the resulting dialog is as follows:
The boss of the family: <Uh, the next question may be a bit presumptuous, but I really hope to listen to more opinions, I hope you can give guidance, if you don’t like it, you can not answer, of course, if you are busy now or need time to think about it , I can wait. >
After 1 minute, the fan group: <Speak straight. > Come on, come on, don't torture her thirst for knowledge!

The boss of the family: <It’s like this, it’s my first time to write a novel, and I can’t write well, especially recently, I’m getting stuck, so I can’t write anything. Seeing your message is like drowning and encountering a life-saving bubble, so...>
The content after the ellipsis is self-explanatory.

After 2 minutes, the fan group: <You want to hear my opinion. >
She used a period, and the boss of the family immediately threw over a picture, ashamed: <Yes! > Add one more sentence: <Thank you! >
No trouble, no trouble, fan A is happy, but she is full of perverted thoughts and has nowhere to vent her worries!then--

Fan Group: <I'm busy. >
The boss of the family: <I will pay you a special reward! >
paid?
Fan A's eyes lit up, and his mouth cracked into a crescent moon excitedly.

Another so-

so so... so so...

Mom is off work.

Mom is cooking.

Mom has finished eating.

Fan A is still chatting with the boss, chatting and chatting, and finally pays off, pouring out all the perverted plots that he has seen in his life, the boss at the other end of the screen is very useful, and occasionally sends an exclamation mark or A cartoon avatar who grabs his head in disbelief or an expression that expresses that he has met a bosom friend.

the end.

Fan Group: <It's over. >
The boss of the family: <Hmm, you are truly a good reader who has never seen anyone before or since, and his mind can surpass ten Zhuge Liang's sets of time travel encyclopedias...the N hundred words are omitted at the end...! >
Fan Group: <Hey!Not worth mentioning~~~that~~~>
The eldest in the family: <Which one? >
The fan group is annoyed, does the other party want to cross the river and demolish the bridge? !Just say: <Reward! >
The other party suddenly realized: <Ah! >
However, after a thought-provoking "ah" with unknown meaning, the person disappeared.

Fan A 囧, at least he is also an author, so he really wants to cross the river and tear down the bridge? ? !Anyway, it's not the first time to renege on a debt, so this time it will be the next one, and it's worth unplugging the network cable?
Cursing infinitely...

Drop drop drop drop.

Another message came in.

Click to open.

Still the boss of the family: <Sorry, the connection was disconnected just now. >
It feels like the faraway rewards are flying back, hovering above the head, the fan group: <It’s okay, I know boss, you will never be the kind of ungrateful, untrustworthy, shameless scum, so I haven’t walked away, waiting for you online . >Speaking of which, even if you can fly to the sky and escape from the ground, you can't escape, right?
soon.

The eldest in the family: <Do you like time travel? >
Fan Group: <Like it. >
The eldest in the family: <Which dynasty do you like? >
After a pause, the fan group: <Why do you ask these questions? >
The eldest in the family: <Let’s have an exchange first! >
Understood!The boss is the author, and the author is a literati. He doesn't like to give money directly. He needs to exchange feelings and cultivate the atmosphere before giving money, so as not to be vulgar.

Fan A decided to cooperate.

Fan group: <I don’t like wearing clothes from dynasties, I like overhead ones the most. >
The boss of the family: <Requirements for the heroine's appearance? >
Fan group: <I am quite confident about my appearance! >
The boss of the family: <Where is the male lead? >
Fan group: <Be handsome!good body shape!You have to have money!Lots and lots of money!what!Also have superb martial arts!cool enough!It's cool enough to be black-bellied!Stomach full of bad water!It's best to add a complicated life experience!There are a lot of mysterious relationships behind it waiting for him and the heroine to sort out!what!correct!There must be a male supporting role!The villainous male partner!The two snatched the heroine at the same time! ! >
The boss of the family: <This is not difficult, the key depends on the heroine...>
It's an ellipsis again. This time fan A didn't understand it, and didn't ask. He kept wondering how long it would take for the boss to ask her before he paid her. It took a few hours, and the food outside was cold, hey...

Waited for another moment.

The boss of the family: <It’s done! >
What's done?Fan A is at a loss.She didn't even post it from her account!

The eldest in the family: <Go to bed and lie down!Good things are waiting for you soon! >
Cough cough, next everyone can guess what happened to fan A~~~~haha, she travels through the bird~~I even arrange it~~~ Afraid of wood? ? ——The brazen boss stays.

(End of this chapter)