Emperor Xiaoyao of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 186 Playing swords during the day, saving fuel!
"If you don't shoot in [-], the dog will freeze to death in [-]."This refraining from shooting is not because there is any taboo in this integrity, but because it is too cold, and the common people are reluctant to take their hands out of their sleeves to say hello, but Jin Yu fiddled with gloves, and it is not too cold for the nobles to bow their hands and salute.Although [-] is the year after year and year, it is also the coldest time of the year. Chinese pastoral dogs are not willing to go out because it is too cold!

No matter how cold the weather is, it can't stop the children's interest in playing.The ancient dolls did not have the only child treatment of the later generations, and there were very few toys, even the royal children were no exception.Ever since Li Er allowed several of his little ones to play in Jinyu's mansion, there has been no shortage of novelties in the palace.

"Walking on the ice three nine forty-nine", God will not make the palace extra warm just because you, Li Er, are the emperor. The Libo Lake next to the Wangyun Pavilion is frozen solid, and Li Zhi is playing hard on it .Li Zhi was sitting on a modified sled, and the little eunuch was pushing it behind. Li Zhi danced and danced excitedly on it, having a great time.

During the Chinese New Year, Li Er also spent a few days free, spending time with his family, sitting in the pavilion and looking at his little ones, feeling satisfied.

The child was playing vigorously, but Li Er didn't plan to get in there. He was thinking about the meeting with Pang Bang tomorrow.Although these things are taken care of by Honglu Temple, after all, he just managed the government, especially last year's defeat of Jieli Khan, and it just happened to be established this year. Don't be careless.

Li Erjin sat in the pavilion and deserted, not paying attention to the small movements of the daughters outside the pavilion.After a while, I heard Gao Yang yelling from below, "It's caught! It's caught!"

This one was so close, Li Er finally held up his "noble buttocks", walked down the pavilion, and asked, "What's wrong? Why are you so happy?"

"Father!" Gao Yang is small, how can he always remember the rules?In the excitement, he forgot to salute, went up and took Li Er's big hand, and pointed out his masterpiece to Li Er, "It's on fire!"

Changle and Yuzhang wanted to meet Li, but Li Er waved his hand to stop them.Li Er looked at the small flames on the ground, his face was a little unhappy, and he asked Gao Yang: "You lit this?"

Gao Yang didn't hear his father's displeasure, nodded his head and said: "Yes! My daughter just set it on fire without using it!"

Fire has always been a tool, but not a toy for children. Until later generations, some parents still educate their children to say: children play with fire and wet the bed at night.It can be seen from this that Li Er, as a father, did not want his children to play with such dangerous things, so his face was not good-looking, and he even moved to punish Gao Yang's maid and eunuch, but Gao Yang's words saved his entourage.Li Er lowered his head and asked Gao Yang: "Oh? No use of fire? Then what does my Gao Yang use to make fire?"

Gao Yang raised the ice cube in the other hand high, and showed off to his father: "Ice! Ice can make fire!"

Can ice make fire?This is far beyond the scope of human cognition.Li Er became even more curious, with a strange expression on his face, he reached out to take the ice cube in Gao Yang's hand, and put it in front of his eyes to observe carefully.There is nothing special about the slightly bulging ice, but it is more transparent than the ice on the eaves, but the scenery in front of you can be seen through the ice, as if it has become bigger and clear.

"Father, don't break it." Gao Yang was a little worried about his father, because his piece was accidentally broken by himself, and this piece was given to him by sister Lanling.

The ice cubes were very cold in his hand, although Li Er pinched the sides, they still melted a bit, he patted Gao Yang's head, and gave it back to her, only then did he notice that Gao Yang was wearing thick gloves, no wonder he had to Too cold.

Only Jin Yu could come up with such a strange idea. Li Er pointed to the fire on the ground and asked, "Li Zhi, that boy Jin Guitang taught this?"

When Changle heard his father asking himself, his tone was a bit unfriendly, his heart beat, not for himself, but for that boy Jin Yu, if the father was unhappy, would he be punished?The old man had to answer the question, Chang Le gave a salute, and said lightly: "Yes, my daughter took my sister to visit that day, and Dr. Jin was cutting ice. Dr. Jin couldn't bear her begging, so he gave her a piece."

