Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 260 You must give this old man an idea
Young Master Biao hummed, and the people in the room also hummed with him. Everyone was holding back their laughter. Hearing him hum, it means that his condition has improved, and the improvement is so fast, it is almost immediate. Hurry up It's indescribable!

With the sound of um, the servants and maids all laughed out loud, and said one after another: "Oh, this method really works, Master Biao really woke up!"

Wang Pingan also laughed, and said: "I have never used this method before. Thanks to my wife's reminder, it can not only cure the disease, but also teach young master Biao a lesson, so I just thought of this method. Really easy to use!"

Changsun Wuji covered his nose, the muscles on his face twitched, and thought: "If you treat any kind of person, you have to use whatever method. This nephew of my wife, who is usually a dirty man, is a nice big man, but he is always Thinking of some inexplicable things. To deal with this kind of person, you have to use extraordinary methods, don’t you like sweet smells, this time I must make you smelly!"

Amidst the rushing sound, a basin of filth was thrown away, and the servant turned his head to look at Wang Ping'an.The servant's expression was painful now, the filth splashed everywhere, not only splashed on Young Master Biao's face, but also splashed all over his body.

But the painful expression is painful, the appearance must be made out, but the servant is very happy in his heart, he thought: "It's so funny, I am a servant, and I splashed the master's face with urine. , the master and the whole family have to thank me, I would never dare to think of such a good thing, but today it happened, you said it was fun or not!"

Wang Pingan said: "Go on, when will he sit up, when will it be over!"

The servant promised, put the empty basin next to the young master's head, and picked up the basin full of filth, raised it high, then dropped it, and the clattering sound resounded again!

This time when he fell down, Master Biao hummed again, and the number of hums increased, gradually turning into moans.The servant got used to pouring. After pouring out a pot, he poured it again without waiting for orders!
Young Master Biao started moaning non-stop, and when the fourth basin was poured, he opened his mouth, took a long and deep breath, and mumbled something.

Changsun Wuji frowned and said, "What did he say?"

A servant said: "Maybe it smells good?"

The servant who was holding up the basin to pour out the filth heard it clearly, and said, "No, what he said was very comfortable!"

Wang Ping'an said: "The fragrance rises rapidly, making him difficult to breathe, and the smell is collected, and the fragrance is cut off, so he can breathe normally, that's why he said it was comfortable!"

Changsun Wuji snorted, didn't say anything, thought to himself: "What a bitch, if you smell the fragrance too much, you will die, but if you smell the stench, you will come back to life!" I look down on it even more.

When the fifth pot of filth was poured down, the young cousin's mind seemed to be clear. He stuck out his tongue and even licked his lower lip. After retracting his tongue, he continued to smack his lips and make a tsk-tsk sound.

Wang Pingan hurriedly said: "Go up to someone and give him a wipe. You can't eat this thing in your stomach, lest you just recover from an old disease and a new disease will appear again!"

A maid came up, bit the bullet, and wiped the filth off Young Biao's face.The girl thought to herself: "Master Biao, Master Biao, you love clean people so much, if you know that you... smacked your lips just now, you... what can you do, I feel sorry for you!"

As soon as the maid left the bed, the servant continued to carry the basin, splashing, splashing, he was doing it quite vigorously, it felt like an addiction!

The smell of foul smell in the room is getting stronger and stronger, and it has suppressed the aroma from afar.Although the aroma in the room was originally strong, no matter how strong the aroma was, it couldn't withstand such a tossing method, and it was covered by the stench!
Not to mention others, even Wang Pingan himself could hardly stand it anymore and wanted to turn around and leave the house, but when he looked at Changsun Wuji, he found that the Prime Minister, with his endurance beyond ordinary people, had no intention of leaving at all. Staring at Young Master Biao closely, the meaning is obvious, he will never give up until he sees Young Master Biao wake up!
Wang Pingan sighed in his heart: "No wonder he can assist Li Shimin to build an empire, no wonder he can be ranked first in Lingyan Pavilion, really persistent, admiration, admiration!"

After tossing and tossing for a while, Young Master Biao suddenly opened his eyes. He was not fully conscious yet, looking at the filth flowing beside his head, he actually said: "It's spring, it's time to go to Xunfang for an outing!"

The servants and maids in the house shouted together in their hearts: "My God, you can even think of this, it seems that Master Biao is Master Biao, and we are absolutely not as good as you are!" !"

Changsun Wuji put down his sleeves and said, "Is this all right?"

Wang Pingan said: "Hurry up, wait a little longer, no matter what, let him speak sober words, so that it can be regarded as completely healed!"

Then go on!
This time, he didn't toss a few pots, only to hear a gurgling sound, and Master Biao's stomach growled. Under such circumstances, he was still hungry!Caressing the side of the bed, Young Master Biao sat up slowly, and said to the servant who was carrying the basin: "What are you doing, what kind of thing are you pouring?"

