Emperor Xiaoyao of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 196
"Are you Jin Guitang?" The blind old man asked in surprise.To say that this sloppy old man really has some background, this time he traveled thousands of miles to Chang'an not just to eat ten pig's trotters.

"The Taoist priest has heard of juniors?" Jin Yu looked suspiciously at the sloppy old man in front of him.

"Pindao heard about a prodigal son returning to the Tang Dynasty. I wonder if it is you." The blind old man grinned, looking innocent, but Jin Yu wished he could slap his face flat!

"Who passed it on? It's disgusting!" Jin Yu gritted his teeth. It all happened last year. How can anyone remember it so clearly?No wonder Yang Ying repeatedly told herself to pay attention to the influence ``````
"Wahhaha!" The old blind man fell ill again, pointed in the direction of Zhong Nanshan and said, "Yuan Tiangang!" Although Qingxiazi and Yuan Tiangang hadn't seen each other for more than ten years, they kept exchanging letters.For more than half a year, the celestial phenomena have been changing faintly, becoming more and more unpredictable.This is indeed a bad thing for a group of Niubi who are bent on seeking immortality and ascension to heaven, and these things have changed after Jin Yu appeared, so Qing Xiazi accepted Yuan Tiangang's invitation and decided to ride thousands of miles alone— — Take a long trip.

Jin Yu, who was planning to thank Yuan Shengun just now, was speechless, what else could he do to Yuan Tiangang?He is now Li Er's guest, and the people he deals with every day are princes, princes and so on.

Xiaoer went fast, and came back not too slowly.Braised trotters are ready-made, and ten trotters are piled up in a soup plate.Another fruit bowl was filled with crystal clear, agate-like small red fruits.

"Huh?" The old blind man was not surprised by the plate of pig's trotters, but by the little red fruit in front of Jin Yu. to the mouth.

"I planted it myself." Jin Yu replied angrily. The person in front of him is not only annoying, but also uneducated. Cabernet Sauvignon is a grape. How can he call Xiaohongguo Cabernet Sauvignon?Obviously calling a cow a horse!
"Good stuff!" The blind old man didn't see anything wrong, he dragged the fruit plate in front of him, and said vaguely to Jin Yu: "The poor man will eat this Cabernet Sauvignon today, and the pig's trotter is yours." It's over!"

If it weren't for the face of Lao Dao's sloppy clothes, Jin Yu would definitely give Lao Dao a slap without hesitation. Isn't this person too slapped?But Jin Yu was afraid of getting his hands dirty by the clothes, so he gave up helplessly.

The old-fashioned eats with gentleness, chewing slowly one by one, closing your eyes from time to time to be intoxicated, as much as you want.After being intoxicated, he still did not forget to educate Jin Yu: "This Cabernet Sauvignon is a rare fairy fruit, which has a great effect on improving cultivation, but it is rare, which is a pity."

"Hmph!" Jin Yu didn't listen to the old Tao's announcement of ownership, and picked up a handful from the fruit plate in front of the old Tao, with contempt on his face, isn't it just a little tomato?The holy maiden's red fruit and the bullshit's fairy fruit all over the streets in the future generations will talk nonsense just for one bite. This blind Taoist priest has a worrying character. "If the Taoist priest eats it with shrimps, he will definitely be promoted!"

"Isn't it possible to bully the old Taoist ignorant? The five elements of Cabernet Sauvignon belong to fire, the five elements of shrimp belong to gold, and fire overcomes gold. If you eat a piece of it, it will not be called Taoism and ascension, but stretch your legs and burp!" Jin Yu's actions also provoked the blind old man. A meal of contempt, why don't you know how to respect the old and love the young?What's wrong with asking the old man to eat more?The old man raised his head and glanced at Jin Yu, and said with contempt.

"Then try it with sweet potatoes." Jin Yu didn't expect this old man to be really good at it. Although he doesn't know if the theory of the five elements is reliable, at least shrimp and tomatoes are really wrong.

"What is a sweet potato?" The blind old man thought for a while, and he was sure that he had never seen the sweet potato that Jin Yu mentioned.

"A kind of melon that grows in the field." Jin Yu ate slowly, unwilling to pay attention to the blind man's thirst for knowledge.

"I don't know the attributes, so it's better not to eat indiscriminately." The old man pinched his fingers and muttered for a while, but couldn't figure out why, so he gave up wisely, because Jin Yu's eating speed was very fast, and the fruit plate was almost bottomed out.

