Datang Imperial Physician

Chapter 192

"This question, there is something inside!"

Wei Jia said seriously, "From a medical point of view, this butt is the thickest part of the human body, covered with nerve endings. Although it doesn't hurt the muscles and bones, you can beat it down. The pain will be even worse. I really can't bear it, it's a natural reaction of the body, it has nothing to do with being ashamed or not."

This can also be related to medicine, His Majesty Li Er was dumbfounded, but first, he had to figure out what nerve endings are.Wei Jia explained the medical terms again, and said: "Nerves. Your majesty may find it unimaginable when you say this. Let's put it another way. Whenever a person reaches out and touches something else, what feels delicate? Lubrication, roughness to the touch, are all judged by the nerves in the hand to the brain. For example, the body feels hot and cold, feels pain, and feels itchy, all of which are sensed and transmitted by the nerves. Use When the palm touches the arm, the palm also feels sensation, and the arm also feels sensation, which shows that there are nerve endings all over the human body, and it can be said that all human perception is completed by nerve endings."

His Majesty Li Er stroked his beard and nodded: "Well, there are still so many mysteries, regardless of whether it is true or not, in order to refute what I called you ashamed, it is not bad that you can say so many things! I take back your shameful evaluation .”

Wei Chi broke into sweat again. Although it was true that he broke out such a long paragraph to clarify, it is also true. It is a medical principle. Why doesn't His Majesty Li Er believe it?Could it be that Wei Chi has gone bankrupt? !Wei Chi was introspecting seriously.

Seeing Wei Zhi's expression, His Majesty Li Er's smile gradually faded from his face, he sighed slightly, and asked, "Wei Zhi, why did you say those things to me? Do you know that no one dares to say that to me? With your slickness, I really can't believe it! Remember, you can only tell the truth, and you can't tell lies! Otherwise, I won't be polite and let someone beat you on your bad ass for another [-] sticks!"

"Your Majesty, what is the standard of truth?"

"I make my own judgment, you say so."

It's really a blunt threat. It's unexpected that His Majesty Li Er, the head of state of a country and emperor through the ages, would do such a thing. It's really surprising.

Wei Jia scratched his head, frowned and thought for a long time, and said: "Your Majesty, I just couldn't help but say that, otherwise, whoever's head was kicked by a donkey would say those words, isn't it too life-threatening? I guess , I didn’t wake up when I went out that day, and I said it out of a hot blood, don’t blame your majesty.”

His Majesty Li Er was very calm, and said faintly, almost humming from his nostrils, "Yes."

Wei Jia glanced at it, and seemed not satisfied, so he continued, the guy said: "How should I put it, after returning to Datang, I met many people and many things, my brother Sun Yi, my family Adoptive father, foster mother, Uncle Li Ji, Uncle Cheng, Uncle Yuchi, His Majesty, Empress, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, His Royal Highness Prince Jin, Princess Jinyang, etc., we have experienced a lot together, and everyone has their own joys and sorrows. Anger, sorrow, and joy, but overall, I think there are more happy people and less unhappy people."

Speaking of this, Wei Jia paused, a little embarrassed, and said embarrassingly: "I said, Your Majesty, don't laugh at the little minister. The little minister has no ambitions, and he didn't have any prominent people in the family back then." The job, learning a whole body of medical skills, is just to make a living and support my parents. Before returning to Datang, I was promoted to be the chief surgeon, which is almost the same as the promotion from a young man to a big man. For this reason, my mother even made it for me. I had a delicious meal to celebrate. My mother told me since I was a child that as long as the family is together with Lele, peace is a blessing. Later, I met many patients and found that many parents think similarly to my mother. , I hope that the children will be happy, happy and healthy.”

Wei Chi glanced at His Majesty Li Er again, seeing that his face was still calm and his expression was impeccable, he simply gave it up and said, "I also know that matters of the Tian family are not something that I, a little doctor, can intervene in the first place. But, Your Majesty, I really can't be ruthless. Princess Jinyang is such a cute child, making her sad, I think it is a matter of heaven. His Royal Highness, like many young people, is smart, hardworking, a little A small problem, but when he really knows his mistakes, he will find a way to make up for them and correct them! I think that after making a mistake, you have the courage to admit it and don’t shirk responsibility, that’s a good thing! The sage once said , Knowing mistakes can be corrected, there is nothing good. In this world, is there really a perfect person? Not necessarily, saints have shortcomings, let alone ordinary people, but those shortcomings have not been seen by others. Can things be treated as if they never happened? I can’t do it! People are full of flesh and blood. His Royal Highness will feel sad and sympathetic when he sees the pity of Da Niu’s family. He will also want to study hard and wait for the future. To be a good successor, I think, this is enough!"