The servant didn't dare to answer. He looked at Wang Ping'an, but Wang Ping'an didn't dare to say anything. He was afraid that Master Biao would jump off the bed and scratch him. He looked at Changsun Wuji, but Changsun Wuji said, "Is that all right?"

Wang Pingan nodded and said, "It's fine when he wakes up. Do you want to tell him the truth?"

Changsun Wuji snorted, winked at the servant, and said, "Let him hear it!"

The servant brought the basin to Young Biao's face, and Young Biao wondered, what is in this basin?His sense of smell has not yet fully recovered, and he has to get close to distinguish clearly what is in the basin!

So, he put his nose close to the side of the basin, sucked deeply, and filled his lungs... Wow, Master Biao was lying on the side of the bed, vomiting profusely, spitting out a lot of yellow sour liquid.No words, the servant fell down, and he vomited!

Wang Pingan breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "Just spit it out, give him something easy to digest, such as white porridge, and he will recover soon, but you must maintain a good mood in the future, and don't smoke the house anymore." So delicious!"

Seeing him well, Changsun Wuji refused to stay in the house anymore, and strode out. In fact, he wanted to go out a long time ago, just to prove that Wang Pingan's "ghost idea" is really effective, so he kept holding back in the house .

After leaving the house, Changsun Wuji gasped for breath, Mrs. Changsun saw this and asked, "My nephew is healed?"

Changsun Wuji laughed loudly, recalling what happened just now, it was really memorable, the taste is really endless!He said: "Okay, and my stomach is rumbling, I guess I'm hungry, you can do the next thing, so I can teach him a lesson, so that he won't be like before in the future!"

Mrs. Changsun said oh, and walked towards the door, but as soon as she stepped in, she yelled: "What's the smell in this room, quickly open the windows..."

Wang Pingan and Changsun Wuji looked at each other and smiled, Changsun Wuji said: "No disease, the emperor gave you the name No disease, it is really a good gift, in your hands, there is no disease in the world!" He pulled Wang Pingan hand, said: "Come, come, let's go to the front, the old man has something to tell you, you are a clever boy, you can definitely solve the old man's confusion!"

The two returned to the main hall and sat down at the table again. At this time, the servant brought a large plate of stewed elbow and placed it in front of Changsun Wuji.

Changsun Wuji smiled and said: "There are many filthy things in the world. I can see them every day. I have long been familiar with them. But today's filthy thing is the first time I have seen it in my life. Good, very good, just right." Great appetite, this old man can eat up this whole plate of elbows!" He said, holding up a chopsticks and elbows, and chewing them in his mouth!
Wang Pingan thought to himself: "You can really eat. I just listened to the noise, and you can start chewing in a blink of an eye. I admire you even more!" He laughed and said, "Although there are many filthy things in the world, after seeing To be able to maintain a normal heart and not be disturbed by filth is the real kindness. Master Changsun has this kindness and courage, and he is really a model for students to emulate!"

Changsun Wuji chewed the meat in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Ass, this is pure flattery. If someone else said it, the old man would have to scold him, but if you say it without illness, the old man loves to hear it very much." !"

Swallowing the meat, he said again: "No disease, you may wonder, as the prime minister, the old man is under one person and above tens of thousands. If you want to eat, you can't eat any delicacies from mountains and seas, but why do you like to eat this kind of food?" Greasy stuff."

Putting down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth, he sighed, and said: "Although the old man comes from a famous family, he lived in poverty when he was young. He was adopted by my uncle. Although my uncle treated me like a parent and son, my aunt was not very friendly. When I was young, I always I ate some clear soup with little water, and it was rare to see meat. At that time, I always thought, how good it would be if I could eat elbows to my heart's content. Therefore, the queen also lost her nourishment when she was young, so she has been in poor health. ..."

Speaking of his deceased sister, Changsun Wuji sighed again and was speechless for a while.

Suddenly, Changsun Wuji patted Wang Ping'an on the shoulder and said, "You young man, you are not very old, but you have a lot of ideas, you are eccentric, and you are not the kind of bookworm. The old man asked you, can you think that my Tang Dynasty Now, if there are any major issues related to the national economy and the people’s livelihood, such as your new disaster relief law, the key is not to involve war, and it must be new.”

Wang Pingan made a sound, thought for a long time, shook his head and said, "Is it related to the national economy and the people's livelihood? This kind of national event, students can't think of it for a while!"

Changsun Wuji said: "Think about it carefully, don't worry. However, you must give this old man an idea."

Wang Pingan was embarrassed and said: "Students have little talent and learning, and it is really hard to think of such a big event..."

Changsun Wuji picked up the chopsticks, held an elbow, put it into Wang Ping'an's bowl, and said, "Come, eat it. This old man has been holding dishes for more than ten years, so you must eat it. After a pause, he said again: "You must also come up with an idea, the old man will never treat you badly!"

Wang Ping'an is still in trouble, he really can't figure it out!
Changsun Wuji suddenly lowered his voice, and said: "If you can figure it out and satisfy the old man, then the old man will say hello to you, and you will be very happy!"

(End of this chapter)