Emperor Xiaoyao of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 121 Prenatal Education

Li Er was happy, Jin Yu was happy, the Yang sisters were happy, but some people were not happy, and there was a riot in the hall.Zhongshu Ling, surnamed Wen, is desperately relying on Li Er to give an explanation. Are the rules handed down by the ancestors changed casually?If you want to change to Liu Bang or Zhu Yuanzhang, you have already started scolding, you dare to yell at me?Tired of life, isn't it?Go out and dig a hole and bury yourself in shit!Li Erhan took good care of him, but he was just trembling with anger.

Li Erwei made it very clear for Jinyu. The punctuation marks are for arithmetic. You Confucians, use them when they look easy to use, and don’t use them if they don’t work well. Don’t force them.That's the way it is said, but Li Eryi thinks what Jin Yu said is also reasonable, what if someone confuses the audience and deliberately writes ambiguity?So Li Er thought of a trick, he was tired and fine, a few days before the start, he would approve the memorial, and he would approve it as soon as he approved it, and he also used punctuation marks!The officials below saw it, and it worked, so let’s use it!So this punctuation mark is gradually promoted.

Besides environmental sanitation, Li Er did something unreasonable.I took a few ministers in casual clothes to inspect the farmland, pointed to the poorly growing rice and asked: What's wrong?Why do you look like this?

The old farmer thought that these brothers were full, but for the sake of the clothes, he replied kindly: "My lord doesn't know, in fact, this area is better than this side. But the crops and flowers are all dependent on dung. Isn’t this because all the dung was applied to these badly grown fields? It was overtaken in the end!”

The ministers read it and said nothing, they still didn't understand Li Er's meaning, they thought this buddy was on a whim today, caring about the suffering of the people's livelihood!Even if all the excrement in the palace is pulled out, it won't make a lot of land, right?
Li Eryi turned around and went shopping with a few younger brothers!Go for a stroll, he even picks small alleys to drill!After drilling around and seeing a lot, these younger brothers will understand that it is wasteful to put so much fertilizer without using it!
Li Er spoke at the right time: "I plan to build a few convenient places in Chang'an City, so that I can pile up some fertilizer for my own emperor's village. If there is not enough fertilizer in the Zhuangzi, dear friends, you can also build it. But be sure to start early. There are only so many good locations. If you are quick, you can’t. I have a large group of people like the palace, so I won’t rob everyone in the bustling area, but if someone else robs me, I have nothing to say. "

Anyone who can stand in the hall and speak (except eunuchs and maids), at least two hundred households in Shiyi, right?Who doesn't have land on Zhuangzi?Which crop would think there is little fertilizer?Besides, the investment in this thing is not big, just rebuild it, and then arrange someone to guard it. Add a few donkey carts and you can pull back several carts every day. The increase in food is not at 01:30!
As a result, in just a few days, several toilets have sprung up, bringing their own toilet chips, and there is no charge!The environment in Chang'an City has been completely renewed in just one month!
Next is the mouse, what about the mouse?Who is the eldest grandson queen?The first queen of the ages who took the lead to pick ears of wheat in the wheat field!A role model for future queens!
Empress Changsun took the lead in raising a few cats. These cats are not for watching and playing, let alone pet cats. In just a few days, word came out: Hey, hey, have you heard?Today's queen has a cat!It is a good player to catch mice. I heard that you can catch more than ten mice in one night!What?Are there no mice in the palace?Don't be ridiculous, my dear, is this mouse still picking a place to dig a hole?Wherever there is food, it will go there. The delicious food in the palace is not at 01:30. I heard that the rations of hundreds of people have been saved in the past few days!What?Rats aren't that edible?My dear friend, are you too naive?Do you eat what the mice gnawed?Still throw it all away?Forget it, forget it, I won’t tell you, anyway, I’ll ask for a cat to raise when I get home, not only can it catch mice, but it can also be arty!But don't blame my brother for being uninterested. I heard that the rich and powerful are now raising cats. The price of cats will increase in a short time. By then, they can make a lot of money, right?
The instigator - Li Er and his wife are doing prenatal education for the baby in their belly. This is also Li Er's rare leisure time.After reading a few chapters of the Analects, Li Er got off topic, threw the book in his hand on the table, and said to Empress Changsun: "Guanyin maidservant, your idea is a good one, from top to bottom, haha, it's easy to implement, don't talk about it. It worked pretty fast.”

"Your Majesty's reputation is too high. This is the duty of a concubine." Empress Changsun said while stroking her big belly.

"Put it on me, I can't think of such a soft way." Li Er walked over to touch Empress Changsun's belly and said.

"It's not that your majesty can't think of it, it's that your majesty doesn't want to think about it." Empress Changsun said softly. She didn't admit that her husband was stupid, so she called what Li Er said was a comfort.

"With such a good helper as Guanyin Maid, why do I waste my brain?" Li Er's target shifted from Empress Changsun's belly to Empress Changsun's face. Poses of good women.

"Your Majesty, it's broad daylight." Empress Changsun said shyly.

"Ahem, maidservant Guanyin is overthinking. I just saw that your face was a little gray, and I wiped it off for you." Li Er was embarrassed to admit that he was thinking wrong.But in the bottom of his heart, he muttered, Jin Guitang didn't drink too much wine, why do you think about this in broad daylight?Looks like it's going to be halved.