"Fairy fruit" is something that is hard to come by for the old Taoist. This thing is too hard to find. Seeing how delicious Jin Yu ate, he also speeded up, so the old man shook his cheeks and ate it. After eating the little red fruit Follow the pig's trotters.

"The Daoist hasn't eaten for a few days?" Jin Yu still had a few small red fruits in his palm, and slowly watched the old Daoist open and close as if he was reincarnated from a starving ghost.

The old blind man was busy talking, he was fooled by Jin Yu just now, and he ate a lot of Cabernet Sauvignon, and now he refuses to stop even more.In the midst of being busy, he stretched out his greasy paws and showed five fingers. Feeling that it was missing, he shook the pig's trotter in the other hand.

"Six days!" Jin Yu understood the meaning of the old man, and said with emotion: "It seems that God doesn't like you, and you haven't ascended after six days of hunger." Looking up, Yuan Shenzhu is much cuter, and Jin Yu calls him Daoist Yuan or Old Immortal Yuan every time.

"What's six days? I think back then when the poor Taoist retreated and he didn't drink a drop of water for three months." Seeing that Jin Yu didn't intend to attack the pig's trotters, the old Taoist finally spoke.

"If everyone in the world is like you, it will really save food." Jin Yu sneered, not drinking water for seven days is the limit of the human body, and firmly disbelieving the old-fashioned fool, Jin Yu picked a comfortable position and leaned on the back of the chair Said.

"Hmph, how can an ordinary person have such roots as an old man?" The old Taoist didn't care about Jin Yu's contempt, but rather cooperated with Jin Yu's words, "Boy, I think you have wonderful bones, and you are a martial arts practitioner who is unique in thousands." Wizards``````"

"Are you trying to take me in as an apprentice?" Jin Yu continued contemptuously.

"Huh? How do you know?" The old man was surprised that Jin Yu knew what he was going to say next, and asked in surprise.

"Forget it, I've seen this trick a lot, so I'll try something new." Jin Yu waved his hand, that's how it's written in novels, and it can indeed be described as "seeing a lot" after reading a lot.

"Shouldn't it? This is the first time that the poor Taoist thought about accepting disciples." The old Taoist was so cute, he tilted his head and said.

"I dare not accept your first time." Jin Yu continued to sneer, although he admired Yuan Tiangang's fortune-telling, divination, and Fengshui skills, but he really didn't want to become a monk, especially the one who moved this idea was still a sloppy Sophisticated.

"Pindao sees you as your boy's blessing to cultivate for hundreds of generations. It's really unreasonable!" The blind old man was very angry. He gnawed on a pig's trotter, and it was like a storm and thunder and lightning. All the guests looked sideways.

"To change the question, why are you so downcast?" Jin Yu didn't want to get entangled in that issue, so he became a police officer and began to check the household registration.

"That's a long story ```" The old man gnawed on one, and then changed another one, looking like he was avoiding the topic and didn't want to answer the conversation.

"It's okay for a long story, I have plenty of time to listen." Jin Yu raised his hand and looked at his watch. It was a bit more than 11:30, and he could still chat nonsense for half an hour.

"Ah! It's all doom!" The blind old man sighed, and said, "When we arrived in Yuzhou, the poor Taoist counted a doom, God's will must be violated, so he deliberately lost the horses and money to pay for the calamity, and spent money to eliminate the disaster."

"Cut! It's nice to say, have you been beaten with a sap, or drugged? Now the world is peaceful, and no one dares to steal it, especially you still have kung fu." Jin Yu didn't believe the old-fashioned rhetoric, and the merchants who came and went There are too many, and I haven't heard of one being robbed.

"What kind of young people dare to prescribe medicine to the poor Taoist? If the poor Taoist medicine is not found, they will thank the ancestor Hongjun!"

"Could it be that you got sap? Could it be that you want to be beaten by others?" Jin Yu continued to tease the old man in front of him, saying that the days are a bit depressing. Met an interesting old blind man.

"Bah! That's called 'Peach Blossom Tribulation'. Is the poor Taoist the one who forgets righteousness when he sees sex?" The old Taoist glared at Jin Yu, blushing and feeling guilty.Now he is even a little suspicious that Jin Yu can pinch it and forget it, otherwise it will affect the destiny?How could it be so accurate?
"Haha! You don't always look at your face, you know it when you think about it with your toes? How could someone fall in love with you?" Jin Yu was overjoyed, and smiled while helping the table.