"There is also the empress, the empress's body, as a doctor, I understand it best, but when she is sad for His Royal Highness, and when she is sharing his worries and labors for his majesty, the empress is also a mother and a wife. So kind I don't want the empress to be sad. Next, let's talk about your majesty."

Wei Chi took a deep breath and said, "Your Majesty is very strict with His Highness the Crown Prince, but he is very lenient and even partial to the princes and princesses. It should be strict with His Highness the Crown Prince, because His Highness the Crown Prince is His Majesty's future. The successor is responsible for the future of the country, the country, the livelihood of the people, and strict teaching. It is His Majesty who wishes His Royal Highness the crown prince well. But what about others? Your Majesty, if this is in another family, and the father prefers other children, then there is nothing wrong with it, like my family, we My father also prefers me. In such a situation, in an ordinary family like ours, at most, the eldest brother would sigh a few words, and it would not be a big problem, but it is not the case here with Your Majesty. I said yesterday that Your Majesty's preference is It will bring inappropriate hopes, and this kind of hope, if left unchecked, will bring about destruction! At that time, will it not be His Majesty and Empress who are sad?"

"Finished?"

"Well, it's all over! I'm in a cold sweat. Your Majesty, don't let me say this a third time in the future. I'm too timid to stand it a third time."

His Majesty Li Er smiled faintly. While Wei Jia was speaking, he listened calmly all the time. He was never so angry that he asked someone to spank Wei Jia's ass like that day.

His Majesty Li Er was silent for a while, and looked at Wei Chi quietly, his eyes were so calm that they were almost indifferent. Wei Chi was open-minded and smiling, allowing His Majesty Li Er to look directly at him.This is a very simple move, but it is also a very effective move. For those who have no cultivation of mind, even if they are open-minded, they can't stand it for a few minutes.

His Majesty Li Er said quietly: "Wei Chi, should I say you are bold, or should I say that you have a heart like a child and don't know the severity?"

Wei Chi was very depressed, and said in an annoyed tone: "Your Majesty, I prefer the idea of ​​a fool. I think my head was really kicked by a donkey. Otherwise, how could I speak so boldly and nonsense!"

His Majesty Li Er chuckled, "You're still so self-aware."

Wei Chi couldn't help sighing, and sighed: "Your Majesty, I don't have many advantages, but I have a lot of disadvantages. In order to carry forward, I can only hold on to the few advantages. There is no way, it's all for life."

His Majesty Li Er smiled, shook his head, and pointed at Wei Chi.Although it wasn't a hearty laugh, it was better than the stern, scary calm just now.

His Majesty Li Er asked with a faint smile: "I have someone beat you thirty sticks? Do you remember hating me? To tell the truth, don't say empty words that you dare not say."

Wei Jia shook his head without even thinking about it, and said, "Don't bear grudges! I should learn a lesson and improve my memory, so as not to say anything, and if I don't keep it all right, I will lose my life someday. Son, I haven't seen my son marry a wife, I haven't seen my grandson born, I haven't tasted many things in life, so it's a pity, a pity to die now."

His Majesty Li Er sighed: "What you said seems to be [-]% true and [-]% false."

Wei Chi was dumbfounded, and said in surprise: "Your Majesty, this is obviously a truth that cannot be understood more clearly. How can you say seven points are true and three points are false? This... This is too unobjective and too inattentive to the actual situation, Your Majesty! "

His Majesty Li Er smiled again, and said, "When I hit you that day, I went to the queen angrily. The queen asked me why I was angry. I said that Wei Ziyue, that brat, dared to contradict me and talk nonsense about family affairs. Someone beat him with thirty sticks. The queen asked me what you said, and I told the queen what you said, but the queen congratulated me, saying that I have a good minister, such a pure heart, so precious, and only think about me , should be rewarded, not punished. The Queen said, Your Majesty can tolerate Wei Zheng's blunt words, but can't you tolerate Wei Ziyue's ruler mantra. After thinking about it, the Queen is right. Because, this is not the first time I have seen it, but this time, I am a little bolder."

Speaking of this, His Majesty Li Er glanced at Wei Jia with a half-smile, and Wei Jia was ashamed, and said: "Your Majesty, it is estimated that the head was kicked by the donkey that day. Afterwards, the minister was lying on the bed to recuperate and he was fine. When I was doing it, I also thought about it, how could I say such a rebellious thing at that time, Your Majesty beat me well, at least I woke up my minister and taught me a lesson."