Empress Changsun escaped from Li Er's clutches, and talked with Li Er: "A few days ago, Jiu Lang had a row with his concubines for a while, and he insisted on going back to Tang Zhuangzi, saying that there was a lot of food that night, and he still wanted to eat."

"Which night?" Li Er really couldn't think of anything that the milk baby could have anything to do with Jin Yu.

"On the day of Tang's wedding, Your Majesty has forgotten? Gao Ming, Wei De and Jiu Lang went there." Empress Changsun reminded Li Erdao.

"Oh~~ I've been dizzy from work recently, and I remembered what Guanyin servant said. Just go, the food that kid cooks is really good, especially the duck, he also has tiger meat, which is often not bad. "Li Er has been too busy recently, and he is beating around the bush, which doesn't match his temperament. If it wasn't for the promotion, he wouldn't do this kind of thing.

"How does Your Majesty know so clearly? Gui Tang sent it to you?" Empress Changsun didn't know where Li Er went out of the palace, and she thought that he rectified those opinions because he couldn't bear to leave the palace.

"Didn't you go out of the palace a few days ago? On the way, I happened to meet that prodigal son. He went to Dongshi to buy vegetables by himself, so he was invited to have a meal by the way." Such a thing can be said with a honed thick skin.

"Oh, no wonder, the concubine arranged for Jiulang to go? Save him and beg in front of the concubine." The empress Changsun has a big belly, which is inconvenient, but the inside and outside are all her own babies, and the palms and backs of the hands are full of flesh. , I can't do it without feeling sorry for her.

"Okay, let Gao Mingshun bring some ducks for you and me. I don't know how he did it. The ducks are delicious." Li Er misses that taste very much. It can be prepared, but the duck is difficult.

"Your Majesty is really `````" Empress Changsun was speechless, not knowing what to say about her husband.

"Haha, who told that kid not to know how to be filial to me. I went there under the pseudonym Li Zhen, so don't let the kids slip up when they go. I don't want to reveal my identity so quickly, so it's good to chat like this."

"The concubine understands." Empress Changsun nodded in response.

"I don't know if I don't go. I'm really shocked when I go. Gui Tang is a talented person. I brought a folding fan from him. The painting method on it is unique. It is no exaggeration to say that he established a school." Li Er thought about what happened in Jinjiazhuangzi, and recalled it.

"No way? Gui Tang is not very old, how many years will it take him to learn these things?" Empress Changsun asked in surprise.

"I asked him, and that kid said that the minimum they need to study is nine years. He has been studying for more than ten years. Calculated his age, he basically started school from the time he was sensible, and he didn't stop until he left the desert. If we are older Tang Neng can learn from everyone for nine years, so what’s the problem?” Li Er was quite emotional, because he knew that building toilets and catching mice is not difficult, but the difficulty is to promote education, and the cost of education is too high these days!Ordinary families can't support a scholar at all, and if the imperial court supports them, the imperial court will not be able to spend so much money.

"Let's take it slowly, Your Majesty, everything can't be done overnight." Empress Changsun is worthy of being a good wife and mother, always reminding Li Er at critical moments.It is not an exaggeration to say "points up". When it comes to the prosperity of Zhenguan, everyone thinks of Li Shimin. In fact, there is a great woman standing behind him!At the beginning of Zhenguan, Li Er was indeed able to accept advice, but after the death of the eldest grandson, Li Er was accepting advice on the surface, and even commended the minister who offered advice, but how about turning around?Keep doing what you love to do.

"Well, what Guanyin maid said is right, I'm a little impatient." Li Er admitted his fault, changed his expression, and said to Empress Changsun: "A few days ago, I heard a few jokes told by Gui Tang, and told Guanyin maid Listen."

"Yes." Empress Changsun nodded cooperatively.Li Erqing cleared his throat and told the story about the ant and the elephant.If she wasn't pregnant, Empress Changsun would definitely be leaning forward and backwards with a smile (of course, regardless of the reason for her posture), but it's not much better now. Empress Changsun is holding Li Er's arm with one hand and covering her mouth. Holding the lower abdomen, it's just taking care of the fetus in the womb, not daring to make a loud noise.

"Ouch!" Empress Changsun suddenly stopped laughing and frowned.

"What's the matter? Avalokitesvara maidservant? Is the fetus moving?" Li Er was also very nervous. Fertility is a major event these days, not just adding babies and spreading leaves, but if you are not careful, the death rate is very high!
Li Er turned his head and was about to call someone to tell the imperial physician, but Empress Changsun stopped her, pointed to her lower abdomen, and said, "It's okay, Your Majesty. He was kicking the concubine just now."

"Oh? Really?" Li Er was overjoyed, put his hand on the eldest grandson's lower abdomen, and said to the fetus: "Come on, kick it again."

After a while of no response, Li Er asked, "Why don't you kick?"

"Your Majesty, try telling another joke?" Changsun suggested.

Now both of them didn't laugh, Li Er said another one, and sure enough, the fetus in the womb moved again, Li Er was pleasantly surprised, although he is already the father of more than ten children, how could he ever try to follow Shang? The child in the womb communicates? "Guitang's prenatal education is indeed true! Haha~ come again~"

Li Er looks like an old child, enjoying himself ``````
(End of this chapter)