After Chang Le finished speaking, his face was flushed, but Li Er didn't doubt it, it was cold after all, but Chang Le lied.It was Jin Yu who taught the truth, but at the beginning it was Jin Yu who took the initiative to show off, rather than Lan Ling and Gao Yang asking for it.Convex lenses made of ice, only [-] have this condition to be preserved for a long time, Jin Yu has been preparing for this for a long time.Distilled water is used for icing, otherwise how can ordinary ice cubes achieve such a high transparency?
What Li Er cares about is not who is right and who is wrong, but wants to know why this ice can make fire! "Did Jingui Tang ever say how ice can make fire?"

Chang Le nodded. She was also curious at the beginning, but she didn't expect Jin Yu to actually explain the principle to herself. Although she didn't understand it very well, it's always a good sign, isn't it?Because she finally found an excuse to be alone with Jinyu - ask for advice! "Dr. Jin said that the light emitted by the sun is a kind of energy, which can make people feel warm. This ice cube can refract the light, and then gather it at one point, so that the energy acts on one point, and the object under the irradiation will reach the point of ignition. "Actually, what Jin Yu explained to her is even more troublesome. Sunlight is a kind of wave, radiation, etc. visible to the human eye. Changle was afraid that his father would mistake Jin Yu's demonic words to confuse the public, so he explained it selectively. .

Girls are extroverted, especially for girls' first and secret loves. Changle is no exception. In order to protect Jinyu, even her own sister can be pushed in front of the stage. This is not because she is cruel, but because she knows her father The emperor will not do anything to his sister.

"Energy? Refraction? Ignite?" Li Er was confused, and Chang Le had several words that he couldn't understand in just a few sentences.

Changle gestured and wanted to tell Li Er what he knew, "Dr. Jin said that energy is a measure of the movement of matter, and it can be divided into many forms, including mechanical quantity, molecular energy, and lightning energy`````` "

Li Er gave up helplessly, he found that he didn't know anything about what Jin Yu said, he was jealous, how could he know so much at such a young age? "Is this kind of ice easy to make?" Li Er is more concerned about this question. If someone puts a lot of these ice cubes and waits for the fire to be found but no one can be found``````, it is simply a necessary weapon for murder and arson. !
Chang Le shook his head, "Dr. Jin said that for a small piece of ice, he spent six days of hard work. The frozen water must be specially made, otherwise it will not meet the transparency requirements. Even if it freezes, not all ice will do. , not to mention grinding, the success rate is less than one-tenth."

Li Er was relieved and nodded his head no longer to pursue the matter.If this was before he took office, he wouldn't be so suspicious.Li Er has killed countless people in his life, I guess he can't count them all, especially later, he killed his two brothers for the seat under his buttocks, and he didn't keep a nephew, and his sister-in-law and sister-in-law were all included in his harem.Li Er has relieved his hatred, but the two dead brothers hated him. Li Er often had nightmares at night, dreaming that the two brothers were chasing him bloody, demanding debts from him, and saying that someone would avenge them, etc. .

Having such a dream over and over again, Li Er really felt guilty, that's why there was a story about the door god.Speaking of this sect god, at the beginning it was Shentu and Yulei, and the latter two people who had a folk foundation began to join in. The cause was Li Erye's head, guilty conscience, insomnia, night sweats, and shallow sleep. Just doze off, and see my brother come to claim his life with a grinning smile, holding a sword in his hand.The feeling of being crushed by ghosts was uncomfortable, so Yu Chigong and Qin Qiong were bothered, and cameo a few times as guards with knives, and legitimately listened to the bottom of the wall of their boss... Cough cough, justified to stand guard for their boss.The effect is great. After a few days, Li Erye's eyesight no longer hurts, his waist pain no longer, and he can go up to the fifth floor without any effort...

At the feet of the Son of Heaven, the common people had good ears, and it spread within a few days. After a long time, Yu Chigong and Qin Qiong became the new generation of door gods. Although no one sealed it, the common people recognized it!That's it!In fact, such examples are too numerous to enumerate, Guan Erye, Song Jiang... the sea has gone, and there are even living people who invest in the park and use their own appearance to build Buddha statues...