"Fart! Pindao has always been a good-looking talent, romantic and suave! He has fascinated countless people in his life, how could it be as bad as you said?" The old man was furious, and ruthlessly tore a pig's trotter.

Before Jin Yu could respond, the diners next to him spit out, and bowed their hands to the old man in apologetic gestures, but couldn't suppress the smile on their faces.

"See? The eyes of the masses are discerning." Jin Yu shrugged and said.

"Hmph! A hero is saddened by a beauty, how can ordinary people understand?" The law does not blame the public, and the old way can do nothing with others, so they can only make excuses for themselves with a thick skin.

"Eat a ditch to gain wisdom, and Sezi has a knife on his head." Jin Yu said with emotion.The old saying "A hero is sad about the beauty pass" is really speaking from his heart, the red sleeve trick is his own beauty pass, can't he pass it?How are you doing?Jin Yu didn't know what to do.

"Hehe. Heroes see the same thing!" The old man looked like he had found the organization. Fortunately, handshakes are not popular these days, otherwise Jin Yu would not be able to bear the greasy claws. "Pindao has something to discuss with Gui Tang, how about it?"

"What's the matter? I didn't borrow money!" Jin Yu said decisively. After all, he was an old acquaintance of Yuan Tiangang. It seemed that Yuan Tiangang would not give face if he refused without asking anything. same.

"The poor Taoist sees that you are a good family in the Jin family. How about staying here and building a thatched hut to cultivate an immortal?" The old Taoist asked in a low voice.

Jin Yu matched the old man's expression very well, and said in a low voice: "This is not allowed to build illegal buildings, and I can't help it."

"Pimpedao can teach you how to read faces!" The old Taoist Qingxiazi began to seduce Jinyu.

"I'm not interested. If you arrest someone, you'll say it's a bad omen. I don't want to be beaten. Besides, you're not sure about it!" Jin Yu shook his head.

"Who can tell!" The old man widened his eyes, not allowing others to doubt his authority.

"Then what's the bad omen for the little lady just now?" It's about his farmer, Jin Yu thinks it's better to ask clearly, and check the old blind man by the way.

"The little lady just gave birth to a confinement child, and her breast milk is insufficient. The child's rations are not enough, do you think it is a bad omen?" Seeing that Jin Yu was on his own way, Qingxiazi asked leisurely.

"Can this also be seen from the face?" Jin Yu didn't believe that the face was so magical.

"This is ``` the technique of Qihuang." The old man was a little embarrassed, after all, he used medical skills as a technique of face-to-face, and it failed.

"Do you know medical skills?" Jin Yu was a little tempted. Although Zhuangzi is getting better and the manpower is easy to gather, it is still difficult to seek medical advice, because there are too few doctors, and not many are proficient in medical skills. There are even a few people who can diagnose a person's disease just by "looking".

"Of course!" Qing Xiazi took it for granted, a little arrogant, he could see that Jin Yu was a little moved.

"If you promise to give free medical treatment to the people in Zhuangzi, I will let you stay." Jin Yu thought for a while, although it is not good to have a lecherous old man by his side, but it is better than no doctor, right?

"Free?" The old Taoist's face turned into a bitter gourd, "Then what do the poor eat? Unless you can offer the poor ten pig's trotters a day!"

"Bah! Good idea!" Jin Yu sneered at the old man's wishful thinking, "Three meals a day, I eat here, pickles in the morning, a vegetarian dish and a pig's trotter at noon and night, enough steamed buns, this is mine Bottom line!"

"Okay! Deal!" The old Taoist achieved his goal, a little overjoyed, "Pindao's vegetarian dish is cabernet sauvignon, haha!"

"That's for me, it's not available here, haha!" Jin Yu was even more proud than the old man.

"That won't work! Poor Dao only counts on Cabernet Sauvignon to improve his cultivation, how can he lose Cabernet Sauvignon?" The old man's face changed quickly. There are dozens of fruits, he loves this taste alone, and his complacency turned into anxiety in an instant.

"You have come all the way, don't you have no Cabernet Sauvignon? Why not?" Jin Yu didn't believe the old man's nonsense. It is true that the old man is a fan of Little Tomatoes, but Jin Yu intends to use the extra stuff Trying to make ketchup, so I don't want to agree to the old way of eating.