His Majesty Li Er snorted, and said with an inscrutable sneer: "That's right, it's fine to beat you up, but I thought you were very popular if I didn't beat you up. Okay, after I hit you, I realized that Wei Ziyue also had times when he was not welcome."

"Ahem..." Wei Chi almost choked to death with saliva, and said with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, I don't form cliques for personal gain, and I'm not a baby who can be loved by everyone. There will always be some people who hate or like it inexplicably." Someone. In other words, not being jealous is a mediocrity, although I'm a bit stupid, but it's not enough to be mediocre."

"How humble."

"That is, modesty is a traditional virtue, which should be carried forward."

His Majesty Li Er laughed completely, looked at Wei Jia gently, patted him on the shoulder, and said: "Wei Jia, I listened to what you said! I will work hard to do it! When Wei Zheng remonstrated with me, I also That said, today, I will tell you the same."

Wei Jia's eyes lit up, and he saluted: "Your Majesty is wise, I... I am grateful to Your Majesty, thank you for your willingness to listen to me, thank you for your magnanimity, after I said such outrageous things, I just beat me with thirty sticks, thank you! "

His Majesty Li Er laughed loudly, and said: "Wei Jia, you are really ignorant, you can even talk nonsense about thanking you, read a lot when you have time."

"Yes, Your Majesty, please try your best."

When it comes to reading, Wei Jia has a headache. The books of Tang Dynasty are read from right to left, or read vertically. He is not used to it. If he is not careful, he will read horizontally from left to right. It is a good book , I watched it in a mess, and when I saw the end, I lost interest.

Speaking of Wei Zheng, Wei Chi suddenly leaned over mysteriously, and asked in a low voice, "Your Majesty, Master Wei didn't say anything to the minister, did he? Did he ask His Majesty to complain to the minister?"

His Majesty Li Er smiled and said calmly: "Why do you say that?"

"Master Wei Zheng threatened me at the gate of the East Palace. Little Eunuch Huang can testify."

Wei Jia said something serious, His Majesty Li Er shook his head with a smile, ignored him, sighed quietly, and said, "Wei Jia, are you really under twenty?"

Wei Chi was sweating profusely, his vest was wet, and he said without changing his face: "Looking at such a young face, I said that I have turned twenty, can your majesty believe it?"

His Majesty Li Er looked at Wei Chi's youthful face, and said: "It's really not like that, it looks like a child younger than Chengqian, but his eyes are filled with sighs and sighs. It doesn't match the age or appearance at all, people should not be judged by their appearance, it probably means you are like this."

……Oops!

Wei Zhi felt that he was being bullied again. No, he had to resist. Wherever there is oppression, there must be resistance. Otherwise, where is the liberation? It's just too tragic.Therefore, Wei Jia said with a serious face: "Your Majesty, it is better to say that you are mature and stable than sighing. It is not clear to describe the qualifications of a minister."

His Majesty Li Er: "...Wei Chi, stand here."

Wei Chi was full of vigilance, and asked cautiously, "What orders does Your Majesty have?"

His Majesty Li Er was calm and righteous, "I want to kick you!"

Wei Zhi had a bitter face and wanted to jump away, but considering the injury on his buttocks, he could only look pitifully and say: "Your Majesty, I'm a wounded man. You can't bully the sick, that's not kind."

"Go away! Don't let me see you until you heal your injury!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty Long En, and I will take my leave."

Wei Chi limped, moved out slowly, grabbed the little Eunuch Huang, and said, "I said our little Eunuch Huang is a good man who will do his best to send the Buddha to the west. You carried us into the palace. Can you carry it back for us?"

Little Eunuch Huang smiled and said: "Yes, Lord Wei. Your Majesty has already ordered you. Don't worry, this servant will definitely send you home."

Wei Chi was very satisfied, and said with a smile: "Very good, the work is done well."

After Wei Chi went away, Empress Changsun came out from the back hall, and greeted His Majesty Li Er with warm eyes, His Majesty Li Er took Empress Changsun's hand and said, "Guanyin maidservant, you are right, Wei Chi is indeed a good boy, Shubao has adopted a good foster son. Tell me, if I also accept Wei Chi as a foster son, will Qin Shubao come to my palace?"

Empress Changsun smiled, and said: "My concubine estimates that three old generals, Cheng Zhijie, Yuchi Jingde, and Li Ji, will rush to the door first to snatch it from His Majesty."

His Majesty Li Er laughed loudly, and said: "It makes sense! Those three old fellows also like that brat very much!"

(End of this chapter)