"Father? Father?" No one dared to mention what happened back then in front of Changle, but it didn't prevent Changle from listening to the corner. ?The intermittent Changle also got a general idea.My father's temper is becoming more and more unpredictable, what does it mean to just nod and not speak?Chang Le was very worried about his sweetheart, so he boldly called Li Er twice.

Li Er's memory was contrived by Li Zhi, she didn't say anything, with a dull expression on her face.Patting Lanling and Gao Yang on the head, he forced a smile and said, "Go on playing with your sister." After finishing speaking, he turned to look for Empress Changsun.

The relationship between Li Er and Empress Changsun is very strong, and they came here without itching in the seventh year. Now that they are old couples, it is even more impossible to itch.Li Er now likes to chat with Empress Changsun whenever he has something on his mind, Empress Changsun has the potential to be a psychological counselor.

The phrase "Knowing a son is like a father" is not suitable for royal children. Li Yuan never thought that Li Er would force the palace, but the people around Li Er knew him best.

As soon as Li Er entered the door, Empress Changsun saw that something was wrong, and Changsun handed the sleeping child to the maid, leaving a closed space for the couple.

"Your Majesty is having nightmares again?" If a minister annoyed Li Er, he would babble as soon as he came in, instead of keeping a calm face. In the past few years, every time this happened, it was basically a nightmare.

"No, I slept very well recently." Li Er shook his head, enjoying the massage from Empress Changsun, relaxing his tired nerves.Li Er patted the delicate hand on his shoulder, then put his hand under his nose and sniffed it, very immodestly.

Empress Changsun's subordinates squeezed it, and said coquettishly at the same time: "Your Majesty knows how to make trouble."

Li Er laughed, feeling much better.

Empress Changsun was still doing the massage in a leisurely manner, "I see, I ordered Daoist Yuan to do a ritual. The last time I asked for rain, Daoist Yuan agreed on the matter of returning to the Tang Dynasty. The magic power of Taoism also It’s not shallow.” Empress Changsun doesn’t care about Buddhism. As for Taoism, she is also skeptical, but her husband has a demon, and the important thing is how to get rid of this demon, and she doesn’t care about the disputes between Buddhism and Taoism.For her, whoever can get rid of her husband's demons is powerful and effective. This is similar to a certain great man's "cat theory".

If it were someone else's persuasion, Li Er would not necessarily accept it, but Empress Changsun was another matter.Li Er nodded and said, "Succeed, then leave it to Guanyin's maidservant."

"The concubine knew it, so she said to the outside world to pray for the child." Empress Changsun was indeed a considerate, gentle and generous daughter-in-law, and she knew what Li Er was worried about.Kong Lao Er said that "the son does not talk about strange powers and confuses the gods". If the ministers know that Li Er has demons, it is a small matter to remonstrate directly.These days, it is not easy for children to stand still, but it is easier for people to understand how mothers make wishes.

Li Er felt a little more at ease, and his mood improved a lot. He chatted with Empress Changsun, "Have you asked Yuzhang? You have met Qin Huaiyu a few days ago, are you satisfied?" To be honest, Li Er in history may Not a qualified father, but it doesn't mean he doesn't love his children!Otherwise, he would not wear plain clothes for two months after his daughter passed away, and he would not consider Li Chengqian and Li Tai, who were imprisoned for rebellion, and make Li Zhi the prince because he knew that Li Zhi was soft-tempered and would not kill himself. Brothers!
Empress Changsun beamed with joy, "I asked this before, but Yuzhang was ashamed, and my concubine was very satisfied with the meaning. In the future, I will thank her father for his great kindness."

"That's good." Li Er nodded. Yuzhang's mother passed away early, and there are some things that the mother cannot fight for. As a father, I must do well, otherwise how can I be worthy of the child's mother?

"Is your majesty's assessment of Huaiyu a bit stricter?" The mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law, and the more she liked her, the more she liked Yuzhang, who was just like her own daughter.In the Tang Dynasty, being an official was based on a person's appearance first, and then on martial arts and martial arts.Qin Huaiyu is a talented person, and Qin Qiong is a bit of a true biography. Of course, Empress Changsun is very satisfied with Huaiyu.However, Empress Changsun was somewhat critical of Li Er's exam questions, for fear that Yuzhang's marriage would be delayed because of Huaiyu's failure.