"Pindao takes something in exchange, how about Wushi San?" Qingxiazi mysteriously took out an animal skin bag from the sleeve, and took out a small piece to show Jin Yu.

"This thing is poisonous! Do you want to cheat me? No way!" Jinyu has heard of the name of Wushisan. It is a self-produced product in ancient China, and many emperors burped their farts after eating this thing, so Jinyu knows Cheng Huaimo strictly forbade it when he occasionally ate.Just now I said shrimp with tomatoes, and now the old man recommends Wushisan to himself. It seems that both of them belong to the kind of people who like to use knowledge to deceive people invisible, which suits my taste very well!
"Hey, I didn't expect you to have some knowledge." The old man was a little embarrassed, but he said more mysteriously after the embarrassment: "How about the 'Xiaoyao Pill'? The effect is more outstanding than Wushi Powder, and it is not poisonous!"

"Cut! It's not poisonous, why don't you eat it?" Jin Yu obviously didn't believe Qingxiazi's nonsense.

"Who says poor people don't eat it? It's just that it's not easy to refine, so poor people don't dare to show it to others!" Seeing Jin Yu's disbelieving expression, Qing Xiazi took out a small black pill from another purse , opened his mouth and swallowed it. "Pindao, I'll eat it for you kid!"

It's because the medicine is three-point poisonous. Jin Yu understands it very well, so he doesn't believe the old man's nonsense. As for the non-toxic side effects he said, it may just be that he didn't realize it.What interested Jinyu was the purse, the pattern of mandarin ducks playing in the water, very delicate.It seems that Lao Dao is really a veteran of flowers, and I don't know why Yuan Tiangang made such a friend?Bad taste!

The old man didn't know that Jin Yu was slandering him, he was immersed in the ocean of enjoyment.His expression was blurred, and he twisted his neck from time to time, just like the habitual movements of cervical patients.Seeing Qingxiazi like this, Jin Yu looked a lot more solemn. He looked like a gentleman after the legendary poisoning!

Lao Dao is traveling in his own world of pleasure, and Jin Yu doesn't even know that he took the purse containing "Xiaoyao Pills" to him.It seems that this old man was saped at the beginning probably because he ate this thing.

Taking out a "Xiaoyao Pill", Jin Yu frowned. The color is black and brown, but the smell is even more unbearable.Jin Yu can already smell urine without putting it under his nose.Seeing that the place where Qingxiazi took out her purse is not the lower part of her body, it is basically certain that it is a contraband!
This thing originated in Europe, and was introduced to China when Zhang Qian was in the Western Regions. It has been used as a medicine for more than 1000 years, and it was not until the Qing Dynasty came to power that it became Xiaoyao Happy San.Although the country has banned planting, there is still a small amount of folklore. Putting a smoked gourd in cooking can make the taste more delicious, and it can also treat many diseases.Jin Yu had eaten it when he had a toothache when he was a child, so he was particularly impressed by the smell of urine.Appropriate use is a good medicine for curing diseases. If you eat too much, you should pull it out and bury it. It is not worth saving.

It took a long time for Qingxiazi to recover, her face was flushed with excitement. "How about it? Pindao won't take some poison himself, will he?"

Jin Yu ignored his question, took a "Xiaoyao Pill", and asked seriously: "Is there duck slices in this? Drugs?"

"A Furong? How do you know? Pindao never told anyone!" Qingxiazi was a little surprised. Ancient people generally treasured their brooms. Fortunately, the prescription of Qingxiazi did not spread, otherwise it would replace Wushi. Dispersion is just around the corner.

"This stuff is more poisonous than Wushi powder! If you take it for a long time, you will be as thin as a bone, weak, and addictive! This is a harmful thing, and it must not be spread!" From Qingxiazi's mouth It was confirmed that it contained duck slices, Jin Yu warned seriously.

"No way?" Although Jin Yu was a little swearing, Qing Xiazi still couldn't believe it.

"If you don't believe me, you can try it with an animal first, I dare to guarantee it with my life!"

"Pindao just said that he didn't have such good intentions, so he wanted to plot against him! Damn it!" Jin Yu said so firmly, Qingxiazi instantly understood the whole story, and said angrily through gritted teeth.

(End of this chapter)