Lan Shao's cute and playful wife

Chapter 227 Lu Ying's Future (1)
Lan Zhongwen choked, and also laughed out loud, "You think so beautifully, it's too degrading for me to marry a man of seven feet tall."

"What's the matter with marrying? I'll tell you, if you don't marry, I won't marry!"

"Bold!" Lan Zhongwen shouted at her suddenly, "How dare you refuse to marry, and pull it out and chop it up."

Jiujiu laughed out loud and fell on the bed, her stomach ached from laughing, she wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, "You little funny man, I'm dying of laughter."

As time passed, Lan Zhongwen also became humorous. Unexpectedly, such a noble and sullen man, who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, is full of ruffian when he is arguing now.

And he can tell a few cold jokes casually. It's true that people can't be judged by appearances, and sea water can't be measured. No matter what, it has to pass the test of time before you can see the true face.

Ninety-nine is hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Orchids are cold outside and hot inside.

When the two got together, they happened to alternate hot and cold, filling each other's strengths and eliminating their own weaknesses, seamlessly.

It doesn't make sense for them not to be together.

"What's so funny?" Lan Zhongwen suppressed a smile, "I'll tell you, Xiao Jiujiu, you were born as a member of the Lan family and died as the soul of the Lan family. If you don't marry, you will be wanted everywhere."

"Oh! How dare you threaten me? Do you know who I am?"

"I don't know." Lan Zhongwen said simply.

"Hmph, look at you who are ignorant. I am Xiao Jiujiu, a famous painting master. My fans are all over Guangzhou. If anyone spits out, they can drown you. How about it? Are you afraid?"

"Cut." Lan Zhongwen disdainfully said, "What are your fans? Do you know who I am?"

"You're just a little tease." Jiujiu laughed at him.

Lan Zhongwen sighed helplessly, Jiujiu thought he would say some great truths, but what he said surprised Jiujiu, he shook his head and said: "That's why I said that you women have long hair but short knowledge, my fans are from Guangzhou is on the Great Wall, you still don’t know who I am, what’s the use of your fans spitting? My fans will use beauty tricks to make your fans obedient, are you convinced?”

It's time to test your eloquence, Jiujiu thought for a moment, and blurted out, "I don't agree! Just because of your crooked fans, you want to seduce my fans who look like celestial beings? Bah! Fantastic! My fans are all talented Badou, you look like a man of heaven, even if your fans know magic and charm, you should obediently stand aside."

"You are wrong. My fans are all hidden masters, but no, I fooled you, a fool, into thinking that they are all useless materials, but in fact they are all top-notch."

"Go to hell!" Jiujiu scolded angrily, racking his brains, but couldn't come up with another word of humiliation, his little face flushed, "Okay you little red guy, we're done with this problem, if the green hills don't change, the green waters grow long Liu, let's settle this grudge slowly in the future."

"Okay." Lan Zhongwen nodded with his head propped up, "Let's talk about something else, that's all for today's eloquence, save it."

"Hmph, I'll save it too, and I'll restore this paragraph next time I quarrel, and I'll scold you to death."

"Okay, I'll wait for you to scold me to death, if you can't scold me to death, marry me."

"Fuck off!"

Jiujiu was chatting with Lan Zhongwen, Xiao's father suddenly opened the door of Jiujiu's room and walked in, staring in bewilderment, obviously drunk.

Jiujiu sat up suddenly, Xiao's father lost focus, looked at Jiujiu for a long time, then pouted and said: "Have you seen my little bear?"

"Little bear?"

Papa Xiao nodded heavily, "My little bear is gone."

"What bear?"

"It's Little Bear!" Dad Xiao yelled, and ran to Jiujiu's dressing table to rummage, Jiujiu was helpless, could this be the legendary drunken madness?It was the first time Jiujiu encountered Papa Xiao's gaffe, and he still couldn't react.

"Hey Jiujiu, what little bear? Who are you talking to?" Lan Zhongwen was still talking on the other end of the phone.

"It's my dad. He seems to be drunk. I'll go and see him first." Jiujiu put the phone on the bed, put on her slippers and walked to the dresser. Dad Xiao was talking about Little Bear while looking through her cabinet. .

"Where's my bear? Where's the bear?"

"Dad, your little bear is here." Jiujiu pointed to himself, "Dad, I am your little bear."

Xiao's father turned his head and grinned with white teeth, "So you are my little bear."

After speaking, he held her hand tightly and smiled, "Thank you, thank you for helping me find my little bear, I am very grateful..."

Jiujiu couldn't shake Dad Xiao's hand, thinking that Dad would be ashamed to death when he woke up tomorrow. Thinking of this, Jiujiu laughed happily.

"Hey, why did you come here?" Xiao's mother opened Jiujiu's room door, "I just went to make a glass of honey water to sober him up, and he ran over, Jiujiu, help mom get your dad Take it back to the room."

"it is good."

Jiujiu replied, and helped Xiao's father, whose feet were weak from drinking, back to the master bedroom to lie down. Xiao's mother sat by the bed and fed him honey water. Jiujiu looked at it warmly, with a peaceful smile on his lips.

She was suddenly curious, how did father and mother know each other?
"Mom, do you know what little bear Dad is talking about?" Jiujiu asked sideways, intending to discuss the relationship between his parents.

Mother Xiao raised her head with a gentle face, "Little Bear, your father used to be too dull and shy, you must hug the doll bear when you sleep, otherwise you won't be able to sleep. Later, the little bear disappeared, and he would yell when he was drunk. Want a bear."

No way?Dad used to be very dull and shy?
"Mom, logically speaking, you have a very lively personality, why are you with Dad?" If Dad was dull, she couldn't figure out why Mom would fall in love with Dad, because such a personality is usually very silent.

Mother Xiao's smile became even brighter, "Don't say it, I thought of a funny thing when I said this. In the past, blind dates used to go to other people's homes to see girls. Your father went there for the first time, and he was ignorant. The threshold has been stepped on."

Jiujiu didn't understand, "What's the matter?"

"Hey, a sophisticated family doesn't let you step on the threshold. It's to welcome your fortune. It's no wonder you don't get annoyed when you step on it like this." When Xiao Ma said this, she covered her mouth and laughed, "Your father still I sat down the owner's neck pillow, so even though your father is tall and handsome, he is still considered reckless and rude by others."

(End of this chapter)