"Haha!" Li Er laughed, "Avalokitesvara is also worried about this? I want to test Huaiyu, but what is tested is not his ability, but his attitude! As long as he puts his heart into it, even if it fails. , I will also have a suitable argument."

Empress Changsun was very surprised, she thought that Li Er was going to make the icing on the cake, and waited for Qin Huaiyu to finish the errands before deciding on the wedding date, how could it be that a father didn't expect his future son-in-law to do the errands well?
Empress Changsun didn't speak, Li Er explained complacently: "This cotton was originally presented by the Qin family, and it took the lead. Logically speaking, it is reasonable to hand over the planting to other people and share some of the credit together. But Gu Guitang meant to let the Qin family gain some benefits from it, so what if I follow him?" Li Er was very angry when he said this, this is his general temper, if Jin Yu listens to this, it is probably true It turns out that my little hands and feet couldn't hide it from Li Er!
"If Huaiyu takes good care of it, it will naturally be the icing on the cake. If something goes wrong, no one else can blame it. This is the first large-scale planting in the pass. No one has experience. Huaiyu is not allowed to accumulate for future generations. Some lessons? Besides, I don’t believe that kid Guitang stays out of it!” Li Er was very good at seeing people, otherwise there wouldn’t be so many younger brothers who were so heartbroken, except for Hou Junji, of course.

Empress Changsun didn't think that Li Er was "thick black" (thick black was actually a compliment), nor that Li Er was scheming, but that her husband had learned the "art of the emperor" and was self-taught. Very proud of him.

There was no one to support him, Li Er was very lonely, and Empress Changsun still squeezed her shoulders in a leisurely manner.Li Er couldn't bear it anymore, why didn't his wife like him this time?When she turned her head away, it turned out that she was looking at him affectionately.

Li Er was in the prime of life at this time, and a person who was over [-] and over [-] years old would be "tattling two feet eight" by accident. Although the dog is "frozen to death" outside now, the interior is as warm as spring, especially the heart of a person. Scratching with all his might, the provocative person's blood was racing, and he wished he could do something real right now.

After so many years of husband and wife, how could Empress Changsun not know what her husband wants to do?The eyes are full of affection, just like that puddle of spring water that cannot be melted, after looking at each other, you can't extricate yourself. "Your Majesty``````" Empress Changsun was already softly nasal at this time, and the strong nasal sound was like a shot of stimulant, which hit Li Er's tailbone (Why is it the tailbone? Xu Jinjiang photographed it) Have you seen that? Tail vertebrae, what a place!).

Li Er stretched out his hand to pull Empress Changsun over, stretched out his arm, and hugged her affectionately into his arms, leaned against his ear, and said softly: "Call me 'Erlang'." Li Er seemed to have returned to the time when he was newly married, the world There are only two people left.

"Erlang ```````````` in broad daylight"

Li Er can't care so much anymore, he is not familiar with undressing, but for women``````Practice makes perfect is very reasonable!

Li's second hand was busy, but his mouth was not idle, "What's wrong in broad daylight? Doesn't Guanyin's maid always advocate frugality? It's good to save some lamp oil."

Empress Changsun wanted to say something, but she had already been entertained by Li Er's Hunyuan hand, and she was powerless to resist.It's not that there are no benefits for old couples, as long as they survive the seven-year itch, life will go smoothly in the future.Like Li Er and his eldest grandson, they know each other well, and even know each other better than they know themselves, so they can have fun every time...

"Erlang ``````" Empress Zhangsun couldn't help murmuring, she didn't know what to say at this time, she just grabbed Erlang's head with both hands, hoping to be deeper```deeper``````
The edge of a sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold.The epee has no front, and it is a great skill.A black iron rod with a simple appearance can also bring beautiful rhythm and cool enjoyment under the dancing of masters...

In the palace of the first lunar month of the fifth year of Zhenguan, spring has not yet ushered in, but the fragrance of plum blossoms is wafting in the air...

(End of this chapter)